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  • How you doing, Chris?

    你怎麼樣,克里斯?

  • What's going on, my man?

    這是怎麼回事,我的男人?

  • How are you feeling?

    你感覺怎麼樣?

  • I'm feeling okay.

    我感覺很好

  • I'm getting by.

    我還算過得去。

  • I'm ready for all this to be over.

    我已經準備好讓這一切都結束了。

  • I'm ready to get out there.

    我已經準備好出去了。

  • Have fun.

    玩得開心點

  • I know you've been hanging out.

    我知道你一直在外面混。

  • Is it?

    是嗎?

  • Is your place outside Atlanta?

    你家在亞特蘭大以外嗎?

  • Is that where it is?

    是在那裡嗎?

  • No.

    不知道

  • I mean, it's outside of Atlanta.

    我的意思是,這是在亞特蘭大之外。

  • So it's just one of the suburbs College park where I grew up with.

    所以,這只是郊區學院公園之一,我在那裡長大的。

  • Cool.

    爽啊

  • Yeah, you can say that now.

    是的,你現在可以這麼說了。

  • Now, tell me about this.

    現在,告訴我這個。

  • You're hanging out on a pretty substantial property I don't want You don't want to brag, but I'll brag on your behalf.

    你在一個相當可觀的房產上閒逛,我不想讓你吹牛,但我可以替你吹牛。

  • You've got, like, 22 acres.

    你已經有了,像,22英畝。

  • Is that right?

    是這樣嗎?

  • Yes, I do, man.

    是的,我做的,男人。

  • And I mean, if I was going to be quarantined anywhere, this would definitely be the place to be so 22 acres of land.

    我的意思是,如果我要被隔離在任何地方,這絕對是一個地方,所以22英畝的土地。

  • I'm able to I don't know if you noticed or not, but I have all women in my household.

    我能夠我不知道你是否注意到了,但我家裡的女人都有。

  • So I have three daughters.

    所以我有三個女兒。

  • All right.

    好吧,我知道了

  • No sons.

    沒有兒子。

  • I have wife.

    我有妻子。

  • Her mother comes and visits.

    她的母親來探望。

  • My mother comes to visit.

    我母親來探望。

  • The only other pair of balls in this household is the dog and me and him walk outside every 15 minutes to get away from all of this estrogen that's in this household.

    這個家裡唯一的一對球,就是狗,我和它每隔15分鐘就到外面走走,以遠離這個家裡的這些雌性激素。

  • 22 acres of land is great.

    22畝地很不錯。

  • Thank you.

    謝謝你了

  • I've got two things to say.

    我有兩件事要說。

  • First, I'm impressed that your dog still has his balls.

    首先,我很佩服你的狗還有球。

  • Uh, because that was the first thing to go.

    呃,因為那是第一件事去。

  • Um, they took mine when they took my dogs.

    嗯,他們把我的,當他們把我的狗。

  • Uh, and then the other thing is, I got to say, you got 22 acres.

    呃,然後另一件事是,我得說,你有22英畝。

  • It's perfect.

    這是完美的。

  • Like, if there was a zombie apocalypse, I would say, Get me to Chris Ludacris Bridges House.

    就像,如果有一個殭屍啟示錄, 我會說,讓我克里斯Ludacris橋房子。

  • I want to hang out there.

    我想掛在那裡。

  • You've got a secure perimeter, right?

    你有一個安全的邊界,對不對?

  • This is the perfect place to be absolutely.

    這裡是絕對的完美之地。

  • And a dog who will do anything for me because he wants to get out of this house full of women just as much as I do.

    還有一隻願意為我做任何事的狗,因為它和我一樣想離開這個充滿女人的房子。

  • So, yes, If anyone comes anywhere close, he's Adam.

    所以,是的,如果有人接近,他就是亞當。

  • Believe that.

    相信這一點。

  • And I can't take his balls away because we're the only two with a pair of balls.

    我不能把他的蛋蛋拿走,因為我們是唯一兩個有蛋蛋的人。

  • I don't want to be the only pair of balls, so wait a minute.

    我不想成為唯一的一對球,所以等一下。

  • So you've got all these women in the house.

    所以,你已經得到了所有這些女人在家裡。

  • Do you handle that?

    你會處理嗎?

  • Well, do you like being the only guy?

    那麼,你喜歡做唯一的男人嗎?

  • Or do you really wish the dog aside?

    還是你真的希望這隻狗在一旁?

  • There was another guy hanging around and are And are you inviting me over?

    還有另一個人在附近閒逛,你是在邀請我過去嗎?

  • Is that's what's happening.

    是這樣的情況。

  • You are 100% invited over and to answer your original question, you know, to be honest, it's more of an investment, because when you have all these women, you know later on in life, they're going to take care of you.

    你是100%被邀請過來的,回答你最初的問題,你知道,說實話,這更像是一種投資,因為當你擁有這些女人的時候,你知道以後的生活中,她們會照顧你。

  • You know what I'm saying?

    你知道我在說什麼嗎?

  • If you have sons, what I've heard is they don't really give a damn when you get older.

    如果你有兒子,我聽說當你老了,他們就不會在乎了。

  • But when you have daughters, you get older and they take care of you.

    但當你有了女兒之後,你老了,她們就會照顧你。

  • So it's an investment, so it's something to look forward to.

    所以這是一種投資,所以是值得期待的。

  • This is what I tell my kids all the time.

    這是我經常告訴我的孩子的。

  • Sometime in the next five years, you're gonna have to start carrying me to the toilet.

    五年後的某一天,你得開始揹我去廁所了。

  • That's and not because I'm infirm.

    這並不是因為我體弱多病。

  • Just because I'm too late, I'm just gonna go limp and you got it.

