Name: 特雷西-摩根用熱狗與惡霸做朋友 (Tracy Morgan Used Hot Dogs to Befriend Bullies)
Uploaded: 2021-03-10T20:45:40.000Z
Duration: 7 min 31 s

WELCOME, THE LEGENDARY TRACY MORGAN IS HERE TONIGHT, THERE HE

歡迎，傳說中的特雷西-摩根今晚在這裡，他在那裡。

現在進行式

沒有額外的奶酪，沒有EPPERONI。

>> James: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE WERE SAYING BEFORE THE SHOW,

>> 詹姆斯：這正是我們在演出前所說的。

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: TRACY, HOW ARE YOU

（笑） >> 詹姆斯：TRACY，你怎麼樣

>> 不，我得到了良好的COOGNE上。

我得到了一些高度的卡拉特上！

>> James: OH, YOU GOT THE GOOD - ( LAUGHTER )

>> 詹姆斯：哦，你得到了好 - （笑）。

>> James: IF SOMEBODY SAID TO ME THE PANDEMIC IS OVER NEXT

>> James:如果有人對我說，下一步就會結束了

FRIDAY, WHERE WOULD YOU YOU WANT TO BE IN I WOULD WANT TO BE TWO

週五，你想在哪裡，你想在我想在兩個。

FEET FROM TRACY MORGAN, BECAUSE I THINK THAT IS A GOOD TIME.

距離特蕾西-摩根的腳，因為我覺得那是個好時機。

WHAT IS TRACY MORGAN GOING TO DO WHEN THE PANDEMIC IS OVER AND

當PANDEMIC結束後，TRACY MORGAN要做什麼？

EVERYTHING IS SAFE AGAIN, WHAT ARE YOU GETTING UP TO?

一切都安全了，你在搞什麼鬼？

>> I'M PRETTY SURE MY NEIGHBORS ARE HAPPY THE PANDEMIC IS ENDING

>> 我很確定我的鄰居們都很高興PANDEMIC結束了。

BECAUSE I DON'T THINK THEY WANT A BLACK MAN WALKING AROUND WITH

因為我覺得他們不希望一個黑人和一個黑人走在一起。

>> James: TRACY, WE'VE GOT A PHOTO OF YOU HERE AT THE KNICKS

>> 詹姆斯。TRACY，我們已經得到了你的照片在這裡的kicks。

GAME, MADISON SQUARE GARDEN ON THE JumboTron.

遊戲，MADISON SQUARE花園上的JumboTron。

>> ABSOLUTELY I'M MISSING GOING TO THE KNICKS.

>> 當然，我很懷念去Kicks的日子。

I'M TIRED OF WATCHING RERUNS OF THE 72 KNICKS.

我看膩了重播的《七十二計》。

FRAZIER GOING UP FOR A REBOUND AND HIS SCROTUM WAS ON ANOTHER

因為短褲的緣故，這傢伙的脖子。

I WANTED TO SEE US WINNING SO I HAD TO GO ALL THE WAY BACK TO

我想看到我們的勝利，所以我不得不去所有的方式回到。

I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW SHORT N.B.A. SHORTS WERE UNTIL I

我不知道N.B.A.的股票有多短，直到我才知道。

>> THAT'S RIGHT, BECAUSE I'M TRAUMATIZED.

I'VE NEVER LOOKED AT ANOTHER MAN'S SCROTUM IN MY LIFE!

我這輩子都沒看過別人的鼻涕蟲!

( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S A FUNNY WORD, SCROTUM.

（笑）這是一個有趣的詞，SCROTUM。

>> James: IT'S A FUNNY WORD, AND IT'S A FUNNY THING TO HAVE

>> 詹姆斯。這是一個有趣的詞，它是一個有趣的東西有

>> SAME DUDE THAT CAME UP WITH THAT CAME UP WITH THE WORD

>> 同一個傢伙，想出了一個詞，想出了一個詞。

WE'VE HAD TO COME UP WITH SO MANY DIFFERENT NAMES BECAUSE WE

我們不得不想出這麼多不同的名字，因為我們...

>> ME AND YOU ON YOUR SHOW TALKING ABOUT THE WORD SCROTUM.

>> 我和你在你的節目中談論 "SCROTUM"。

TRACY, YOU HAVE BEEN DOING STANDUP NOW SINCE YOUR EARLY

崔西，你從小時候就開始做起立運動了。

I WOULD LOVE TO SEE SOME OF YOUR FIRST SETS ON STAGE.

我很想看看你第一次在舞臺上的表演。

WHAT WERE YOUR EARLIER COMEDY SETS ABOUT?

你早期的喜劇片是關於什麼的？

WHAT SORT OF STUFF WOULD YOU TALK ABOUT AND DO?

>> WHEN I FIRST STARTED, I HAD THREE KIDS, SO I WOULD TALK

>> 當我剛開始的時候，我有三個孩子，所以我會說話。

YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, I DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL.

I HAD JUST RECENTLY DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL.

I WISH I COULD GO BACK AND DROP OUT AGAIN!

我希望我可以再回去，然後再退出來!

( LAUGHTER ) THEY SAID, YOU AIN'T GONNA BE

GROWING UP, HOW DID YOU -- BECAUSE THIS IS A BRAVE THING TO

長大後，你是如何 - 因為這是一個勇敢的事情。

HOW DID YOU USED TO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER IN

你年輕的時候是怎麼避開麻煩的？

>> WELL, TO KEEP THE BULLIES OFF MY BACK, I MADE THEM LAUGH AND

>> 為了不讓牛逼的人欺負我，我把他們逗笑了，然後...

WOULD INVITE THEM UP TO MY HOUSE TO MAKE HOT DOGS.

>> James: YOU WOULD INVITE THE BULLIES BACK TO YOUR HOUSE FOR

>> 詹姆斯。你會邀請牛郎織女到你家來玩嗎？

ON THE FIRST AND THE 15 15th WHICH IS A HOLIDAY IN THE

在1日和15日，15日是美國的假期。

BLACK COMMUNITY, I WOULD TELL EVERYBODY, MY MOM JUST BOUGHT

黑人社區，我會告訴大家，我媽媽剛買了一個。

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特雷西-摩根用熱狗與惡霸做朋友 (Tracy Morgan Used Hot Dogs to Befriend Bullies)

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