Let's face it, they look like my high school team right now.

面對現實吧，他們現在就像我的高中隊。

They're not gonna be able to take on the Cleveland Cavaliers.

他們不可能對克利夫蘭騎士動手。

I wish Connor McGregor luck.

我祝康納-麥格雷戈好運。

I hope he doesn't tap out like you did before.

我希望他不要像你之前那樣拍拍屁股走人。

You can't win the argument.

你贏不了這場爭論。

Just shut your mouth, talking arrogant.

你就閉上你的嘴吧，說得很囂張。

I'm like I am on Monday night.

我就像週一晚上的我。

Thank you very much, sweetheart.

非常感謝你，親愛的。

Welcome to your debut.

歡迎來到你的處女作。

It gets me angry.

這讓我很生氣。

My when people start yapping their gums about the Cleveland Cavaliers.

當人們開始對克里夫蘭騎士隊大發雷霆時，我的。

That's the wind, baby.

那是風，寶貝。

That's the wind.

那是風。

Welcome.

歡迎你的到來

Welcome to Sports Nation Way We're so excited to welcome back Sports nation legend The star of Monday Night Raw The Miss Miss Welcome back Thank you so much.

歡迎來到體育民族之路 我們很高興地歡迎體育民族的傳奇人物週一夜生的明星小姐小姐歡迎回來 非常感謝。

It is an honor to be back.

能回來是我的榮幸。

I'm excited to be here, Sports Nation.

我很高興來到這裡，體育國家隊。

I had so much fun whenever I would co hosted just talking sports, being able to cut pro most left and right.

每當我會聯合主持只是談體育的時候，我就很開心，能夠最左右的切入專業。

It's nonstop action and it's just an honor to be back on Sports Nation once again.

這是不間斷的行動，能再次回到《體育國家》，真是榮幸。

So thank you very much.

所以非常感謝你。

We'll welcome back, Mrs.

我們會歡迎你回來的，夫人。

Now everything's downhill now that we've done that and got that out of way.

現在一切都在往下走了，現在我們已經完成了這個任務，把這個事情解決了。

Let's get right into it because I enjoy a good chess move as I like Strategic Re and our strategy, however you want to phrase it and I wanna look atyou Mr Money in the bank for opting out of the elimination chamber match.

讓我們開始吧，因為我喜歡下好棋，因為我喜歡戰略再保險和我們的戰略，不管你怎麼說，我想看看你的錢先生選擇退出淘汰賽的銀行。

Why?

為什麼？

Because I'm a genius?

因為我是個天才？

Because I'm smart because I'm a strategist and nobody thinks above and beyond me.

因為我很聰明，因為我是一個戰略家，沒有人的思維能超越我。

I have a contract that states the money in the bank contract.

我有一份合同，上面寫著銀行合同中的錢。

It states that I can cash in this contract anytime, anywhere against the W W E or Universal champion anytime I want.

上面寫著，我可以隨時隨地兌現這份合同，隨時隨地對抗W W E或環球冠軍。

So let's say there this Sunday is elimination chamber and I am part of this match.

所以我們說這個週日是淘汰賽，我是這場比賽的一部分。

The elimination chamber match is one of the most brutal matches you could possibly be a part of.

淘汰賽室賽是你可能參與的最殘酷的比賽之一。

And there are six competitors in this match and they're going to be put each other through hell.

而這場比賽有六名選手，他們要讓對方下地獄。

Why would I opt out of this?

我為什麼要選擇退出呢？

Of course I'm gonna opt out of it because then I could have those people just brutalize each other, hurt one another and then at the end of the day, whoever the W w e champion is, I can cash in my money in the bank contract being 100%.

當然，我會選擇退出，因為這樣我就可以讓這些人互相殘殺，互相傷害，然後在一天結束的時候，不管誰是W w e冠軍，我都可以兌現我的錢在銀行合同是100％。

Those guys are not gonna be 1%.

這些人不會是1%。

They're barely gonna be 20%.

他們幾乎不會是20%。

This is a great opportune time for the miss to become WWF champion.

這是小姐成為WWF冠軍的大好時機。

Not on Lee, because it is, well, a time for me to cash in.

不在李，因為現在，是我兌現的時候。

But WrestleMania we're on the road to WrestleMania.

