Joining me now is the man responsible for pope Eels Pocket fisherman, The veg A Matic.

現在和我一起的是負責教皇鰻魚口袋漁夫的人，素食者A Matic。

The smokeless ashtray on that spray paint for balding men.

那噴漆的無煙菸灰缸上的禿頂男人。

Please welcome folks.

請大家歡迎。

Ron Popeo.

Ron Popeo

You didn't mention Mr Microphone in the smokeless ashtray or Miracle broom or miracle brush.

你沒有提到無煙菸灰缸裡的麥克風先生，也沒有提到奇蹟掃帚或奇蹟刷。

That's right.

是的

You also invented all these other things.

你還發明瞭所有這些其他東西。

Now, let me ask you something about you invented Mr Microphone.

現在，讓我問你一些關於你發明的麥克風先生的事情。

Was it your idea in the advertisement for Mr Microphone The Line?

麥克風先生 "線 "的廣告是你的主意嗎？

Hey, good looking.

嘿，好看。

I'll be back to pick you up later.

我一會兒回來接你。

Is that you thought of that line?

這句話是你想出來的嗎？

That's genius.

這是天才。

That's genius for my generation.

這對我們這一代人來說是天才。

About the problem with buttons is they always fall off.

關於按鈕的問題是它們總是掉下來。

And when they do, don't solve them on the old fashioned way.

當他們這樣做的時候，不要用老辦法解決。

Using the land, thread your your lines, your lines air part of America's consciousness.

用土地，線你的你的線，你的線空氣美國意識的一部分。

They really are in an incredible way.

他們真的是以一種不可思議的方式。

You also did, uh, it slices and dices Got to Cowan happened.

你也做了，呃，它的切片和骰子得到考文發生。

That's no bull.

這不是胡說八道。

Have you written any books that books of these phrases?

你有沒有寫過這些短語的書？

They're doing a book right now.

他們現在正在做一本書。

They're doing a serious book, but you could just write like a whole book of just these phrases.

他們在做一本嚴肅的書，但你可以只寫像一整本書，只是這些短語。

Well, at least a half a page.

嗯，至少半頁。

Well, this is Let me ask you about the G l H spray.

嗯，這是 讓我問你關於Gl H噴霧。

What does g stand for?

g代表什麼？

It's an amazing, great looking hair.

這是一個驚人的，好看的頭髮。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

When I heard about this for the first time, of course I'm such an idiot.

當我第一次聽到這個消息時，我當然是個白痴。

There's nothing to see that.

沒有什麼可看的。

Forget it.

算了吧

Forget it.

算了吧

Three G o h.

三個G o h。

Spray.

噴。

Now, when I first heard about this, I thought it was a joke.

現在，當我第一次聽到這個消息時，我以為是個笑話。

You're balding, so you take some black spray paint and just cover it and voila you.

你是禿頭，所以你拿一些黑色的噴漆，只要蓋住它，就可以了。

It's more than that, Is it not it za great, great product.

它不止於此，是不是它za偉大的，偉大的產品。

I got to show you how it works, though that's that's what I love to dio show you how it All right?

我得告訴你它是如何工作的， 雖然這就是我喜歡dio告訴你它是如何好嗎？

Show me how it works.

告訴我它是如何工作的。

E got the idea from Raven, But way gonna do someone in?

E從烏鴉那裡得到了主意，但如何去做一個人在？

Yeah, we actually have a band member who's well, he's a little thinning on top.

是啊，我們其實有一個樂隊成員誰的好，他是一個有點瘦的頂部。

Obama, come here.

奧巴馬，來這裡。

Come here, Labonte e get a handle Obama thing.

來吧，拉邦特，把奧巴馬的事情處理好。

I want you.

我想要你

We'll take care of that.

我們會處理好的

Obama.

奧巴馬

First, let's show everybody that let's see the problem.

首先，讓大家看到，讓我們看到問題的所在。

You can see my bald spot also, but they're cute together.

你也能看到我的光頭斑，但他們在一起很可愛。

That's nice.

這很好。

E there.

E有。

Let's do this real fast.

讓我們做這個真正的快。

Okay?

好嗎？

Now, can I ask what is in here?

現在，我能問一下這裡面是什麼嗎？

Because he's a band member of mine and I feel responsible.

因為他是我的樂隊成員，我覺得有責任。

What is?

什麼是？

Actually in G l.

其實在G l。

A.

A.

It's something that's gonna make him disappear.

這是會讓他消失的東西。

You wanted to get rid of him, didn't you?

你想擺脫他，是嗎？

Face, I'll do the jokes.

小白，我來開個玩笑 Face, I'll do the jokes.

Now.

