You give me back the sock and I'll give you...

- Three wishes. - Make it five!

- Four! - Three!

Take it or leave it!

OK... er... three.

You get three wishes!

Wow, three wishes, Pat!

Isn't that great?

Wishes! I wish we had known that earlier!

OK, you got two wishes left!

Well, we still have two more.

How exciting, I wish Squidward were here to see this!

- Squidward, you're back! - Squidward, you're back!

Guess what? The Dutchman gave us three wishes!

Patrick used the first one and I guess I just used the second one...

Well then the last one, you owe me, because you got me back into this mess!

Wait, I think it belongs to me!

[fighting]

So why should you get a wish when I didn't get one?

[fighting]

That's enough!

Using my mystic other worldly powers, I shall decide who gets the last wish!

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, catch a sailor by the toe!

If he hollers, let him go!

My mother told me to pick the very best one and you... are... it!

Now think, SpongeBob!

We're about to get eaten!

What can you wish for to make it so we don't get eaten?

Don't worry, Squidward, I've got it all figured out!

He won't be able to eat us because...

I wish that the Dutchman was a vegetarian!

[munching]

- Hooray! - Hooray!

We're home!

You did it, SpongeBob, we're safe!

But why have we been turned into fruits?

Hey, I get a wish too!

Fruit prevents scurvy!

[whistling]

[screaming]

Hey, get back here with that!

I'll get ya, you'll never get away!

[munching]

[screaming]

[meowing]

Gary!

[maniacal laughter]

Nothing better than giving a good scare!

[roaring]

[maniacal laughter]

It's OK, Gary.

Don't get too comfortable!

[maniacal laughter]

Good night, Gary!

[screaming]

[maniacal laughter]

[screaming]

[maniacal laughter]

[laughing]

[roaring]

[sighing]

[sighing]

Hmm?

[sighing]

[roaring]

[maniacal laughter]

[screaming]

Hmm?

Erm... Dutchie... is this gonna be much longer?

Why aren't you freaking out, lad?

Well, you've been here a while and um... I've seen all your tricks!

- What are you trying to say? - Er...

I know when I'm washed up,

I've been doing the same material for years!

Scaring is a young man's game.

It's time to give up the ghost... no pun intended!

Oh, no, no, I meant that I'm just used to it, that's all!

Don't lie to me!

You've just gotta scare someone other than me!

Hmm!