但摔跤比賽我們在通往摔跤比賽的路上。

April 10th and 11th is WrestleMania.

4月10日和11日是摔角狂歡節。

It's gonna be airing live on Peacock.

這將是孔雀臺的直播。

Yes.

是的，我知道

You heard it, right?

你聽到了吧？

Peacock.

孔雀。

The streaming service from NBC bought W W E network.

NBC的流媒體服務收購了W W E網絡。

So it will be streaming there.

所以會在那裡流轉。

And I wanna walk into WrestleMania as W W e champion.

我想以WW冠軍的身份走進摔角狂熱。

See he right back to cutting promo like, Right, right back.

看他又開始做宣傳了，對，又開始了。

Get it?

明白了嗎？

I a man.

我是個男人

That tempo never died down.

這個節奏一直沒有消停過。

Now, Miss, we understand that you are must see TV.

現在，小姐，我們明白，你是必看的電視。

We understand that Mrs TV is also must see TV.

據我們瞭解，太太電視也是必看的電視。

But I believe the Cleveland Browns may have even outranked that.

但我相信，克利夫蘭布朗隊的實力可能甚至超過了這一點。

So how did you feel being the Cleveland passionate fan that you are about that run that the Browns had through the playoffs?

那麼作為克利夫蘭的熱情球迷，你對布朗隊在季後賽中的那場比賽有什麼感受呢？

This was one of the most fun years I have had.

這是我度過的最有趣的一年。

And I could say a lot since I've been in elementary school.

而我從上小學開始就可以說很多話了。

I remember being in elementary school and singing Bernet Bernet.

我記得上小學的時候，還唱過《伯內伯外》。

Whoa, baby boy.

哇，寶貝兒子。

Uh, Bernet Bernet.

呃，Bernet Bernet。

Now I now I was watching this team and you have to understand, like we always lost the close games.

我現在看這支球隊，你要明白，就像我們總是輸掉激烈的比賽。

I felt like we were like the Los Angeles Chargers, where we're always in the game.

我覺得我們就像洛杉磯充電器，我們總是在比賽中。

And then in the end, we figure out a way to lose that game and end up being like five and 11, 6 and 10.

然後在最後，我們想辦法輸掉了那場比賽，最後就像5和11，6和10。

It was just horrible.

真是太可怕了。

Upon horrible about horrible Kevin stuff, Fancy comes in and literally changes the entire mentality off this team.

當可怕的關於可怕的凱文的東西，Fancy來了，真的改變了整個心態關閉這個團隊。

This team is a winning mentality now and now I look at them and I go.

這支球隊現在是一種勝利的心態，現在我看著他們，我就去。

Not only did we beat the Steelers in the regular season game the last game, but we also beat him in our playoff game, the first playoff game that we've won in a very, very long time.

我們不僅在上一場的常規賽中擊敗了鋼人隊，而且還在我們的季後賽中擊敗了他，這是我們在非常非常長的時間裡贏得的第一場季後賽。

I think we're ready.

我想我們已經準備好了

We're prime were set.

我們是首要的被設置。

We know how to win.

我們知道怎麼贏。

We've been to the playoffs next year, we're going to the Super Bowl, and you know who I think we're going up against?

我們已經進入了明年的季後賽，我們將進入超級碗，你知道我認為我們的對手是誰嗎？

I think we're going up against the Los Angeles Rams.

我想我們要面對的是洛杉磯公羊隊。

Oh, I think Matt Stafford going to Los Angeles Rams is the missing link that they needed to be a contender for the e want you to give us an awesome pitch for J.

我覺得馬特-斯塔福德去洛杉磯公羊隊是缺失的一環，他們需要成為一個競爭者，他們要你給我們一個J的超棒的建議。

J.

J.

Watt to go to the Browns.

瓦特要去布朗隊。

You wanna win a Super Bowl?

你想贏得超級碗？

You want a team with a winning mentality?

你要的是一支具有勝利心態的球隊？

Are you sick and tired of losing and losing upon losing?

你是否厭倦了輸了又輸的日子？

Do you want a city that is behind you?

你想擁有一座在你身後的城市嗎？

100%?

100%?

You did a wonders.

