Charlottesville and these white lives matter rallies

夏洛茨維爾和這些白人的生命問題集會。

they show an alternate image of angry protestors.

他們展示了憤怒的抗議者的另一種形象。

Because they like to put this whole rioting narrative

因為他們喜歡把這整個暴動的說法。

on the black community.

對黑人社區的影響。

Like that's our thing.

好像那是我們的事。

And like, rioting is not a black thing.

就像，暴動不是一個黑色的東西。

Resilience is a black thing.

彈性是一種黑色的東西。

Overcoming the odds is black thing.

克服困難是黑色的事情。

Frying chicken, barbecuing, durags, that's black shit.

炸雞，燒烤，榴蓮，那是黑狗屎。

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

But riots, that's not our thing, okay?

但騷亂，那不是我們的事，好嗎？

That's not, it's... and it's not like we wanna do it.

這不是，這是... ... 它不喜歡我們想這樣做。

'Cause I don't like in the news

"因為我不喜歡在新聞裡

when they're talking about these cases

當他們在談論這些案件時

and these verdicts that are about to come out,

和這些即將出爐的判決書。

they're always like, "The verdict will be read at 04:00 PM.

他們總是喜歡，"判決書將在下午4: 00宣讀"。

We'd advise you to stay inside,

我們建議你呆在裡面。

board up your windows, evacuate the city if you can."

板上你的窗戶， 疏散城市，如果你能。"

Like it's some kind of hurricane warning.

好像是某種颶風警報。

It's like, rioting is not plan A,

這就像，暴動不是A計劃。

it's plan C.

這是C計劃

Plan A is telling America,

A計劃是告訴美國。

"Ay, there's some messed up stuff going on."

"唉，有些亂七八糟的事情。"

And we hope they hear it.

我們希望他們能聽到。

Plan B is showing footage of the messed up stuff

B計劃是展示亂七八糟的東西的鏡頭。

we have been talking about and we hope that's digested.

我們一直在談論，我們希望這是消化。

But if plan A don't work, and plan B don't work,

但如果A計劃不成功，B計劃也不成功。

(grunts) (audience laughing)

（咕嚕聲）（觀眾笑）。

We gonna have to burn something.

我們得燒點東西

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

I'm not a rioter, or one who riots.

我不是暴徒，也不是暴動的人。

Too much smoke, I got asthma, you know?

煙太多了，我有哮喘，你知道嗎？

It gets in between me and my message,

它妨礙了我和我的資訊。

I can't even get the full slogan out, you know?

我連完整的口號都說不出來，你知道嗎？

So what I like to do is let the rioters do their thing,

所以我喜歡做的是讓暴亂者做他們的事情。

and then when they go to sleep, then I hit the streets,

然後當他們去睡覺， 然後我上街。

go to racist people's cars

去種族主義者的車

and take off their current registration sticker.

並摘下他們目前的註冊貼紙。

Yeah, yeah. (audience laughing)

是啊，是啊。（觀眾笑）

I'm not gonna fuck up your property,

我不會破壞你的財產。

I'ma gonna fuck up your day.

我要去他媽的了你的一天。

I'ma send you to the DMV

我送你去車管所

'cause black lives matter.

因為黑人的生命很重要

And then I'ma key your shit.

然後我就會把你的東西鎖起來

'Cause I be mad but I don't wanna like,

因為我很生氣，但我不喜歡。

be a riot person, but I do wanna strike back.

我是個暴徒，但我確實想反擊。

Like I don't know. I just wanna be like, a petty rioter.

就像我不知道。我只是想成為像，一個小暴徒。

Like, next time somebody does some messed up stuff,

就像，下一次有人做一些亂七八糟的事情。

shoot some unarmed black dude,

拍攝一些手無寸鐵的黑哥們。

I'ma be mad but I'm not gonna burn the city down,

我很生氣，但我不會把城市燒掉。

I'ma just find the house of that cop

我就去找那個警察的家

and break in, and take they best wine

破門而入，取其佳釀

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

and throw it in the freezer, you know?

然後把它扔到冰箱裡，你知道嗎？

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

I'ma just mess up their next celebration.

我只是搞砸了他們下一次的慶祝活動。

"Grab the wine, honey."

"拿酒來，親愛的。"

(James screaming) (audience laughing)

（詹姆斯尖叫） （觀眾笑）。

- To me, the only difference between a good comedian

- 在我看來，一個好的喜劇演員與一個好的喜劇演員的唯一區別就是

and a good reporter is a neck tie.

