AND IMPRESSIVE ACTING CAREER THAT IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO

和令人印象深刻的演藝生涯，這將是不可能的。

SING ET-- SINGLE OUT JUST ONE ROLE LET ALONE JUST ONE SCENE,

SING ET -- SINGLE OUT JUST ONE ROLE LET ALONE JUST ONE SCENE,

IMPOSSIBLE.

不可能的。

BUT THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE HAVE DONE.

但這正是我們所做的。

LET'S GO TO THE CLIP.

讓我們去剪輯。

LET'S GO TO THE CLIP.

讓我們去剪輯。

LET'S GO TO THE CLIP.

讓我們去剪輯。

>> James: NOW THAT WAS YOU ABSOLUTELY GOING TO TOWN

>> 詹姆斯。現在，那是你絕對要去城裡

ON A SAXOPHONE.

在一個薩克斯風。

BUT, YOU DO NOT, IN FACT, PLAY THE SAXOPHONE.

但是，你不，事實上，演奏薩克斯風。

CORRECT?

正確嗎？

>> I'M FANTASTIC AT FAKE FLAYING-- PLAYING IT.

>> 我很擅長假戲真做... ...假戲真做。

BUT I'M TERRIBLE.

但我是可怕的。

>> James: WHICH MAKES YOU THE PERFECT PERSON WE NEED TO SORT

>> 詹姆斯。你是我們需要的最佳人選。

OUT THE PLAYERS FROM THE FAKEERS IN THE GAME THAT WE CALL CAN

從我們稱之為 "可以 "的遊戲中的假人中找出球員。

THEY PLAY.

他們玩。

CAN THEY PLAY.

他們可以玩。

♪ >> James: LET'S MEET OUR

>>詹姆斯。讓我們來見見我們的

STAFFERS WHO ARE PLAYING TONIGHT.

職員誰是玩今晚。

HEY STAFFERS, HOW ARE WE DOING?

嘿，員工們，我們怎麼做？

>> HEY JAMES.

>> 嘿，詹姆斯。

>> HEY JAMES.

>> 嘿，詹姆斯。

>> HI.

>> HI。

>> HI ROB.

>> HI ROB.

>> James: NOW ROB, AS YOU CAN SEE, EACH STACHER-- STAFFER IS

>> 詹姆斯。現在，羅伯，你可以看到，每個員工 - 員工是

HOLDING A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT BUT, AND THIS IS THE IMPORTANT

持有樂器，但是，這是最重要的。

PART OF THIS, ROB LOWE, ONLY THREE OF THEM CAN ACTUALLY PLAY

其中一部分，羅伯-洛夫，他們中只有三個人能夠真正地打球。

THAT INSTRUMENT.

該儀器。

YOUR TASK IS TO IDENTIFY THE THREE PEOPLE WHO CAN'T PLAY.

你的任務是找出三個不能玩的人。

NOW DON'T GUESS RIGHT AWAY.

現在不要馬上猜測。

YOU CAN ASK THEM QUESTIONS FIRST.

你可以先問他們問題。

JUST KNOW THAT THEY MAY NOT ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS

你要知道，他們可能不會回答這些問題。

TRUTHFULLY.

真誠地。

SO WHO DO YOU WANT TO GO TO FIRST, ROB.

你想先找誰，羅伯？

WHO IS YOUR INTEREST HERE?

誰是你的興趣所在？

>> WELL, I MEAN COME ON, IT'S GOT TO BE DIANNE WITH WHATEVER

>> 我的意思是，來吧，它必須是戴安娜與任何東西。

THE HELL SHE IS HOLDING.

她的地獄舉行。

>> HI.

>> HI。

>> James: GOOD QUESTION, DIANNE, WHAT ARE YOU HOLDING

>> 好問題，戴安娜，你拿的是什麼？

THERE?

在那裡？

>> IN IS A CORA.

