There you are.

找到你啦。

We are officially Facebook friends.

我們正式成為臉書上的朋友。

Sweet!

讚喔！

So, I guess I’ll catch up soon!

所以我想就先這樣囉，我會給你傳簡訊的！

Alright, cool!

好啊，太棒了！

- Catch you soon. - Alright, bye!

- 回頭見啦。- 好啊，掰拉！

Tiffany!

Tiffany！

Oh, it’s you.

是你啊。

It’s me, Berry

是我，Berry。

Right, right.

我記得阿。

Ahh, I’ll buy you a drink?

可以請你喝一杯嗎？

Why not?

有何不可？

Two Vodka Gimlets.

兩杯伏特加雞尾酒。

- Here you go! - Thank you!

- 給你！- 謝謝！

Hmm. I love Vodka Gimlets

我愛伏特加雞尾酒。

Me too!

我也是！

Uhh, what’s up with this music? I mean what happened to the good old days? You know like a... Sinatra.

這音樂怎麼搞的？ 我是說那些好聽的老歌呢？ 你知道的，像是… Sinatra。

I love Frank Sinatra.

我超愛 Frank Sinatra。

Oh, it kinda reminds me of my favorite quotes... ahh, "You are the music while the music lasts."

這讓我想到我最愛的名言：「當音樂響起你就是那音樂」。

Huh! T.S. Elliot.

那是 T.S. Elliot 說的。

Oh my God!

我的天啊！

- The one and only. - Yes!

- 他是獨一無二的。- 對阿！

Oh, Hina just Facebook chatted.

Hina 剛剛密我。

Really?When was the last time you guys spoke?

真假？你們最後一次聊天是何時？

Not since we broke up.

我們分手後就沒聊過了。

Wait. You told her we moved in?

等等？你告訴她我們搬家了?

I didn’t tell her anything.

我什麼都沒說。

Winky face, huh?

眨眼符號？

What’s that?

那是什麼？

My mom just friended me.

我媽剛加我好友。

Man, my mom keeps sending me friend request.

老兄，我媽一直要加我好友。

Will I accept?

我要接受嗎？

Dude, don’t do it.

老兄，不要好嗎。

I don’t have anything bad out in Facebook.

我在臉書上沒什麼不能讓她知道的。

I think I’m just gonna accept it.

我想我加好了。

Hey, Dad!

嗨，爸！

You had to accept your mother’s friend request, huh?

你要加你媽朋友的好友，懂嗎？

What? Why?

什麼？為什麼？

Is that my sister?

那是我妹妹嗎？

You are sick, sick man!

你真的很噁心！

What, no no!

什麼，不是啦！

Do not touch with your disgusting hands.

不要用你的髒手碰我。

No, no. I’m sleeping so sometimes when I sleep, I just grab.

不是這樣的，我睡覺有時候會抓癢一下。

What’s wrong?

怎麼了啦？

That’s my sister!

那是我妹耶！

That was your sister?

那是你妹？

Girl, I thought that was...

我還以為那是…

Thought that was who?

你以為是誰啊？

Oh, in this restaurant?

在這餐廳？

I will be right back.

我馬上回來。

Why would I miss you?

憑什麼我會想你？

Baby, will you marry me?

寶貝妳願意嫁給我嗎？

Bingo!

好耶！

Hey! Lindsey, how is it going?

嗨！Lindsey 妳好嗎？

Really?

搞什麼？

What?

幹嘛？

What, if you don’t want me to come to Tutti Fruti then don’t check-in at Tutti Fruti!

妳不想要我來 Tutti Fruti，那妳就不要標註妳在這啊。

- I wanna be with you forever. - Go away!

- 我想永遠跟妳在一起。- 走開啦！

Come on!

拜託！