而一個好的記者就是領帶。

You see a issue, gather the facts of the issue,

你看到一個問題，收集問題的事實。

you deliver an opinion and perspective on the issue

見仁見智

that you hope will educate people.

你希望能教育人們。

And some cases with some comedians that (indistinct) change.

而有些情況下，一些喜劇演員，（緲）變。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

- I know black people are tired though,

- 不過我知道黑人很累。

we really fucking tired.

我們真的他媽的累了。

So we just voting for black people right now.

所以我們現在只是把票投給黑人。

And I know white people try to make us feel guilty.

我知道白人想讓我們感到內疚。

Like, "Oh, you only voted for Obama because he's black."

就像，"哦，你只投票給奧巴馬 因為他是黑人。"

Fuck yeah!

我操！

We voting for everything.

我們投票支持一切。

Jamal, Trey, Ray Ray, Little Rell,

賈馬爾、特雷、雷雷、小雷爾。

all them n****s, we voting for them, yeah.

所有這些N****，我們投票給他們，是的。

If there was a candidate named Niggi Niggerson,

如果有一個叫尼吉-尼格森的候選人。

I would vote for him, do you understand? Like,

我會投給他，你明白嗎？明白嗎？

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

white people vote for white people too,

白人也會投票給白人。

that's why the fuck y'all still in power,

這就是為什麼他媽的你們還在掌權。

ain't enough n****s voting,

是不是足夠的N****的投票。

so we gotta get out and vote.

所以我們得出去投票。

Where the camera at? (audience laughing)

攝影機在哪裡？（觀眾笑）

You know it's like Kevin Hart talked about it, right?

你知道這就像凱文-哈特說的那樣，對吧？

He says he don't wanna do anything too political.

他說他不想做任何太政治化的事情。

He's experiences these things,

他經歷了這些事情。

but he wants to just, you know, have fun,

但他只是想，你知道，有樂趣。

and people come out to see him and have a good time,

和人們出來看他，玩得不亦樂乎。

and I understand that.

我明白這一點。

I just don't wanna be that

我只是不想成為那個

because you're saying things out of your mouth

因為你嘴裡說的都是廢話

that people are picking up with their ears and digesting.

人們用耳朵去聽，去消化。

- I like watching Trump rallies, yeah.

- 我喜歡看特朗普的集會，是的。

'Cause for the first time in my black life

"因為在我的黑人生活中，這是第一次

I get to see white people be embarrassed

我可以看到白種人尷尬的樣子

by other white people.

由其他白人。

Now you know how we feel when we watching news

現在你知道我們看新聞的感受了吧？

and they always pick the worst eye witness.

他們總是選擇最糟糕的目擊者。

They're like, "Live from the fire,

他們就像 "火中取栗 "一樣。

sir with the missing teeth, and the cornrows on the side

先生的牙齒缺失，側邊的眉毛。

with a bald spot, would you like to tell us

禿頂，你願意告訴我們嗎？

what happened tonight?" (audience laughing)

今晚發生了什麼？"（觀眾笑）

He be like, "Yo news lady, bitches shit was crazy, yo.

他就像，"喲，新聞女士， 母狗狗屎是瘋狂的，喲。

I was pushing my cart across the street,

我推著我的小車過街。

I saw a fire. (audience laughing)

我看到了一場火災。（觀眾笑）

They'll be like, "Do you know how the fire started?"

他們會說："你知道火是怎麼燒起來的嗎？"

"It was me, it was me."

"是我，是我。"

Over the course of the past four years of traveling

在過去四年的旅行過程中。

I've definitely seen a change.

我肯定看到了變化。

Like, I knew Trump was going to win

就像我知道特朗普會贏一樣

before everybody else that I knew knew.

在我認識的所有人都知道之前

Because I would be out there for the past two years

因為這兩年我都會在外面混日子

driving, cornfields miles, hours,

駕駛，玉米地裡，小時。

huge Trump signs.

巨大的特朗普標誌。

I'm not talking about like,

我說的不是喜歡。

a little thing in the front yard,

前院裡的小東西。

I'm talking about like, 10 by 10 erected in the cornfield.

我說的是在玉米地裡豎起來的10乘10的樣子。

It was kinda like white people just woke up and was like,

這有點像白人剛醒過來，就像。

"Oh, we don't have to hide the way we feel anymore.

"哦，我們不用再隱藏自己的感覺了。

We have somebody that's gonna back us up."