>> IN是一個CORA。

AND IT'S A CROSS BETWEEN A LUTE AND A HARP IT ORIGINATED IN THE

它是琴和琴之間的一個交叉點，它起源於

WESTAFER CAN COUNTRY OF GAM BEAH AND IT'S PREVALENT IN MALI,

WESTAFER CAN國的GAM BEAH和它在馬利的流行。

SENEGAL-- AND I LOVE IT.

塞內加爾 -- 我愛它。

IT IS A GORGEOUS, HANDMADE INSTRUMENT.

它是一個華麗的，手工製作的儀器。

>> James: HOW LONG HAVE YOU PLAYED THIS INSTRUMENT, DIANE?

>> 詹姆斯：你玩這個樂器多久了，戴安？

>> WELL, I FIRST DISCOVERED THIS ABOUT 20 YEARS AGO, ACTUALLY

>> 好吧，我第一次發現這個大約20年前，實際上。

WHEN I VISITED NIGERIA WITH A FRIEND OF MINE.

當我和我的一個朋友訪問尼日利亞的時候。

THIS IS NOT THAT PRIF LENT IN NIGERIA BUT MY FRIEND WHO HAVE

這不是那個在尼日利亞的PRIF LENT，而是我的朋友們有。

FAMILY THERE, SHE ACTUALLY HAD THE INSTRUMENT AND SHE TAUGHT ME

家人在那裡，她實際上有儀器，她教我。

HOW TO PLAY DURING MY VISIT.

在我訪問期間如何玩。

>> James: ROB, ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS FOR DIANE?

>> 詹姆斯羅伯，還有什麼問題要問黛安嗎？

>> I THINK A WITNESS IS HUGE, I THOUGHT THAT WAS VERY

>> 我認為一個證人是巨大的，我認為這是非常。

CONVINCING.

令人信服的。

>> James: LET'S GO TO SOME OTHER PEOPLE AND ASK THEM

>> 詹姆斯：讓我們去找其他的人，問他們。

QUESTIONS HERE, WHERE ELSE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO.

問題在這裡，你想去哪裡。

>> LET'S GO TO NATE WHO IS EITHER HUGE OR HE IS HOLDING THE

>> 讓我們去內特誰是巨大的，或者他是持有的。

WORLD'S TINIEST BONGOS.

世界上最迷你的BONGOS。

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON.

我不知道發生了什麼。

>> James: IS THAT A SET OF BONGOS YOU'VE GOT THERE, NATE?

>> 詹姆斯。那是你的一套邦戈斯嗎，內特？

>> YES, THEY ARE.

>> 是的，他們是。

>> James: CAN I ASK A QUESTION, I DON'T WANT THIS TO

>> 詹姆斯。我可以問一個問題，我不希望這一點。

SEEM RUDE, NATE, WHO CAN'T PLAY THE BONGOS?

看起來很粗魯，內特，誰不會玩邦戈斯？

>> THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.

>> 這是個好問題。

I HAVE BEEN PLAYING SINCE I WAS FIVE SO I GUESS EVERYONE.

我從五歲起就開始玩了，所以我猜大家都在玩。

>> James: I THINK EVERYBODY PLAYED THE BONGOS AT FIVE,

>> 詹姆斯我想每個人都會在五點鐘玩邦戈斯。

DIDN'T THEY?

他們沒有嗎？

IT'S.

它的。

>> PRETTY SURE YOU ARE RIGHT.

>> 我敢肯定你是對的。

>> James: OKAY NATE, OKAY, OKAY.

>> 詹姆斯。好吧，內特，好吧，好吧。

ANYONE ELSE YOU WANT TO TALK TO HERE, ROB.

還有誰想在這裡談談嗎，羅伯？

>> LET'S SEE WHAT ROBERTA HAS GOT GOING ON.

>> 讓我們看看羅伯塔都幹了些什麼。

>> James: ANYTHING YOU WANT TO KNOW HERE?

