Name: 趣多多合集 The Marvelous Mrs. (Hilarious TikTok Compilation The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel | Prime Video)
Uploaded: 2021-01-27T19:21:00.000Z
Duration: 5 min 43 s

Why do we have to pretend to be helpless when we're not helpless?

我們不是無奈，為什麼要裝作無奈？

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Why do we have to pretend to be sorry when we have nothing to be sorry about?

既然我們沒有什麼可遺憾的，為什麼還要裝作遺憾呢？

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Why do we have to pretend we're not hungry when we're hungry?

為什麼我們餓了還要裝作不餓呢？

Women are not allowed to fail, And when we finally get an opportunity to do something that isn't normally done by our sex, we get one chance.

女人是不允許失敗的，當我們終於有機會做一些通常不被我們的性別所做的事情時，我們就有一次機會。

How come men fail when people say you gave it the old college try?

人家說你給老大學試試，男人怎麼就失敗了呢？

But women fail and they say you gave it the old college try.

但女人失敗了，她們說你給老大學試試。

There's a new thing called a birth control pill.

It's just a little pill, and when you take it, you can have sex all you want and not get pregnant.

就是一個小藥片，吃了以後，你想怎麼做愛就怎麼做愛，不會懷孕。

However Onley married women are allowed to take it.

然而Onley已婚婦女是可以服用的。

你知道女人誰不希望有性行為。

Who says the Food and Drug Administration doesn't have a sense of humor?

You know what a leper convict lives with big dicks have in common?

你知道麻風病人和大雞巴的生活有什麼共同點嗎？

They're hard to find it incredibly lucky or his dick was so big.

他們很難找到它難以置信的幸運或他的傢伙是如此之大。

Even when he cheated on me, his dick was bigger.

即使他出軌的時候，他的雞巴也更大。

迪克，他說過不開迪克玩笑的。

You're acting like a four year jumped to me.

你的行為就像一個四歲的孩子跳到我面前。

For the record, they said nothing about paying us in Tampa A lifetime supply.

鄭重聲明，他們沒說要付給我們坦帕的終身供應。

但他們對一個男人這樣做，嗯？

Well, they pay him whatever tampon equivalent is for a guy and don't even have a tampon.

好吧，他們付給他什麼衛生棉條相當於一個男人，甚至沒有衛生棉條。

別讓我在這個階段哭，熟食店。

You are to starting to cry, and that's gonna make me cry.

你要開始哭了，那會讓我哭的。

Yeah, Right now I have dresses to buy and hats to buy and shoes to buy and purses to buy.

是啊，現在我有裙子要買，帽子要買，鞋子要買，錢包要買。

Should we maybe make some money before we go broke and have to blow job our way across Europe?

我們是不是應該在破產前賺點錢，然後再去歐洲吹簫？

So look, like I'm sitting here thinking about some goddamn looking, sucking, whacking lemonade.

所以，你看，就像我坐在這裡想 一些該死的尋找，吸，捶打檸檬水。

Just one, please haven't been anywhere near the beach.

就一個，請你不要再靠近海灘了。

And I have sand in my ass that says more about you than it does about Florida.

我的屁股裡有沙子，這說明你比佛羅里達州更多。

There is no food, and I'm literally starving.

我只是聽到了洋芋沙拉這兩個字。

There's only so much a man can take in his own house.

一個人在自己的房子裡只能承受這麼多。

Even though it's Wednesday and Wednesday is the day I stay home and work without pants, I'll admit that sometimes I tune people out, but mostly because they rarely have anything useful or interesting to say.

儘管今天是週三，週三是我呆在家裡工作的日子，不穿褲子，但我承認，有時我把人們調出來，但主要是因為他們很少有什麼有用的或有趣的東西說。

You know how much you could accomplish getting up at 4 30 every day.

你知道你每天4點半起床能完成多少任務嗎？

Believe me, if there's anything you want to get done that you don't want anyone else to know about, you get up at 4.

相信我，如果你有什麼想做的事，又不想讓別人知道，你4點就起床。

I knew this fell out of Jersey cement business.

我就知道這是從澤西島水泥企業掉出來的。

He always said, If you want to kill someone, you do it in 4.

他總是說，如果你想殺人，你就在4裡做。

I am gonna be all of them the rest of my life.