okay and you're unable to secure appointments.

好吧，你無法確保預約。

Some of you are probably wondering where do you turn?

有些人可能想知道，你該去哪裡？

Well, I found out there's a local guy

好吧，我發現有一個當地的傢伙

who says he can help.

誰說他可以幫助。

I'm not entirely sure,

我不太確定

but, well anyway check out his pitch,

但是，好吧，不管怎麼說，看看他的球場。

see what you think.

看看你怎麼想。

Hi, I'm Rick Workman.

嗨，我是裡克-沃克曼。

Haven't figured out a way to get that vaccine yet.

還沒有想出辦法去打疫苗呢。

Don't worry,

別擔心

I'll find that vaccine for you.

我會幫你找到疫苗的。

How?

怎麼說？

Just pay me $1,000 through DollarMo, CashBudz,

只要通過DollarMo，CashBudz支付我1000美元。

or BumpCoin and I will get you them shots you.

或BumpCoin，我會讓你他們拍你。

♪ Get you them shots ♪

讓你他們的鏡頭

My father was a vaccine finder.

我父親是一個疫苗發現者。

His father was a vaccine finder.

他的父親是一名疫苗發現者。

Never met either of them.

從未見過他們中的任何一個人。

Don't have a comorbidity?

沒有合併症？

You do now.

你現在就有了。

I just put it in the system.

我只是把它放在系統裡。

And if anyone denies you from getting the vaccine,

如果有人拒絕你注射疫苗，

they're gonna have to deny me from kicking their ass.

他們要去必須拒絕我 從踢他們的屁股。

Again you ask how will I get you the vaccine?

你又問我怎麼給你打疫苗？

You simply need to calm down

你只需要冷靜下來

and stop asking so many questions.

別再問那麼多問題了

Want to see some footage of me getting an appointment?

想看我約見的鏡頭嗎？

That guy was gonna take your shot.

那人本來要打你一槍的

Instead, he took my shot.

但他卻接過了我的槍。

Rick Workman.

Rick Workman.

(car alarm ringing)

（汽車報警器鈴聲）

Where am I going?

我要去哪裡？

To find the vaccine.

為了找到疫苗。

I'm the God damn vaccine finder aren't I?

我就是那個該死的疫苗發現者，不是嗎？

Get your head out of your ass.

把你的腦袋從你的屁股裡拿出來。

(laughing)

（笑）

How did I become the vaccine finder?

我是如何成為疫苗發現者的？

Legend has it

傳說

that whomsoever shall pull this sword

凡是拔出這刀的人

from this bean bag that has been left outside for too long

從這個放置在外面太久的豆袋裡出來

shall become Rick Workman, vaccine finder.

應成為裡克-沃克曼，疫苗發現者。

(grunting)

（叫聲）

It has been foretold.

已有預言。

Rick Workman, Rick Workman, Rick Workman.

瑞克-沃曼，瑞克-沃曼，瑞克-沃曼。

Contact me on HangSpace.

在HangSpace上聯繫我。

Still not sure how that guy is getting vaccines,

還是不知道那個傢伙是怎麼打疫苗的。

but he seems trustworthy.

但他似乎值得信賴。