Name: 【看動畫學英文】《海綿寶寶》原來章魚哥有這麼多親戚？章魚家族全員公開！ (Meet the Tentacles! ?? Every Member of Squidward's Family | SpongeBob)
Uploaded: 2025-12-09T21:01:30.000Z
Duration: 5 min 38 s

哦，我簡直不敢相信它終於來了。

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

哦，謝謝你，謝謝你，謝謝你，謝謝你。

Here you go, folks. Enjoy my world-famous fricassee.

各位，給你們。我世界聞名的炖菜，請享用。

Saving my recipe from my bumbling grandson.

救我的食譜免於我那笨拙的孫子。

You said you didn't care if it was ready or not.

你說過你不在乎是不是準備好了。

OK, I admit it, I admit it, but... but what's the big deal?

好吧，我承認，我承認，但…但到底有什麼大不了？

when the chum is not cooked for exactly 24 hours,

Great! Now that me laundry is in the trunk...

太好了！現在我的衣服放進後車廂了…

You didn't lie to me just to help your cousin get the job, did you?

你沒有為了幫表哥拿到工作而騙我吧？

Because there were plenty other relatives that got passed over for the job.

因為還有很多其他親戚都被跳過了。

If I never learn to play with ease, may my own great-great-great-great-great

如果我永遠學不會輕鬆演奏，願我曾曾曾曾曾

Good one, Squidward. "Does thou talketh to me?"

好一招，章魚哥。「你在跟我說話嗎？」

Scoth not, young squire. Thou hath mistaken me for another.

我是 Squidly，國王的御用小丑。

Or at least I was until I royally messed up.

♪ I was the king's favorite fool I made merry mirth and laughter ♪

♪ 我是國王最愛的小丑，我帶來歡樂與笑聲 ♪

♪ But I told one bad joke And the king had a stroke ♪

♪ 但我說了個糟糕的笑話，國王中風了 ♪

What does a guy have to do to get some mutton around here?

We'll be lucky if we get fed again by the 12th century.

能在 12 世紀前再吃到就算幸運了。

Over the lips and through the gums, look out tapeworm, here it comes!

從嘴唇到牙齦，小心，絛蟲，來了！

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【看動畫學英文】《海綿寶寶》原來章魚哥有這麼多親戚？章魚家族全員公開！ (Meet the Tentacles! ?? Every Member of Squidward's Family | SpongeBob)

stuff

plenty

severe

mess