Name: 特朗普受邀在彈劾案審判中作證，超級碗的超話｜今夜秀場--------。 (Trump Invited to Testify at Impeachment Trial, Super Bowl Superlatives | The Tonight Show)
Uploaded: 2021-02-05T18:23:22.000Z
Duration: 6 min 15 s

-Welcome, welcome, welcome to "The Tonight Show."

-歡迎，歡迎，歡迎來到 "今夜秀"。

Well, guys, some big news out of Washington today.

好了，夥計們，一些重大的新聞 從華盛頓今天。

House Democrats sent former President Trump

眾議院民主黨人派前總統特朗普

a letter inviting him to testify under oath

There's no way Trump's going to Washington.

In fact, Trump's lawyers already called this a publicity stunt,

事實上，特朗普的律師已經稱這是一個宣傳噱頭。

which backfired when Trump was like, "Okay, now I'm in."

這反作用時，特朗普是這樣的， "好吧，現在我在。"

And get this -- after the Screen Actors Guild

並得到這個 - 後螢幕演員協會。

today he sent a letter saying that he's quitting the union.

今天，他發了一封信，說 他退出了工會。

Trump's out of work and just quit his union.

特朗普失業了，剛從工會辭職。

Even worse, now if he wants medical coverage,

更為糟糕的是，現在如果他要醫保。

I mean, it just keeps -- It just keeps going.

我的意思是，它只是不停地... 它只是不停地去。

Meanwhile, Melania heard and was like, "Um, Donald,

同時，梅拉尼婭聽到了，就說："嗯，唐納德。

while we're on the subject of leaving unions..."

Trump actually bragged about his acting credits.

This is real. He wrote, "I'm very proud of my work

這是真實的。他寫道："我為我的工作感到非常自豪。

on movies such as 'Home Alone 2,' 'Zoolander,'

諸如《Home Alone 2》、《Zoolander》等電影。

和《華爾街：金錢永不眠》。"華爾街：金錢永不眠

and television shows including The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.'"

和電視節目，包括《貝爾艾爾的新鮮王子》'。"

One day, you're the most powerful man on Earth.

有一天，你是地球上最強大的人。

The next, you're bragging about your one line

我忘了特朗普上過 "新鮮王子"。

Well, guys, the Super Bowl is just a few days away,

好了，夥計們，超級碗還有幾天就要開始了。

but if you're thinking of throwing a party on Sunday,

但如果你想在週日舉辦一個派對，

you might want to listen to what Dr. Fauci has to say.

你可能想聽聽Fauci醫生怎麼說。

I mean, watch the Super Bowl on TV, enjoy it,

我的意思是，看電視上的超級碗，享受它。

have a party in your house with your family.

在你的房子裡和你的家人開個派對。

So, as difficult as that is, at least this time around,

所以，雖然困難重重，但至少這一次。

-Fauci was like, "This is about public health

-Fauci就像，"這是關於公共衛生的

But had I been or have I been, I would not go.

但如果是我，或者說是我一直以來，我都不會去。

Listen to this, guys. I read that if the Buccaneers

聽聽這個，夥計們。我讀到如果海盜隊

週日的勝利，湯姆-布雷迪將得到

When he heard that, Brady was like, "Golly.

當他聽到這句話時，布雷迪就像 "天哪。

I don't even understand why they do this.

我都不明白他們為什麼要這麼做。

Who needs an incentive to try and win the Super Bowl?

誰需要激勵來嘗試贏得超級碗？

這就像，"好吧，現在我試試。現在，我將嘗試。"

When asked why he had that added to his contract,

當被問及為何在合同中加入這一點時。

Get this. Down in Tampa, the local news decided

來和一個99歲的布坎普隊球迷交談。

She's pretty fired up about the game. Watch this.

她對這場比賽很有興趣。看這個。

湯姆・布雷迪。我們做到了。我們踢到了[嗶]。

Now Patrick is coming to our house to get his [bleep] kicked.

現在Patrick要來我們家讓他被踢了。

The news anchor was like, "Wow. I did not think

that we needed the bleep button for that segment, but, okay."

我們需要那段的嗶嗶鍵，但是，好吧。"

她其實是愛國者隊的拉拉隊隊員。

Yeah, she's the only fan of the Buccaneers

是啊，她是海盜隊唯一的球迷。

This is interesting. I heard that each year

are rejected by TV networks. Either they're too controversial

被電視網拒絕。要麼就是太有爭議性了

We got our hands on one of them, and you can see

我們拿到了其中的一個，你可以看看

-That is awful. That is awful. That is terr-- That is --

-太可怕了太可怕了，太可怕了那是... 那是...

我同意。對他們有好處。那是可怕的。

there's a roller coaster that's opening in 2023

有一個雲霄飛車將在2023年開放。

that will travel more than 155 miles per hour.

而且他們還發布了一段模擬視頻。

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controversial

practice

applause

awful