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  • new jokes are the most intoxicating thing.

    新的笑話是最令人陶醉的事情。

  • If you have a new joke that crushes it is the best feeling on Earth when you were young guy.

    如果你有一個新的笑話,粉碎它是地球上最好的感覺,當你年輕的傢伙。

  • Because I drove with you every night and Hung hung with you when you were working on material.

    因為我每天晚上都和你一起開車,洪哥在你做材料的時候也和你一起掛。

  • I remember you tried 678 bits every night you spend all day going.

    我記得你每天晚上都要試678位,你整天去。

  • Is this funny?

    這很有趣嗎?

  • Is this e gotta?

    這是必須的嗎?

  • Here's a new bit.

    這裡有一個新的位。

  • Am I right?

    我說的對嗎?

  • It's just one funny.

    這只是一個有趣的。

  • You know how they say everything tastes like chicken.

    你知道他們說什麼東西吃起來都像雞肉。

  • You have a rattlesnake.

    你有一條響尾蛇

  • What's that?

    那是什麼?

  • Taste like chicken.

    味道像雞肉。

  • You ever have a rabbit?

    你養過兔子嗎?

  • Tastes like chicken.

    味道像雞肉。

  • You know, the only thing doesn't taste like chicken eggs.

    你知道的,唯一沒有雞蛋的味道。

  • Why?

    為什麼?

  • But it doesn't quite work.

    但它並不完全有效。

  • There's probably no better feeling than doing new material.

    可能沒有比做新材料更好的感覺了。

  • The best feeling in the world is when a new joke works.

    世界上最好的感覺就是當一個新的笑話成功的時候。

  • That is an orgasm of comedy.

    這是一個喜劇的高潮。

  • That is the That's all you're trying to achieve.

    這就是你想達到的目的。

  • That's all you're trying to chase.

    這就是你想追逐的一切。

  • Is that first laugh of the first time you said it?

    這是你說的第一次笑嗎?

  • And then after that, it diminishes.

    再之後,就會減少。

  • Every comic is a knob survey shen list.

    每個漫畫都是一個旋鈕調查shen單。

  • You know, you're always watching and absorbing.

    你知道,你總是在觀察和吸收。

  • I'm an older dad here.

    我是這裡的一個老父親。

  • I am having a kid at my age and all my friends.

    我這個年紀生孩子,我所有的朋友。

  • We're already sending their kids off the rehab.

    我們已經在送他們的孩子去戒毒所了。

  • Actually, I was writing jokes for Bush Bell Comics would they would give me back every joke that I thought was killer because the jokes were about me.

    其實,我是為布什貝爾漫畫公司寫笑話的,他們會把每一個我認為是殺手的笑話還給我,因為這些笑話都是關於我的。

  • So I want you know, enough of this.

    所以我想讓你知道,夠了。

  • Go on stage and talk about yourself.

    上臺說說自己。

  • And I've been doing that for almost 49 years.

    而我已經做了快49年了。

  • Now, the second you stop writing, they're not gonna come back.

    現在,你一停止寫作,他們就不會再來了。

  • They'll give you one time back through a second time through its like, I did kind of the same stuff.

    他們會給你一次回過頭來,通過第二次通過其喜歡,我做了一種相同的東西。

  • Third time it's less.

    第三次就少了。

  • And by the past that no one's coming.

    而由過去的無人來。

  • You're using the room for its purpose.

    你在利用房間的用途。

  • If you try to throw more new stuff out there, I throw my jokes that aren't gonna work in the middle s.

    如果你想扔更多的新東西在那裡,我扔我的笑話,是不是要去工作的中間S。

  • So I try to get him going, try the new stuff and then try to end.

    所以我試著讓他走,嘗試新的東西,然後試著結束。

  • So they released getting a show.

    所以他們發佈了得到一個節目。

  • When broken is up and he's destroying and you're after him.

    當破碎了,他在破壞,你在追他。

  • It's hard to put yourself out there and take a risk.

    要把自己放在那裡,冒著風險,是很難的。

  • I saw something disgraceful.

    我看到了一些不光彩的事情。

  • Yesterday I saw my first Asian homeless guy What?

    昨天我看到了我的第一個亞洲流浪漢 什麼?

  • Grace?

    Grace?

  • You want to speak with that Starbucks?

    你想和那個星巴克說話?

  • He was working there to us.

    他在那裡對我們工作。

  • That's homeless.

    這就是無家可歸。

  • Audience doesn't know I'm trying stuff out.

    觀眾不知道我在試探。

  • I don't tell them.

    我不告訴他們。

  • Hey, you guys, I don't bring up my piece of paper.

    嘿,你們這些傢伙,我可沒把我的那張紙拿出來。

new jokes are the most intoxicating thing.

新的笑話是最令人陶醉的事情。

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