J.

J.

Watt, perhaps the biggest free agent Domino, has not selected a team just yet.

瓦特，或許是最大的自由球員多米諾，目前還沒有選擇球隊。

The 31 year old is a three time defensive player of the year, a five time Pro Bowler to time sack leader.

31歲的他是三屆年度最佳防守球員，五屆職業碗球員到時間扣籃王。

Whichever fan base gets him will be thrilled, to say the least.

不管是哪個球迷得到他，都會很激動，至少可以說。

So everybody, of course, all over the country is watching his every move and tweet.

所以大家當然是全國各地都在關注他的一舉一動和微博。

That brings us to what we saw yesterday.

這就說到了昨天我們看到的情況。

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the South.

線粒體是南方的動力源。

In fact, whatever.

事實上，不管。

What class is that?

那是什麼班？

Is that math class or what?

那是數學課還是什麼？

Is that biology?

這就是生物學嗎？

Biology, right?

生物學，對吧？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Good job.

做得好

I'm actually in biology.

其實我是學生物的。

That, of course, um, let us to dig up some conspiracy theory.

那，當然，嗯，讓我們去挖一些陰謀論。

And who better to help us with that than Lindsay Theory?

還有誰能比林賽理論更好地幫助我們呢？

Um, so we're told you looked into this tweet, and you have some theories of your own.

我們聽說你調查了這條微博 你有自己的一些理論

What can you tell us?

你能告訴我們什麼？

Well, Ashley, first of all, let me tell you that I didn't think about mitochondria much when I took 1/10 grade biology.

好吧，阿什利，首先，讓我告訴你，我沒有想到線粒體太多的時候，我把1/10年級的生物。

And I really wish after seeing JJ Watts tweet that I thought about it a little bit more, but Luckily, we do have the Google machine, and you better believe I went to it to help me come up with some conspiracy theories about where wa is headed.

而我真的希望在看到JJ Watts的推特後，我再多想一點，但幸運的是，我們有谷歌機器，你最好相信我去找它來幫我想出一些關於娃的陰謀論。

So let's started off mitochondria.

所以我們先從線粒體開始。

Well, they are the first energy source of a cell.

嗯，它們是細胞的第一能量來源。

And, well, let's guess who plays there.

還有，我們猜猜誰在那裡玩。

Click Cleveland Browns.

點擊克利夫蘭布朗隊。

Play at first Energy Stadium.

在第一能源體育場比賽。

So what do we think?

那我們怎麼看？

JJ Watt, a Cleveland Brown?

JJ Watt，克利夫蘭布朗人？

I against that logic, that's not a bad logical.

我反對這個邏輯，這個邏輯還不錯。

It's right there in front of you.

它就在你面前。

But we all know stadium names change every 34 years.

但我們都知道體育場的名字每34年就會改變一次。

So six months.

所以六個月。

It may not be first energy, but I kind of like the way, the way she's going with this.

這可能不是第一能量，但我有點喜歡她的方式，她的方式與此有關。

I actually make it three credits at University of Maryland.

其實我在馬里蘭大學是要修三個學分的。

Just listening to Lindsay Theory.

只是聽林賽理論。

Go through.

通過。

This one needs all of them.

這個需要所有的人。

I do.

我是這麼想的

Mm, Yeah, he's tweeting.

嗯，是的，他在發微博。

He's tweeting.

他在發微博。

So we got to live in the moment.

所以我們要活在當下。

FirstEnergy Stadium now.

第一能源體育場現。

All right, But we're gonna move on because that's not the only conspiracy theory I have Now.

好吧，但我們要繼續，因為這不是我現在唯一的陰謀論。

The Mitochondria Research Society is in Buffalo, New York.

線粒體研究會在紐約州的布法羅。

Who else is in Buffalo, New York?

還有誰在紐約水牛城？

Well, that is the home of the 2020 a f C East Champion.

嗯，那是2020年C東部冠軍的主場。

Buffalo Bills, Huh?

布法羅比爾，嗯？

I like it from 1/5 standpoint.

從1/5的角度來說，我喜歡它。

I think defensively, he gets right into that defensive line rotation.

我認為從防守上來說，他可以直接進入那個防線輪換。

Get some pressures in the NFC East, And why not go with Buffalo here?

在NFC東部獲得一些壓力，而這裡為什麼不選擇水牛城呢？

Taylor, You're shaking your head.

泰勒，你在搖頭。

Yeah, because that's not what this game is.

是啊，因為這不是這個遊戲的內容。

We're trying to buy into the conspiracy, but it just makes sense that can it not just makes sense.

我們是想買進這個陰謀，但它只是有道理，能不能不只是有道理。

Yeah, that's a good point.

是的，這是個好點子。

I just like when things don't make sense.

我只是喜歡事情沒有意義的時候。

We all know I don't know where the picture of the beans came from, but we all know your girl is a fan of beans.

我們都知道我不知道豆子的圖片從哪裡來的，但我們都知道你的女孩是個豆子迷。

We like this fit.

我們喜歡這種配合。

Mhm.

嗯

Mhm.

嗯

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Actually, you mentioned it.

