On My Block?

在我的街區？

Why is it recommending On My Block?

為什麼要推薦 "我的街區"？

Gentefied?

耿直？

What do these have to do with divorce?

這些和離婚有什麼關係？

Wait, what?

等等，什麼？

Where are all the movies with Laura Dern?

勞拉-德恩的電影都在哪裡？

What is Charlie's problem?

查理的問題是什麼？

I dunno. He needs some flavor in his life.

我不知道。他需要一些味道在他的生活。

I'm gonna play On My Block.

我要去玩 "我的街區"。

No, Gentefied is so good!

不對，元氣滿滿太好用了!

Babe, did you give our password to Pablo again?

寶貝，你又把我們的密碼給帕布羅了嗎？

Oh my God!

哦，我的天！

Babe, something's wrong with the Netflix!

親愛的，網易雲音樂出問題了!

We're so good at our jobs.

我們的工作太出色了。

Wanna get lunch?

想吃午飯嗎？

[Go Off Title Music]

[關閉標題音樂]

Hey y'all! Welcome to Go Off

嘿，大家好！歡迎來到Go Off

with Jess and Julissa!

與傑西和朱麗莎！

It's your girl Jessica Marie Garcia

是你的女孩Jessica Marie Garcia

I'm Julissa Calderon

我是Julissa Calderon

and I am so excited to be here.

我很高興能來到這裡。

Welcome y'all!

歡迎你們！

How good do you look right now?

你現在看起來有多好？

I'm a Dominican Barbie today.

我今天是一個多米尼加的芭比娃娃。

That's what I am.

我就是這樣的人。

I am obsessed.

我被迷住了。

You look gor-geous.

你看起來好極了

Y'all, Netflix gave us a show!

大家好，Netflix給了我們一個節目！

Jess, can you believe that?

傑西，你能相信嗎？

A whole ass show. Like a whole ass show.

一個完整的屁股秀。像一個完整的屁股秀。

We got sketches. We got hot topics.

我們得到了草圖。我們有熱門話題。

So many amazing things.

這麼多神奇的東西。

And we are going to laugh a lot.

而且我們會笑得很開心。

And today, we are going off on "I Care A Lot"

而今天，我們要去 "我很在乎"

And we do.

我們也是

Jess - you ready to go off?

傑西--你準備好走了嗎？

Oh I'm ready to go off. Are you ready to go off?

哦，我準備走了。你準備好走了嗎？

Let's go off!

我們走吧！

It was like a rollercoaster of emotions

就像坐雲霄飛車一樣的心情

Like, how did you feel about that shit?

就像，你對那狗屎的感覺如何？

Okay listen, that bitch should've died so much earlier.

好吧，聽著，那個婊子應該早點死。

I didn't know that I would watch a movie where

我不知道我會看一部電影，在那裡...

I loved it, but hated the person you were supposed to be rooting for.

我喜歡它，但討厭你應該支持的人。

And were rooting for the people that were

併為那些人加油

supposed to be more evil than them.

應該比他們更邪惡。

Yo, but do you think stuff like this happens in real life?

喲，但你認為這樣的事情發生在現實生活中？

Oh, yes. Oh, hell yes.

哦，是的。哦，是的。

Oh my God, yes. Are you kidding me?

哦，我的上帝，是的。你在開玩笑嗎？

If people can take money from people, they will find a way.

如果人們能從別人那裡拿錢，他們就會想辦法。

That makes me sad.

這讓我很難過。

That's what hurt the most, is

最痛的就是

I was like "I wonder how much this actually happens.

我當時就想："我不知道這種事到底有多大。

First of all, I love old people.

首先，我喜歡老人。

Like, I cursed out somebody in Publix in Florida one time

就像我有一次在佛羅里達的Publix公司罵人一樣。

because he was rude to this little old man

因為他對這個小老頭很無禮。

who was just asking where the magazines were.

誰只是問雜誌在哪裡。

So the fact that like, this whole movie was the fucking woman -

所以，事實上，像，這整個電影 是他媽的女人 -

white woman - taking advantage of all of these older people.

白人婦女 - 利用所有這些老年人。

I might never flat iron my hair again.

我可能再也不會燙頭髮了。

Because I swear, every single time her hair was super straight and down,

因為我發誓，每一次她的頭髮都是超直超低的。

she did evil shit.

她做了邪惡的狗屎。

It was like she gained power from the heat.