>> 詹姆斯。你有什麼想知道的嗎？

>> I WOULD ASK YOU DO YOU KNOW WHAT GROUP DID IAN ANDERSON PLAY

>> 我想問你，你知道艾恩-安德森在哪個樂隊演出嗎？

FOR?

為什麼？

>> OH PLEASE.

>> 哦，請。

JUT RO TULL, MY FAVORITE.

JUT RO TULL，我的最愛。

I PLAYED ALMOST EF LEE-- EVERY ONE OF THOSE SONGS, I LOVE THEM.

我玩了幾乎所有的EF李... 這些歌曲的每一個，我愛他們。

>> James: I WILL TELL YOU, ROB, AND IT'S A KNOWN THING AT

>> James:我會告訴你，羅伯，這是一個已知的事情。

THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" THAT ROBERTA IS A FIRST CLASS LIAR.

"遲到的，遲到的節目"，羅伯塔是一個一流的金光黨。

SO LIKE THAT, I SHOULD JUST LET YOU KNOW THAT BECAUSE I KNOW

所以像這樣，我應該讓你知道，因為我知道。

THAT YOU WHAT YOU JUST SAW, IT FELT SO BLEEIVEL.

你剛才看到的東西，感覺很爽。

LET'S MOVE ON.

讓我們繼續前進。

ANYONE ELSE, ROB, THAT YOU LIKE THE LOOK OF HERE?

還有誰，羅伯，你喜歡這裡的樣子？

>> I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK.

>> 我是說，你覺得呢？

YOU KNOW THESE CULPRITS.

你知道這些壞蛋。

YOU KNO THESE CHARACTERS.

你知道這些人物。

>> James: WELL, LET'S GO TO TERRENCE WHO I HAVE TO SAY,

>> 詹姆斯好了，讓我們去泰倫斯 我必須說。

LOOKS LIKE HE'S HOLDING A TUBA FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE.

看上去他是第一次拿著一個TUBA在他的生活中。

>> HEY JAMES, HI ROB.

>> 嘿，詹姆斯，嗨，羅伯。

>> James: THIS IS A TUBA RIGHT.

>> 詹姆斯。這是一個TUBA權利。

>> YES, THIS IS A CON TRA-BASE TUBA.

>> 是的，這是一個CON TRA -BASE TUBA。

>> TERRENCE, WHERE DO YOU LIKE TO WOODSHED.

>> 特倫斯，你喜歡在哪裡做木屋。

>> I DON'T KNOW, WHERE DO I-- I DON'T.

>> 我不知道，我在哪裡... 我不知道。

>> James: I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON EITHER.

>> 詹姆斯。我也不知道發生了什麼。

IF YOU AT HOME ARE CONFUSED BUT ROB LOWE SOUNDS LIKE HE IS.

如果你在家裡感到困惑，但羅伯・羅伊聽起來像他。

>> IF YOU WERE A REAL HORN PLAYER YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND THE

>> 如果你是一個真正的喇叭演奏者，你就會明白，你會發現，你是一個真正的喇叭演奏者。

PHRASE WOODSHEDDING.

PHRASE WOODSHEDDING。

NOW I'M DEEPLY SUSPICIOUS.

現在，我非常懷疑。

>> James: LET'S GO TO MELVIN.

>> 詹姆斯。我們去梅爾文。

HOW ARE YOU, MELVIN?

你怎麼樣，梅爾文？

ARE YOU OKAY?

你沒事吧？

>> I'M DOING EXCELLENT, GREAT, GREAT.

>> 我做得很好，很好，很好。

>> James: NOW TALK US THROUGH WHAT YOU HAVE GOT IN FRONT OF

>> 詹姆斯。現在跟我們說說你面前的東西

YOU HERE, MELVIN.

你在這裡，梅爾文。

>> THIS HERE IS AN 82 KEY PIANO THAT I GOT FROM A-- .

