(phone message)

(電話留言)

Hey cutie. - Hey cutie

嘿，小可愛。- 嘿，小可愛

Oh, Hey, what's up?

哦，嘿，怎麼了？

How have you been?

你過得怎麼樣？

(winking sound effect)

(眨眼的聲音效果)

(In the Hall of the Mountain King playing)

(在山王殿播放)

- I just wanna stop by, say hi, don't be a stranger.

- 我只是想停下來，打個招呼，不要做個陌生人。

(Super Mario coin sound effect)

(超級馬里奧硬幣的聲音效果)

- Huh.

- 嗯。

(slam sound effect)

(抨擊聲效果)

(phone message)

(電話留言)

(sigh)

(嘆氣)

Hey sexy. - Hey sexy.

嘿，性感。- 嘿，性感。

- Hey, what's up?

- 嘿，怎麼了？

Are you okay? It's late.

你還好嗎？已經很晚了。

- Don't forget about me.

- 不要忘記我。

(Super Mario coin sound effect)

(超級馬里奧硬幣的聲音效果)

- Sigh.

- 嘆氣。

(laughs)

(笑)

(phone messages)

(電話留言)

- Oh God, not this again.

- 哦，上帝，又來了。

- What?

- 什麼？

- Dude, Anna keeps sending me text messages every few months

- 老兄，安娜每隔幾個月就給我發一次簡訊

that are vague and they're like, "Hey there." "Hey cutie."

這是很模糊的，他們就像，"嗨，你好。""嘿，小可愛。"

And then when I actually engage in conversation,

然後，當我真正參與到對話中時。

he stops responding.

他停止迴應。

- Oh girl

- 哦，女孩

- What?

- 什麼？

- You're being piggy banked.

- 你正在被豬圈套牢。

- The hell is that?

- 這到底是什麼？

- Ignore the definition on Urban Dictionary

- 忽略城市詞典上的定義

because that's definitely not what I'm talking about.

因為這絕對不是我在談論的問題。

- Oh God, Ow, Ew, that's unsanitary.

- 哦，天哪，嗷，呃，這太不衛生了。

- Yeah. Okay.

- 是的。好的。

That's why I said not to do that.

這就是為什麼我說不要這樣做。

Piggy banking is when a guy periodically drops

儲蓄銀行是指一個人定期地把自己的錢丟給別人。

in with a text here

在這裡有一個文本

or an Insta comment there, to put you on the back burner.

或在那裡的Insta評論，把你放在後面。

It's like he's slowly dropping coins

就像他在慢慢地扔硬幣一樣

into your emotional piggy bank

進入你的情感儲蓄罐

for sex for a rainy day.

以備不時之需的性愛。

- That's ridiculous.

- 這很荒唐。

The only emotion he's giving me is annoyance.

他給我的唯一情緒是惱怒。

- What he say?

- 他說什麼？

Hey sexy. - Hey sexy.

嘿，性感。- 嘿，性感。

Hey.

嘿。

- No, you gotta stop.

- 不，你得停下來。

- Stop what, winky face.

- 停止什麼，眨眼的臉。

- Tell him he's piggy banking you.

- 告訴他，他是在為你當小豬。

- You're piggy banking me.

- 你把我當豬養了。

- Whoa, Melissa.

- 哇，梅麗莎。

I would never insert a nickel into your,

我絕不會把五分錢塞進你的。

Oh my God, that's unsanitary.

哦，我的上帝，這是不衛生的。

- No not that, I'm talking about

- 不，不是那個，我說的是

when you send me text messages every few months

當你每隔幾個月給我發簡訊時

and then put me on the back burner

然後把我放在後面的位置上

in case you wanna hook up.

以防你想勾搭上。

- Yeah, so?

- 是的，那麼？

Just don't respond.

只是不要回應。

- It's wrong!

- 這是不對的!

- What are you talking about Michelle?

- 你在說什麼呢，米歇爾？

You're the one I learned piggy banking from.

我就是跟你學的小豬銀行。

- What?

- 什麼？

(phone message)

(電話留言)

- Oh, it's Michelle.

- 哦，是米歇爾。

- How you doing big boy? How you doing big boy?

- 你好嗎，大男孩？你怎麼樣，大男孩？

- Oh, hi girl, how you doing?

- 哦，嗨，姑娘，你還好嗎？

- Shh.

- 噓。

- Oh, okay.

- 哦，好的。

I thought you wanna like have a conversation

我以為你想和我談一談

but that's chill.

但那是冷酷的。

- No, I don't wanna talk to you.

- 不，我不想和你說話。

I just want you as an option.

我只是想把你作為一個選擇。

- Oh, well you don't have

- 哦，好吧，你不需要

to like emotionally invest me at all for that.

為這一點，我喜歡在情感上投資我。

Anytime you wanna hook up

任何時候你想勾搭

you can just hit your boy up and...

你可以只打你的孩子和...

- You're funny.

- 你很有趣。

(Super Mario coin sound effect)

(超級馬里奧硬幣的聲音效果)

- Wait, I can, I can hook up now!

- 等等，我可以，我現在可以勾搭了!

