Wario

拉斯普丁

try messing with the Mad Monk

對決

you’ll be sorry, yo

史達林

how many dictators does it take

開始

to turn an empire

鬍子不錯喔

into a union of ruinous states

壞利歐

it’s a disgrace

想跟我這瘋僧鬥

what you did to your own people

你會後悔唷

your Daddy beat you like a dog

需要多少個獨裁者

and now you’re evil

才能把一個帝國

you’re from Georgia

變成一坨廢物聯邦

sweet Georgia

欺壓自己的人民

and the history books unfold ya

真是有夠丟臉

as a messed up mutha fucka

被老爸當狗來打

bent in the mind

難怪這麼邪惡

who built a superpower

你來自喬治亞

but he paid the price

美麗的喬治亞

with the endless destruction

歷史紀載的很清楚

of Russian lives

說你變態神經

if you're the man of steel

心理有病

I spit kryptonite

為建立超級強權

big dick mystic

卻付出慘痛代價

known to hypnotize

造成俄羅斯全國

I could end you with a whisper

生靈塗炭

to your wife

你稱自己鋼鐵之人

Look into my eyes you perverted witch

我吐你滿臉氪里普奈

see the soul of the man

超屌神人就要

who made Mother Russia his bitch

施展催眠大法

you think I give a fuck about my wife?

對你老婆下咒

my own son got locked up in prison

讓你痛苦難捱

and I didn’t save his life

看著我的眼睛，你這變態妖巫

you got off

好好看看駕馭

easy when they pickled that moose cock

俄羅斯祖國的男人的靈魂

I’d leave your neck in a noose

你以為我會在乎我老婆？

in a trench and shot

連我兒子都被抓去坐牢

your whole family

我根本不管他死活

shot

你只被

all your wizard friends

閹掉拿去泡酒，算是便宜你

shot

我會把你絞刑

anyone who sold you pierogi

活埋、然後槍斃

shot

你全家人

starve you for days til you waste away

槍斃

I even crush mother fuckers

你的巫師朋友

when I’m laid in state

槍斃

pride of Lenin took Trotsky

還有賣水餃給你的人

out of the picture

通通槍斃

drop the hammer on you harder

餓你幾天讓你骨瘦如柴

than I bitch slapped Hitler

連死我死了被瞻仰

I have no pride for you

都能壓垮你

who ruined everything my revolution

我讓列寧感到驕傲

was doing to stop the bourgeoisie

幹掉對手托洛斯基

I fought the bondage of classes

用鐵鎚砸爛你

the proletariat masses

比呼希特勒巴掌還大力

have brought me here to spit a thesis

我才沒有以你為傲

against both of your asses

你毀了我的革命

let me start with you there

我本來是要阻止資產階級

Frankenstein

我奮力打垮階級差異

looking like something out of R.L. Stine

無產階級支持我

it’s hip hop chowder red over white

站出來用這些議題

cause the Tsar’s wife can’t do shit tonight

來教訓你們兩個北七

and Joseph you were supposed to be

就從你來開始

my right hand man

科學怪人

but your loyalty shriveled up

你根本就是恐怖小說跑出來

like your right hand man

這碗嘻哈雜燴，紅潮壓過白

our whole future was bright

沙皇的老婆，今晚救你不來

you let your heart grow dark

然後約瑟夫，你本來該成為

and stopped the greatest revolution

我的心腹

since the birth of Marx

但你的忠誠度就像

Did somebody say birthmarks?

你的右手一樣乾枯

yo I’m the host with the most Glasnost

我們的前途本來一片光明

assholes made a mess

但是你的心腸卻轉向黑暗

and the war got cold

馬克思誕生以來最偉大的革命

shook hands with both Ronalds

就這樣完蛋

Reagan and McDonald's

叩叩叩叩

no doubt

有人提到胎記嗎？

if your name end with ‘in’

我是改革開放的主持人

time to get out

混蛋們留下一堆爛攤

I had the balls to let

連戰爭也變得冷酷

Baryshnikov dance playa

和兩個隆納先生都握過手

tore down that wall

雷根和麥當勞

like the Kool-Aid man

沒錯

Oh Yeah!

如果你名字結尾有in

you two need yoga

最好快滾

you need a shower

我猛到讓

and you all need to learn

巴瑞希尼可夫為我跳舞

how to handle real power

我拆牆的功力

did somebody say real power?

可強過邱議瑩

Da

喔耶！

you want to mess with me?

你們兩個應該練練瑜珈

I spit hot borsch

你快去洗澡

when I’m crushing these beats

你們全部都該學學

blow it up like a tuba

如何掌握至高的權力

while I’m balling in Cuba

有人提到至高的權力嗎？

doing judo moves and schooling

沒錯

every communist sukkah

你們想要跟我作對？

I’m a president in my prime

我唱出燙嘴的歌詞

my enemies don’t distract me

掌握歌曲的節奏

the last man who attacked me

不只歌喉震撼全場

lived a half life

我還拜訪了古巴

so comrade come at me

露幾手柔道招數

you don’t what you’re doing

教教你們這些共產王八

when you try to bust a rhyme

我是總統我最屌

against a mind like Putin

我的敵人根本無法讓我分心

you’ll find that the ex-KGB

上一個攻擊我的人

is the best MC

最後半死不活

in the ex-CCCP

所以同志，有種就來