this is what democracy looks like.

這就是民主的樣子。

- My name is Bernadette and this is Earl

- 我叫Bernadette，這是Earl。

and we've been voting naked in our nudest commune for years.

我們已經在我們最裸露的公社裡裸體投票多年了。

- Sunnyside Out is actually one of the nation's

- 陽光城外景其實是全國的一個

last surviving majority nudist districts.

最後倖存的多數派裸體主義者區。

- Well, we moved here in the late eighties

- 我們是八十年代末搬來的

and felt like a little slice of heaven

感覺就像一小片天堂

and we knew we had to vote if we wanted to keep it that way.

我們知道，如果我們想保持這種方式，我們必須投票。

- It's time to put these differences aside

- 是時候放下這些分歧了

and put our penises and vaginas away.

並把我們的陰莖和陰道收起來。

- Lost in a landslide.

- 失落的山崩地裂。

- Pants are oppression.

- 褲子是壓迫。

- Since then, candidates have gone another way.

- 此後，考生們又走了另一條路。

- If showing off my misshapen hug

- 如果炫耀我的畸形擁抱。

isn't enough to convince you that I've got nothing to lose,

不足以讓你相信我沒有什麼可失去的。

you should vote for my opponent.

你應該投票給我的對手。

- That's what I'm talking about.

- 這就是我所說的。

- I'm putting everything I've got on the line,

- 我把我的一切都押上了。

nothing to hide.

沒什麼好隱瞞的。

- Used to be pretty cold when we voted,

- 以前我們投票的時候很冷清。

not great for my confidence, if you know what I mean,

對我的信心不是很好，如果你知道我的意思。

but now thanks to global warming

但現在由於全球變暖

and vote early day on October 24th,

並在10月24日當天提前投票。

you can avoid the long lines

可以避免排長隊

and the shrinkage.

和萎縮。

- I read online that a lot of people

- 我在網上看到，很多人

will be voting from home due to the pandemic this year.

由於今年的流行病，將在家裡投票。

Seems like a great chance for them

這對他們來說是個好機會

to try voting naked for the first time.

第一次嘗試裸體投票。

- As for how the pandemic has affected us,

- 至於這場大流行對我們的影響。

a lot of our community activities have translated well

我們的很多社區活動都得到了很好的轉化

into virtual hangouts.

成虛擬外掛。

- Looks like a tick.

- 看起來像個蝨子。

- I can't tell what that is.

- 我不知道那是什麼。

- Is that a tick?

- 那是個蝨子嗎？

- It could be a tick,

- 這可能是一個蜱。

Larry's right. - No, it's not a tick.

拉里是對的- 不，這不是蝨子。

- Not a tick? - It's not a tick.

- 不是蝨子？- 這不是蝨子。

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

- Just a regular mole.

- 只是一個普通的痣。

- Just keep an eye on it.

- 盯著點就行。

The neighborhood has changed

鄰居們都變了

since they put that fancy new supermarket in town.

自從他們把那個花哨的新超市放在鎮上，

So now you get some people voting

所以現在你得到一些人投票

with clothes on these days.

這幾天穿著衣服。

- Other newcomers, they embrace the nudist lifestyle

- 其他新人，他們接受裸體主義的生活方式。

to advance their cause.

來推動他們的事業。

It's beautiful to see.

看上去很美。

- Of course these days, nobody is completely nude.

- 當然這年頭，沒有人是完全裸體的。

We're all wearing masks and taking precautions

我們都戴上了口罩，採取了預防措施。

in the hopes that by Christmas,

希望到了聖誕節。

we'll be able to get back to caroling in the buff.

我們將能夠回到 頌歌的buff。

- Safety first.

- 安全第一

- Just because you can see our assholes,

- 只是因為你能看到我們的混蛋。

don't mean we are assholes.

不意味著我們是混蛋。

- Hey Earl!

- 嘿，厄爾！

- Hey Stan, how's it hanging?

- 嘿，斯坦，怎麼樣了？

- With this breeze,

- 隨著這股微風。

a little Northeast.

東北一點。

(laughing)

（笑）

- And don't forget to check your voter registration.

- 不要忘記檢查你的選民登記。

Stan missed the election four years ago,

斯坦四年前錯過了選舉

I won't let him hear the end of it.

我不會讓他聽完的。

Damn Stan,

該死的斯坦

I didn't think the salons opened till phase five.

我以為美容院要到第五期才開張。

- I'm doing my own weeding these days.

- 這幾天我自己在除草。

- Voting nude is the purest form of liberty

- 裸體投票是最純粹的自由形式

that I can think of.

我能想到的。

- Physically, spiritually, politically.

- 身體上，精神上，政治上。

- Nothing gets me harder than voting naked.

- 沒有什麼比裸體投票更讓我難受了。

This year let voting naked get you hard too.

今年讓裸投也讓你硬起來。

- Or wet.

- 或溼的。

(laughing)

（笑）

(smooth music)

(平穩音樂)