If you have a new joke that crushes it is the best feeling on Earth when you were young guy.

如果你有一個新的笑話，粉碎它是地球上最好的感覺，當你年輕的傢伙。

Because I drove with you every night and Hung hung with you when you were working on material.

因為我每天晚上都和你一起開車，洪哥在你做材料的時候也和你一起掛。

I remember you tried 678 bits every night you spend all day going.

我記得你每天晚上都要試678位，你整天去。

Is this funny?

這很有趣嗎？

Is this e gotta?

這是必須的嗎？

Here's a new bit.

這裡有一個新的位。

Am I right?

我說的對嗎？

It's just one funny.

這只是一個有趣的。

You know how they say everything tastes like chicken.

你知道他們說什麼東西吃起來都像雞肉。

You have a rattlesnake.

你有一條響尾蛇

What's that?

那是什麼？

Taste like chicken.

味道像雞肉。

You ever have a rabbit?

你養過兔子嗎？

Tastes like chicken.

味道像雞肉。

You know, the only thing doesn't taste like chicken eggs.

你知道的，唯一沒有雞蛋的味道。

Why?

為什麼？

But it doesn't quite work.

但它並不完全有效。

There's probably no better feeling than doing new material.

可能沒有比做新材料更好的感覺了。

The best feeling in the world is when a new joke works.

世界上最好的感覺就是當一個新的笑話成功的時候。

That is an orgasm of comedy.

這是一個喜劇的高潮。

That is the That's all you're trying to achieve.

這就是你想達到的目的。

That's all you're trying to chase.

這就是你想追逐的一切。

Is that first laugh of the first time you said it?

這是你說的第一次笑嗎？

And then after that, it diminishes.

再之後，就會減少。

Every comic is a knob survey shen list.

每個漫畫都是一個旋鈕調查shen單。

You know, you're always watching and absorbing.

你知道，你總是在觀察和吸收。

I'm an older dad here.

我是這裡的一個老父親。

I am having a kid at my age and all my friends.

我這個年紀生孩子，我所有的朋友。

We're already sending their kids off the rehab.

我們已經在送他們的孩子去戒毒所了。

Actually, I was writing jokes for Bush Bell Comics would they would give me back every joke that I thought was killer because the jokes were about me.

其實，我是為布什貝爾漫畫公司寫笑話的，他們會把每一個我認為是殺手的笑話還給我，因為這些笑話都是關於我的。

So I want you know, enough of this.

所以我想讓你知道，夠了。

Go on stage and talk about yourself.

上臺說說自己。

And I've been doing that for almost 49 years.

而我已經做了快49年了。

Now, the second you stop writing, they're not gonna come back.

現在，你一停止寫作，他們就不會再來了。

They'll give you one time back through a second time through its like, I did kind of the same stuff.

他們會給你一次回過頭來，通過第二次通過其喜歡，我做了一種相同的東西。

Third time it's less.

第三次就少了。

And by the past that no one's coming.

而由過去的無人來。

You're using the room for its purpose.

你在利用房間的用途。

If you try to throw more new stuff out there, I throw my jokes that aren't gonna work in the middle s.

如果你想扔更多的新東西在那裡，我扔我的笑話，是不是要去工作的中間S。

So I try to get him going, try the new stuff and then try to end.

所以我試著讓他走，嘗試新的東西，然後試著結束。

So they released getting a show.

所以他們發佈了得到一個節目。

When broken is up and he's destroying and you're after him.

當破碎了，他在破壞，你在追他。

It's hard to put yourself out there and take a risk.

要把自己放在那裡，冒著風險，是很難的。

I saw something disgraceful.

我看到了一些不光彩的事情。

Yesterday I saw my first Asian homeless guy What?

昨天我看到了我的第一個亞洲流浪漢 什麼？

Grace?

Grace?

You want to speak with that Starbucks?

你想和那個星巴克說話？

He was working there to us.

他在那裡對我們工作。

That's homeless.

這就是無家可歸。

Audience doesn't know I'm trying stuff out.

觀眾不知道我在試探。

I don't tell them.

我不告訴他們。

Hey, you guys, I don't bring up my piece of paper.

嘿，你們這些傢伙，我可沒把我的那張紙拿出來。