- You're horrible.

- 你太可怕了。

You're a horrible, horrible piggy banker.

你是一個可怕的，可怕的豬仔銀行家。

- Oh, come on, women can't piggy bank.

- 哦，得了吧，女人是不能養豬的。

- Actually, Michelle you're piggy banking

- 實際上，米歇爾，你是在做小豬金融。

really hurt my feelings.

真的傷害了我的感情。

You kept hitting me up

你一直在打我的電話

with the intent to hook up, but then it never happened.

有了勾搭的意圖，但後來一直沒有發生。

And I kept thinking, am I not good enough?

而我一直在想，我是不是不夠好？

Not hot enough.

不夠熱。

Not, smart enough.

不，足夠聰明。

Why does she keep leading me on,

為什麼她一直在引導我。

If she's not going to put her body on my body.

如果她不打算把她的身體放在我的身上。

It really messed me up.

這真的把我搞糊塗了。

- Oh, wow.

- 哦，哇。

I'm so sorry.

我很抱歉。

I didn't know.

我不知道。

- And Melissa, I'm so sorry.

- 還有梅麗莎，我很抱歉。

I was going to use Michelle's heartless tactic on you.

我本來想對你使用米歇爾的無情策略。

If I don't have any interest

如果我沒有任何興趣

in maintaining an actual connection

在保持實際聯繫方面

I shouldn't fake one just to keep my options open.

我不應該為了保持我的選擇而偽造一個。

- Thank you.

- 謝謝你。

- This is goodbye, ladies. Stay sexy.

- 這就是再見了，女士們。保持性感。

(Super Mario coin sound effect)

(超級馬里奧硬幣的聲音效果)

- Why can't we just. - Wait, did he just.

- 為什麼我們不能。- 等等，他剛剛。

- Keeping your options open through piggy banking

- 通過小豬銀行保持你的選擇空間

is incredibly annoying, disrespectful,

是令人難以置信的煩人，不尊重人。

and a landmine of potential hurt.

和潛在傷害的地雷。

Like I'm sure some of us have had it done to us

就像我確信我們中的一些人已經對我們做了這件事一樣

and some of you have done it to others.

而你們中的一些人已經對其他人做了這些事。

I've done it.

我已經做到了。

Not gonna lie, I've definitely done it.

不瞞你說，我肯定也做過。

But the problem with piggy banking is that you clearly

但小豬銀行的問題是，你顯然

aren't serious about the person you're dropping coins into.

對你投擲硬幣的人不認真。

And look, I know the title of this video says guys

聽著，我知道這段視頻的標題說的是：夥計們

but I actually thought of talking about it because I did it

但我實際上想到了談論它，因為我做了這件事

to someone and I felt really terrible about it.

我對某人說，我覺得非常糟糕。

Like at the beginning of the pandemic, a lot of us,

就像在大流行病的初期，我們很多人。

myself included were, we were bored.

包括我自己在內，我們都覺得很無聊。

We were lonely.

我們很孤獨。

We were horny, okay.

我們很飢渴，好吧。

I actually had this conversation with Michelle.

實際上我和米歇爾有過這樣的對話。

Okay, there's gotta be someone we can flirt with.

好吧，一定有我們可以調情的人。

- There has to.

- 必須要有。

- Okay, We'll just look through our contact list

- 好的，我們將查看我們的聯繫人名單

and we'll find someone.

而且我們會找到人。

- Okay, anyone.

- 好的，任何人都可以。

- Sigh, I just need to get laid.

- 嘆氣，我只是需要上床。

- Sigh, if there is a God.

- 嘆息，如果有上帝的話。

- Oh my God.

- 哦，我的上帝。

- What?

- 什麼？

- Found one.

- 找到了一個。

(low volumed screams)

(低音量的尖叫聲)

- I'm not proud of it.

- 我並不以此為榮。

I did end up leading someone on

我最後確實把某人引到了

and it became abundantly clear

而這一切都變得非常清楚

to me how much he actually liked me

對我來說，他實際上有多喜歡我

and how my piggy banking was going

以及我的小豬銀行業務是如何進行的

to seriously hurt this person.

來嚴重傷害這個人。

And he was a good sweet person who like,

而且他是一個很好的可愛的人，他喜歡。

didn't deserve that.

不值得這樣做。

So, I broke it off.

所以，我把它斷掉了。

Told him I was very sorry

告訴他我非常抱歉

that I wouldn't be contacting him again

我不會再與他聯繫了

unless I was serious in order to spare his feelings.

除非我是認真的，以便不傷害他的感情。

And since then, you know,

而從那時起，你知道。

I've been trying to be way more direct and honest

我一直在努力使自己變得更加直接和誠實

with people about my romantic intentions, whatever they are.

與人們談論我的浪漫意圖，無論它們是什麼。

I don't want to be presumptuous

我不想妄自菲薄

because you may just have invited me over as friends.

因為你可能只是邀請我去做朋友。

But just in case you have romantic intent,

但萬一你有浪漫的意圖。

I wanna let you know that I'm not on the same page.

我想讓你知道，我不在同一條船上。

- Yeah, that's totally cool.

