This episode: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

本集節目：忍者龜

Turtle power!

忍龜神力

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

絕對無敵忍者龜

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

舉世無雙忍者龜

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

超能英雄忍者龜

Heroes in a half-shell

半殼中的英雄

Turtle power!

忍龜神力

Heroes in a half-shell? That's the best.

半殼中的英雄？這句最屌

What kind of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is this?

這是哪門子的「少年變種忍者龜」？

They're heroes in a half-shell and they're green

他們是半殼中的英雄而且是綠色的

Of course they're green!

他們當然是綠色的！

They're turtles.

他們是烏龜耶

Is this the new one or something?

這是新版的還是？

I want to dance right now.

我現在很想跳舞

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

飛天遁地忍者龜

I'm gonna get this song stuck in my head. Thanks.

我快被這首歌給洗腦了，謝啦！

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens

這群忍者少年是斯普林特的徒弟

And Splinter's kind of cute.

而且斯普林特還蠻可愛的

The blue one is the best.

藍色那隻最強

I love Ninja Turtles.

我喜歡忍者龜

Raphael is cool but crude (Give me a break!)

拉菲爾很酷但也很粗魯 (饒了我吧)

Michelangelo is a party dude!

米開朗基羅是個派對哥

These are the 90s.

這是90年代的事吧

(singing) Teenager Ninja Turtles!

(唱起來) 忍者少年龜！

Oh my gosh!

我的天兒啊！

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

團結一心忍者龜

Yeah, radical!

耶，正點！

Turtle power.

忍龜神力

Booooooooooooooo!

噓噓噓噓噓噓噓噓噓！

(singing) Teenager Ninja Turtles!

(還在唱) 忍者少年龜！

Question time!

訪問時間！

(Finebros) So was that the same Ninja Turtles you know from today?

(福艾兄弟) 所以這和你們現在所知道的忍者龜一樣嗎？

No.

不一樣

No.

不一樣

Yeah, but maybe they look more cartoony?

是一樣，但也許看起來比較像卡通人物？

Different theme song, different look.

主題曲不同，長得也不一樣

Today is more 3D.

現在的比較3D

And that is just flat.

而那個只是平面的

(Finebros) Well, the truth is that the one we showed you is not on TV anymore.

嗯，事實上我們讓你看的電視上已經沒有了

It was on TV when we were kids.

那是我們小時候的節目

Really? You guys must be old then!

真假？那你們一定很老

(Finebros) Did you even know there was another cartoon in the past?

那你們知道曾經有舊版的卡通存在嗎？

No.

不知道

No, I thought there's always been just one and then some movies.

不知道 我以為只有一種版本拍過幾部電影

I've only seen on T...like in T...no...T-Shirts

我只有在 T...T 什麼...不是...T 恤上看過

I should know about the past! Not only the future.

我應該多了解過去！而不是只關心未來

Not only the present.

只關心現在

(Finebros) Why do they not just bring back what used to be popular?

為什麼新電影不使用紅極一時的舊版卡通？

Why did they start over?

為何要重新設計？

Maybe they thought that they were gonna make a better one?

也許他們認為他們可以做出更好的？

Because the brand-new version would be even more popular.

因為全新版本可以更紅

The new one had better graphic

新版的畫面更好

It's recycling and everybody loves recycling.

這就是翻拍 大家很都喜歡翻拍

They have all the old stuff, and they revamp it for the new generation.

他們有了舊的東西 就把它復刻獻給下一代

(Finebros) So do you like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

那你喜歡忍者龜嗎？

You just asked me that in the beginning! No!

你在一開始就問過了！不喜歡！

No.

不喜歡

Mmm, not really.

嗯...還好

They're okay.

還不錯啊

They're not really my thing, but I like them.

雖然不太是我的菜 但我喜歡他們

Yeah.

喜歡

Yeah. They do wicked stuff like...

喜歡，他們會用一些很酷的招式像...

Shaaa-ba! (groans)

啊-大~~~！(呻吟)

Yes, I do. They were just orphans

是的我喜歡，他們本來只是一群孤兒

and then they turned into super strong heroes.

後來卻成為超級英雄

It's really awesome.

真的很屌

(Finebros) Who's your favorite turtle?

