And, um but mine has become very unkempt and ragged during the quarantine.

而且，嗯... ...但我的在隔離期間變得非常不整潔，破爛不堪。

Yours looks beautiful.

你的看起來很漂亮。

And I understand that you're quite good at taking care of your own hair that you have.

而且據我瞭解，你很會照顧自己的頭髮，你有。

You know, you're talented hairstylist.

你知道，你是天才髮型師。

Is that true?

是真的嗎？

A closet hairdresser?

衣櫃裡的美髮師？

That sounds wrong, but you know what I mean?

這聽起來不對，但你知道我的意思嗎？

And throughout locked down, I designated hair cutter.

而在整個鎖定的過程中，我指定了剪髮師。

Not that that's the right phrase either.

這句話也不對。

But I had to use kitchen scissors because we didn't have proper scissors.

但我不得不用廚房剪刀，因為我們沒有合適的剪刀。

But I gave some pretty epic cuts to people.

但我給了人們一些非常史詩般的切割。

And I've always cut my own fringe and bangs.

而且我一直都是自己剪流蘇和劉海。

I should say I could do a bit of that with this is a wow.

應該說我可以用這個做一點是哇。

I could do it.

我可以做到這一點。

Yeah, that thing.

是啊，那個東西。

When they twist it round and they go which they did, I've When I've grown my hair very long, um, they do that sometimes to give it a little twist at the bottom.

當他們扭轉它的圓和他們去... ...他們做到了，我已經... ...當我已經長大了我的頭髮很長，嗯， 他們這樣做，有時給它一個小的扭曲在底部。

Lightness on the ends.

兩端輕盈。

Yeah, the You know, I think it's a it takes a lot of trust toe.

是的，你知道，我認為這是一個... ...它需要很多信任的腳趾。

Let someone, I mean, I don't even trust professionals to get near my hair.

讓人，我是說，我甚至不相信專業人士能接近我的頭髮。

But I would trust you.

但我會相信你。

You know, I I think I would trust you.

你知道，我... ...我想我會相信你。

I feel like I know you.

我覺得我好像認識你。

Andi.

安迪

I would let you cut my hair someday if that were something you were interested in.

如果你有興趣的話，我會讓你給我剪頭髮的。

Well, how about when this whole shit show ends?

那麼，如何當這整個狗屎節目結束？

I could come and give you a cut.

我可以來給你分一杯羹。

Are you referring to my show or the court or the quarantine epidemic Wild on the covert restrictions when it's over, live on air Because you've now pledged that you would let me.

你指的是我的節目或法庭或檢疫疫情野上的祕密限制，當它結束時，直播因為你現在已經承諾，你會讓我。

So I'm gonna hold you to it.

所以，我要讓你記住這一點。

Yeah, I will.

是的，我會的。

I will fly to London, uh, to see you, because I think any man would I will fly to London to see you, and you will cut my hair will shoot it for the show and then, um, on.

我會飛到倫敦，呃，見你，因為我想任何一個男人都會... ...我會飛到倫敦去見你，你會剪我的頭髮... ...為節目拍攝，然後，嗯，繼續。

Then I'll sue you, and we'll both be suing each other for a while and we'll be in the courts.

那我就告你，我們兩個人互相告一陣子，就能上法庭了。

We could get them to fly us to an exotic location.

我們可以讓他們帶我們飛到一個異國他鄉。

Yes, yes, yeah.

是的，是的，是的。

Haircut.

髮型。

It's gonna be a straight down a lock down special.

這將是一個直接的下一個鎖定的特殊。

I love that on Have a reality show and screw Ugg because we'll be making so much money that way.

我喜歡這一點，在有一個真人秀和螺絲Ugg，因為我們會賺這麼多錢的方式。

E you know it will be.

你知道會是這樣的

It will be a version of Love Island only just where you where you cut my hair, you obviously there's absolutely no sexual tension.

這將是一個版本的愛情島，只是你在哪裡你剪我的頭髮，你顯然是絕對沒有性張力。

I mean, there is on my part, but not on your part.

我的意思是，我的部分有，但不是在你的部分。

And it's It's a version of Love Island that isn't quite a saucy as love Island.

而且是它是愛情島的一個版本，沒有愛情島那麼醬紫。

That's what we'll dio.

這就是我們要做的。

It would be quite Lady Macbeth.

這將是相當麥克白夫人。

I'll creep up with scissors a little talk to the day on.

我爬起來用剪刀一點點的說到天上。

It's just a southern island and one pair of scissors.

只是一個南島和一把剪刀。

What will happen on then?

屆時會發生什麼？

Ah lot of me in the confessional with ragged looking hair saying she did it again.

啊很多我在懺悔室裡用看起來很粗糙的頭髮說她又做了。

I was sleeping.

我在睡覺。

Sienna came in, she chunk.

西恩娜進來了，她大塊。

She cut off a chunk on this side.

她在這邊切了一大塊。