maybe they're very reserved and boring.

也許他們是非常保守和無聊的。

- I hope I'm not going to a hoarder's home.

- 我希望我不要去囤積者的家。

That's, that will actually bring anxiety to me.

那是，那其實會給我帶來焦慮。

- [Announcer] Before they meet their new families,

- 在他們見到他們的新家庭之前,

Shauna and Nicole have a chance

蕭娜和妮可有機會

to look around their new homes.

來看看他們的新家。

(door closing)

（關門）

(lively music)

(活潑的音樂)

- Holy crap.

- 我的媽呀

Is this a showroom house?

這裡是樣板房嗎？

Do people live here?

這裡有人住嗎？

Dear god, no one lives here.

親愛的上帝，沒有人住在這裡。

It's a joke.

這是一個笑話。

- Oh my goodness.

- 哦，我的天啊。

They've got kids?

他們有孩子嗎？

Oh my goodness.

哦，我的天啊。

These are people that definitely like to entertain.

這些人絕對是喜歡娛樂的。

They obviously drink a lot.

他們顯然喝了很多。

Certainly there's a lot of liquor.

當然有很多酒。

It's just not my thing.

我不喜歡這樣

- Do kids live here?

- 孩子們住在這裡嗎？

Children do not exist in this house.

這所房子裡不存在孩子。

There's no toys, there's no way, there's nowhere, oh!

沒有玩具，沒有辦法，沒有地方，哦!

They have a mini piano.

他們有一個迷你鋼琴。

She gets that at least.

她至少明白這一點。

- Oh, okay.

- 哦，好吧。

This is a little messy for my tastes.

這對我的口味來說有點亂。

Oh my god, I would have a panic attack.

哦，我的上帝，我會有一個恐慌症發作。

This would, this would, John, oh my god, John would die.

這將，這將，約翰，哦，我的上帝，約翰會死。

- Look at this closet.

- 看看這個衣櫃。

Heel and toe.

鞋跟和鞋頭。

Heel and toe.

鞋跟和鞋頭。

- Holy (beeping)

- 聖（嗶）

(scary music)

（可怕的音樂）

Oh my god.

哦，我的上帝。

This is madness.

這是瘋狂的。

This makes me feel like, like, like,

這讓我覺得，喜歡，喜歡。

just, like a lot of anxiety, like a little panicked.

只是，像很多的焦慮， 像一個小恐慌。

I do not know how I am going to live here.

我不知道在這裡該怎麼生活。

- [Announcer] Nicole and Shauna have each written

- Nicole和Shauna已經各自寫好了

a manual to guide the new wife

指南手冊

with the running of their home.

與他們家的經營。

- "Our house is very happy, loving, and organized home."

- "我們家是很幸福、很有愛、很有條理的家"。

Organized, very organized.

有條理，很有條理。

- "My name is Nicole and my husband is Brandon

- "我叫妮可，我的丈夫是布蘭登。

"and he is a riot.

"他是一個騷亂。

"We are known as the party house.

"我們是有名的黨員之家。

"We always have the food, the alcohol, the wine.

"我們總是有吃的，有喝的，有酒的。

"We also love to blast our music

"我們也喜歡放我們的音樂

"and have had the cops called

"並已叫來警察

"on us eight times this past year."

"在過去的一年中，我們八次。"

Oh boy.

哦，天啊

- "The main thing that drives me crazy

- "讓我瘋狂的主要原因是

"about John is how clean everything has to be at all times,

"關於約翰，就是一切都要時刻保持乾淨。

"so I work very hard to keep it up to his standards."

"所以我非常努力地保持它的標準。"

He's the one?

他就是那個人？

I thought it was her.

我還以為是她呢

It's him.

是他

I'm so screwed.

我被搞得焦頭爛額。

- "I hate chores and I don't clean." (laughing)

- "我討厭做家務，也不打掃衛生。"（笑）

John is gonna die.

約翰會死的

- "Schedules are important to us."

- "時間表對我們很重要。"

Of course they are.

當然，他們是。

- "Neither of us believe in overly controlling

- "我們都不相信過度的控制

"when it comes to raising our son.

"在撫養兒子的時候，

"We want him to have fun and embrace life

"我們希望他能玩得開心，擁抱生活

"and when you control your kids too much, you kill that."

"當你控制你的孩子太多，你殺了它。"

I don't necessarily agree with that.

