Name: 克里斯 "盧達克里斯 "布里奇斯是一個網球大師 - CONAN在TBS的 (Chris "Ludacris" Bridges Is A Master Of Tennis - CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2021-03-11T19:01:15.000Z
Duration: 5 min 24 s

現在進行式

我已經準備好讓這一切都結束了。

我的意思是，這是在亞特蘭大之外。

So it's just one of the suburbs College park where I grew up with.

所以，這只是郊區學院公園之一，我在那裡長大的。

You're hanging out on a pretty substantial property I don't want You don't want to brag, but I'll brag on your behalf.

你在一個相當可觀的房產上閒逛，我不想讓你吹牛，但我可以替你吹牛。

And I mean, if I was going to be quarantined anywhere, this would definitely be the place to be so 22 acres of land.

我的意思是，如果我要被隔離在任何地方，這絕對是一個地方，所以22英畝的土地。

I'm able to I don't know if you noticed or not, but I have all women in my household.

我能夠我不知道你是否注意到了，但我家裡的女人都有。

The only other pair of balls in this household is the dog and me and him walk outside every 15 minutes to get away from all of this estrogen that's in this household.

這個家裡唯一的一對球，就是狗，我和它每隔15分鐘就到外面走走，以遠離這個家裡的這些雌性激素。

First, I'm impressed that your dog still has his balls.

首先，我很佩服你的狗還有球。

Uh, because that was the first thing to go.

Um, they took mine when they took my dogs.

嗯，他們把我的，當他們把我的狗。

Uh, and then the other thing is, I got to say, you got 22 acres.

呃，然後另一件事是，我得說，你有22英畝。

Like, if there was a zombie apocalypse, I would say, Get me to Chris Ludacris Bridges House.

就像，如果有一個殭屍啟示錄， 我會說，讓我克里斯Ludacris橋房子。

你有一個安全的邊界，對不對？

This is the perfect place to be absolutely.

And a dog who will do anything for me because he wants to get out of this house full of women just as much as I do.

還有一隻願意為我做任何事的狗，因為它和我一樣想離開這個充滿女人的房子。

So, yes, If anyone comes anywhere close, he's Adam.

所以，是的，如果有人接近，他就是亞當。

And I can't take his balls away because we're the only two with a pair of balls.

我不能把他的蛋蛋拿走，因為我們是唯一兩個有蛋蛋的人。

I don't want to be the only pair of balls, so wait a minute.

我不想成為唯一的一對球，所以等一下。

So you've got all these women in the house.

所以，你已經得到了所有這些女人在家裡。

那麼，你喜歡做唯一的男人嗎？

還是你真的希望這隻狗在一旁？

There was another guy hanging around and are And are you inviting me over?

還有另一個人在附近閒逛，你是在邀請我過去嗎？

You are 100% invited over and to answer your original question, you know, to be honest, it's more of an investment, because when you have all these women, you know later on in life, they're going to take care of you.

你是100%被邀請過來的，回答你最初的問題，你知道，說實話，這更像是一種投資，因為當你擁有這些女人的時候，你知道以後的生活中，她們會照顧你。

If you have sons, what I've heard is they don't really give a damn when you get older.

如果你有兒子，我聽說當你老了，他們就不會在乎了。

But when you have daughters, you get older and they take care of you.

但當你有了女兒之後，你老了，她們就會照顧你。

So it's an investment, so it's something to look forward to.

所以這是一種投資，所以是值得期待的。

This is what I tell my kids all the time.

Sometime in the next five years, you're gonna have to start carrying me to the toilet.

五年後的某一天，你得開始揹我去廁所了。

Just because I'm too late, I'm just gonna go limp and you got it.

就因為我來得太晚了，我就會癱瘓，你就知道了。

Once I pay for college, you're carrying me to the toilet.

一旦我交了大學學費，你就揹著我上廁所了。

I hope you got some strong kids because you are one call mother, so I don't know how much I can tell you.

我希望你有一些堅強的孩子，因為你是一個電話母親，所以我不知道我可以告訴你多少。

It's gonna be They're gonna have to carry a lot of them caring you goddammit man.

他們要帶著很多人關心你，該死的人。

Yeah, I know I gotta It's gonna take a lot of people.

是的，我知道我得需要很多人。

I understand you've got a tennis court that you weren't using before on your property.

我知道你有一個網球場，你以前沒有用在你的財產上。

But now, here's the thing I've noticed about this pandemic.

但現在，我注意到了關於這次流行病的事情。

We're all starting to do things we weren't doing before you started using your tennis court.

我們都開始做一些在你開始使用你的網球場之前沒有做的事情。

Well, listen, this tennis court and you can look on my social media if you want to.

好吧，聽著，這個網球場，你可以在我的社交媒體上看看，如果你想看的話。

The tennis court was just on my property for, like, over 10 years, just riding.

網球場就在我的地盤上，好像有10多年了，只是騎行。

I even had a lyric in a song where I said, My my tennis court is rotten.

我甚至在一首歌裡有一句歌詞，我說，我的我的網球場都爛了。

And I'm waiting on Serena like waiting on civilian Serena Williams in order to play.

而我等待塞雷娜就像等待平民塞雷娜-威廉姆斯一樣，為了打球。

So now I just redid the whole court because I was bored as hell at home.

所以現在我只是把整個球場重新做了一遍，因為我在家裡無聊得要死。

So I'm loving playing tennis and learning to the game.

所以我很喜歡打網球，學習網球運動。

And, uh, I feel like in about a couple of weeks or so, I'll be ready for the Masters win, Milton.

我覺得再過幾周左右 我就可以贏得大師賽了 米爾頓

Whatever you guys want to throw out, Right.

Okay, so you're also good at golf because masters golf.

好吧，所以你也擅長高爾夫，因為高爾夫大師賽。

You know, what I meant to say was I'm a master.

你知道，我的意思是說我是個大師。

我將為任何一個主人做好準備。

Consider themselves as masters in the tennis.

所以，這是一個非常好的保存。

Are you Are you using every room in your house?

你是否在使用你房子裡的每個房間？

Are you finding like you're using spaces?

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