Oh, I can't believe it's finally here.

哦，我不能相信它終於來了。

There you go.

這就對了

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

哦，謝謝你，謝謝你，謝謝你，謝謝你。

Thank you, Mr. Tennisballs.

謝謝你，網球先生。

That's Tentacles.

那是觸手

Squidward's last name is Tentacles?

章魚哥姓章魚？

Poor guy.

可憐的傢伙。

Here you go, folks. Enjoy my world-famous fricassee.

給你，夥計們。請享用我的世界聞名的法式肉夾饃。

Grandma.

婆婆

Someone's been cooking my recipe.

有人在做我的菜單

And they're doing it wrong!

而且他們做錯了！

What are you doing here?

你在這裡做什麼？

Saving my recipe from my bumbling grandson.

從我那笨手笨腳的孫子那裡省下了我的配方。

Ow! I didn't do it.

嗷！我沒有做。

- It.. it.. it was him. - What?

- 是... 是... 是他。- 是他。 什麼？

Oh, you're not pinning this on me.

哦，你不要把這個釘在我身上。

You said you didn't care if it was ready or not.

你說你不在乎它是否準備好了。

OK, I admit it, I admit it, but... but what's the big deal?

好吧，我承認，我承認，但是......但是有什麼大不了的？

- Ow! - The big deal is

- 嗷！- 重要的是

when the chum is not cooked for exactly 24 hours,

當水餃沒有煮滿24小時時。

it causes severe tummy trouble.

它導致嚴重的肚子問題。

You fed us undercooked chum?

你餵我們吃了沒煮熟的魚？

Tear him apart, people.

把他撕成碎片，人們。

[yelling]

[大叫]

Hello?

喂？

[gasping]

[喘氣]

SpongeBob!

海綿寶寶！

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

No good, Mr. Krabs.

不好，蟹老闆

Allow me, boys.

請允許我，孩子們。

Great! Now that me laundry is in the trunk...

太好了！現在我的衣服都在後備箱裡... ...

There's room for you to sit upfront.

有空間讓你坐在前面。

Let's go bake some cookies, boys!

讓我們去烤一些餅乾，孩子們！

Hooray!

萬歲！

You didn't lie to me just to help your cousin get the job, did you?

你不會是為了幫你表哥找工作才騙我吧？

- No. - Well, good.

- 沒有 好吧，很好

Because there were plenty other relatives that got passed over for the job.

因為還有很多其他的親戚都被pass掉了工作。

Aye, 'tis true.

是的，這是真的。

Whatever.

管他呢

[music playing]

[音樂播放]

Oh, blast this confounded instrument.

哦，轟掉這個混亂的儀器。

If I never learn to play with ease, may my own great-great-great-great-great

如果我永遠學不會輕鬆地玩耍，願我自己的曾曾曾曾曾曾曾曾

great-great grandson be cursed ten-fold.

曾曾孫被詛咒十倍。

Squidward, what are you doing here?

章魚哥，你在這裡做什麼？

Does thou talketh to me?

你跟我說話嗎？

Good one, Squidward. "Does thou talketh to me?"

說得好，章魚哥"你跟我說話嗎？"

Scoth not, young squire. Thou hath mistaken me for another.

別擔心，年輕的鄉紳你把我認錯人了

I am Squidly, the king's royal fool.

我是章魚哥，國王的御用傻瓜。

Or at least I was until I royally messed up.

至少在我搞砸之前我是這樣的。

Wow, what'd you do?

哇，你做了什麼？

I'll show you.

我給你看。

♪ I was the king's favorite fool I made merry mirth and laughter ♪

我是國王最喜歡的傻瓜，我做了快樂的樂趣和笑聲

♪ But I told one bad joke And the king had a stroke ♪

但我說了一個壞笑話 國王中風了

♪ Now I hang from ye ol' rafter ♪

現在，我掛在你的老'椽子

[growling]

[咆哮]

What does a guy have to do to get some mutton around here?

一個人要做什麼才能在這裡得到一些羊肉？

I'm starving!

我快餓死了！

Don't hold thy breath.

不要屏住呼吸。

We'll be lucky if we get fed again by the 12th century.

如果到12世紀還能吃上飯，我們就很幸運了。

Business is good today.

今天的生意很好。

Howdy-do, y'all.

你們好

Great, another hayseed.

太好了，又是一個鄉巴佬。

Charge him double for his drinks.

收他雙倍的酒錢。

Howdy, partner!

你好，夥伴！

Pardon, but is this stool taken?

不好意思，這個凳子有人坐嗎？

Yeah. Some fancy dude just sat in it.

是啊，一些花花公子就坐在裡面。一些花花公子只是坐在裡面。

What can I get you, stranger?

你要什麼，陌生人？

Give me a shot...

給我一個機會...

of milk.

的牛奶。

- Milk? - Two percent.

- 牛奶？

Thank you can handle it?

謝謝你能處理好嗎？

I drink this stuff every day.

我每天都喝這個東西。

Over the lips and through the gums, look out tapeworm, here it comes!

在嘴脣上，穿過牙齦，小心絛蟲，它來了!

Get ready Tapey.

準備好，塔皮

Huh?

咦？

[grumbling]

[抱怨聲]

Wait a minute.

等一下

[grumbling]

[抱怨聲]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[laughing]

[笑]

[crying]

[哭]

SpongeGar!

海綿寶寶！

SpongeGar! Manaka!

海綿寶寶！Manaka!

No tabonga Gary pooga!

沒有Tabonga Gary pooga！

Tabonga as a go o saila!

Tabonga作為一個去O saila！

Tabonga doo. Tabonga doo!

Tabonga doo。Tabonga doo！

Tabonga doo?

塔邦加杜？

Tabonga doo?

塔邦加杜？

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Tabonga...

塔邦加...

No tabonga Gary pooka?

沒有Tabonga Gary pooka？

Tabonga doo?

塔邦加杜？

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Patar!

帕塔！

Hm...

嗯...

Bleh. Hm...

Bleh.哼...

Mawanga!

Mawanga!

Patar!

帕塔！

[growling]

[咆哮]

Squog!

斯古格！

[laughing]

[笑]

Patar unga Sqog.

Patar unga Sqog.

[moaning]

[呻吟]

Squog.

Squog.