你最喜歡哪一隻？

No.

都不喜歡

(laughs) Stop it!

(笑) 不要再問了！

I like Michelangelo because he always eats pizza!

我喜歡米開朗基羅因為他每次都在吃披薩！

(Finebros chuckle)

(福艾兄弟笑了)

Like my dad.

跟我爸一樣

Raphael. He's so brave.

拉菲爾。他非常勇敢

Leonardo's probably one of my favorites.

李奧納多大概是我的最愛

Because Leonardo Diaprio.

因為李奧納多·狄卡皮歐

I love Leonardo! I'm his biggest fan.

我最愛李奧納多！我是他的忠實粉絲

Hi! Call me!

嗨！打給我吧！

(Finebros) Do you know there's gonna be a brand-new Ninja Turtles movie?

你們知道有一部全新忍者龜電影將要上映嗎？

No.

不知道

Oh god, really?

天啊。真的嗎？

Mm-hmm.

嗯-嗯-

Yeah.

知道啊

Yes! I've seen the trailers from Michael Bay.

我知道！我有看過麥可貝的預告片

It's awesome!

超好看！

He said sarcastically.

那是反話

BURRRRRN!

酸酸酸酸酸！

(Finebros) Do you want to see a preview of the Ninja Turtle movie?

你們想看忍者龜電影的預告嗎？

Yes! Yes! Please! Please! Please!

我想看！我想看！拜託！拜託！拜託！

I've been dying to see this for my whole 1,500 years!

我超想看這個已經 1500 年了！

Crime, violence and fear have run rampant.

犯罪、暴力和恐懼四處蔓延

Look...no.

喔...不

People want justice restored to this world.

人們希望正義重新回到這個世界

And who are those people?

那些人是誰？

People want heroes, Miss O'Neil.

人們期望英雄的出現 歐尼爾小姐

This seems way better.

這看起來好多了

And why is she video taping it?!

為什麼她要錄影？！

The heroes are not born.

英雄並非是天生的

They're created.

他們是被製造出來的

That's what's your father-- - I have so many questions!

這就是你爸-- - 我有好多不懂的地方！

Come on! Let me see the Ninja Turtles now.

快點！讓我看忍者龜

Okay, Michael Bay is awesome for trailers.

好吧，麥可貝的預告都很酷

Only. (laughs)

只有預告 (笑)

Is that the blue one?

是藍色那隻嗎？

They're kinda fat.

他們有點胖

(gasping) I'm gonna watch that!

(倒抽) 我要去看！

That looked terrible.

看起來很糟

That's it?

就這樣？

They're trying to make those turtles into humans.

他們想讓烏龜變得跟人一樣

No, no, no, no, no. Whoa!

不不不不。嘿！

Chill! It's just a mask.

不要緊張！這只是面具

See? Don't freak out.

你看？不用怕

Right? - They look even worse with the mask off!

對吧？ - 他們沒戴面具看起來更糟

(Finebros) How does the movie look compared to the TV show?

電影跟卡通比起來如何？

Blech.

噁

It looked weird.

看起來很怪

Better! It has more detail.

更好！它講了更多細節

Doesn't look that good.

看起來沒那麼好

It looks really, really cool in the trailers, but it's for effects.

預告看起來很酷，但那是因為特效

You showed the best parts of the movie and then there might be

你把電影的精華片段展現出來但其實可能有

horrible parts in it.

很糟的地方

(Finebros) So did you know though that, just like the TV show

那你知道除了這部，就像電視卡通

had something in the past, there's also been many

有舊的版本，在這之前過去也有出過

Ninja Turtle movies before this one?

幾部忍者龜電影嗎？

Oh, come on!

噢，不是吧！

How many times do I have to tell the past that I should know about these things?

我必須知道關於這些過去的事情多少次？

Yes! On Netflix. That's why they have Netflix. To see movies.

我知道！Netflix上有，這就是為什麼要有Netflix。可以看電影

I sort of guessed that there had to be

我猜應該是有

because it's a pretty popular cartoon show.

因為它是很受歡迎的卡通節目

(Finebros) So I have some pictures to show you of what the Ninja Turtles

我有些照片讓你看看忍者龜

looked like in the old movies.

在舊電影中的模樣

Ooh, this should be fun.

