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  • Okay

  • If you're gonna go on an adventure with us there are a few things you need to know.

  • This map will be your guide to Middle Earth, because who you meet on your quest is crucial.

  • You've got-

  • Creepy ugly goblins,

  • Unfriendly filthy humans,

  • the greatest people you will ever meet.

  • And the worst. Beware of the elves.

  • Who are the elves?

  • They're Middle Earth Royalty.

  • Tauriel is one of the dumbest girls you'll ever meet.

  • If you're so short, how come you're not a dwarf?

  • Oh my god, Tauriel, you can't go around asking people why they're not dwarves.

  • Legolas.

  • He's totally rich because his dad is king of Mirkwood. He knows everything about everyone.

  • That's why his ears are so big.

  • They're full of secrets.

  • I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular.

  • And evil takes form in Thranduil.

  • He may seem like your typical backstabbing slut faced ho-bag,

  • but in reality- he's so much more than that.

  • He's the queen bee, the star.

  • I like what you're wearing, you're like really pretty.

  • Thank you.

  • So you agree? You think your'e really pretty?

  • Uhm....

  • Hop on loser, we're going shopping.

  • What are you supposed to be?

  • Smaug! Duh!

  • My precious...

  • Stop trying to make "Precious" happen. It's not going to happen.

  • I Wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school.

  • I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles

  • and everyone would eat and be happy.

  • He doesn't even go here!

Okay

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卑鄙的精靈 (Mean Elves)

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    Nina.Tyler.H 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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