我們有人會支持我們。"

- There's a turn back the clock agenda going on

- 時光倒流的議程正在進行中。

in Washington DC.

在華盛頓特區。

N****s have gotten a little too far, you know?

N****，已經有點過火了，你知道嗎？

Eight years of a black man coming out of the White House

八年來，一個黑人從白宮走了出來

drove certain people to madness, all right?

把某些人逼瘋了，好嗎？

'Cause when you vote for a orange motherfucker,

因為當你投票給一個橙色的混蛋，

you know, that's madness.

你知道，這是瘋狂的。

When you vote for a motherfucker

當你投票給一個混蛋

who has the IQ of plant life, that's madness.

誰有植物生命的智商，那是瘋子。

- You know, I was working at the "Tonight Show" at the time

- 我當時在 "今夜秀 "工作。

and everyone was crying and everything.

每個人都在哭，一切。

And then some of my friends were like,

然後，我的一些朋友們都喜歡。

"Well, I'm not even going home for Thanksgiving.

"好吧，我都不回家過感恩節了。

This is crazy."

這真是瘋了。"

And I was like, "Why aren't you

我當時想，"你為什麼不...

going home for Thanksgiving?"

回家過感恩節？"

And they were like, "'Cause Trump is a racist,

他們就說："因為特朗普是個種族主義者。

and they're racist, and they voted for a racist."

他們是種族主義者， 他們投票給一個種族主義者。"

And I was like, "Oh, cool, cool cool.

我當時想，"哦，酷，酷酷。

Your uncle was racist last year.

你叔叔去年就有種族歧視

Like, nothing has changed."

像，什麼都沒變。"

Like, I don't know why we give this dude all this credit.

就像，我不知道為什麼我們給這傢伙所有的榮譽。

Maybe 'cause he puts his name on everything,

也許是因為他把他的名字寫在所有的東西上。

we're letting him put his name on history.

我們讓他把他的名字寫在歷史上。

- We are living in a weird political time right now.

- 我們現在生活在一個奇怪的政治時代。

I know 'cause I'm on Facebook.

我知道，因為我在Facebook上。

A lot of people get in political arguments

很多人都在政治上爭論不休

on Facebook called Facebook drama.

在臉書上稱為臉書劇。

If Facebook is drama for people

如果說Facebook對人們來說是戲劇

who've never been in a fist fight.

誰從來沒有在一個拳頭戰鬥。

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

I don't think Facebook is drama

我不認為Facebook是戲劇

'cause I been in a fist fight.

因為我一直在打拳。

Like, I'm from the projects,

就像，我從項目。

the only time I've seen words hurt someone

我只見過一次言語傷害了別人

is when I saw a girl get hit with a belt buckle

就是我看到一個女孩被皮帶扣打的時候

that said Denise. (audience laughing)

說丹尼斯。（觀眾笑）

In the era of Trump I kind of already act on

在特朗普時代，我算是已經行動了。

my impulse to turn my anger

睚眥必報

and make it productive for me.

並使之成為我的生產力。

So a lot of people who are like,

所以很多人誰都喜歡。

the age of Trump or talk about that in a way,

特朗普的時代或在某種程度上談論。

I feel like just started getting angry in November.

我感覺11月份才開始生氣。

And I've been angry the whole time.

而我一直都在生氣。

Like, going to five high schools,

比如，去五所高中。

seeing my grandfather die when I was 10 years old,

在我10歲的時候，看到我的祖父去世。

not growing up with my dad in the house,

不成長 與我的爸爸在家裡。

growing up in the projects,

在項目中成長。

knowing friends getting killed when I was a teenager.

我十幾歲的時候就知道朋友被殺了。

Everything that, you know, could have like,

一切，你知道，可能有喜歡的。

broken me down, has made me like,

讓我崩潰，已經讓我喜歡。

someone who overlooks all the political stuff,

有人誰忽略了所有的政治的東西。

and is just like, you don't understand like,

和只是喜歡，你不明白喜歡。

what I escaped.

我逃出來的東西。

I'm a lot stronger than

我比你強多了

whatever this four years, age of Trump whatever bullshit.

不管這四年，特朗普的年齡什麼狗屁。

Niggers don't got time for that.

黑鬼們沒時間做這些事

- Yeah, I mentioned it, you have to

- 是的，我提到了，你必須

because this is the world we're living in now,

因為這就是我們現在生活的世界。

but I'm not spending my time talking about that man.

