Name: 安迪是憤怒的葡萄堅果短缺 - CONAN在TBS的 (Andy Is Furious About The Grape-Nuts Shortage - CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2021-02-24T18:56:45.000Z
Duration: 2 min 52 s

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And according to studies, they're eating cereal for breakfast.

而根據研究，他們早餐吃的是麥片。

A lot of people eating cereal, and as a result, there's a nationwide shortage of grape nuts.

很多人吃麥片，結果全國範圍內都缺葡萄果。

I said, It's kind of surprising that all these people know not that park Goddammit, What did you say about grape nuts?

我說，這些人竟然都不知道那個公園，該死的，你說什麼葡萄果？

哦，好吧，這是一個真實的故事。

It actually made the New York Times check it out.

The company that makes great nuts said there's a product shortage because they've actually had a problem.

做棒棒糖的公司說產品短缺，是因為他們真的出現了問題。

我的意思是，我應該預見到這一點。

Oh, you really screwed the pooch this time, Andy.

哦，你這次真的搞砸了，安迪。

I defy you to find anything as loud and is painful to eat with less flavor than grape nuts.

我不服氣，你還能找到什麼東西比葡萄籽聲音大，吃起來痛快，味道還不如葡萄籽。

There's no other breakfast food in the world that makes me wonder if I'm swallowing my own teeth and go on name and other cereal that you can use to start a Terreri.

世界上沒有其他的早餐食品，讓我懷疑自己是不是在吞牙，去名字和其他麥片，你可以用它來啟動一個Terreri。

I'm trying to score a few boxes on the dark Web.

It's the 50,000 users who follow my daily instagram feed.

就是每天關注我instagram的5萬用戶。

And that is Kilimanjaro in the background.

But don't you think it's time to move on?

但你不覺得是時候繼續前進了嗎？

You've never loved anything the way I've loved grape nuts.

你從來沒有像我喜歡葡萄果那樣喜歡任何東西。

Well, I hope you hug him tonight because I just learned your life can change in an instant.

好吧，我希望你今晚能抱抱他，因為我剛剛知道你的生活可以在瞬間改變。

One minute you're sitting pretty with a belly full of undigested ble grape nuts and then bam!

前一分鐘，你還坐在漂亮的肚子裡，滿滿的都是未消化的葡萄籽，然後咣噹一聲!

According to this article, the grape nuts shortages only till March.

根據這篇文章，葡萄籽的短缺只到3月。

You'll have your grape nuts back next month.

下個月你就可以拿回你的葡萄果了。

Yeah, Thanks a lot, Conan, but I'm not waiting around to get my heart broken.

是啊，謝謝你，柯南，但我可不想等著被傷透心。

I'm making my own grape nuts cereal out of peanut shells and coffee grounds.

我在用花生殼和咖啡渣做自己的葡萄堅果麥片。

Now this magazines fake, We made it for the skin.

現在這本雜誌是假的，我們是為皮膚做的。

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