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  • Hey, it's me.

    嘿,是我

  • Just your friendly neighborhood, Spider Man.

    只是你的友好鄰居,蜘蛛人。

  • Quick, they add the quick afterwards.

    快,他們把快加在後面。

  • You don't need to do it yourself.

    你不需要自己動手。

  • Sorry, I don't need to say it quick.

    對不起,我不需要說得那麼快。

  • Okay, here we go.

    好了,我們開始吧。

  • Hey, guys, Welcome to stir Crazy.

    嘿,夥計們,歡迎來到瘋狂攪拌。

  • You may know my next guest as Huey from the boys.

    你可能知道我的下一個客人是男孩們的Huey。

  • The Internet loves him almost as much as adorable cat videos.

    網友們對他的喜愛幾乎和可愛的貓咪視頻一樣。

  • It's Jack Quaid.

    是傑克-奎德

  • Hello.

    你好啊

  • Hello, Josh.

    你好,喬希

  • Thank you for having me.

    謝謝你邀請我。

  • Congratulations on the boys, which has become this phenomenon.

    恭喜男生,已經成為這種現象。

  • I mean, my sense on the boys is this is the kind of show you probably love.

    我的意思是,我對男孩的感覺是,這是你可能喜歡的那種節目。

  • Even if you weren't on.

    即使你不在

  • Is that fair to say for sure?

    這樣的說法公平嗎?

  • I was like when I first read the scripts for the first season.

    我就像我第一次讀第一季的劇本時一樣。

  • I was like, If I don't play Huey, I need to be involved in this project in some way.

    我當時想,如果我不玩Huey,我需要以某種方式參與這個項目。

  • Did you know how much time you spend covered in blood when you signed up for this?

    你知道你報名的時候,花了多少時間滿身是血嗎?

  • No.

    不知道

  • No one told me they hid that from you, didn't they?

    沒有人告訴我他們對你隱瞞了,不是嗎?

  • They don't lead with that.

    他們不會用這個來引導。

  • They don't say by the way.

    他們沒有說的方式。

  • No, they didn't.

    不,他們沒有。

  • But it's kind of become my thing, which I never anticipated being a part of my life.

    但這也算是成為了我的事情,我從來沒有預料到會成為我生活的一部分。

  • Do you feel naked when you don't have blood on you right now?

    你現在身上沒有血的時候,會不會覺得自己很赤裸?

  • Do you feel exposed so exposed?

    你覺得這麼暴露嗎?

  • I need the blood to get into character.

    我需要血液來進入角色。

  • So a couple of months ago, we found out that one of your notable fans of the show was none other than Barack Obama.

    所以,幾個月前,我們發現,你的一個顯著的粉絲的節目 沒有其他人比奧巴馬。

  • That was amazing.

    太神奇了

  • The fact that he watches the show was just such an honor.

    事實上,他看節目就是這樣的榮幸。

  • We're all still getting out about it.

    我們都還在為這件事奔波。

  • Do you think this could lead to an actual friendship?

    你認為這可能導致一個真正的友誼?

  • Do you have dreams of playing like Animal Crossing with Barack Obama?

    你有夢想和奧巴馬一起玩《動物世界》嗎?

  • Like, What's the dream, though?

    比如,夢想是什麼,雖然?

  • That'd be amazing.

    這將是驚人的。

  • What video game would I want to play with Barack Obama?

    我想和奧巴馬玩什麼電子遊戲?

  • That's a super smash, bro's Just because I don't know you know how.

    這是一個超級粉碎,兄弟的 只是因為我不知道你知道如何。

  • Because with him, I didn't expect him to watch the boys.

    因為和他在一起,我不指望他能看住男生。

  • So maybe out of nowhere, he's just like a really good super smash brothers player.

    所以,也許從哪兒冒出來的,他就像一個非常優秀的超級粉碎兄弟玩家。

  • You obviously don't get to be an actual superhero in the show, but I want to give you opportunities going forward.

    你顯然不能在劇中成為一個真正的超級英雄,但我想給你機會前進。

  • We want to create your superhero audition mixtape.

    我們想為你製作超級英雄試聽帶。

  • Let's start with that man.

    先從那個人開始吧。

  • Oh, man.

