I actuallyeatfirstthing, thebreakfastthat I haveeverysinglemorningbecause I reallyneedthiobeefupmyproteinNopunintended.
其實我首先吃的是我每天早上的早餐,因為我真的需要thio加強我的蛋白質沒有雙關語的意思。
Okay, Maybeitwas a punintended.
好吧,也許這是一個雙關語的意圖。
So I have a proteinoatmeal.
所以我有一個蛋白質燕麥片。
I loveoatmeal.
我愛吃燕麥粥。
Andwhen I wastoldthatOh, youcangetmoreproteininyouropenlike, Yeah.
當我被告知,哦,你可以得到更多的蛋白質 在你的開放一樣,是的。
No, I I willbemakingmyrolledoatswithhalfmilkandhalfwater.
不,我... ...我會用一半的牛奶和一半的水來做我的燕麥卷。
Okay?
好嗎?
No, I don't dothatbecause I eatsoearly.
不,我不這樣做,因為我吃得太早了。
I dothemapleandbrownsugarproteinoatmeal.
我做的是楓葉和紅糖蛋白燕麥粥。
Andthen I putitinthemicrowaveforfiveminutes, and I have a giganticbowlbecausetheoatmealusuallyboilsover, and I messupthatwholeprocessatleasttwice a week.
So I'm helpingbyeatingthenewcookie, whichiscalledtoast.
所以我就幫著吃新的餅乾,它叫吐司。
Yea, itlookslikeFrenchtoast, andithas a glaze, like a milkglazeonit, andit's cinnamon e andshortbread E andcrunchyanddelicioussothatOhmygoshAndguesswhatelse I discovered.
Whatif I didlikecrackerswithcheese, almostlike a bakedcrackerCrotonCheesything?
如果我真的喜歡帶奶酪的餅乾,幾乎就像烤餅乾克羅頓奶酪的東西?
I brushedmycrackerswithbutter, andthen I putgratedcheeseonthem, and I justpressedthem.
我給我的餅乾刷上黃油,然後在上面放上磨碎的奶酪,然後我就按住它們。
Andthen I putthatintheair.
然後我就把它放到了空中。
Fryerturnediton, and I hearchild, thosecrackerswereblowinginthereliketheywerein a windstormin a tornado.
油炸機打開了,我聽孩子說,那些餅乾在裡面被吹得像在龍捲風中的暴風。
Andwhen I openedtheairfryerthat, I mean, theywere a completemess.
而當我打開空氣炸鍋時,我是說,它們完全是一團糟。
Somyfavoritelatenightsnackthatwedoeverysinglenight, and I callitthe 90 Treaty.
所以我最喜歡吃的夜宵,我們每天晚上都會做,我叫它90條約。
Before I dothat, I actuallyhavemymealfive, whichistilapiaandgreenbeans.
在這之前,其實我的第五餐是羅非魚和綠豆。
Andthen I havemy 90 treatyaroundnine, sometimes 10 is 10 ouncesofalmondmilkunsweetened, a scoopofwaypowderorcasonpeanutpowder, a scoopofcollagenforicecubes.