    就因為我來得太晚了,我就會癱瘓,你就知道了。

  • That's your job.

    這是你的工作。

  • I've done a lot.

    我做了很多。

  • Once I pay for college, you're carrying me to the toilet.

    一旦我交了大學學費,你就揹著我上廁所了。

  • That's what's happened.

    就是這樣的。

  • I hope you got some strong kids because you are one call mother, so I don't know how much I can tell you.

    我希望你有一些堅強的孩子,因為你是一個電話母親,所以我不知道我可以告訴你多少。

  • It's gonna be They're gonna have to carry a lot of them caring you goddammit man.

    他們要帶著很多人關心你,該死的人。

  • Yeah, I know I gotta It's gonna take a lot of people.

    是的,我知道我得需要很多人。

  • Now.

    現在就去

  • I understand you've got a tennis court that you weren't using before on your property.

    我知道你有一個網球場,你以前沒有用在你的財產上。

  • But now, here's the thing I've noticed about this pandemic.

    但現在,我注意到了關於這次流行病的事情。

  • We're all starting to do things we weren't doing before you started using your tennis court.

    我們都開始做一些在你開始使用你的網球場之前沒有做的事情。

  • Right?

    對吧?

  • Well, listen, this tennis court and you can look on my social media if you want to.

    好吧,聽著,這個網球場,你可以在我的社交媒體上看看,如果你想看的話。

  • The tennis court was just on my property for, like, over 10 years, just riding.

    網球場就在我的地盤上,好像有10多年了,只是騎行。

  • I even had a lyric in a song where I said, My my tennis court is rotten.

    我甚至在一首歌裡有一句歌詞,我說,我的我的網球場都爛了。

  • And I'm waiting on Serena like waiting on civilian Serena Williams in order to play.

    而我等待塞雷娜就像等待平民塞雷娜-威廉姆斯一樣,為了打球。

  • So now I just redid the whole court because I was bored as hell at home.

    所以現在我只是把整個球場重新做了一遍,因為我在家裡無聊得要死。

  • And now I started playing on it.

    現在,我開始玩它。

  • So I'm loving playing tennis and learning to the game.

    所以我很喜歡打網球,學習網球運動。

  • And, uh, I feel like in about a couple of weeks or so, I'll be ready for the Masters win, Milton.

    我覺得再過幾周左右 我就可以贏得大師賽了 米爾頓

  • Whatever you guys want to throw out, Right.

    不管你們想拋出什麼,對。

  • Okay, so you're also good at golf because masters golf.

    好吧,所以你也擅長高爾夫,因為高爾夫大師賽。

  • Sorry, I had to say that.

    對不起,我不得不說。

  • You know, what I meant to say was I'm a master.

    你知道,我的意思是說我是個大師。

  • Yes.

    是的,我知道

  • I'll be ready for any of the master.

    我將為任何一個主人做好準備。

  • There you go.

    這就對了

  • Consider themselves as masters in the tennis.

    認為自己是網球界的高手。

  • Very good.

    非常好

  • So that's a very good save.

    所以,這是一個非常好的保存。

  • Which means you are ready.

    這意味著你已經準備好了。

  • You have all the requisite skills.

    你有所有必要的技能。

  • What about your house?

    那你的房子呢?

  • I imagine this is a big house.

    我想這是一個大房子。

  • Are you Are you using every room in your house?

    你是否在使用你房子裡的每個房間?

  • Are you finding like you're using spaces?

    你是不是發現自己在用空格?

  • Like during this quarantine?

    就像這次隔離期間?

  • I started using my dining room.

    我開始使用我的餐廳。

  • I wasn't using my dining room a lot, and we would use it, but it was always just for company.

    我的餐廳用的不多,我們也會用,但總是隻用來陪人。

  • And now I try and go in there just because it's a different space.

    現在我試著去那裡,只是因為那是一個不同的空間。

  • I'm finding new uses for things.

    我發現新的用途的東西。

  • Let me let you in on a little secret.

    讓我告訴你一個小祕密。

  • Coney.

    科尼。

  • I used every room in this house before I was married, but I don't want to get in trouble.

    結婚前這房子的每個房間我都用過,但我不想惹麻煩。

  • Okay, so I'm just gonna believe that alone.

    好吧,所以我就只相信這一點。

  • Yes, I have used every room in this house.

    是的,這房子裡的每個房間我都用過。

  • Okay, let me just I don't want to get you in trouble, but when you're a single man, you've used every room in the house.

    好吧,讓我... ...我不想給你添麻煩,但當你是一個單身男人時,你已經用了家裡的每一個房間。

  • Oh, for sure.

    哦,當然。

  • And now that I'm a married man, I'm still using every room in the house.

    而現在我已經是個已婚男人了,家裡的每個房間我都還在用。

  • Very nice.

    非常好

  • I've even added on rooms in order to, you know, make sure that we use more rooms that weren't here before the whole point for So Okay.

    我甚至增加了一些房間,為了,你知道,確保我們使用更多的房間,而這些房間在《So Okay》的整個點之前並不在這裡。

  • So even before you were using the tennis court for tennis, you were using the tennis court.

    所以,即便是在使用網球場打網球之前,你也在使用網球場。

  • I was using the tennis court for golf because I wanted to go to the mask.

    我因為想去面膜,所以用網球場打高爾夫。

  • I was just hitting random golf ball on a rotting tennis court.

    我只是在腐爛的網球場上隨便打打高爾夫球。

  • Very right.

    非常正確。

  • And it would look like grass.

    而且看起來會像草。

  • That's what I'm trying to say.

    這就是我想說的。

  • I love it.

    我喜歡它。

  • I love it.

    我喜歡它。

  • It all comes together very nice.

    這一切都很好的結合在一起。

How you doing, Chris?

你怎麼樣,克里斯?

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