    哦,夥計。

  • Okay, I'm ripping off Christian Bale.

    好吧,我從克里斯蒂安-貝爾那裡剽竊來的。

  • I'm Batman and Uhh!

    我是蝙蝠俠,呃!

  • Somebody stole my falafel.

    有人偷了我的沙拉三明治

  • It was right here on top of this building, which maybe just fell down, but I think somebody stole it.

    它就在這棟樓的頂部,也許只是倒下了,但我認為有人偷了它。

  • All right, That was That was No, That was a deleted scene from Dark Knight.

    好吧,那是... ...不,那是《黑暗騎士》中被刪除的一幕。

  • I remember that one.

    我記得那個。

  • Another icon, Superman.

    另一個偶像,超人。

  • What would your Superman be?

    你的超人會是什麼?

  • Jack?

    傑克?

  • Hello.

    你好啊

  • I'm Superman and I fight for truth, Justice and the American way.

    我是超人,我為真理、正義和美國的方式而戰。

  • Kryptonite is a thing.

    氪石是一種東西。

  • I had a falafel here a second ago.

    我剛才在這裡吃了一個沙拉三明治。

  • Where?

    哪兒?

  • Jack.

    傑克。

  • Jack?

    傑克?

  • No, no, I'm sorry.

    不,不,我很抱歉。

  • Sorry.

    對不起,我不知道

  • Are you hungry?

    你餓了嗎?

  • Do you just need superheroes?

    你只是需要超級英雄嗎?

  • They love falafel.

    他們喜歡沙拉三明治

  • Got it?

    明白了嗎?

  • Got it.

    我知道了

  • Let's go, Marvel.

    我們走吧,漫威。

  • Let's go.

    我們走吧

  • Let's do Spider Man.

    讓我們做蜘蛛俠。

  • Hey, it's me.

    嘿,是我

  • Just your friendly neighborhood, Spider Man.

    只是你的友好鄰居,蜘蛛人。

  • Three quick fuck!

    三次快速性交!

  • They add the quick afterwards.

    他們在之後添加了快。

  • You don't need to do it yourself.

    你不需要自己動手。

  • I'm sorry.

    我很抱歉

  • I don't need to say it quick.

    我不需要說得那麼快。

  • Okay, here we go.

    好了,我們開始吧。

  • Uncle Ben, He's dead.

    本叔,他已經死了。

  • It me.

    是我

  • I had a falafel right on the edge of the right.

    我在右邊的邊緣吃了一個沙拉三明治。

  • So sorry with this bit.

    所以對不起與這一點。

  • It's so bad that we're riding the falafel wave.

    太糟糕了,我們正乘著沙拉三明治的浪潮。

  • Stop now.

    現在停止。

  • Let's see what Wonder woman has to say about falafel.

    讓我們看看神奇女俠對沙拉三明治有什麼看法。

  • Let's see.

    讓我看看

  • You're Wonder Woman Jack.

    你是神奇女俠傑克

  • Well, okay.

    好吧,好吧。

  • All right.

    好吧,我知道了

  • I'm gonna find out who fucking stole my falafel.

    我要找出是誰他媽的偷了我的沙拉三明治。

  • Did you steal my level?

    你偷了我的水準嗎?

  • You steal my goddamn That's all I got.

    你偷走了我該死的,這就是我的全部。

  • She's really intense.

    她真的很緊張。

  • I wonder Woman is really intense.

    我不知道女人真的很激烈。

  • Yeah, Reggie, How about Wolverine?

    是啊,雷吉,金剛狼怎麼樣?

  • Immediately.

    馬上。

  • I did like a Robert Robert DeNiro face, so I'm just gonna go with a hey, Bob.

    我確實喜歡羅伯特-德尼羅的臉,所以我就來個嘿,鮑勃。

  • I can heal pretty fast Them say, Uhh.

    我的傷口癒合得很快 他們會說,呃...

  • I don't feel too fast.

    我不覺得太快了。

  • You know what I say?

    你知道我說什麼嗎?

  • I'm never going to be a superhero in my life.

    我這輩子都不會成為超級英雄。

  • I've ruined your career.

    我毀了你的事業

  • I'm so sorry.

    我很抱歉

  • Do you ever do you ever get mistaken for other cell abstract?

