Nancy: Dave and I just had the worst dinner in our lives at All Best Food.

Vincent: Have you had your dinner yet?

Vincent: All Best Food … the new restaurant on the corner?

Nancy: I wouldn’t even call it a restaurant. It has such awful food and terrible service.

Vincent: Is it that bad?

Nancy: Worse than you can imagine.

First they put us in the smoking area,

even though Dave reserved a non-smoking table.

Then they served me smoked salmon instead of fresh salmon, which I had ordered.

Vincent: Did they make it up to you?

Nancy: They gave each of us a free piece of apple pie.

Vincent: That’s not too bad. At least they tried to be nice to you ….

Nancy: That’s the worst part!

As I finished my piece of pie, I found half a worm on my plate!

Vincent: Oops! Poor you …. Nancy: Never judge a restaurant by its name! Vincent: Exactly!

Vincent: Oops! Poor you …. Nancy: Never judge a restaurant by its name!

Vincent: Exactly!