Name: 裸體主義聚居地的投票是怎樣的--迷你公雞 (What Voting Is Like in a Nudist Colony - Mini-Mocks)
Uploaded: 2021-02-10T18:16:17.000Z
Duration: 2 min 26 s

- 當你生活在一個裸體主義的殖民地，

and we've been voting naked in our nudest commune for years.

我們已經在我們最裸露的公社裡裸體投票多年了。

- Sunnyside Out is actually one of the nation's

- 陽光城外景其實是全國的一個

last surviving majority nudist districts.

最後倖存的多數派裸體主義者區。

- Well, we moved here in the late eighties

and we knew we had to vote if we wanted to keep it that way.

我們知道，如果我們想保持這種方式，我們必須投票。

- It's time to put these differences aside

並把我們的陰莖和陰道收起來。

- Since then, candidates have gone another way.

- 此後，考生們又走了另一條路。

isn't enough to convince you that I've got nothing to lose,

不足以讓你相信我沒有什麼可失去的。

- I'm putting everything I've got on the line,

- 以前我們投票的時候很冷清。

not great for my confidence, if you know what I mean,

對我的信心不是很好，如果你知道我的意思。

will be voting from home due to the pandemic this year.

由於今年的流行病，將在家裡投票。

- As for how the pandemic has affected us,

- 至於這場大流行對我們的影響。

a lot of our community activities have translated well

我們的很多社區活動都得到了很好的轉化

拉里是對的- 不，這不是蝨子。

since they put that fancy new supermarket in town.

自從他們把那個花哨的新超市放在鎮上，

- Other newcomers, they embrace the nudist lifestyle

- 其他新人，他們接受裸體主義的生活方式。

- Of course these days, nobody is completely nude.

- 當然這年頭，沒有人是完全裸體的。

We're all wearing masks and taking precautions

我們都戴上了口罩，採取了預防措施。

we'll be able to get back to caroling in the buff.

- 只是因為你能看到我們的混蛋。

- And don't forget to check your voter registration.

- 不要忘記檢查你的選民登記。

I didn't think the salons opened till phase five.

我以為美容院要到第五期才開張。

- Voting nude is the purest form of liberty

- 裸體投票是最純粹的自由形式

- Nothing gets me harder than voting naked.

- 沒有什麼比裸體投票更讓我難受了。

This year let voting naked get you hard too.