    你有沒有被誤認為是其他細胞抽象?

  • I've gotten Adam Brody.

    我已經得到了亞當-布洛迪。

  • I've gotten rain, Wilson.

    我下過雨了,威爾遜

  • I've gotten Joel McHale.

    我已經得到了喬爾-麥克海爾。

  • Oh, Michael Shannon is the other one.

    哦,邁克爾-香農是另一個。

  • This is an honor.

    這是我的榮幸

  • Well, we've taken the liberty of seeing what?

    好吧,我們已經冒昧地看到了什麼?

  • That that the child of all those men would actually look like, Let's see, with some face morphing technology, if it actually looks like you.

    那所有男人的孩子實際上會是什麼樣子,讓我們看看,用一些臉部變形技術,如果它實際上看起來像你。

  • So there's rain.

    所以有雨。

  • We start with rain, and then we add a little bill hater.

    我們先從雨開始,然後再加上一個小鈔票仇人。

  • I think in right there was another one.

    我想在右邊還有一個。

  • Sure.

    當然可以

  • Sure.

    當然可以

  • Then a little Michael Shannon.

    然後再來點邁克爾-香農。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • And now let's let's add some more in some Joshua Jackson.

    現在讓我們再加一些在一些約書亞-傑克遜。

  • Some Brody some cold.

    有些布羅迪有些冷。

  • His face just keeps getting so much smaller.

    他的臉越來越小了

  • What do you What do you think?

    你覺得呢?

  • That's what I like.

    這就是我喜歡的。

  • Oh, no.

    哦,不

  • Oh, it's It's drooping, Jack.

    哦,是... ...它在下垂,傑克。

  • Are those other lips?

    那是其他的嘴脣嗎?

  • Are those like, What is that?

    是那些像,那是什麼?

  • Let's see when you match them all up.

    看你什麼時候把他們都配齊了。

  • Finally, this is the final product is what it would actually, Yeah.

    最後,這是最終的產品是什麼 它實際上會,是的。

  • Yeah, that's basically it.

    是的,基本上就是這樣。

  • I see it in a nutshell.

    我看一言以蔽之。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • The other day my job came off and it was really bro.

    前幾天,我的工作脫胎換骨,真是兄弟。

  • You probably are aware of this.

    你可能知道這一點。

  • You must be aware of this check.

    你一定要注意這個檢查。

  • The Internet does have a preoccupation with you.

    互聯網確實對你有一種預感。

  • Are you aware that of this, like Instagram celebrity gossip site de moi and how they just talk about you constantly?

    你是否知道,這一點,像Instagram名人八卦網站de moi和他們如何只是談論你不斷?

  • My friends tell me about it.

    我的朋友告訴我的。

  • The way they pitched it to me was there's this gossip site that yeah, telling people that you're a nice guy.

    他們向我推銷的方式是有一個八卦網站,是的,告訴人們你是一個好人。

  • I'm like, Cool.

    我很喜歡,酷。

  • I want to see if you have what it takes to be the Internet's next boyfriend.

    我想看看你是否有能力成為互聯網的下一個男朋友。

  • Because there are certain things you have to satisfy to be an Internet boyfriend.

    因為做網戀男友必須要滿足一些條件。

  • Okay, I'm the boyfriend of the entire Internet.

    好吧,我是整個互聯網的男朋友。

  • That's not gonna work out but let's give it a try.

    這是不可能的,但我們可以試試。

  • Can you be like intellectual but playful, like Shalem style like you're super smart, but you kind of like I don't think I'm smart, but I could be playful.

    你能不能像智力型的,但又很俏皮,像沙林式的,像你超級聰明,但你有點像我不認為我很聰明,但我可以很俏皮。

  • Okay, okay, I don't know that.

    好吧,好吧,我不知道。

  • This is why this is why I'm not the Internet boyfriend because I make that move.

    這就是為什麼我不是網戀男友的原因,因為我做了這個動作。

  • I'll do this.

    我會做這個。

  • This satisfies the Internet.

    這滿足了互聯網。

  • I'll do this.

    我會做這個。

  • Will you adopt a British accent like to be like a Hiddleston or Cumberbatch?

    你會不會像希德勒斯頓或坎伯巴奇那樣採用英國口音?