她就像從高溫中獲得了力量。

She's just looking at the mirror like:

她只是在照鏡子一樣。

Like I just see the smoke going -

就像我只看到煙去 -

Mmmmm - BLOP! Mmmmm - BLOP!

嗯--BLOP！嗯--BLOP！

Cause you know that shit was like stiff.

因為你知道那東西就像僵硬的。

I wish somebody would try to take my momma

我希望有人能把我媽媽帶走。

and put her ass in a home, and take away her legal rights.

並把她的屁股在一個家庭， 並剝奪她的合法權利。

I will kill someone. I'm going to jail.

我會殺人的我要去坐牢了。

Do not mess with old people - because that's not okay!

不要和老人打鬧--因為那是不可以的!

That's not okay.

這是不對的。

That's so fucked.

這真是太操蛋了。

No, I'm sorry. That's it. I'm real cool, unless you mess with my grandma,

不，我很抱歉。就這樣吧。我是真正的酷，除非你惹我奶奶。

my grandma's friends, or anybody in her age range.

我奶奶的朋友，或任何人在她的年齡範圍內。

Do not play with us.

不要和我們玩。

Look at how - we're just as angry as the guy in the beginning.

你看--我們和一開始的那個人一樣生氣。

But that goes to show how brilliant of an actress that woman was.

但這說明那個女人是多麼出色的女演員。

Oh my God, Rosamund--

哦，我的上帝，Rosamund --

Like, she killed it.

就像，她殺了它。

Who was your favorite? Who did you love?

你最喜歡誰？你喜歡誰？

Well, besides Peter Dinklage, because I'm obsessed with him,

除了Peter Dinklage 因為我對他很著迷 Well, besides Peter Dinklage, because I'm obsessed with him,

Yeah, I was waiting for like a dragon...

是啊，我一直在等待像龍... ...

I'm really sad that Peter Dinklage didn't, like, come through with his "Game of Thrones" head.

我真的很難過，彼得-丁克拉奇沒有一樣，來通過他的 "權力的遊戲 "頭。

That would've been the only other - like -

這將是唯一的其他 - 喜歡 -

that movie was everything, every genre. So all it needed was a dragon

那部電影是一切，每一個流派。所以它所需要的是一條龍

just so it could be like "oh, fantasy too? Okay, it's there."

只是讓它可以像 "哦，幻想也？好吧，它的存在。"

"We did that. Check!"

"我們做到了。檢查！"

Like I felt like Eiza - obviously she's a Latina.

就像我覺得自己像伊莎--顯然她是個拉丁人。

So I'm gonna root for her. I also felt, because she's a Latina,

所以我要為她加油。我也覺得，因為她是個拉丁裔。

she had a little bit of the compassion in the movie.

她有一點電影裡的同情心。

Like, she was like - "nah, like, we shouldn't do this. We should run away.

喜歡，她很喜歡 - "不一樣，我們不應該這樣做。我們應該逃跑。

I don't wanna get shot." All of the things that you're like

我不想被槍殺。"所有的事情，你喜歡

"yes, you're smart, let's go."

"是的，你很聰明，我們走吧。"

But instead, the other bitch wanna tell her "no."

但相反，另一個婊子想告訴她 "不"。

Their chemistry! On Instagram, they call each other "wifey."

他們的化學反應！在Instagram上，他們稱對方為 "wifey"。

And in interviews, they call each other "wifey,"

而在採訪中，他們稱對方為 "老婆"。

it's the cutest thing in the world.

它是世界上最可愛的東西。

I would love to play like a real villain.

我很想扮演一個真正的反派。

Because I feel like, people are like -

因為我覺得，人們都喜歡 -

people see me as like a villain on Gentefied, and I'm like

人們看到我像一個惡棍 在Gentefied，而我就像

"nah, I'm just speaking facts." I'm just being like

"不，我只是說事實。"我只是被喜歡

the only real person trying to be for the community.

唯一真正的人試圖為社會。

Okay Julissa, let's say that you're Marla, now

好吧，朱麗莎，讓我們假設你是瑪拉，現在。

that man just came up to you and called you

那人剛走到你面前，叫你。

all. the "C - U - Next Tuesdays" and spit in your face.

所有。"C--U--下週二"，並在你臉上吐口水。

What would you do? I want a rundown.

你會怎麼做？我想知道事情的來龍去脈

Okay, so first: I would've been really cool right?

好了，先說說：我本來就非常酷吧？

Because I know that clearly I ain't shit.

因為我知道，很明顯，我不是狗屎。

As Marla. But when he spit on me...

