I showed this video last night.

昨晚我播了個影片。

It’s a young boy who is asked by his uncle to list all the cursed words he knows, and it turns out he knows some pretty good ones.

有個叔叔叫他姪子說出所有他知道的髒話，結果這小孩還知道不少呢。

Tell me all the bad words you know. Go!

說出你知道的所有髒話。開始！

Crap!

垃圾！

Shut up!

閉嘴！

Butt head!

豬頭！

Butthole!

屁眼！

And...

還有...

Butt crack!

股溝！

Is that it?

有這個嗎？

Butt neck.

屁股頸。

Butt… butt nose.

屁... 屁股鼻。

Butt face, butt head.

屁股臉，屁股頭。

Butt crack?

屁股溝？

Butt mouth, butt teeth.

屁股嘴，屁股牙。

Butt head.

屁股頭。

And… - Butt teeth?

還有... - 屁股牙？

***t!

狗＊！

In summary, I don’t remember I said that word when I was at his age. Maybe, I’m not sure.

總之結論就是，我可不記得我在那種年紀會說那個字。

I don’t know what age kids start talking like that because they hide it from you and you’re the parents.

應該我不知道小孩幾歲開始會說這種話，因為他們不會在爸媽面前說。

So with the interest of science, we set a camera out on to Hollywood boulevard today, and we asked a bunch of kids to list all the bad words they know.

為了實事求是，我們在好萊塢大道進行採訪，詢問小孩們知道甚麼髒話。

[DO YOU KNOW ANY NAUGHTY WORDS?]

[你知道什麼壞壞的字嗎？]

Now do you know any naughty words?

你知道什麼壞壞的字嗎？

#^@^

$%#

Yes!!!

對！！

#&#$

$^&#

Tell me some naughty words.

跟我說些壞壞的字。

No.

不要。

No?

不要？

Ahm…

嗯...

Stupid?

笨蛋？

Ahm...

呃...

Hush!

噓！

And…

還有...

Shut up!

閉嘴！

Dumb!

愚蠢！

Punk!

無賴！

Stupid!

笨蛋！

Poop!

大便！

Ahm... You’re ugly.

嗯... 你好醜。

Um, I know ass.

我知道「屁股」。

I know, um, bitch.

我知道「婊子」。

I hate you?!

我恨你？！

You look stupid.

你看起來很蠢。

Crap!

垃圾！

Donkey?!

驢子？！

Ahm... Pony boy?

嗯... 少年郎？

Ahm… Screwed and sucked!

嗯...搞砸了，還有爛透了！

I don’t know any naughty words.

我不知道有什麼壞壞的字。

You don’t know any naughty words?

你不知道任何壞壞的字？

F***

X...

Okay.

好喔。

I think I know dumb?

我知道「愚蠢」。

And... and... let me think.

還有... 讓我想想。

And ***k.

還有***。

And I know... stupid.

還有... 笨蛋。

S... I... TH...

S... I...TH...

Shhh...

Shhh...

I mean S-H-I-*.

我是說 S-H-I-*。

Poo*!

大＊！