  • Because that always works.

    因為那總是有效的。

  • Sure, it's not going to be good, but I'll do it.

    當然,這不會是好事,但我會做的。

  • Let's hear it.

    讓我們聽聽吧

  • I want to hear it.

    我想聽到它。

  • Oh, no.

    哦,不

  • Hello there.

    你好啊

  • It's not going to be good.

    這不會是好事。

  • Fuck, It's not good.

    他媽的,這不是很好。

  • I'm swearing a lot.

    我說了很多髒話

  • Can I do that?

    我可以這樣做嗎?

  • Yes.

    是的,我知道

  • Are you willing to change your first name to Chris?

    你願意把你的名字改成克里斯嗎?

  • Because most of Internet boyfriends are named Chris Chris Quaid.

    因為大多數網友的男朋友都叫克里斯-克里斯-奎德。

  • Chris Quaid is like a country musician.

    克里斯-奎德就像一個鄉村音樂人。

  • Sure, I'll change my first name to Chris Short.

    當然,我會把我的名字改成克里斯-肖特。

  • I'm very excited about your next shrouded in mystery project.

    我很期待你的下一個神祕項目。

  • You've shot the new screen movie, which I'm very excited about it, too.

    你拍了新的銀幕電影,我也很期待。

  • So it's not called screen five.

    所以這不叫屏風五。

  • It's a little confusing, Jack, Let's be honest It's called screen.

    有點混亂,傑克,老實說,這叫 "螢幕

  • It's called Scream.

    這就是所謂的 "尖叫"。

  • It's called Scream.

    這就是所謂的 "尖叫"。

  • Did people on set where people just calling it scream.

    難道人在片場,人們只是叫它尖叫。

  • What?

    什麼?

  • Did you have a vote on?

    你有投票嗎?

  • What it should be called?

    應該叫什麼?

  • No.

    不知道

  • On set.

    在片場。

  • We called it five cream because we thought, if you look at it, spelled out like the S is a five, you know?

    我們叫它五號奶油,因為我們認為,如果你看它,拼出的S是一個五,你知道嗎?

  • So we called it.

    所以我們叫它。

  • We called it five cream, and we still call it five cream.

    我們叫它五霜,現在還是叫它五霜。

  • Uh, and the joke never stopped to the point where Oh, my God, I have it right here on my phone.

    呃,這個笑話從來沒有停止過,以至於哦,我的上帝,我有它就在我的手機上。

  • Hold on.

    等一下

  • I had my friend make this T shirt as a wrapped gift, Ghostface holding up five creams.

    我讓朋友做了這件T桖作為包裝禮物,鬼臉舉著五個奶油。

  • And yeah, I'm gonna keep that to here forever.

    是的,我要把它永遠保存在這裡。

  • I mean, I feel like if nothing else, it should be the new flavor at Ben and Jerry's.

    我的意思是,我覺得如果沒有別的, 它應該是新的味道 在Ben和傑瑞的。

  • The five cream?

    五霜?

  • Yes, this face, as any kind of like sweet treat spokesman is just incredible for me.

    是的,這張臉,作為任何一種像甜食的代言人,我都覺得不可思議。

  • I know you can't say anything about your role.

    我知道你對自己的角色不能說什麼。

  • Is it fair to say you at least, do you scream?

    可以說,你至少,你會尖叫嗎?

  • How are you as a screamer, a new screen queen?

    作為一個尖叫者,一個新的銀幕女王,你是如何的?

  • I definitely scream and scream in five cream.

    我肯定會在五霜中尖叫和尖叫。

  • It's an interesting thing like the horror movie scream.

    這是一個有趣的事情,就像恐怖片的尖叫。

  • You can't rehearse it too much.

    你不能排練太多。

  • It just has to come out of you.

    它只是必須從你身上出來。

  • We do, actually.

    事實上,我們有。

  • Something on the show sometimes called primal scream therapy.

    節目中的一些東西有時被稱為原始尖叫療法。

  • Should we try it?

    我們要不要試試?

  • Should we just see what?

    我們應該只看什麼?

  • But you just said not to overthink it.

    但你剛才說不要想太多。

  • What do we do?

    我們該怎麼做?

  • We do scare me over Zoom.