就像瑪拉一樣但是當他吐在我身上的時候... ...

I take that as the highest form of disrespect that any human

我認為這是對任何一個人的最高形式的不尊重。

can put on any other human.

可以放在任何其他人類身上。

Like, do not spit, do not do that.

比如說，不要吐痰，不要這樣做。

You think that I am scum. And although,

你認為我是渣滓。雖然..,

Marla is scum, and in this moment I am scum,

瑪拉是渣滓，此刻我也是渣滓。

you would not treat me as such.

你不會這樣對待我。

What about you Jess?

你呢，傑西？

I've been in a couple altercations.

我已經在幾個爭吵。

What if a dude came up to you like that - and calling you

如果一個傢伙走過來，你這樣的 - 並叫你

all of these things, but you --

所有這些事情，但你 -

Let's go!!!

我們走！！！！！！！！！！！！

Oh no. It does not take much.

哦，不。它不需要太多。

I'm like - a little combative anyway.

我喜歡--反正有點好鬥。

I'm always kind of looking for it.

我一直在尋找它。

I will never hit you first. But I will hit you last.

我不會先打你但我會最後打你。

Talk on! GO OFF GIRL! GO OFF!

繼續說！走開，女孩！走開！

I think that anyone that's from Florida,

我想，任何人，是來自佛羅里達州，

has been in an altercation, you know?

一直在爭吵，你知道嗎？

1 or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6.

1或2或3或4或5或6。

We're not gonna talk about that!

我們不會談論這個！

If the Florida one's don't count,

如果佛羅里達的不算。

I'm clear. I'm down to zero.

我很清楚。我已經降到零了

I was twerking on a stranger's car.

我在一個陌生人的車上扭腰。

Like,

喜歡。

Screaming at the top of my lungs in Spanglish

用西班牙語大喊大叫

Sin zapatos...

Sin zapatos...

to Uncle Luke...

給盧克叔叔...

That's when I knew I hit rock bottom.

那時候我就知道自己跌到了谷底。

I don't think America has a place for these people.

我認為美國沒有這些人的位置。

Who the hell's walking up and down the road in their bare feet?

到底是誰光著腳在路上走來走去？

This is the hardest thing you'll ever do.

這是你做過的最難的事情。

All my friends have two DUIs

我所有的朋友都有兩次酒駕

And I don't even know if it's worth it!

我甚至不知道這是否值得!

I run the "Far from Florida" recovery center in Eugene, Oregon.

我在俄勒岡州尤金市經營 "遠離佛羅里達 "康復中心。

We help former former Floridians

我們幫助以前的前佛羅里達州人

reintegrate back into normal society.

重新融入正常社會；

They provide answers, and they provide a home.

他們提供答案，他們提供一個家。

The provide someone to listen to them.

提供有人傾聽他們的聲音。

Suppose-ably.

可能吧

With a "d." "Suppose-dly."

帶 "d "的"假設-dly"。

D...

D...

Supposably.

大概是吧

And going into that world is very terrifying.

而進入那個世界是非常可怕的。

You are from Florida.

你來自佛羅里達州。

Uh, no. I'm from Miami.

呃，不，我是邁阿密人。我來自邁阿密。

And where is Miami...?

邁阿密在哪裡... ？

In Miami.

在邁阿密

There's no patch or gum for P.T.F.D.

沒有P. T. F. D. 的貼片或口香糖

Post Traumatic Florida Disorder

佛羅里達創傷後失調症

Now, what did we say 72 degrees was?

現在，我們說72度是什麼？

Winter?

冬天？

Ok...

好吧...

It's difficult.

這是很難的。

Also, because

另外，由於

you're not used to making your own decisions.

你不習慣做自己的決定。

"Purpose."

"目的"

"Publix."

"Publix"。

What do you want, Samantha?

你想要什麼，薩曼莎？

I wanna pet a manatee.

我想摸摸海牛

No.

不知道

I wanna walk outta the club with no shoes on.

我想不穿鞋走出俱樂部。

No.

不知道

I wanna drive on the wrong side of the highway.

我想在高速公路的錯誤一側開車。

No. Samantha:

不，薩曼莎

What. Do. You. Want?

做什麼？做什麼。你要什麼？想要什麼？

I wanna be FAR FROM FLORIDA!

我想遠離佛羅里達州！

Cut the cameras!

關掉攝影機！

["Far from Florida" theme music plays]

["遠離佛羅里達 "主題音樂播放]

Florida? Miami? I love you.