你做了一個奇蹟。

Amazing things for the Houston Texans for the city of Houston.

休斯敦德州人的驚人之舉，為休斯敦市。

You've done so many charities.

你做了這麼多的慈善事業。

I've watched you raise money for the city.

我看著你為這座城市籌集資金。

You know what other city would love toe?

你知道還有哪個城市會愛上它嗎？

Have you?

你有嗎？

That would embrace everything that J.

這將包含J的一切。

J.

J.

Watt has.

瓦特已經。

And not only that, you need to go against your brother and beat your brother down twice.

不僅如此，你還需要和你的兄弟對著幹，把你的兄弟打倒兩次。

Ah, year.

啊，年。

How much can we offer you?

我們能給你多少錢？

Whatever you need.

無論你需要什麼。

We got it.

我們得到了它。

We got the money.

我們拿到錢了

We got the traffics.

我們得到的流量。

We got everything that you need.

我們有你需要的一切。

That Cleveland needs to win a Super Bowl.

克利夫蘭需要贏得超級碗。

Come to Cleveland, J.

來克利夫蘭，J。

J.

J.

Watt.

瓦特

And you too will be s o and have a Super Bowl ring.

而你也會成為S O，並擁有一枚超級碗戒指。

Oh, Okay.

哦，好吧。

That was really good, Mike.

這真的很好，邁克。

Really, really good.

真的，真的很好。

Promo e really liked it.

宣傳片e真的很喜歡。

I really like Oh, I'm sorry.

我很喜歡 "哦，對不起"。

I call you Mike.

我叫你邁克

I didn't I would hate to call you something You don't like to be called on Sports Nation.

我沒有，我不喜歡叫你什麼，你不喜歡被叫到體育國家。

That's my bad.

這是我的錯。

I'm so sorry.

我很抱歉

I'm fine being called Mike the Miss.

我很好被稱為邁克的小姐。

It is wonderful to see you again.

能再次見到你真是太好了。

I don't think it's so good to see you to the last interview we did on Sports Nation s O.

我不認為這是很好的看到你到最後的採訪，我們做了體育國家的O。

Do you do remember that I just had just one question.

你還記得我只有一個問題嗎？

I don't want to keep you because, yeah, I don't want to keep you too long, but I was just wondering if it ever, like, keeps you up at night or bothers you.

我不想留著你，因為，是的，我不想留著你太久， 但我只是想知道，如果它曾經一樣，讓你在夜間或困擾你。

But the only reason anybody invites you to do anything is because you're pretending to be someone that you're not.

但之所以有人邀請你去做任何事 是因為你假裝成了一個你不是的人。

And they like that person.

而且他們喜歡那個人。

Well, you know, since I was on the real world about 20 years ago, I was the outcast.

嗯，你知道，因為我是在現實世界 大約20年前，我是被拋棄的。

Nobody liked me.

沒有人喜歡我。

Everybody hated me because I'm loud, obnoxious, egotistical, arrogant, all the above.

每個人都討厭我，因為我嗓門大，討厭，自負，傲慢，以上種種。

And I created this character called the Miz, where I could, like, kind of just say whatever I wanted whenever I wanted.

我創造了一個叫米茲的角色 我可以隨時隨地想說什麼就說什麼

And more people respected him than they did me as Mike.

而且更多的人尊重他，而不是我這個邁克。

So I kind of have developed this character all the way through for about 20 years, and I've been doing quite well with it.

所以我算是把這個角色一路發展了20年，我一直都挺好的。

Yeah, it's very convincing.

是的，這很有說服力。

It's very, very convincing.

這是非常非常有說服力的。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Thank you.

謝謝你了

You're welcome.

不客氣

So just so just so the missing Katie understand?

所以只是這樣只是這樣失蹤的凱蒂明白嗎？

I will explain what the real world is.

我將解釋什麼是真實的世界。

Trevor and Tony.

特雷弗和託尼

Because neither one of them was alive.

因為他們兩個人都沒有活著。

Real world.

真實的世界。

It's not it.

這不是它。

Let's not Thank you, guys.

我們不要感謝你，夥計們。

Thank you, miss.

謝謝你，小姐。

Thank you, Can Mike.

謝謝你，坎-麥克。