Yes, Patrick?

什麼事，帕特里克？

Do you know how to swim?

你會游泳嗎？

No.

沒有。

Me, either.

我也是。

Hmm, I wonder why we're not sinking to the bottom of Goo Lagoon.

我想知道為什麼我們沒有沉到古湖的底部？[尖叫聲]

Patrick, you're floating!

帕特里克，你在漂浮。

Oh.

哦。

Hey, you're floating, too!

嘿，你也在漂浮!

What happened?

發生了什麼事？

These weird bubbles saved us.

這些奇怪的氣泡拯救了我們。

It's all purple and sticky.

都是紫色的，粘粘的。

And it's really stretchy.

而且它真的很有彈性。

It's some kind of goo bobble.

這是某種膠質的晃動。

Well, the smell makes my nose tickle.

嗯，這氣味讓我的鼻子發癢。啊啊啊... choo![笑聲]

Hey, it bounces!

嘿，它彈起來了![笑聲]

Sorry!

對不起![笑聲] [笑聲]

Chum! Get your red hot chum here!

查姆!在這裡獲得你的紅色熱海雀!

What's the deal?

這是什麼情況？

According to my algorithm, beachgoers should be famished and looking for a treat.

根據我的算法。沙灘上的人應該是飢腸轆轆，想找點吃的。

A treat like chum!

請客如請客!

Hello?

喂？

It's perfectly edible, people!

它是完全可以食用的，人們!

Oh, come on, man; this is my livelihood!

哦，來吧，夥計！這是我的生計![嘆氣]

Ah! A beautiful day, beachside.

一個美麗的日子，在海灘邊。

I couldn't think of a thing that could ruin this.

我想不出有什麼東西能毀掉這一切。

I could think of a few.

我可以想到幾個。

Hey, you're blocking my light.

嘿，你擋住了我的光。[笑聲]

SpongeBob.

海綿寶寶。[尖叫聲]

Ah, sweet karma.

啊，甜蜜的因果關係。

It can come from the most boneheaded of places.

它可以來自於最有骨氣的地方。[笑聲]

Wait a second.

等一下。

What are those bouncing blobs of goo?

那些跳動的膠狀物是什麼？

I don't know and I don't care.

Grrr!我不知道，也不關心。[笑聲]

Hold it!

握住它！

What I want to know is why you two have ruined my attempts at having an even tan?

我想知道的是，為什麼你們兩個破壞了我的嘗試，使我的膚色變得均勻？

Oh, sorry, Squidward, we're riding on these cool goo bubbles.

哦，對不起，章魚哥。我們正騎在這些很酷的膠質保麗龍上。

They're floating out of Goo Lagoon.

他們從Goo Lagoon漂浮出來。[尖叫聲]

Stop!

停止！

Those bubbles are dangerous!

這些氣泡很危險！"。

Dangerous?

有危險嗎？

Fascinating; tell us more.

迷人的。告訴我們更多。

Yeah, but with visual aids.

是的，但要有視覺輔助工具。

Okay.

好的。

My scientific investigation has revealed that deep beneath the lagoon floor is a volcanic pocket of super goo.

我的科學調查顯示在環礁湖底的深處有一個火山口。 兜兜轉轉的超級粘稠物。

A crack has formed, releasing bubbles with the goo to the surface, which are toxic and very unstable.

一個裂縫已經形成。釋放出的氣泡與粘液一起到達表面。 這些都是有毒的，而且非常不穩定!

At any moment, it could lose its integrity and... boom! It'll explode!

在任何時候。它可能會失去其完整性，並且......轟！它將會爆炸。它就會爆炸!

That rodent's right.

那隻齧齒動物是對的。

A giant goo bubble could really level the playing field.

一個巨大的咕嚕咕嚕的保麗龍可以真正地拉平競爭環境。

If someone were able to control its power, they'd control all of Bikini Bottom.

如果有人能夠控制它的力量。他們會控制所有的比基尼海灘。

And I'm gonna be that someone.

而我將成為那個人。

It's so gooey.

它是如此的粘稠。

I can fit it in my mouth.

我可以把它放進我的嘴裡。[喃喃自語]

You idiots!

你們這些白痴！

That goo is dangerous!

粘液很危險!

Weren't you two morons listening?

你們兩個白痴沒有聽嗎？

No, not really; I drifted off.

不，不是真的。我漸漸睡著了。

But just look at all the cool stuff it can do.

但只要看看它能做的所有酷事就知道了。

You can make a hat or a beard.

你可以做一頂帽子......或鬍子。

Or an awesome toupee.

或者一個很棒的假髮。

Toupee? You mean hair?

假髮？你是說頭髮？

How do I look?

我看起來怎麼樣？

What is wrong with you people?

你們這些人有什麼毛病？

That goo can destroy everything!

這種黏液可以摧毀一切！"。

Seems safe to me.

在我看來是安全的。

That's what they said about microwave ovens, dry cleaning, and corn dogs!

這就是他們對微波爐的評價。乾洗，和玉米熱狗!

See you later, Sandy!

回頭見，桑迪!

Yeah. These goo bubbles won't bounce themselves.

是的。這些粘稠的氣泡不會自己彈起來。

You have been warned.

你已經被警告了。