事實上，你提到了。

Mitochondria look like beans.

線粒體看起來像豆子。

I didn't remember that, but that's what Google said.

我不記得了，但谷歌是這麼說的。

So there we have it.

所以，我們有了它。

Now what else looks like?

現在還有什麼樣子的？

Beans.

豆類。

Well, the Bills do have a prominent executive who has the last name.

好吧，比爾確實有一位著名的高管，他的姓氏是。

Bean.

嵛。

General manager Brandon Beane has the NFL executive of the year, so maybe it's the Bills.

總經理布蘭登-比恩獲得了NFL年度最佳執行官，所以也許是比爾。

Or I think there's a city, maybe Chicago Millennium Park.

或者我覺得有一個城市，也許是芝加哥千禧公園。

They have a very famous big, shiny metallic bean.

他們有一顆非常著名的大而亮的金屬豆。

So what do you think J.

那麼你覺得J。

J.

J.

Watt could be a Chicago bear?

瓦特可能是芝加哥熊？

I think I think Taylor's keying on this one, and I personally am a fair to just because of the hoops that we just jump through in order to get here.

我想我認為泰勒的關鍵在這一點上，我個人是一個公平的公正，因為我們只是跳過了一個個圈圈，為了到達這裡。

Like I'm just here for the most random of assortment of facts that we can get to get J.

就像我在這裡只是為了最隨機的各種事實，我們可以得到J。

J.

J.

Watt somewhere.

瓦特某處。

But the most important part to Chicago is what, Lindsay?

但芝加哥最重要的部分是什麼，林賽？

It's the fact that his lovely Mrs plays for the Chicago Red Stars in the NWSL.

是他可愛的太太在西北聯盟的芝加哥紅星隊效力。

So I actually think your conspiracy theory number 3 may have a little bit more legs to it because mitochondria has some legs.

所以我其實覺得你的陰謀論3號可能有更多的腿，因為線粒體有一些腿。

Right?

對吧？

No stretch, Thank you.

不，謝謝你。

Know what that was?

知道那是什麼嗎？

That was deep.

那是深。

I should have gone that far, and I didn't quite take my theory that far.

我應該走到這一步，我沒有完全把我的理論走到這一步。

But I'm glad you guys the first time I've ever found that out.

但我很高興你們是我第一次發現這個問題。

That went out for me.

那是為了我而去的。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

You're always here for something.

你總是在這裡的東西。

Let's get to the last one.

讓我們來看看最後一個。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Now stay with me.

現在跟著我。

It's a little long winded, but powerhouse, obviously, that was a key word in JJ Watts.

雖然有點長篇大論，但實力派，顯然是JJ沃茲的一個關鍵詞。

Tweet.

鳴叫。

Now, what is already looking at Jim's?

現在，什麼已經在看吉姆的？

Perhaps in Pittsburgh.

也許在匹茲堡。

We know he's very strong, very muscular.

我們知道他很強壯，肌肉很發達。

And, yes, they do have a powerhouse gym.

是的，他們確實有一個強大的健身房。

It's only a short 20 minutes away.

只有短短的20分鐘路程。

Maybe not including the snow from Heinz Field, where the Pittsburgh Steelers play.

也許不包括匹茲堡鋼人隊比賽的海因茨球場的雪。

And mitochondria, of course, are the first energy source of a cell.

而線粒體，當然是細胞的第一能量來源。

And there's already a cell of what brothers, Of course, Derrick and TJ in Pittsburgh, who need maybe their first source of energy.

匹茲堡的Derrick和TJ兄弟已經有了一個細胞，當然，他們也許需要第一個能量來源。

Of course, that was Big Brother JJ to power them to a Super Bowl.

當然，那是JJ大哥給他們動力，讓他們打進超級盃。

See, this is like the perfect level of both absurdity and common sense.

你看，這就像是荒謬和常識的完美程度。

Like we got family there and then we're just talking about a random gym down the street.

就像我們有家人在那裡，然後我們只是在談論一個隨機的健身房在街上。

Why not?

為什麼不呢？

It makes too much sense, right?

這也太有道理了吧？

I just love all the scribbling all around the graphic because everything somehow is connected.

我只是喜歡圖形周圍所有的塗鴉，因為一切都以某種方式連接起來。

But, Lindsay, we appreciate your research, and I have a feeling we're gonna need you back for many different things in the future.

但是，林賽，我們很感謝你的研究， 我有一種感覺，我們會需要你回來 在許多不同的事情在未來。

You good with that?

你能接受嗎？

Mhm.

嗯

Mhm.

嗯

I'm good with that.

我可以接受

I'm always good on the Google, and once in a while I can retain information that I learned in high school.

我的谷歌一直很好用，偶爾還能保留高中時的資訊。

We love it.

我們喜歡它。

Lindsay Theory, With our conspiracy theories.

林賽理論，與我們的陰謀論。

Thanks so much for joining Sports Nation.

非常感謝你加入《體育國家》。

Thank you for watching ESPN on YouTube for live streaming sports and premium content.

感謝您在YouTube上觀看ESPN的體育直播和優質內容。

Subscribe to ESPN plus.

訂閱ESPN加。