More people are staying home.

越來越多的人呆在家裡。

That makes sense, right?

這是有道理的，對嗎？

And guess what they're doing.

你猜他們在做什麼？

They're staying home.

他們呆在家裡。

And according to studies, they're eating cereal for breakfast.

而根據研究，他們早餐吃的是麥片。

This is all true.

這都是事實。

A lot of people eating cereal, and as a result, there's a nationwide shortage of grape nuts.

很多人吃麥片，結果全國範圍內都缺葡萄果。

Cereal.

穀類。

It's kind of surprising.

這是一種令人驚訝的。

Well, what did you just say?

那麼，你剛才說什麼？

I said, It's kind of surprising that all these people know not that park Goddammit, What did you say about grape nuts?

我說，這些人竟然都不知道那個公園，該死的，你說什麼葡萄果？

Oh, well, it's a true story.

哦，好吧，這是一個真實的故事。

It actually made the New York Times check it out.

居然讓《紐約時報》查到了。

The company that makes great nuts said there's a product shortage because they've actually had a problem.

做棒棒糖的公司說產品短缺，是因為他們真的出現了問題。

Yeah, of course there is.

是的，當然有。

I mean, I should have seen this coming.

我的意思是，我應該預見到這一點。

Oh, you really screwed the pooch this time, Andy.

哦，你這次真的搞砸了，安迪。

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

愚蠢，愚蠢，愚蠢。

It's fine, Andy.

沒事的，安迪。

It's just cereal, just a serial.

只是麥片，只是一個連環畫。

I defy you to find anything as loud and is painful to eat with less flavor than grape nuts.

我不服氣，你還能找到什麼東西比葡萄籽聲音大，吃起來痛快，味道還不如葡萄籽。

There's no other breakfast food in the world that makes me wonder if I'm swallowing my own teeth and go on name and other cereal that you can use to start a Terreri.

世界上沒有其他的早餐食品，讓我懷疑自己是不是在吞牙，去名字和其他麥片，你可以用它來啟動一個Terreri。

Um, alright, sure.

嗯，好吧，當然。

Andy, you're right.

安迪，你是對的。

Grape nuts does all those things.

葡萄果能做這些事情。

But what are you doing now, Andy?

但你現在在做什麼，安迪？

I'm trying to score a few boxes on the dark Web.

我想在暗網上進幾個箱子。

Damn it!

該死的！

It's too late.

太晚了

There's nothing left with heroin.

海洛因已經沒有什麼了。

Add to cart.

添加到購物車。

Oh, come on, Andy.

哦，來吧，安迪。

You're overreacting to this whole thing.

你對這件事反應過度了。

Look, it's not just me.

你看，這不僅僅是我。

It's the 50,000 users who follow my daily instagram feed.

就是每天關注我instagram的5萬用戶。

Great nuts, sunsets.

偉大的堅果，日落。

See, that's in Fiji.

看，那是在斐濟。

And that is Kilimanjaro in the background.

而背景就是乞力馬扎羅山。

Wow, That's beautiful, Andy.

哇，那是美麗的，安迪。

But don't you think it's time to move on?

但你不覺得是時候繼續前進了嗎？

Well, it's easy for you to say.

好吧，你說的很容易。

You've never loved anything the way I've loved grape nuts.

你從來沒有像我喜歡葡萄果那樣喜歡任何東西。

I have two Children.

我有兩個孩子。

Well, I hope you hug him tonight because I just learned your life can change in an instant.

好吧，我希望你今晚能抱抱他，因為我剛剛知道你的生活可以在瞬間改變。

One minute you're sitting pretty with a belly full of undigested ble grape nuts and then bam!

前一分鐘，你還坐在漂亮的肚子裡，滿滿的都是未消化的葡萄籽，然後咣噹一聲!

Darkness.

黑暗。

I hate you!

我恨你！

God!

天啊！

Hey, Andy.

嘿，安迪。

Good news.

好消息。

According to this article, the grape nuts shortages only till March.

根據這篇文章，葡萄籽的短缺只到3月。

You'll have your grape nuts back next month.

下個月你就可以拿回你的葡萄果了。

Yeah, Thanks a lot, Conan, but I'm not waiting around to get my heart broken.

是啊，謝謝你，柯南，但我可不想等著被傷透心。

again.

再次。

I'm making my own grape nuts cereal out of peanut shells and coffee grounds.

我在用花生殼和咖啡渣做自己的葡萄堅果麥片。

Okay, Well Oh, my God.

好吧，好吧，哦，我的上帝。

That hooks hurt bad.

那鉤子傷得很重。

Oh, Andy.

哦，安迪。

Now this magazines fake, We made it for the skin.

現在這本雜誌是假的，我們是為皮膚做的。

Hey, we got a great show.

嘿，我們有一個偉大的節目。

Colin Quinn's gonna be joining us.

科林-奎恩會加入我們的行列。

We'll take a break.

我們要休息一下。

We'll be right back.

我們馬上回來。

Richter, your Kuku.

里克特，你的庫庫。

You bet you go at.

你打賭，你去在。