>> 這是一個82鍵鋼琴，我從A - -。

>> James: ROB LOWE, DO WE BELIEVE HIM?

>> James:羅伯-洛夫，我們相信他嗎？

>> I LIKE THE CALLBACK.

>> 我喜歡回電。

HE WENT FOR THAT.

他去了。

IS IT ANY DIFFERENT THAN A SINCLAVIER REASONS NOT AT ALL T

這與辛辛苦苦做的事有甚麼不同？

IS ACTUALLY THE SAME THING.

實際上是一樣的東西。

>> James: LET'S GO TO STEVE WHO LOOKS LIKE HE SHOULD PLAY

>> 詹姆斯。Let's go to STEVE who LOOKS LIKE HE SHOULD PLAY(看起來應該打球)。

GUITAR.

吉他：

WALKED AROUND THE PLACE LIKE HE PLAYS GUITAR.

走了一圈的地方，就像他彈吉他。

BUT HAS THE RHYTHM AND MUSICALITY OF A SIX YEAR OLD.

但有一個六歲的韻律和音樂性。

SO WHO IS YOUR INFLUENCES, STEVE?

那麼，誰是你的影響者，史蒂夫？

>> INFLUENTIAL -- INFLUENTIALS ARE SO MANY.

>> 影響力 -- -- 影響力是如此之大。

BUT I GUESS I WOULD HAVE TO GO WITH THE BIG ONE, JIMI

但我想我還是得選大的那個，JIMI。

HENDRICKS.

HENDRICKS.

HE WAS PROBABLY MY FIRST.

他可能是我的第一個。

>> JAMES, HOW DO WE FEEL ABOUT HIM USING SUCH A PLAT ANTLEY

>> 詹姆士，我們對他使用這種板式安利有什麼看法？

OBVIOUS REFERENCE LIKE JIMMY-- JIMI HENDRICKS, DO WE

像吉米這樣的明顯參考--吉米-亨德里克斯，我們要不要

FEEL LIKE-- .

感覺就像...

>> James: I DON'T KNOW, THERE ARE A FEW HE COULD HAVE GONE

>> 詹姆斯。我不知道，有幾個他可以走了。

WITH.

與：

BUT I BELIEVE THE HERND RISK OF IT ALL-- HENDRIX.

但我相信這一切的風險... ...亨得利。

IS HE EVEN DOING A MOVE LIKE-- HE IS VERY SIMILAR TO

他是做一個動作喜歡 - 他是非常相似的，以

ROBERTA IN THAT HE IS A KNOWN LIAR.

羅伯塔在他是一個已知的金光黨。

AND I WILL SAY,-- IT IS THE MOMENT OF TRUTH NOW, ROB.

我要說的是 -- 現在是真理的時刻了，羅伯。

WE HAVE GOT TO START PAIRING THIS DOWN.

我們必須開始配對這個。

WHO DO YOU THINK CAN PLAY THEIR INSTRUMENTS?

你覺得誰能演奏樂器？

>> WELL, LIKE YOU SAID, WHO CAN'T PLAY THE BONGO.

>> 好吧，就像你說的，誰不會玩BONGO。

I GOT TO SAY NATE CAN PLAY THOSE.

我得說內特可以玩這些。

BECAUSE ANYBODY CAN PLAY, RIGHT.

因為任何人都可以玩，對吧。

AM I WRONG?

我錯了嗎？

NATE, CAN YOU PLAY THE BONGOS.

奈特，你能彈奏邦戈斯嗎？

>> HOLD ON.

>> 堅持住。

I GOT BIGGER ONES.

我得到了更大的傢伙。

>> James: HANG ON A MINUTE, IT'S PERCUSSION, IT'S FULL

>> James:等一下，這是percusSION，這是完整的

DRUMS.

DRUMS：

♪ >> James: NATE, THAT WAS SO

>>詹姆斯。內特，這是如此

IMPRESSIVE.