佛羅里達州？邁阿密？邁阿密？ - 我愛你

I'm a 305 girl til I die.

我到死都是305的女孩。

Yeah, Orlando, 407,

是啊，奧蘭多，407。

don't hate me. I'll be back soon.

不要恨我。我很快就會回來的

I love Disney World!

我喜歡迪士尼樂園!

Julissa! We got Fan Love!!!

朱麗莎！我們得到了粉絲的愛!!!

I wanna jump right into it!

我想直接跳進去！

Let's just jump right into it!

讓我們直接跳進去吧!

Do you have any advice about

你有什麼建議嗎？

moving on from childhood frienships?

從童年的友誼中走出來？

I actually need this.

我真的需要這個。

Please, give me some advice.

請給我一些建議。

Did I write that?

是我寫的嗎？

I might have written that to you.

我可能已經寫給你了

You know what's so interesting?

你知道什麼最有趣嗎？

I feel like

我覺得

it's okay to - to grow.

沒關係--成長。

And sometimes, you're not growing

有時候，你沒有成長

And it doesn't mean that

而且這並不意味著

you're growing differently in a bad way.

你成長的方式不同，在一個糟糕的方式。

But I could be growing like

但我可能會成長為像

this way, and you're growing that way.

這樣，你也在這樣成長。

And we just don't communicate

而我們只是不溝通

or see the same way that we saw each other

或者像我們看到的那樣看到對方。

when we were children.

當我們還是孩子的時候

But I'm also that bitch that's like

但是，我也是那個婊子，就像。

we might not've been talking for three years,

我們可能還沒有談了三年。

but you can call me and I'll be at your door in ten minutes.

但你可以打電話給我，我會在10分鐘內到你家門口。

You know what I mean, like

你知道我的意思，就像

We don't have to communicate all the time.

我們不需要一直交流。

Like, still know that I'm tehre for you.

就像，還知道我是為你而來。

Oooo Jess.

Oooo Jess.

That's so perfect that you said that.

你這麼說真是太完美了。

Cause I think that

因為我覺得

because people feel like

因為人們覺得

“oh, we grew apart as friends,

"哦，我們像朋友一樣漸行漸遠。

and we're no longer speaking on

而我們不再講

this every day or every week

天天如此

level, whatever,

級，不管。

that we're not -

我們不是

that you're no longer gonna ever be there for me.”

你不再會永遠在我身邊。"

Right!

對！

As if I'm no longer cool with my childhood friend,

彷彿我對青梅竹馬的朋友不再酷愛。

I'm not gonna be there for her

我不會去那裡為她

if she calls me and she's like

如果她打電話給我，她的樣子

"I'm in some shit."

"我在一些狗屎。"

Imma be like

我就像

"GIRL. When and where?"

"GIRL.何時何地？"

"When and where?"

"何時何地？"

"I'll get the shovel!"

"我去拿鐵鍬！"

Like, let's go!

就像，我們走吧！

Okay, this question hits my heart and my soul

好吧，這個問題打動了我的心，也打動了我的靈魂。

and I know it's going to do the same to you.

我知道它也會對你做同樣的事情。

It says "how do you make peace with your body?

上面寫著 "如何與自己的身體和平相處"。

It's so frustrating, no matter what I do, I'm so fed up.

太沮喪了，無論我做什麼，我都很厭煩。

Well, first of all, I just want to give you the biggest hug.

好吧，首先，我只想給你一個最大的擁抱。

Because, I mean,

因為，我的意思是。

self confidence is a daily struggle

自信是每天的鬥爭

for, I think I can say, for everyone.

為，我想我可以說，為大家。

The grass is never greener on the other side.

另一邊的草永遠不會更綠。

This? If you think I look great - which I do -

這個？如果你覺得我看起來很好，我確實是這樣想的，那你就會覺得我很好。

Took a village.

帶了一個村子。

and confidence is also something I've found.

和信心也是我發現的。

in just being -

在只是作為

just falling madly in love with who I am.

只是瘋狂地愛上了我是誰。

In every respect.

在各方面。

This body has been with you since day one.

這具身體從第一天起就一直和你在一起。

WORSHIP this bitch.

崇拜這個婊子。

And know that you really are one of one.

而且知道你真的是一個人。

There's no one built like you.

沒有人像你這樣的構造。

I don't care if you have a doppelganger out there,

我不在乎你是否有二重身在外面。

it doesn't matter

不要緊

You are built one of one, and who you are

你是由一個人建造的，你是誰？

is a beautiful thing.

是一件美好的事情。