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  • Top story.

    頭條新聞。

  • With 13 days until the midterms, the tires are coming off the country

    距離中期選舉還有13天,國家的輪胎正在脫落

  • and Republicans are riding the glowing orange rims to an election night victory.

    而共和黨人正騎著發光的橙色輪圈,在選舉之夜取得勝利。

  • And we Republicans earned this moment.

    而我們共和黨人贏得了這一時刻。

  • We screwed up COVID, which caused a supply chain crisis,

    我們搞砸了COVID,造成了一場供應鏈危機。

  • which caused runaway inflation and now, according to FiveThirtyEight,

    這造成了失控的通貨膨脹,而現在,根據FiveThirtyEight的說法。

  • which is totally skewed, unless it says what I want it to,

    這完全是歪打正著,除非它說的是我想說的。

  • the polls are trending in Republicans favor.

    民意調查的趨勢對共和黨人有利。

  • Yahoo! Scoodalid-di-

    Yahoo!Scoodalid-di--

  • -doo!

    -杜!

  • Republican control of the Senate and the future of mammalian life on Earth

    共和黨對參議院的控制和地球上哺乳動物生命的未來

  • could come down

    可以下來

  • to what happens in Pennsylvania, where Democrat John Fetterman debated Dr.

    到賓夕法尼亞州發生的事情,民主黨人約翰-費特曼在那裡與博士辯論。

  • Mehmet Oz.

    梅赫梅特-奧茲。

  • It was an amazing night between a man trying to convince voters he's a healthy

    這是一個奇妙的夜晚,一個試圖說服選民他是一個健康的人的人。

  • human and a man trying to convince voters he's a human.

    人類和一個試圖讓選民相信他是人類的人。

  • But it was Oz who landed the decisive blow with this take on abortion.

    但是,是奧茲對墮胎的這一觀點給予了決定性的打擊。

  • I don't want the federal government involved with that at all.

    我根本不希望聯邦政府參與其中。

  • I want women, doctors, local political leaders

    我希望婦女、醫生、地方政治領導人

  • letting the democracy that's always allowed our nation

    讓一直以來允許我們國家的民主

  • to thrive, to put the best ideas forward so states can decide for themselves.

    蓬勃發展,提出最好的想法,以便各國能夠自己決定。

  • Yes, local political leaders are experts on this stuff.

    是的,地方政治領導人是這方面的專家。

  • I can't name one difference between dictating women's health

    我無法說出支配婦女健康的一個區別

  • decisions and judging the town pumpkin carving contest.

    決定和評判鎮上的南瓜雕刻比賽。

  • Joining me now to roll around in the news mud,

    現在加入我的行列,在新聞的泥土中打滾。

  • is co-host whose work performance reviews always have an entire section entitled:

    是共同主持人,他的工作業績審查總是有一整節的標題。

  • Biting Incidents.

    咬人事件。

  • Bonnie Davis.

    邦妮-戴維斯

  • Hi there.

    你們好。

  • Co-host Who gives out Zippo lighters for Halloween.

    共同主持 "誰 "為萬聖節送出Zippo打火機。

  • Susan Shepard.

    蘇珊-謝潑德。

  • Good evening.

    晚上好。

  • Co-host who posts slideshows, after guys trips to Colorado

    發佈幻燈片的聯合主持人,在他們去科羅拉多州旅行之後

  • with the caption: “What a weekend full of epic conversations.”

    並寫上標題。"真是一個充滿史詩般的對話的週末。"

  • Austin Sparks.

    奧斯汀-斯帕克。

  • Hey Tyler.

    嘿,泰勒。

  • And host of PBS's “Firing Lineand voice

    以及公共廣播公司 "火線 "的主持人和聲音

  • of the wing of the Republican Party that doesn't only speak in tongues.

    共和黨中不只講方言的那一派。

  • Margaret Hoover, thanks for joining us, Margaret.

    瑪格麗特-胡佛,感謝你加入我們,瑪格麗特。

  • Great to be here.

    很高興來到這裡。

  • So Margaret, Republicans caused a million or so COVID deaths.

    所以瑪格麗特,共和黨人造成了一百萬左右的COVID死亡。

  • And fast forward

    和快進

  • now, vaccine skeptic Marjorie Taylor Greene is next in line for House speaker.

    現在,疫苗懷疑論者馬喬裡-泰勒-格林是眾議院議長的下一個人選。

  • Everything worked out, huh?

    一切都解決了,是吧?

  • Republicans are cautiously optimistic going into the midterms and that goes

    共和黨人對進入中期選舉持謹慎的樂觀態度,這也是

  • for the House Republicans and it goes for the Republicans in the Senate.

    對於眾議院的共和黨人來說,這也適用於參議院的共和黨人。

  • Of course, there are two very different types of Republicans.

    當然,有兩種非常不同類型的共和黨人。

  • The Republicans in the House will be a different set of Republicans.