現在就去

Thats a bad joke.

這是個糟糕的笑話。

E o Friends!

朋友們！

Friends, Let's do this.

朋友們，讓我們做這個。

Let's do this fast.

我們快點做吧。

It's why it's called GH number nine.

這就是為什麼它被稱為GH九號的原因。

What was wrong with one through eight?

一到八有什麼問題？

What happened?

怎麼了？

It didn't work too good.

效果不是太好。

So the ninth, the ninth time it work.

所以第九次，第九次它的工作。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Go.

去吧

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

This is not dark.

這不是黑暗。

What's burning is flesh off.

燒掉的是肉體。

She was.

她是。

Look at that.

你看那個。

Look at that.

你看那個。

That's amazing.

太神奇了

When does the steam go away?

蒸汽什麼時候會消失？

It looks like an Irish more.

它看起來像一個愛爾蘭人更。

All right, that's nice.

好吧，這是很好的。

And then you covered over.

然後你就蓋過了。

Yeah, that's amazing.

是的，這是驚人的。

Yeah, it's really hair.

是的，這真的是頭髮。

What do you think, folks?

各位，你們覺得呢？

That's amazing.

太神奇了

Now this'll a great clothe.

現在這將是一件偉大的衣服。

Do you know e got to do it?

你知道我必須這麼做嗎？

It's good, but remember the ball spot.

很好，但要記住球點。

All right, here we go.

好了，我們開始吧。

Right here.

就在這裡。

Anywhere there's a bald spot.

任何有光頭的地方。

Okay, Okay.

好吧，好吧。

Now we need more.

現在我們需要更多。

That's enough, I think when you never have any pearl.

夠了，我想當你永遠沒有珍珠的時候。

It's enough.

這就夠了。

I could tell it's enough.

我看得出，這就夠了。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

I just thought What happens?

我只是在想會發生什麼？

Well, we'll get actual hair.

好吧，我們會得到真正的頭髮。

My God, it works.

我的天，它的工作原理。

How's that?

怎麼樣？

That's great.

那太好了

That's very nice.

這很好。

Okay, You won't say what's in it, Actually, is it just liquefied hair, Have you?

好吧，你不說裡面是什麼，其實就是液化的頭髮，你有嗎？

It's a powder that builds on itself.

這是一個建立在自己身上的粉末。

Now, what happens if you go out in the rain?

現在，如果你在雨中出門會怎樣？

It doesn't wash out.

它不會被洗掉。

I mean, it washes out with any shampoo, but it won't come off if you exercise running out in the rain.

我的意思是，用任何洗髮水都能洗掉，但如果你在雨中運動跑步，它就不會脫落。

I feel like an infomercial shell.

我覺得自己就像一個資訊廣告的外殼。

But if you go to see what happens if it rains well, but I could never afford this.

但如果你去看看如果下雨好了會怎麼樣，但我永遠也買不起這個。

How much does it cost?

要多少錢？

1995 1 843.

1995 1 843.

This'd pay as much as $400.

這將支付高達400美元。

What?

什麼？

It comes with a cap.

它帶有一個帽子。

My God.

我的天啊

All right, Now I understand you have a new invention here.

好吧，現在我知道你有一個新的發明。

This actually turns pasta into hair.

這其實是把麵條變成了頭髮。

What is it?

什麼事？

This makes it makes Harry pasta.

這使它使哈利面。

Okay, But you're gonna make pasta.

好吧，但你要做意大利麵。

You never ate pasta before, have you?

你從來沒有吃過意大利麵，是嗎？

I've never had pasta this good.

我從來沒有吃過這麼好吃的意大利麵。

Yeah, Put some flour here.

是啊，放些麵粉在這裡。

Alright.

好吧，我知道了

Fill it up until it with flour.

把它填滿，直到裝上面粉。

Faster, Faster.

快一點，快一點。

We're gonna all the way to the top All the way to the top, right?

我們要一路走到頂峰，一路走到頂峰，對嗎？

Am I wasting time on my bad wasting time?

我是在浪費我的時間嗎？

Sorry.

對不起，我不知道

They said they only had 63 seconds for me.

他們說他們只有63秒的時間給我。

Okay, Here you go.

好了，在這裡你去。

Don't you have to do that?

你不需要這樣做嗎？

Just dump it in.

就把它倒進去。

Just dump it in here.

把它丟在這裡就好了。

Dump it in.

把它扔進去。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

An idiot could do that, right?

白痴也能做到吧？

Next thing you say it like it is Okay, taken egg, and we'll put an egg in here.

接下來，你就像這樣說好了，拿了雞蛋，我們就在這裡放一個雞蛋。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Put some olive oil in there, if you will Spray.