    我們確實比Zoom嚇到我了。

  • I haven't yet looking down at my phone.

    我還沒有低頭看手機。

  • Nothing's wrong.

    沒什麼問題。

  • Mm.

    嗯。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • Sorry.

    對不起,我不知道

  • Everyone in my building, another urine.

    我樓裡的各位,又是一泡尿。

  • All these things I love Star Trek.

    這些東西我都喜歡《星際迷航》。

  • I was a big Star Trek fan growing up.

    我從小就是個星際迷。

  • Were you a Star Trek guy?

    你是星際迷航的人嗎?

  • Like Did you know An and Dorian from a Gorn before getting involved in Star Trek lower decks?

    就像你在參與《星際迷航》下層劇組之前,是否認識戈恩的安和多裡安?

  • I remember going on like a date in high school to the first one, and it was just just peek awkward Me.

    我記得高中的時候,我就像約會一樣去參加了第一次的約會,那只是偷看尷尬的我。

  • Well, now I have no Star Trek questions.

    好了,現在我沒有星際迷航的問題了。

  • I just want to focus on awkward Jack, uh, that I'm curious about.

    我只想專注於尷尬的傑克,呃,我很好奇。

  • Let's let's let's dive deep into that part.

    讓我們讓我們深入到這部分。

  • So what was what was awkward jacket, the that star Trek like awkward jacket?

    那麼,什麼是什麼是尷尬的外套,那個星際迷航一樣的尷尬外套?

  • Star Trek was was cystic acne that he thought he could cover up with, like makeup.

    星際迷航》是是囊腫性痤瘡,他認為可以用化妝品來掩蓋。

  • He probably stole from his mom's bathroom or something.

    他可能是從他媽媽的浴室裡偷來的什麼東西。

  • Um, and it was like a powder, and it was just like, flaking off of him all the time and everyone noticed.

    嗯,這就像一個粉末, 它只是喜歡,剝落他所有的時間 和大家注意到。

  • Awkward.

    尷尬的。

  • Jack loves dancing but didn't know how to do it.

    傑克喜歡跳舞,但不知道怎麼跳。

  • I like the idea of an enthusiastic dancer is not aware of.

    我喜歡一個熱情的舞者的想法是不知道的。

  • How should he had answer.

    他該如何回答。

  • They are, that's That's horrifying.

    他們是,那是可怕的。

  • That's a shitty dancer.

    這是一個低劣的舞者。

  • But I There was a lot of this, and I don't know what I think.

    但我... ...有很多這樣的事,我不知道自己怎麼想。

  • This is dynamite.

    這是炸藥。

  • I've got some.

    我有一些。

  • Would you rather questions for you?

    你願意為你提問嗎?

  • Would you rather chug whale guts or chug compound V Chuck Compound V See what happens?

    你是想喝鯨魚膽還是喝複合V 查克復合V 看看會發生什麼?

  • I'm sick of whale guts.

    我受夠了鯨魚的內臟。

  • Would you rather live inside the Scream universe or the Hunger Games Universe scream because you just you just leave Woods.

    你願意活在《尖叫》宇宙裡面還是《飢餓遊戲》宇宙裡面尖叫,因為你只是你只是離開伍茲。

  • Perot is the new screen movie.

    佩羅是新的銀幕電影。

  • Just five minutes.

    就五分鐘

  • You just get in the car and leave.

    你只要上車就走。

  • You're like Wait, this was easy.

    你會說,等等,這很容易。

  • I do the primal scream I did for you earlier, right?

    我做了我之前為你做的原始尖叫,對嗎?

  • And then I I hop into my Prius and I just get the hell out.

    然後我... ...我跳進我的普銳斯,我只是得到了地獄。

  • Would you rather watch all of your parents R rated films in the same room?

    你願意在同一個房間裡看所有父母的R級片嗎?

  • as them or know whenever each of them are having sex.

    作為他們或知道他們每個人何時發生性關係。

  • I hate this question so much.

    我非常討厭這個問題。

  • Uh uh, I guess the first one by a very slim margin.

    呃,我想第一個是以非常微弱的優勢。

  • Jack, Thank you for taking the time out.

    傑克,謝謝你抽出時間。

  • Congratulations on the boys.

    恭喜你的孩子們。