Andrew Giuliani last month.

安德魯-朱利安尼上個月。

We exposed that on Andrew Giuliani's campaign website.

我們在安德魯-朱利安尼的競選網站上曝光了這一點。

He falsely claimed to be the Ceo of Giuliani golf and when confronted erased it from his website.

他謊稱自己是朱利安尼高爾夫公司的首席執行官，並在受到質疑時將其從網站上刪除。

I know the whole thing is bullshit.

我知道整個事情都是胡說八道。

I don't see any white people here.

我在這裡沒有看到任何白種人。

I will single handedly stopped trump from being reinstated as president.

我將單槍匹馬地阻止特朗普重新成為總統。

President didn't wit abominable don double in peace for haiku fiefs and misdemeanors because they were stupid.

總統並沒有因為他們的愚蠢而將可惡的唐氏雙倍於和平的俳句藩籬和不端行為。

Justine Tenzer of psychic girl dot com.

通靈女孩點com的賈斯汀-騰澤。

You can make contact with the deceased of Osama bin laden.

你可以與奧薩馬-本-拉登的死者取得聯繫。

We asked him if he thinks Peter Bergen offered a fair assessment of his rise and fall immediately.

我們問他是否認為彼得-伯根對他的興衰立即做出了公正的評估。

He's saying no, we had it all.

他說不，我們都有了。

Do you know how hard it is to get it in this city has its own cultural Touchstone mascot.

你知道在這個城市有多難得到它，有它自己的文化觸媒吉祥物。

We're talking of course about plus jumping plus the governor, please just put your hand up.

我們說的當然是加跳加省長，請你把你的手舉起來。

He was really going to jump in there this time.

他這次真的要跳進去了。

Stop killing john just just based on the trunk joke does the recent spike and far right violence mean the fascists took the hint to catch up.

停止殺害約翰只是基於樹幹的笑話，最近的飆升和極右暴力意味著法西斯分子接受了提示，趕上了。

You should really be on the lookout for the sort of people who staged a domestic terrorist attack on the capitol rather than concern ourselves quite as much with overseas terrorism.

你真的應該關注那些在國內對國會大廈發動恐怖襲擊的人，而不是像關注海外恐怖主義那樣關注我們。

That's a hot take dead sprint from your life's work.

這是你一生的工作中的一個熱門的取死衝刺。

It's me rush Limbaugh your guardian angel.

是我匆匆忙忙的Limbaugh，你的守護天使。

But where are you waiting?

但你在哪裡等待？

I sold them for pills.

我把它們賣給了藥丸。

I appreciate the opportunity to come in here and inappropriately disclosed insider information, yep.

我感謝有機會來到這裡，不適當地披露內幕資訊，是的。

Are hackers dug it up on the super secret sec dot gov.

是黑客在超級祕密的sec dot gov上挖出來的。

Turd.

大糞。

Brain with TC means teeny tiny, you can't trust the white house.

大腦與TC的意思是十幾釐米的小，你不能相信白宮。

You want real information.

你想要真實的資訊。

You call AutoZone auto park.

你打電話給AutoZone汽車公園。

Who is the current president right now.

現在的總統是誰。

Um, I know what you're up to.

嗯，我知道你在做什麼。

You're gonna steal my ideas.

你會竊取我的想法。

My name is um, one of the advisors here, are there any misery index funds, we can buy into like a custom investment product that enables us to profit off of betting against humanity or something like that.

我的名字是嗯，這裡的一個顧問，有沒有什麼痛苦指數基金，我們可以買到像定製的投資產品，使我們能夠從與人類的對賭中獲利或類似的東西。

We'll be right back.

我們馬上回來。

I've never done battle with the possum before getting a job.

在得到工作之前，我從未與負鼠做過鬥爭。

I like to have fun.

我喜歡找樂子。

I mean, I'm not a doom and gloom kind of guy.

我的意思是，我不是那種悲觀厭世的人。

I'm not saying that you are brian.

我不是說你是布萊恩。

No, I am.

不，我是。

I'm gonna put you in the hot seat.

我要讓你坐上熱椅。

Why should we keep Children alive?

我們為什麼要讓兒童活著？

Fitty fitty fitty hands.

合身的合身的手。

Oh my God, she's dead Now, General for an end of the year montage.

哦，我的上帝，她已經死了 現在，將軍為年底的蒙太奇。

We record all our guests saying I gotta have my tunes mind grabbing that.

我們把所有的客人都錄下來，說我得讓我的曲子頭腦中抓住這個。

I gotta have my tunes and just so we have it.

我得有我的曲子，就這樣我們有了它。

Can we also grab those tunes?

我們也能抓住這些曲子嗎？

I gotta have them, those tunes.

我必須擁有它們，這些曲子。

I got to have them.

我必須擁有它們。

Perfect.

完美。

Mm hmm.

嗯，嗯。