Name: 滿足口袋先生 - 布拉克和兒子（第二季，第7集）。 (Meet Mr. Pockets - Blark and Son (Season 2, Ep. 7))
Uploaded: 2021-02-20T18:21:18.000Z
Duration: 11 min 19 s

- What you think smoking hot babe did a dude with a kids room?

- 你覺得抽菸的辣妹做了一個帶孩子房間的男人嗎？

所以今晚，在我們的史詩般的男人之夜，

You, me and Zeke are going to become men.

你、我和齊克都要成為男人了。

And it all starts by turning this little boy's room

而這一切都從改變這個小男孩的房間開始。

Nothing says man cave like a sexy-ass cartoon girl

沒有什麼比一個性感的卡通女孩更適合男人的洞穴了。

that skews our perception of how real women look.

歪曲了我們對女性真實面貌的看法。

- Dang Junior, you have been extra spicy lately.

- 奶奶和史黛西在同一個屋簷下。

And I'm the goddam rodeo clown getting bragged on.

而我就是那個被人吹噓的該死的競技小丑。

- Dudes, I found some crazy porn on the dark web

- 夥計們，我在暗網發現了一些瘋狂的色情片。

or as it's called in my country, the regular internet.

laser tagging with Fletch, Zeke and Clutch

與Fletch，Zeke和Clutch的脈衝光標籤。

and Junior, now daddy wants his box wine.

和少年，現在爸爸要他的盒酒。

I want to get a sunburn from all the radiating heat off

我想晒傷，因為所有的輻射熱量關閉。

You and I were closer than a sock and a shoe.

你和我的關係比襪子和鞋子還親密。

Sweet heavenly biscuits, how you've grown.

甜甜的天堂餅乾，你是如何成長的。

I missed you more than a dried up sunflower

- Mr. Pockets, I really want to hang with you,

- 口袋先生，我真的很想和你一起玩。

but you kind of caught me at a weird time.

但你那種抓住我 在一個奇怪的時間。

Just wait here for like one second and I will be right back.

就在這裡等一秒鐘，我馬上回來。

- Dang Junior, you are pushing the man-o-meter to 11.

- 堂堂的Junior，你把人際關係表推到了11。

- You look like cool guy who stands at my country border

- 你看起來就像一個站在我國家邊境的酷哥

以使我們從外面看起來很有趣。

This file is 752 gigs of pure crash porn mayhem.

這個文件是752gigs的純崩潰色情混亂。

- Crash porn, it that like people kissing really hard?

- 撞車色情片，這就像人們接吻真的很難？

- It's basic dark web bestiality disaster pornography, Son.

- 這是基本的暗網獸性災難色情片，兒子。

Usually starts with dude who wants to (beep) exotic animal,

通常以想要（嗶）異國動物的花花公子開始。

每個人，我的意思是，每個人（嗶嗶聲）

That is definitely, exactly what I had in mind.

我把打飛機的東西忘在房間裡了。

so I'm gonna be right back with my jack off stuff.

所以我馬上就會回來與我的插孔關閉的東西。

- 好吧，我只有幾分鐘的時間。

I was thinking we could either play haunted dogs

我在想，我們可以玩鬧鬼狗的遊戲

since I don't have sheriff Jeffery's badge anymore.

因為我沒有傑弗裡警長的徽章了。

徽章是不是在這裡的某個地方。

how hanging with you makes me happier than a hound dog

和你在一起，我比獵狗還開心。

- 你想知道是什麼讓我更開心嗎？

崩潰的色情是準備好了（嗶嗶聲）

Why don't you draw a picture of Mr. Hosnose while I'm gone.

趁我不在的時候，你為什麼不給霍斯諾斯先生畫張畫呢？

- 然後塞雷格給父親看了車禍色情片

- (beep) Yeah, Zek, you are out of (beep)

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