♪ As essential as underwear ♪

像內衣一樣重要

♪ If I were you, I'd buy two ♪

如果我是你，我會買兩個

♪ Gloves ♪

? 手套?

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

是啊，是啊，是啊！

[groaning]

[呻吟]

Oh, Mr. Glove, Mr. Glove! Oh, I, I'm your biggest fan!

哦，手套先生，手套先生!哦, 我, 我是你的忠實粉絲!

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

- Huh? - I need repair.

- 咦？- 我需要修理。

- I need repair. - Shhh! Shhh!

- 我需要修理。- 噓！噓！

- Stupid! - I need repair.

- 笨蛋！- 我需要修理。

- I need repair. - Shut up, shut up, shut up!

- 我需要修理。- 閉嘴，閉嘴，閉嘴！

Ooh! Huh?

哦！

Patrick!

帕特里克！

What are you doing to our childhood hero?

你要對我們的童年英雄做什麼？

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Freeze, vandals!

不許動，破壞者！

Oh officers, he didn't mean to kill Hieronymus Glove!

哦，警官，他不是故意要殺希羅尼姆斯-手套的！

He just doesn't know his own strength.

他只是不知道自己的實力。

He didn't kill anyone, Kid.

他沒有殺任何人，基德

This is not a real head.

這不是一個真正的頭。

It's an animatrinonical dummy head.

這是一個動畫的假人頭。

The real Hieronymus Glove has been frozen in ice for decades now.

真正的希羅尼姆斯手套已經被冰封幾十年了。

Oh, Patrick. It was only a robot head.

哦，帕特里克。這只是一個機器人頭。

Ooh! For a minute there, I thought we were in trouble.

我還以為我們有麻煩了呢

Ahh!

啊！

You are in trouble!

你有麻煩了！

And you're going to Glove World jail!

而你要去手套世界的監獄!

Hey little guy. Come back!

嘿，小傢伙。回來！

[laughing]

[笑]

You're too little to be on your own.

你太小了，不能獨自一人。

[laughing]

[笑]

[straining]

[緊張]

I need repair.

我需要修理。

Ooh.

哦。

I need repair. I…

我需要修理。I…

Reboot. Reboot.

重新啟動。重新啟動。

Hmm. Hmm? Hmm.

嗯，嗯？嗯。

Alright. Break time!

好吧，我知道了休息時間！

Hey! You grease monkeys don't get breaks.

嘿，你們這群油猴是沒有休息時間的。

Put my head back on my body this bloomin' instant!

把我的頭放回我的身體上，這該死的瞬間！

Yeah, we'll get right on that, gov'na.

是啊，我們會得到正確的，政府的娜。

[laughing]

[笑]

[growling]

[咆哮]

Whoa!

哇！

[growling]

[咆哮]

If I see that pink dimwitted doughboy again,

如果我再看到那個粉紅色的笨蛋麵糰男孩，

I'll take his blooming head off!

我要把他的腦袋砍下來！

Ooh! Sock World prototype?

哦，襪子世界的原型？

The experimental prototype. Smelly city of the future.

實驗性的原型。未來的臭城市。

Don't you love it, little guy?

你不喜歡嗎，小傢伙？

Little guy!

小傢伙！

Oh! Maybe he's hiding in my mouth!

也許他藏在我的嘴裡!

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

There he is!

他在那裡！

[laughing]

[笑]

Let's go!

我們走吧！

Whoa!

哇！

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Nobody breaks off my bloomin' head and gets away with it!

沒有人可以把我的頭擰下來，然後逃之夭夭！

I'm Hieronymus Glove!

我是傑羅姆手套！

Ooh!

哦！

Ohh.

哦。

[sighing]

[嘆氣]

Patrick!

帕特里克！

[squealing]

[尖叫聲]

Follow that kid!

跟著那小子！

No! Stop this friend! Stop!

不，阻止這個朋友！阻止！

Stop!

停下來！

Whoa! There he is!

哇！他在那裡！

[roaring]

[咆哮]

Do you feel a draft, SpongeBob?

你感覺到什麼了嗎，海綿寶寶？

I was gonna ask you the same thing.

我也想問你同樣的問題

[giggling]

[傻笑]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Patrick, no more playing footsie.

帕特里克，不要再玩腳氣了

We gotta save that kid!

我們得救那個孩子！

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

- Now we gotcha! - Huh?

- 現在，我們得到了你！- 咦？

Come here, the rest of us!

過來，我們其他人！

Now I got you!

現在我抓住你了！

Hieronymus Glove's robot!

傑羅姆-手套的機器人！

Hey, you found the kid! Thanks. We'll take him off your hands now.

嘿，你找到那孩子了！謝謝你們我們現在就把他從你的手裡帶走。

Sure, you can have him. Right after I take off his bloomin' head!

當然，你可以擁有他。等我把他的頭摘下來之後! Right after I take off his bloomin' head!

[gasping]

[喘氣]

No!

不！

Mmm.

嗯。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[laughing]

[笑]

Enough!

夠了！

No, no, just won't do at all.

不，不，就是完全不行。

Put those heads back on their bodies, post haste.

把這些人的頭放回身體上，匆忙後。

Splendid!

太棒了！

Wow! Are you real Hieronymus Glove?

哇！你真的是Hieronymus Glove嗎?

Ho ho, splendid.

嗬嗬，燦爛的。

I'm afraid I'm the real Hieronymus Glove.

恐怕我才是真正的希羅尼姆斯手套。

And I'm at your service.

我為你服務。

We love your gloves.

我們喜歡你的手套。

Splendid!

太棒了！

And since being terrorized by our robots has never been Glove World policy,

因為被我們的機器人恐嚇從來都不是手套世界的政策。

you are all hereby released from Glove jail!

你們都被從手套監獄裡放出來了!

We've been pardoned!

我們被赦免了！

Splendid!

太棒了！

Splendid.

很好

And for proving yourself to be unselfish and kind,

併為證明自己的無私和善良。

I'm going to give all of Glove World to the both of you!

我將把手套世界全部交給你們兩個人!

[gasping]

[喘氣]

Really?

真的嗎？

Of course not!

當然不是！

[laughing]

[笑]

I may be cryogenically frozen but I'm not a loony.

我可能被低溫冷凍，但我不是瘋子。

[laughing]

[笑]