Name: 第二季《新聞聯播》的亮點 (Highlights from Tooning Out the News Season 2)
Uploaded: 2022-05-18T00:40:40.000Z
Duration: 3 min 6 s

um, okay, so as far as the news, here's what's up sing the America song and that's starting gun market giving an update on our explosive tuning out the news investigation into Republican gubernatorial candidate.

嗯，好的，所以就新聞而言，這裡有什麼唱美國之歌，那就是開始槍支市場給我們的爆炸性調出新聞調查的更新，共和黨州長候選人。

We exposed that on Andrew Giuliani's campaign website.

我們在安德魯-朱利安尼的競選網站上曝光了這一點。

He falsely claimed to be the Ceo of Giuliani golf and when confronted erased it from his website.

他謊稱自己是朱利安尼高爾夫公司的首席執行官，並在受到質疑時將其從網站上刪除。

我知道整個事情都是胡說八道。

我在這裡沒有看到任何白種人。

I will single handedly stopped trump from being reinstated as president.

我將單槍匹馬地阻止特朗普重新成為總統。

President didn't wit abominable don double in peace for haiku fiefs and misdemeanors because they were stupid.

總統並沒有因為他們的愚蠢而將可惡的唐氏雙倍於和平的俳句藩籬和不端行為。

You can make contact with the deceased of Osama bin laden.

你可以與奧薩馬-本-拉登的死者取得聯繫。

We asked him if he thinks Peter Bergen offered a fair assessment of his rise and fall immediately.

我們問他是否認為彼得-伯根對他的興衰立即做出了公正的評估。

Do you know how hard it is to get it in this city has its own cultural Touchstone mascot.

你知道在這個城市有多難得到它，有它自己的文化觸媒吉祥物。

We're talking of course about plus jumping plus the governor, please just put your hand up.

我們說的當然是加跳加省長，請你把你的手舉起來。

He was really going to jump in there this time.

Stop killing john just just based on the trunk joke does the recent spike and far right violence mean the fascists took the hint to catch up.

停止殺害約翰只是基於樹幹的笑話，最近的飆升和極右暴力意味著法西斯分子接受了提示，趕上了。

You should really be on the lookout for the sort of people who staged a domestic terrorist attack on the capitol rather than concern ourselves quite as much with overseas terrorism.

你真的應該關注那些在國內對國會大廈發動恐怖襲擊的人，而不是像關注海外恐怖主義那樣關注我們。

That's a hot take dead sprint from your life's work.

這是你一生的工作中的一個熱門的取死衝刺。

It's me rush Limbaugh your guardian angel.

是我匆匆忙忙的Limbaugh，你的守護天使。

I appreciate the opportunity to come in here and inappropriately disclosed insider information, yep.

我感謝有機會來到這裡，不適當地披露內幕資訊，是的。

Are hackers dug it up on the super secret sec dot gov.

是黑客在超級祕密的sec dot gov上挖出來的。

Brain with TC means teeny tiny, you can't trust the white house.

大腦與TC的意思是十幾釐米的小，你不能相信白宮。

My name is um, one of the advisors here, are there any misery index funds, we can buy into like a custom investment product that enables us to profit off of betting against humanity or something like that.

我的名字是嗯，這裡的一個顧問，有沒有什麼痛苦指數基金，我們可以買到像定製的投資產品，使我們能夠從與人類的對賭中獲利或類似的東西。

I've never done battle with the possum before getting a job.

在得到工作之前，我從未與負鼠做過鬥爭。

I mean, I'm not a doom and gloom kind of guy.

我的意思是，我不是那種悲觀厭世的人。

Oh my God, she's dead Now, General for an end of the year montage.

哦，我的上帝，她已經死了 現在，將軍為年底的蒙太奇。

We record all our guests saying I gotta have my tunes mind grabbing that.

我們把所有的客人都錄下來，說我得讓我的曲子頭腦中抓住這個。

I gotta have my tunes and just so we have it.

我得有我的曲子，就這樣我們有了它。