    眾議院的共和黨人將是一組不同的共和黨人。

  • If they win the majority, there will be a larger

    如果他們贏得多數,就會有更大的

  • number of Republicans who you might agree with that

    你可能同意的一些共和黨人的觀點

  • the kind that don't choose to certify elections.

    就是那種不選擇認證選舉的人。

  • So, rational Republicans.

    所以,理性的共和黨人。

  • And that's not great for democracy.

    而這對民主來說並不是好事。

  • But there will be some Republicans hopefully returning to the Senate who

    但會有一些共和黨人有希望重返參議院,他們

  • do believe in democracy,

    確實相信民主。

  • voted to hold Donald Trump accountable, like Lisa Murkowski in the Senate.

    投票要求唐納德-特朗普負責,比如參議院的麗莎-穆爾科斯基。

  • So you're going to have a mixed bag.

    是以,你將會有一個混合的袋子。

  • Bonnie, what are you thinking in this moment?

    邦妮,這一刻你在想什麼?

  • Yeah, milk is expensive.

    是的,牛奶很貴。

  • So of course we should vote in the party, slow roasting the planet

    是以,我們當然應該在黨內投票,緩慢地烘烤這個星球

  • and keep that cheap milk flowing into our sticky children's faces.

    並保持廉價牛奶流向我們粘稠的孩子的臉。

  • Voters know that Republicans get stuff done.

    選民們知道,共和黨人能把事情做好。

  • Just think about how we pulled off those several hundred thousand COVID funerals.

    想想我們是如何完成那幾十萬個COVID葬禮的吧。

  • Let's go back to that debate

    讓我們回到那場辯論

  • in Pennsylvania between David Mamet Oz and David Fetterman.

    在賓夕法尼亞州的大衛-馬梅特-奧茲和大衛-費特曼之間。

  • Afterwards, there was a lot of speculation about whether Fetterman

    事後,有很多人猜測費特曼是否

  • has the cognitive capacity to serve alongside mental super athletes

    有認知能力,可與精神超級運動員並肩作戰

  • like Dianne Feinstein and Chuck Grassley to investigate.

    像Dianne Feinstein和Chuck Grassley這樣的人進行調查。

  • I respectfully purchased Fitzsimmons Brain from my cousin Ricki.

    我恭敬地從我的表弟瑞奇那裡購買了菲茨西蒙斯的大腦。

  • As you can see, Fetterman brain is wrinkly.

    正如你所看到的,費特曼的大腦是皺巴巴的。

  • Lacking the silky smooth linoleum sheen of a healthy brain.

    缺乏健康的大腦所具有的絲綢般光滑的油氈光澤。

  • I've told it to roll over multiple times and it does not follow basic commands.

    我已經讓它翻身多次了,但它不聽從基本命令。

  • Margaret, back me up.

    瑪格麗特,支持我。

  • Senators need to be geniuses operating at the very top

    參議員需要是在最高層運作的天才

  • of their intelligence to cast the vote their staff tells them to.

    他們的智慧來投他們的工作人員告訴他們的票。

  • Yeah, well, we all know that that's not true.

    是的,我們都知道,這不是真的。

  • What we do know,

    我們所知道的。

  • I mean, the voters of Pennsylvania deserve to know what their real mental

    我的意思是,賓夕法尼亞州的選民應該知道他們真正的精神世界是什麼

  • and cognitive abilities are of the person they're about to vote for.

    和認知能力是他們即將投票給的人。

  • And that's a pretty reasonable expectation.

    而這是一個相當合理的期望。

  • It is cute, though, and daddy loves you.

    不過,這很可愛,爸爸也很喜歡你。

  • Who's a good friend?

    誰是好朋友?

  • I kind of like that.

    我有點喜歡這樣。

  • I'll take you to the park later so you can play with the other dogs.

    我一會兒帶你到公園,你可以和其他狗一起玩。

  • Moving on.

    繼續前進。

  • Our Lord and Savior, Donald Trump is selflessly taking time away

    我們的主和救世主,唐納德-特朗普正在無私地抽出時間

  • from stealing the 2024 election for himself to steal the 2022 election

    從為自己竊取2024年選舉到竊取2022年選舉

  • for the Republican who will rig the 2024 election for him.

    為共和黨人,他們將為他操縱2024年的選舉。

  • The Rolling Stones report that in recent months,

    滾石樂隊報告說,近幾個月來。

  • Trump has convened a series of in-person meetings and conference calls to discuss

    特朗普已經召開了一系列的當面會議和電話會議,討論

  • laying the groundwork to challenge the 2022 midterm results.

    為挑戰2022年的中期選舉結果奠定基礎。

  • In these conversations, pro-Trump groups, attorneys, Republican Party activists

    在這些談話中,支持特朗普的團體、律師、共和黨活動家

  • and MAGA diehards often discuss the type of scorched earth legal tactics

    和MAGA的死忠們經常討論那種焦土式的法律戰術。

  • they could deploy.

    他們可以部署。

  • Whoa, are we going full on autocracy?

