Name: 最好的吉-丹寧斯 - 醉酒的歷史。 (The Best of Kat Dennings - Drunk History)
Uploaded: 2021-02-10T18:56:14.000Z
Duration: 17 min 44 s

- I need a little bit more meaty (bleep).

- 你好，我是希拉里-安妮-馬修斯。

關於薩迪-法雷爾，又名山羊薩迪。

We're in Manhattan, in the Lower East Side,

So Sadie pitched a male accomplice, and she was like,

所以塞迪投了一個男同夥，她就像。

hey dude, what if a guy comes out of a bar,

嘿，夥計，如果一個人出來的酒吧。

and just headbutt him in the stomach and disorient him?

然後用頭撞他的肚子，讓他迷失方向？

And he was like, cool, I will take a slingshot,

And that's how she earned the nickname Sadie the Goat.

這就是她贏得 "山羊塞迪 "這個綽號的原因。

Because newsflash, goats headbutt things.

因為新消息，山羊會用頭撞東西。

And they made a lot of money, like a decent living.

而且他們賺了很多錢，比如體面的生活。

就像一個超級花哨的，真正的激烈，

- Wait, it wasn't fancy- - It wasn't fancy.

- 等等，這不是花哨的，不是花哨的。

- The way they were living, of headbutting people?

- 他們的生活方式，用頭撞人？

- So additionally, simultaneously there was a bar

and there was a bouncer, her name was Gallus Mag.

有一個保鏢，她的名字叫Gallus Mag。

有一天，我們的女孩小羊塞迪。

And here's the thing about Gallus Mag, she was British.

關於蓋拉斯-馬格的事情是這樣的，她是英國人。

Here's the thing about Sadie the Goat, she was Irish.

關於山羊塞迪的事情是這樣的，她是愛爾蘭人。

So Sadie the Goat, who was like a very mouthy individual,

所以，山羊薩迪，他就像一個很愛說話的人。

was like, the thing about British people,

他們喜歡總是喜歡，哦，大本。

Gallus mag was like, you're being too crazy.

by the ear and she dragged her to the door.

揪著她的耳朵，把她拖到門外。

So Gallus Mag chomps off her Mo effing ear.

所以Gallus Mag把她的耳朵咬掉了。

And it was like such a great trophy that she labels it.

而這就像一個偉大的獎盃，她標。

Sadie the ears, nope, Sadie the Goat's ear.

耳朵薩迪，不對，是羊的耳朵薩迪。

At this point, Sadie the Goat is very embarrassed.

And they're trying to commandeer a small ship,

但他們做了一個非常，非常糟糕的工作。

So she's like, you guys, you're doing not a good job.

所以她就說，你們這些傢伙，你們做的不好。

And because of me, I can make you do a very good job.

而因為我，我可以讓你做得很好。

Sadie the Goat, if that is your real name, we're onboard.

山羊塞迪，如果那是你的真名，我們就上船了。

So they start cruising up and down the Hudson.

於是他們開始在哈德遜河上下游巡遊。

obviously we need to start kidnapping people hardcore.

顯然，我們需要開始 綁架人的核心。

And she's like, I don't care if your loved ones

Like, I'm gonna make you walk the plank right now.

就像，我要讓你現在就走木板。

And he is like, no, I'm so sorry I back-talked you.

他說，不，我很抱歉，我跟你頂嘴了。

And then she like trots him off the plank,

然後她就把他從木板上趕下來了。

and he splashes into river, like (imitates splashing).

他濺到河裡，就像（模仿水花）。

好吧，我們會得到塞迪的山羊。

And when Sadie and the gang members disembarked,

而且他們真的造成了一些傷害。

所以塞迪和她的先生們受盡了折磨

Sadie就說，我們得把它包起來。

So Sadie the Goat returned to the fourth ward.

於是，山羊貞子回到了四病區。

And like, I'm so sorry for that, it was my bad.

And Gallus Mag is like, I have something for you.

而Gallus Mag就像，我有東西給你。

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