但我不會把時間花在談論那個人上。

I'ma let you guys get used to the voice,

我讓你們習慣這個聲音。

'cause I can see some confusion.

因為我可以看到一些混亂。

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

He's looking at me like, "Is that Idris Elba?

他看著我，"那是伊德里斯-艾爾巴嗎？

What's happening? (audience laughing)

發生什麼事了？（觀眾笑）

You didn't know before Idris,

你在伊德里斯之前不知道。

that there was black people in England.

在英國有黑人。

You didn't know, you didn't know.

你不知道，你不知道。

I've been living in America 10 years,

我在美國生活了10年。

and for nine and a half of those years,

並在其中九年半的時間裡。

people thought I was an Australian Aborigine.

人們以為我是澳洲土著人。

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

I get into a lot of twitter fights

我經常在微博上打架

with people going, "You immigrants, you guys come

與人們說："你們這些移民，你們來。

into our country and taking our jobs."

進入我們的國家，並採取我們的工作。"

I'm like, "The only reason I'm born in England

我想，"我出生在英國的唯一原因，

is 'cause you guys came to Nigeria and fucked it up."

是'因為你們來到尼日利亞，把它搞砸了。"

When you come to someone's house and mess it up

當你到別人家去，把它弄得一團糟的時候

don't be surprised if they turn up at yours,

如果他們在你那裡出現，不要驚訝。

we're family now.

我們現在是一家人了。

- People are taking obvious sides.

- 人們的立場很明顯。

They either incorporating politics into their humor,

他們要麼將政治融入到他們的幽默中。

or they're not.

或者他們不是。

- I'm not a political comic at all.

- 我根本就不是一個政治漫畫家。

I have opinions, but it's not like

我也有意見，但不像...

I consume politics on a daily basis.

我每天都在消費政治。

I wish we could have a break, just a break.

我希望我們能休息一下，只是休息一下。

- The way that cops describe black men

- 警察描述黑人的方式

after they shoot us is insane.

後，他們拍攝我們是瘋狂的。

It's like, "He looked like a beast from hell."

這就像，"他看起來像一個來自地獄的野獸。"

"He charged at me like a linebacker."

"他像個後衛一樣向我衝過來。"

"I feared for my life."

"我擔心我的生命。"

- Let us not forget the classic,

- 我們不要忘記經典。

"I thought he had a gun."

"我以為他有槍。"

vintage law enforcement. - Oh yeah.

復古的執法。- 哦，是的。

That's their catchphrase.

這是他們的口頭禪。

That's their version of, "Did I do that?"

那是他們的版本，"我做了嗎？"

And you're like, "Yeah, I saw the video."

你會說，"是啊，我看到了視頻。"

(audience cheering and applauding)

(觀眾歡呼鼓掌)

- Our experiences in England as black people

- 我們作為黑人在英國的經歷

are very similar.

是非常相似的。

You forget the Brits were the best racists.

你忘了英國人是最好的種族主義者。

They were the most prolific slavers.

他們是最多產的奴隸販子。

The Americans did the equivalent of like,

美國人做了相當於像。

if you rob someone's house, or you steal something,

如果你搶劫別人的房子，或者你偷東西，

and you take it back to your own house.

然後你把它帶回自己的房子。

Whereas the Brits rob someone's house

而英國人則是打劫別人的房子。

and hid it somewhere else.

並把它藏在別的地方。

The experiences in England as black people, it's the same.

作為黑人，在英國的經歷，都是一樣的。

The only reason black people don't die at the same rate

黑人不以同樣的速度死亡的唯一原因。

in England at the hands of police,

在英國的警察手中。

is 'cause our police don't carry guns.

是因為我們的警察不帶槍。

- But one time... this is actually how

- 但有一次... 其實是這樣的。

I was stopped by the cops in a cab.

我在計程車上被警察攔住了。

I was pulled over by the cops in a cab

我在計程車上被警察攔下了。

on the way to another comedy show.

在去另一個喜劇表演的路上。

And I was in Brooklyn, and I felt like

而我在布魯克林，我覺得像

they were working with this cab driver I should say,

他們和這個計程車司機一起工作，我應該說。

to just like, stop brothers who were surprised

就像，阻止兄弟們誰是驚訝

that they got a cab in the first place.

他們得到了一個計程車擺在首位。

I had to go to another show and still process that.

我不得不去參加另一場演出，還在處理這個問題。

Of course, I have to joke it off,

當然，我得開個玩笑。

but it still like, that pain,

但它仍然喜歡，那種痛苦。