    哇,我們要全面實行專制了嗎?

  • Because that is. Uh...yikes.

    因為那是。呃......哎呀。

  • I..I'm..uh...

    我...我...呃...

  • I'm not at all a little terrified that we're finally going through with it.

    我一點也不害怕,因為我們終於要進行下去了。

  • Tyler, are you okay?

    泰勒,你還好嗎?

  • Yes.

    是的。

  • Even though my life is largely fine, I want an autocracy.

    儘管我的生活基本沒有問題,但我想要一個專制制度。

  • Can someone open a window?

    誰能開個窗?

  • Tyler, you're sweating your frickin ass off.

    泰勒,你在為你的屁股流汗。

  • Don't talk.

    不要說話。

  • It just makes me more sick.

    這隻會讓我更加噁心。

  • Susan, did you say you wanted a ginger ale?

    蘇珊,你說你想喝薑汁汽水嗎?

  • No.

    沒有。

  • Fine.

    很好。

  • I'll drink it.

    我就喝了它。

  • Not that I need it because I like living in an autocracy.

    並不是說我需要它,因為我喜歡生活在一個專制國家。

  • Actually, I love it.

    事實上,我喜歡它。

  • I've never been happier.

    我從來沒有這麼開心過。

  • And my pulse less scary loud.

    而我的脈搏也沒有那麼嚇人的響。

  • Margaret, explain why this is just classic political gamesmanship.

    瑪格麗特,解釋一下為什麼這只是典型的政治遊戲技巧。

  • And also, please list the symptoms of a panic attack.

    還有,請列出恐慌症發作的症狀。

  • Take a deep breath.

    深吸一口氣。

  • You can take some comfort in the fact that Donald Trump's election shenanigans

    你可以從唐納德-特朗普的選舉詭計中得到一些安慰。

  • that all filtered through the courts, 60 plus cases in the last election

    所有這些都是通過法院過濾的,在上一次選舉中,有60多個案件。

  • in 2020, not a single one of them

    在2020年,他們中沒有一個人

  • was able to pass muster with a judge.

    是能夠通過法官的審核的。

  • Whether that judge was appointed by a Democratic president,

    該法官是否是由民主黨總統任命的。

  • a Republican president, or Donald Trump himself.

    共和黨總統,或唐納德-特朗普本人。

  • On the other hand,

    另一方面。

  • Could I take my socks off?

    我可以脫掉我的襪子嗎?

  • If you really want an autocracy.

    如果你真的想要一個專制制度。

  • Would that be weird?

    那會不會很奇怪?

  • You can be delighted that the

    你可以很高興地看到

  • signs are in place that there is a

    有跡象表明,有一個

  • Jesus Christ.

    耶穌基督。

  • Where the heck is the ginger ale.

    薑汁汽水到底在哪裡。

  • That seem to be agitating in that direction.

    這似乎是在朝這個方向鼓動。

  • All right.

    好的。

  • Now that Margaret has calmed

    現在,瑪格麗特已經平靜下來了

  • down, finally,

    下來,最後。

  • Austin, can you give us a preview of Sparks?

    奧斯汀,你能給我們介紹一下《火花》嗎?

  • Thanks.

    謝謝。

  • As everyone surely knows by now, I am host of Tuning Out's: “Raucous,

    現在大家肯定都知道,我是Tuning Out的主持人。"喧鬧的。

  • can they say that?” late night show Sparks.

    他們能這樣說嗎?"深夜節目《火花》。

  • And this week's episode is absolutely epic sauce.

    而本週的情節絕對是史詩般的醬紫。

  • First up, me and Elise Stefanik hit pumpkins with hockey sticks.

    首先,我和Elise Stefanik用曲棍球棒打南瓜。

  • Then I keep swallowing

    然後我繼續吞嚥

  • roaches till Vanessa Laschet gives me a rib cracking heimlich.

    蟑螂,直到瓦妮莎-拉謝給我一個肋骨破裂的海姆利希。

  • And yeah, it's our big phone interview with Teri Hatcher.

    是的,這是我們對泰瑞-海切爾的大型電話採訪。

  • Finally, it's back.

    最後,它回來了。

  • Our YouTube

    我們的YouTube

  • challenge where parents tell their kids there's fentanyl in their Halloween candy.

    挑戰,父母告訴他們的孩子,他們的萬聖節糖果裡有芬太尼。

  • Here's a taste.

    這裡有一種味道。

  • You know how you got candy last night?

    你知道你昨天晚上是怎麼得到糖果的嗎?

  • Well, turns out

    那麼,事實證明

  • there's fentanyl in it.

    這裡面有芬太尼。

  • Yes.

    是的。

  • Fentanyl, sweetie.

    芬太尼,親愛的。

  • In your candy.

    在你的糖果中。

  • Whoa.

    哇哦。

  • And they only get better than that.

    而且他們只會比這更好。

  • I promise.

    我保證。

  • That's tonight on Sparks.

    這就是今晚的火花。

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