Name: 這就是完美的煎餅 (This is The Perfect Pancake)
Uploaded: 2022-11-01T17:46:02.000Z
Duration: 11 min 19 s

今天，我以成年人的身份參加COSPLAY!

They don't know that I secretly wish I was wearing a unicorn onesie.

他們不知道我暗地裡希望自己穿著一件獨角獸連體衣。

M: You know, when you go on the internet and there're those pictures of those perfect pancakes?

M：你知道，當你上網時，有那些完美的煎餅的圖片？

It's come up on pinterest. It's come up on Instagram.

它出現在pinterest上。它出現在Instagram上。

It's come up on facebook. It's been ON reddit!

它出現在Facebook上。它已經在reddit上了!

Those perfect pancakes exist in Japan! S: Yes!

那些完美的煎餅在日本是存在的!S: 是的!

M: All those pictures were taken from the shop that we're in right now.

M：所有這些照片都是從我們現在所在的商店拍的。

所以我們在西銀座，青山花園。

It makes this perfect pancake which I can not wait to dig into.

它做出了這種完美的煎餅，我已經迫不及待地想吃了。

Cause we're surrounded by pancakes right now, as we're talking.

因為我們現在正被煎餅包圍著，就在我們談話的時候。

S: Everybody around us has pancakes. This is obscene.

S:我們周圍的人都有煎餅。這是很淫穢的。

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S: So Martina and I are having very opposite reactions here at this place.

S：所以瑪蒂娜和我在這個地方的反應非常相反。

She's here, making pretty films about all the flowers and whatnot.

她在這裡，為所有的花和其他東西製作漂亮的電影。

I'm just looking at all the plates of food walking by like "When is it going to be my turn?".

我只是看著所有走過的食物盤子，就像 "什麼時候才能輪到我？"。

It's like being in a really nice, elegant tea shop.

這就像在一個非常漂亮、優雅的茶館裡。

Simon's just staring at other people with their pancakes.

He's like a creeper. He's literally just watching people ~ eat.

他就像一個爬行者。他簡直就是在看人~吃飯。

我想要我那該死的餅乾。就在此時。

M: Oh oh. I think he's gonna have a break down. S: I want my cookie.

M：哦哦。我想他要崩潰了。S：我想要我的餅乾。

S: Those two girls beside me... M: Oh my god.

S:我身邊的那兩個女孩...男：哦，我的上帝。

S: How awkward would it be if I just, like, scuddled up beside them.

S：如果我只是，比如，蜷縮在他們身邊，那會有多尷尬。

If you go to a club and like guys try to pick up girls, he'd be like "Hey, what you drinking?"

如果你去一個俱樂部，喜歡的人想泡妞，他會說："嘿，你喝什麼？"

I wanna be, like "I'm not even interested in dating you but..

我想說，"我甚至沒有興趣和你約會，但是......"。

If I had to scale it on a 1 to 10, it would be , like a 12.

如果我必須用1到10來衡量它，它應該是12分。

S: Is that my cookie? M: They got your cookie!

S：那是我的餅乾嗎？男：他們拿了你的餅乾

S: Hurry up and take your macro shots so I can eat my cookie.

S：快點拍你的微距，這樣我才能吃到我的餅乾。

M: Let me just- let me just take them slow. Nice and slow.

讓我... 讓我慢慢來。又好又慢。

S:你能聽到我的指關節破裂的聲音嗎？

S: And now Martina's thinking,  "Simon's gonna take a bite and share with me."

S:現在瑪蒂娜在想，"西蒙會咬一口，和我一起分享。"

S:丹，這就是你訂購的所有東西嗎？

You've got more jam than you have scone on the table!

你的果醬比你桌上的烤餅還多！"。

M: Well, you took those two and they were like "Wow, those guys are big."

M：好吧，你帶著那兩個人，他們就像 "哇，這些人真大"。

S: I would like to say I think that we've been ruined a little bit by North America.

S：我想說的是，我認為我們已經被北美破壞了一點。

Because when we order scones in North America, there are these ugly, fist sized, lumpy things.