放點橄欖油在裡面，如果你願意噴。

Not yet.

還沒有

Not well.

不是很好。

Hey, give it.

嘿，給它。

Put it in.

把它放進去。

All right, Just a shot.

好吧，只是一個鏡頭。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

It's, um olive oil.

這是，嗯，橄欖油。

I got it's working here to some olive oil in Will.

我在這裡得到了它的工作一些橄欖油在威爾。

You made a baby.

你生了個孩子

Put some olive oil.

放一些橄欖油。

That's fine.

這很好。

Okay, then what happens?

好吧，那麼會發生什麼？

This is amazing cup.

這是很神奇的杯子。

It has a pin in it.

它有一個針在裡面。

And when you shake it like this actually blends everything together.

而當你這樣搖晃的時候，其實是把所有的東西都融合在一起了。

Okay?

好嗎？

So you don't have to dip in.

所以，你不必沾沾自喜。

You don't have to use a fork and a bowl to get everything messed up.

你不必用叉子和碗把一切都弄亂了。

Now we have some normally use water, but instead of water will use a little D h juice.

現在我們有一些平時用的是水，但是代替水會用一點D h汁。

You put V eight juice in there because we're gonna make tomato pasta.

你把V8果汁放進去，因為我們要做番茄面。

Like I just put it up to the line, right?

就像我剛剛把它放到了線上，對嗎？

Like so that va juices available in any supermarket?

就像這樣，VA果汁在任何超市都能買到？

Um, Onley on Tuesdays.

嗯，Onley在週二。

Alright, Okay.

好吧，好吧。

We'll close the lid down.

我們會把蓋子關上的。

Okay, Shake this.

好吧，搖搖這個。

So we get the color that we want and all the nutrients air in there.

所以我們得到了我們想要的顏色，所有的營養物質空氣都在裡面。

Okay, Turn the machine on.

好了，把機器打開。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

And we'll just pour this in here like so.

我們就像這樣把這個倒在這裡。

Wow, that's incredible.

哇，太不可思議了。

Wait a second is not done yet.

等一下還沒有完成。

Oh, sorry.

哦，對不起。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Mhm.

嗯

Now what happens now, huh?

現在發生了什麼，嗯？

Well, that's all there is to it.

好吧，這就是全部了。

It becomes an icky goo.

變成了冰冷的黏液。

Yes, Yes, That runs for about another 10 or 12 seconds.

是的，是的，這運行了大約10或12秒。

OK, And then just push the button all the way down on the other side and you'll have pasta.

好的，然後把按鈕按到另一邊，就可以吃到意大利麵了。

What button?

什麼按鈕？

All the way down the other side.

一直到另一邊。

This'll one.

這將一。

Was it black, huh?

是黑色的，嗯？

Push it all the way down.

把它全部推下去。

Now it all the way down.

現在，它一路下滑。

Here we go.

我們走吧

That's it.

就這樣吧

Yeah.

是啊。

Now what?

現在怎麼辦？

Well, watch what happens.

好吧，看看會發生什麼。

My God, It's amazing.

我的天，太神奇了

Easy.

放鬆

What?

什麼？

Wow.

哇哦

Hey, look, Pastas coming out.

嘿，看，帕斯塔斯出來了。

Pasta in under two minutes.

麵條在兩分鐘內完成。

Pretty simple.

很簡單

That's amazing.

太神奇了

Waters bombing your sauce has already made.

沃特斯轟炸你的醬油已經使。

That's incredible.

這真是不可思議。

Weight has a cut off.

砝碼有一截。

Also.

還有：

Look at that.

你看那個。

That actually cuts the pasta, freeing it from the machine.

這實際上是在切面，把麵條從機器裡解放出來。

Very nice way.

很好的方式。

That's a great invention way.

這是一個偉大的發明方式。

Go where we're at a time.

一次去我們所在的地方。

But what's next?

但接下來是什麼？

What's next for Mr Propio?

什麼是下一個普羅皮奧先生？

What amazing invention is next new product called Panto Matic.

什麼驚人的發明是下一個新產品稱為Panto Matic。

It's that that product that you showed earlier do you think that could actually work?

就是你之前展示的那個產品你覺得真的能用嗎？

I think if they put in addition of toilet paper on it, you've got a winner.

我想如果他們在上面加上衛生紙，你就贏了。

You and I are gonna make so much money together.

你和我在一起會賺很多錢。

God love you.

上帝愛你。

Thanks so much.

謝謝你了

His name is Rachael.

他叫Rachael

Give him a hand, everybody.

大家幫他一把

We'll be right back with Andy Kinler.

我們馬上回到安迪-金勒的身邊。