What?

Oh, FU?

That wasn't even there before.

Pass, no.

I refuse.

okay, check point.

F, aah.

Do, do, Oh, what the hell was that?

Bugger, bugger.

Come on.

[LAUGH]

I got a life to live.

This isn't fair to me.

[SOUND]

I, I might have a family some day.

Oh, God.

How do I even get past this one?

I don't even know.

[SOUND]

Oh, fuck.

Ha ha

[LAUGH].

[SOUND]

This isn't right.

Why do I have to go through these things for your entertainment.

I didn't even.

>> Go back.

>> I didn't even touch it.

>> [LAUGH].

[LAUGH]

hawk.

[SOUND]

I'm okay.

Alright, I'm okay I just.

I did not know that was going to happen.

[SOUND]

Aah!

It's all one big booby trap.

Fuck you.

[MUSIC]

Awe, ball.

Aah!

[NOISE]

Ball.

Aah!

He wasn't even near it.

Yeah.

Aah!

[NOISE]

Aah!

What?

Double?

What's the point of doing double?

Aah!

Aah!

[NOISE]

Aah!

Oh my god.

Ooh!

Wasn't even near it.

Aah!

[NOISE]

Aah!

[SOUND]

Aah!

I knew it was going to be tricksies.

I am so angry.

I am frackie, turning French.

100th death.

[SOUND]

Yeah.

Aw.

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

huh, huh huh

[NOISE]

huh yeah, go over, oh I was going to go over it.

Ahh, no, ahh, oh,

[SOUND]

[SOUND]

splat.

Gah,

[MUSIC]

I'm uhh, okay, now drop.

Fuck.

Aah!

[NOISE]

[SOUND]

Well.

Aah!

Okay.

There's a big, open area here.

[MUSIC]

What's going on?

You son of a bitch.

[SOUND]

Whoa whoa.

Wawa I wasn't even near it.

[NOISE]

So much anger!

Aah, aah,

[NOISE]

aah, alright.

No, no, oh, fuck.

Oh, oh,

how was it, god.

[MUSIC]

Oh, oh, aah, fuck you.

Ohh, eh,

What, that was new.

They take our potatos,

[SOUND]

what the fucking hell, i am so close, i got!

Continue with the bouncing strategy, fudge.

[LAUGH]

[MUSIC]

You son of a bitch, that's a trap.

That's a trap.

draw, draw a trap.

Everything is a trap.

[MUSIC]

Fuck you, there is a trap!

[SOUND].

There's a trap.

[NOISE]

[MUSIC]

[NOISE]

[MUSIC]

[NOISE]

[MUSIC]

[NOISE]

[MUSIC]

And, then, stay here, and then jump over, and then jump.

[MUSIC]

And, fuck, I'm going to die.

You son of a bitch.

All right, I'm dead.

Ba boo ba da.

All right, I'm just going to jump for it.

[NOISE]

Well that was wrong.

Aah!

[NOISE]

Aah!

Aah!

Rableloo bey!

Aah Aah!

[NOISE]

Oh, no!

No.

[MUSIC]

[SOUND]

My life is filled with such pain.

[NOISE]

I wasn't even near him.

Is that going to be enough?

[MUSIC]

I don't care, here I go,

[NOISE]

oh, my god.

Oh, no.

God.

Get out of there Mario!

[LAUGH]

[SOUND]

Fucking hell.

Come on, Mario, do it.

No, don't, don't.

Did it!

[MUSIC]

Touch it, you stupid asshole.

[MUSIC]

No, go.

Stop with the music.

No!

[NOISE]

No.

I did it again Piss.

Why?

It was almost stuffed.

[SOUND]

Why is this going on?

[MUSIC]

Wow, that's a

[LAUGH]

...Okay, corner.

Oh.

Hump.

Bounce off the top.

[SOUND]

Fudge.

Oh, oh.

Ha ha

[LAUGH].

No.

Why Mario?

Stop greasing your feet.

[MUSIC]

This is what happens.

No

[NOISE].

Yay.

Well, what the tent's in Magoo.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

[MUSIC]

[LAUGH]

Yes.

Yes!

[MUSIC]

Oh God.

No.

Go live.

[COUGH]

No!

[LAUGH]

You bitch.

No!

No!

[NOISE]

Noooo!

Oh, my God.

Please tell me.

[NOISE]

No.

It's hopeless.

My whole method.

It's hopeless.

I can't make that jump.

I was a mile off.

[MUSIC]

My whole life is a lie.

Everything I've done is meaningless.

[MUSIC]

Torn down like the pillars of society.

Aah!

[NOISE]

This has been the Unfair Mario Compilation.

[MUSIC]

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[MUSIC]

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[MUSIC]

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Buh bye

[MUSIC]