因為我們在北美點烤餅時，有這些醜陋的、拳頭大小的、塊狀的東西。

S: Here, we have some very pretty scones.

S：這裡，我們有一些非常漂亮的烤餅。

But they're the tiniest scones I've ever seen.

但它們是我見過的最細的烤餅。

M: I'm just gonna join in here and say something.

S: The whipped cream is bigger than the scones. M: Those are pretty big nipples.

S:鮮奶油比烤餅還大。男：這些乳頭相當大。

S: True. These are some banging nipples right here. M: Ok.

S:沒錯。這些是一些令人振奮的乳頭，就在這裡。M：好的。

M: I mean, they're huge but I agree with you. They are quite tiny.

M：我的意思是，他們很龐大，但我同意你的看法。他們是相當小的。

S: These are Whale nipples. Ok? M: Whale nipples

S:這些是鯨魚的乳頭。好嗎？男：鯨魚的乳頭

S: ...alright? I expected something bigger than Whale nipples.

S：......好嗎？我期待著比鯨魚乳頭更大的東西。

M: Hey! We're in a classy place! Keep it classy. These are...

嘿！我們是在一個優雅的地方！保持優雅。保持優雅。這些是...

S: Some type of Whale nipples. M: Stop talking about Whale nipples

S：某種類型的鯨魚乳頭。男：不要再談論鯨魚的乳頭了。

S: Uhhhh...Holidays... M: Indeed! The news today. Did you see the news?

S:呃......假期......。M: 確實如此！我想說的是。今天的新聞。你看到新聞了嗎？

S: How do you feel about the Hillary/Trump - thing? M: things..

S：你對希拉里/特朗普的-事有什麼看法？M: 事情...

M: I might - You know, I might petition to clean up the parks

男：我可能--你知道，我可能會請願去清理公園。

because there are some hooligans that have been skateboarding around there, lately.

因為最近有一些流氓在那裡玩滑板。

S: Wait, wait a second... M: And it's unsafe for the children.

S:等一下，等一下...男：而且對孩子們來說，這是不安全的。

S: What are you gonna do? Write a strongly worded letter to someone? M: YES!

S:你打算怎麼做？給某人寫一封措辭強烈的信？M: 是的!

M: Have you cleaned the leaf gutter?  S: What, rain gutter?

男：你打掃過葉溝嗎？  S：什麼，雨槽？

S: Actually, funny story: One of the pipes from the rain gutter actually blew off.

S:事實上，有趣的故事。雨水溝的一個管道居然被吹掉了。

And I don't know how to get up there and plug it back in.

而且我不知道如何上去把它插回去。

So, we'll see what happens in a couple years.

是以，我們將看看幾年後會發生什麼。

M: In the meantime, let's enjoy their magical, warm cookies

男：與此同時，讓我們享受他們神奇而溫暖的餅乾吧

S: Why did you say "let's!", as if this is gonna be a plural of enjoying this cookie?

S:你為什麼說 "讓我們！"，好像這將是一個享受這種餅乾的複數？

I can smell the smell of the cookie from here. It's like the most perfect perfume.

我從這裡可以聞到餅乾的味道。這就像最完美的香水。

M: *starts to awkwardly beckon for the cookie using her tongue*

M:*開始尷尬地用舌頭招手要餅乾*。

S: Do you like.. M: It's like I'm a kitty and I'm getting scratches.

S:你是否喜歡...男：這就像我是一隻小貓，我被抓傷了。

S:你喜歡老屁股奶奶的餅乾嗎？

Cause that's what this is. This is old ass grandma biscuits.

因為這就是這個。這是老屁股的祖母餅乾。

M: Oh my god. It's butter pastry that they put together and baked

M：哦，我的上帝。這是他們放在一起烘烤的黃油糕點。

and sprinkled with those gigantic chunks of sugar that you get

並撒上那些巨大的糖塊，你可以得到

when you get those cookies. The European cookies at Christmas time.

當你得到這些餅乾時。聖誕節時的歐洲餅乾。

S: I should have gotten the cream filled one in the middle.

S：我應該買中間的奶油餡的那個。

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