Really?

真的嗎？

Cory, you're going to use a zoom call to sell your hip hop album.

科裡，你要用變焦電話來賣你的嘻哈專輯。

First of all, it's R and B.

首先，是R和B。

Second of all, I'm not selling anything.

其次，我不賣東西。

I'm just requesting a mandatory donation.

我只是要求義務捐款。

Alright.

好吧，我知道了

Looks like pretty much everyone is here, so let's get started.

看來大家都到齊了，那就開始吧。

First item on the agenda.

議程的第一個項目：

Hey, sis.

嘿，姐姐。

Uh, would you mind turning off your electric toothbrush?

呃，你能不能把你的電動牙刷關掉？

Oh, you can hear that.

哦，你能聽到。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Can you hear it now?

你現在能聽到嗎？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Just out of curiosity, you get a slower.

只是出於好奇，你弄得比較慢。

Yes.

是的，我知道

What?

什麼？

Yes, What?

是的，什麼？

Okay, I muted.

好吧，我靜音了。

Sis, listen, there's gonna be a lot of people on this call, so please be sure to mute yourselves.

姐姐，聽著，這通電話裡有很多人，所以請確保自己靜音。

Hello?

喂？

Hi, Grandpa Lemon.

嗨，檸檬爺爺。

Where do I dial the telephone number to get in?

撥打電話在哪裡可以進入？

Grab a woman.

抓住一個女人。

You're already in Serie dial the zoo number.

你已經在塞裡了，請撥動物園的電話。

Grandpa Lemon.

檸檬爺爺。

Whoa!

哇！

Where's that voice coming from?

那聲音是從哪裡來的？

From your computer.

從你的電腦上。

Siri, What to compute.

Siri，要計算什麼。

Great.

厲害

Alright.

好吧，我知道了

Looks like we're just waiting on orange.

看來我們就等著橙色了。

Oh, and speak of the devil.

哦，說的是魔鬼。

Hey, everyone, Whoever Orange Don't do that.

嘿，各位，誰誰誰橘子不要這樣做。

Everyone, stop that right now.

各位，馬上停止。

I'm trying to keep this zoom meeting on the rails.

我想讓這個變焦會議在軌道上進行。

Who did you know that Zuma's also in alternative energy source.

你知道祖瑪也在做替代能源嗎？

This is extreme.

這是極端的。

We lost soon.

我們很快就輸了。

I thought we were on zoom at and oranges muted.

我想我們是在變焦和橙子靜音。

Now, then, let's get down to business.

那麼，現在，讓我們進入正題吧。

I called this meeting today because you guys look at orange.

我今天召開這個會議，就是因為你們看橙色。

Whoa!

哇！

He's gonna do it.

他要去做。

He's going to reach his eyeballs.

他要達到他的眼球。

See if you can reach your other eyes.

看看你能不能夠到你的另一隻眼睛。

See if you can reach the sky and see if you can reach the donation button on my album's website Orange.

看看你能不能夠到天空，看看你能不能夠到我的專輯網站橙子的捐款按鈕。

Could you please stop?

你能不能停下來？

That's very distracting.

這是非常分散注意力的。

I know you're muted.

我知道你是靜音的。

I'm the one who muted you.

是我讓你閉嘴的。

But even without making a sound, you're somehow managing to grab those orange.

但即使不出聲，你也能設法抓住那些橘子。

Knock it off.

別鬧了

Whoa!

哇！

Okay, that's actually kind of impressive, But don't touch other people's eyeballs with your Hey, thanks.

好吧，這其實是一種令人印象深刻的， 但不要觸摸別人的眼球 與你的嘿，謝謝。

Okay, if I had mute you, do you promise to stop touching other people's eyeballs?

好吧，如果我讓你啞巴了，你保證不再碰別人的眼球嗎？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Great.

厲害

Okay, So can I just say something?

好吧，所以我可以說點什麼嗎？

I apologize.

我向你道歉

I'm sorry I touched other people's eyeballs.

對不起，我碰了別人的眼球。

Thanks, Orange.

謝謝，橙子。

Now then, can I say one other thing?

現在，我還能說一件事嗎？

Does it kind of looks like we're in the Brady brunch.

它看起來像我們在布雷迪的早午餐。

Get it?

明白了嗎？

Brady brunch?

布雷迪早午餐？

Because we're food.

因為我們是食物。

Yes, we get it.

是的，我們明白了。

Orange.

橙色。

Okay, okay.

好吧，好吧。

I just want to say one last thing and then I'll be quiet.

我只想說最後一句話，然後我就安靜了。

Fine.

好吧

What do you want to say?

你想說什麼？

And who was that?

那是誰呢？

All right.

好吧，我知道了

I kicked orange from the meeting.

我把橙子踢出了會場。

How did you kick him?

你是怎麼踢他的？

You don't even have any excess.

你連多餘的都沒有。

I suggest not finishing that joke.

我建議不要講完這個笑話。

If you do, I'll kick you from the meeting as well.

如果你這樣做，我也會把你踢出會議。

I wasn't gonna say a joke.

我不是要去說一個笑話。

Yes, you were.

是的，你是。

I know exactly what you're gonna say.

我知道你想說什麼。

No, you don't.

不，你沒有。

Yes, I do.

是的，我有。

Feet.

腳。

You were gonna say It's weird that I kicked orange, considering I have no fate.

你想說我踢到橘子很奇怪，因為我沒有命運。

That's totally not what I was gonna say.

這完全不是我想說的。

Yeah.

是啊。

Then what were you gonna say?

那你想說什麼？

I was gonna say, But really, guys, please control yourselves.

我想說的是，但真的，夥計們，請控制好你們自己。

This meeting has devolved into absolute chaos.

這次會議已經演變成了絕對的混亂。

I couldn't agree more orange.

我非常同意橙色。

I know That's you.

我知道那是你

Who's orange?

誰是橙子？

I moustache.

我的小鬍子。

Dave.

戴夫

Welcome Moustache, Dave and goodbye.

歡迎小鬍子，戴夫，再見。

You've been kicked from the meeting.

你已經被踢出了會議。

If you kick moustache gave, you're gonna have to kick me to unibrow, Carl.

如果你踢了我的鬍子，你就得踢我的眉毛，卡爾。

Have it your way.

隨你便吧

Unibrow, Carl.

Unibrow, Carl.

Within.

內。

If you kick them, you're gonna have to kick me in the kidney.

如果你踢他們，你就得踢我的腎。

What?

什麼？

Why is that, Corey?

為什麼，科裡？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Sometimes I just like to feel alive.

有時候，我只是喜歡感覺活著。

Oh, where where am I?

哦，我在哪裡哪裡？

Here.

給你

I think it's safe to say you've lost control of the meeting.

我想可以說你已經失去了對會議的控制。

I'm well aware.

我很清楚

Siri.

Siri

Where am I?

我在哪裡？

Theory.

理論。

Can you buy my album?

你能買我的專輯嗎？

Siri are goatees adequate?

Siri的羊角辮夠用嗎？

Disguises?

偽裝？

Pair.

一對。

What was this meeting even called for?

這個會議到底是為了什麼而召開的？

Yeah.

是啊。

Why are we here?

我們為什麼在這裡？

Yeah.

是啊。

Good question.

問得好

What is going on?

發生了什麼事？

What's that?

那是什麼？

What a right.

什麼是權利。