- 是的，這完全很酷。

I mean, yeah, I definitely did

我的意思是，是的，我肯定做了

but I'm down to be friends.

但我願意做朋友。

- With you however, I do feel a very deep connection

- 然而，和你在一起，我確實感覺到一種非常深刻的聯繫

and I'd be interested in exploring something serious.

而且我有興趣探討一些嚴肅的問題。

If That's what you want.

如果這是你想要的。

- Oh, I think you're great.

- 哦，我覺得你很好。

But in all honesty,

但老實說。

I'm not emotionally available for that right now.

我現在在感情上無法做到這一點。

- Totally understandable.

- 完全可以理解。

I hope we can remain on good terms.

我希望我們能保持良好的關係。

- I think we could.

- 我認為我們可以。

- Well, thank you both for coming

- 好了，感謝你們兩位的到來

and letting me tell you that together.

並讓我一起告訴你。

- Yeah, it's kinda weird.

- 是的，這有點奇怪。

- Yeah, it's a little awkward.

- 是的，這有點尷尬。

I'm going to be honest.

我將實話實說。

- But it's cool cause you're hot, so I'd do it.

- 但這很酷，因為你很熱，所以我願意做。

- Look, I'm old, okay.

- 聽著，我已經老了，好吧。

My channel is dying, I'm dying.

我的頻道正在死亡，我正在死亡。

I pulled my back yesterday just

我昨天拉著我的背，只是

by like picking up a robot vacuum.

通過像拿起一個機器人吸塵器。

I tweaked my neck just by waking up and existing.

我僅僅因為醒來和存在而扭傷了我的脖子。

I'm getting to a point

我已經到了一個地步

in my life that my therapist always calls.

在我的生活中，我的治療師總是打電話。

"When women come into their psychological power."

"當婦女進入她們的心理力量時"。

I think it should be called,

我認為它應該被稱為。

the moment you cross the threshold of 30,

在你跨越30歲門檻的那一刻。

your body breaks down.

你的身體會崩潰。

And the older you get from there

從那以後，你的年齡越大

you care way less about what people think.

你對人們的想法關心得少。

And I felt like she's was right.

而我覺得她是對的。

You know, I feel more than ever

你知道，我比以往任何時候都感到

very comfortable living in my truth.

在我的真理中生活得非常舒適。

Embodying the grumpy goblin, I authentically am

體現了暴躁的小妖精，我是真實的

and honoring where my feelings are in the moment.

並尊重我在此刻的感受。

And obviously I'm going to mess up

顯然，我將會把事情搞砸

because I'm an idiot with human whims.

因為我是個白痴，有人類的怪癖。

And I did mess up

而我確實搞砸了

by hurting this very nice person's feelings.

傷害了這個非常好的人的感情。

(gasps for air)

(喘息聲)

But I think what's important

但我認為重要的是

is that when we realize our actions are hurting people,

是，當我們意識到我們的行為在傷害別人的時候。

we change, we stop.

我們改變，我們停止。

We evaluate our intentions and we take accountability.

我們評估我們的意圖，並承擔起責任。

And look, am I still very bored,

看，我是不是還很無聊。

very lonely, and very horny in the pandemic?

非常孤獨，而且在大流行中非常好色？

Yeah, absolutely.

是的，當然。

But the vaccine is around the corner.

但是疫苗就在眼前。

Patience is a virtue

耐心是一種美德

and vibrators never hurt anyone's feelings.

和振動器從不傷害任何人的感情。

I'm Anna Akana,

我是安娜-阿卡納。

and thank you the Patreons for supporting today's video.

並感謝贊助人對今天視頻的支持。

Thank you to daddy Squarespace

感謝爸爸Squarespace

for sponsoring today's episode.

為今天的節目提供贊助。

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如果你正在尋找一個美麗的網站

to showcase your work, look no further.

來展示你的工作，不要再看了。

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爸爸Squarespace的一體式平臺使建設

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一個美學上火的表情符號網站，很容易。

Not only will the process of creating it, be very intuitive,

不僅創建的過程，會非常直觀。

the backend analytics and marketing tools make it easier

後臺分析和營銷工具使其更加容易

than ever to understand your traffic data.

比以往任何時候都要了解你的交通數據。

Daddy Squarespace also comes with a ton

爸爸Squarespace還配備了大量的

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的鐘聲和口哨聲，如音頻塊。

unique email campaigns, and a diverse website manager.

獨特的電子郵件活動，以及一個多樣化的網站管理員。

You own all the content you put on the Squarespace platform

你擁有你放在Squarespace平臺上的所有內容

and he offers one click data portability.

而且他提供一鍵式數據移植。

Head to squarespace.com for a free trial.

請到squarespace.com網站進行免費試用。

And whenever you're ready to launch

而每當你準備推出

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轉到squarespace.com/anna

And use offer code Anna to save 10% off your first purchase

並使用優惠代碼Anna，首次購買可節省10%的費用。

of a website or a domain.

一個網站或一個域名的。

Squarespace keep using them.

Squarespace繼續使用它們。

So they keep paying for my mortgage.

所以他們繼續為我的抵押貸款付款。