Name: 所有男人都需要停止做的一件事 (The One Thing All Guys Need To Stop Doing)
Uploaded: 2022-05-18T00:28:34.000Z
Duration: 6 min 54 s

- 所以我犯了一個可怕的錯誤。

(In the Hall of the Mountain King playing)

- I just wanna stop by, say hi, don't be a stranger.

- 我只是想停下來，打個招呼，不要做個陌生人。

- Dude, Anna keeps sending me text messages every few months

- 老兄，安娜每隔幾個月就給我發一次簡訊

that are vague and they're like, "Hey there." "Hey cutie."

這是很模糊的，他們就像，"嗨，你好。""嘿，小可愛。"

And then when I actually engage in conversation,

然後，當我真正參與到對話中時。

- Ignore the definition on Urban Dictionary

because that's definitely not what I'm talking about.

因為這絕對不是我在談論的問題。

- 哦，天哪，嗷，呃，這太不衛生了。

這就是為什麼我說不要這樣做。

Piggy banking is when a guy periodically drops

儲蓄銀行是指一個人定期地把自己的錢丟給別人。

or an Insta comment there, to put you on the back burner.

或在那裡的Insta評論，把你放在後面。

The only emotion he's giving me is annoyance.

- 告訴他，他是在為你當小豬。

哦，我的上帝，這是不衛生的。

when you send me text messages every few months

You're the one I learned piggy banking from.

- How you doing big boy? How you doing big boy?

- 你好嗎，大男孩？你怎麼樣，大男孩？

I thought you wanna like have a conversation

to like emotionally invest me at all for that.

為這一點，我喜歡在情感上投資我。

- 等等，我可以，我現在可以勾搭了!

You're a horrible, horrible piggy banker.

你是一個可怕的，可怕的豬仔銀行家。

- 哦，得了吧，女人是不能養豬的。

- Actually, Michelle you're piggy banking

- 實際上，米歇爾，你是在做小豬金融。

with the intent to hook up, but then it never happened.

有了勾搭的意圖，但後來一直沒有發生。

And I kept thinking, am I not good enough?

而我一直在想，我是不是不夠好？

If she's not going to put her body on my body.

如果她不打算把她的身體放在我的身上。

I was going to use Michelle's heartless tactic on you.

我本來想對你使用米歇爾的無情策略。

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