噢～應該很有趣

Oh my gosh! That looks scary.

天啊！看起來好嚇人

They look very stupid.

看起來很愚蠢

Oh, they're uglier than today.

喔他們比現在的更醜

Blue! You're my favorite one. But they look ugly.

小藍！你是我的最愛 但他們看起來好醜

(Finebros) Here is another picture. - Mmm, this looks pretty cool.

這裡有另一張照片 - 嗯，這個很酷

Oh my gosh!

天兒啊！

What? So stupid!

哪尼？超蠢的！

They're samurais now? That makes sense.

變成日本武士了嗎？很合理哈哈

They look so cheesy!

看起來好...做作喔！

The Ninja Turtles looked fake.

看起來很假

They looked like they were in costume!

感覺像是在演古裝劇！

(Finebros) People get very upset when something that was made before

人們在自己喜歡、早已誕生的事物

that they liked gets remade later. Why do you think that is?

被重新改版時會感到不開心。你覺得為什麼？

Because they like the old-fashioned,

因為他們喜歡古早味

because you're so used to the old-fashioned.

因為太習慣古早味

They want to keep it the same way, how it is.

他們希望能跟一以前一樣

It's just nostalgia.

這只是因為念舊

They saw it from a long time ago.

他們很早以前看過

Now they see it again and it's all different.

現在再看到時卻完全不同了

It feels like they just changed their entire childhood.

感覺就像自己的童年被改變了

(Finebros) So we loved the cartoon that we showed you at the beginning,

所以我們喜歡我們一開始放給你們的卡通

do you want to watch it now after we told you about it?

在我們告訴你這些之後你會想看嗎？

Yes!

會！

No.

不

No.

不會

Yes!

會！

Probably.

可能會

Sure. Take a sneak peek.

會啊。可以看一下

I would if it had better graphics.

如果畫面比較漂亮我會想看

No! Unless you give me popcorn and some Icee and a soda.

不會！除非你給我爆米花和冰沙和汽水

It looks kind of boring.

那看起來有點無聊

I would watch this.

我想看新版的

No.

不

Not really.

還好

I'm sorry! Don't give me that look.

對不起！不要這樣看我

I'm sorry.

對不起

(Finebros) Finally, we know the Ninja Turtles theme song by heart.

最後，我們對忍者龜的主題曲已倒背如流

Would you like us to sing it for you? - Yes, please!

想要我們唱給你聽嗎？ - 想，拜託！

Sure, I don't wanna be rude or anything.

當然好，我不想感覺沒禮貌或什麼的

No!

不想！

(Finebros) Too bad! We're gonna sing it to you anyways.

不好意思 我們還是要唱

Ready? Here we go!

準備好了嗎？開始囉！

(Finebros sing) They're the world's most fearsome fighting team.

他們是世界上最聞風喪膽的戰鬥團體

(Benny Fine) They're really hip!

(班尼‧福艾) 他們很潮

(Finebros) They're heroes in a half-shell and they're green.

他們是半殼中的英雄而且是綠色的

(Benny Fine) Hey! Get a grip.

嘿！控制一下

(Finebros) When evil Shredder attacks,

當邪惡的史瑞德發動攻擊

these turtle boys don't cut 'em no slack!

這些烏龜小子絕不手下留情

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

絕對無敵忍者龜！

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

舉世無雙忍者龜！

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

超能英雄忍者龜！

Heroes in a half-shell.

半殼中的英雄

Turtle power!

忍龜神力 ！

Bravo!

好棒！

(whispering) Not.

(小聲) 才怪

Wow.

哇

You guys really need to take some singing lessons.

你們真的需要接受一些歌唱訓練

Boo!

噓！

(Finebros) But we knew it by heart all these year later.

但我們過了這麼久都還記得

Maybe you guys like it, doesn't mean I do.

也許你們喜歡 但並不表示我也是

Goodbye

拜拜

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歡迎收看這集超威、超正點的《孩子看世界》

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在下方留言提出您所希望我們評論的復古電視節目

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我們更新很快，所以請按下訂閱收看更多節目

Cowabunga, dude!

帥呆了老兄!

Heroes in a half-shell. Turtle power!

半殼中的英雄。忍龜神力！