我不一定同意這個說法。

I think that children need structure.

我認為孩子們需要結構。

- "John works full-time and is the main breadwinner.

- "約翰全職工作，是主要的經濟支柱。

"I became a stay-at-home mom and left my career

"我成了一個家庭主婦，離開了我的事業。

"after having our kids."

"有了孩子之後"

I'm just like you.

我和你一樣

No, I'm not. (chuckling)

不，我沒有。（笑著說）

- [Announcer] It's now time for the wives

- [播音員]現在是妻子們的時間了。

to meet their new husbands and families.

來迎接她們的新丈夫和家庭。

- [John] Come here.

- [約翰]來到這裡。

- Hi! - Hi.

- 嗨！

- How are you? - They're so cute.

- 你好嗎？- 他們真可愛

- We got these for you, welcome.

- 我們為你準備了這些，歡迎。

- Thank you so much.

- 非常感謝你。

- Welcome to our home.

- 歡迎來到我們的家。

- It's so clean.

- 它是如此的乾淨。

- Can you say hi? - Where's all

- 你能跟我打個招呼嗎？- 都去哪了？

your toys, girls?

你的玩具，女孩？

- Everything's got a place.

- 每件事都有一個地方。

- [Shauna] (gasping) Are you Gio?

- [Shauna]（喘氣）你是Gio嗎？

- Here you go, new mommy.

- 給你，新媽媽。

(laughing)

（笑）

- Can I have a hug? - Give a hug, Giovanni.

- 我可以抱一下嗎？- 擁抱一下，喬瓦尼

- Oh my goodness.

- 哦，我的天啊。

- I'm sorry, I meant, hi, I'm Shauna.

- 對不起，我的意思是，嗨，我是肖娜。

- Hi, I'm Brandon,

- 嗨，我是布蘭登。

nice to meet you. - I give hugs.

很高興見到你。- 我給擁抱。

- Me too. - Wanting to meet you.

- 我也是- 想見見你。

Oh my god, I'm shaking, this is so sweet.

哦，我的上帝，我在發抖，這是如此甜蜜。

- Is Daddy a neat freak?

- 爸爸是一個整潔的怪胎嗎？

- [John] Yeah.

- [約翰]是的。

- Does he want everything clean all the time?

- 他是不是想讓所有的東西都一直保持乾淨？

- [John] Ah, yes.

- [約翰]啊，是的。

- Are you gonna help me clean.

- 你要幫我打掃嗎？

- Nobody's talking, so I'm gonna put the girls down

- 沒有人說話，所以我要去把女孩們放下來

for a little nap and then I'll be back down

小睡一會兒，然後我就會回來了。

and we can clean.

我們可以清理。

- This is gonna be, mm, I am horrible,

- 這將是，毫米，我是可怕的。

I'll actually create more dust cleaning

其實我會創造更多的灰塵清潔

than I will not cleaning, so there's that.

比我不會打掃，所以就有了。

- We're actually having a cookout tonight.

- 其實我們今晚有一個野餐。

- Oh, stop!

- 哦，停！

- So it's gonna be like a Mexican onesie themed cookout.

- 所以，它會像一個墨西哥連體衣主題的野炊。

- Oh my god. (laughing) - Yes.

- 哦，我的上帝。（笑） 是的。

- Clearly, we live our lives differently.

- 顯然，我們的生活方式不同。

- So, you know what we should do is

- 所以，你知道我們應該做的是

the pre-cook dinner shot.

烹飪前的晚餐拍攝。

- Oh my god.

- 哦，我的上帝。

I haven't done shots since college,

我從大學畢業後就沒有打過針。

especially on a Tuesday during the day.

尤其是在週二的白天。

I don't want to be a part of that.

我不想成為其中的一部分。

- So, I love tequila and so does my wife.

- 所以，我喜歡龍舌蘭酒，我妻子也喜歡。

- Oh my god, tequila is the one thing,

- 哦，我的上帝，龍舌蘭酒是一個東西。

I will regurgitate it.

我將反芻它。

Stop.

停止。

I don't want to take a shot, especially during the day,

我不想拍，尤其是在白天。

but I'm living by Nicole's rules, so I will absolutely try.

但我按妮可的規則生活，所以我絕對會努力。

I think I'm gonna be sick.

我想我要生病了。