令人印象深刻。

JUST WAIT THERE ONE MINUTE, SORRY NATE, SORRY, ROB.

等一下，對不起，內特，對不起，羅伯。

HEY, YES, NO, I JUST SAW IT.

嘿，是的，不，我只是看到了它。

WE CAN FIRE GUILLERMO.

我們可以解僱guillermo。

OKAY, JUST LET HIM KNOW, OR TEXT HIM.

好吧，只是讓他知道，或簡訊他。

ALL RIGHT.

好吧。

NATE, THAT WAS FANTASTIC.

內特，這是夢幻般的。

WELL DONE.

做得很好。

ALL RIGHT, THAT IS ONE DUN.

好吧，這是一個鄧。

ROB, WHAT IS YOUR SECOND PICK.

羅伯，你的第二選擇是什麼？

WHO HERE DO YOU THINK CAN PLAY THEIR INSTRUMENTS.

你認為這裡誰能演奏他們的樂器：

>> I FEEL LIKE ROBERTA FEELS LIKE I COULD PICTURE HER IN THE

>> 我覺得羅伯塔感覺就像我可以把她畫出來一樣。

HIGH SCHOOL ORCHESTRA PLAYING THAT FLUTE.

高中管絃樂隊演奏的長笛。

>> James: ROBERTA CAN YOU PLAY THE FLUTE?

>> 詹姆斯：羅伯塔你能吹笛子嗎？

>> James: ROBERTA CAN YOU PLAY THE FLUTE?

>> 詹姆斯：羅伯塔你能吹笛子嗎？

>> James: ROBERTA CAN YOU PLAY THE FLUTE?

>> 詹姆斯：羅伯塔你能吹笛子嗎？

I TOLD YOU SHE IS A PHENOMENAL LIAR.

我告訴過你她是個天才的金光黨。

>> GOT ME.

>> 抓住我了。

>> James: ROBERTA YOU EVEN MADE ME, WHEN YOU HELD IT WITH

>> 詹姆斯。羅伯塔，你甚至讓我，當你抱著它與。

THE THING, I WAS LIKE OH MY GOD.

的東西，我很喜歡哦，我的上帝。

ALL RIGHT, ROB, SO YOU GOT ONE RIGHT, ONE WRONG, IT IS YOUR

好吧，羅伯，所以你有一個正確的，一個錯誤的，這是你的。

FINAL PICK.

最後的選擇。

USE IT WISELY.

明智地使用它。

WHO OUT OF TERRENCE, DIANE, STEVE OR MELVIN DO YOU THINK CAN

你覺得TERRENCE DIANE STEVE或者MELVIN中誰能做到？

PLAY THEIR INSTRUMENT.

玩他們的樂器。

>> I MEAN YOU GOT TO GO WITH DIANE AT THIS POINTS.

>> 我的意思是，你得跟戴安在這個點上。

I MEAN THE LEVEL OF THE SPECIFICNESS, SPECIFICITY, I

我指的是規格的水準，規格，我。

CAN'T SAY THAT WRD, YOU KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.

我不能這麼說，你知道我在說什麼。

>> James: YES.

>> 詹姆斯。是的。

>> THE DETAIL WITH WHICH YOU SPOKE OF THAT WERE MIND BLOWING.

>> 你說的那些細節讓人心驚肉跳。

AND EITHER YOU READ IT OFF WIKIPEDIA OR YOU COULD PLAY THE

無論是你從維基百科上讀到的，還是你可以玩的。

HELL OUT OF THAT THING.

該死的那個東西。

>> James: DIANE, CAN YOU PLAY THE CORA?

>> 詹姆斯。戴安，你可以玩的CORA？

>> WIKIPEDIA.

>> WIKIPEDIA.

>> James: DIANE, THAT IS TERRIBLE.

>> 戴安，太可怕了

AGAIN, SENSATIONAL CONFIDENCE IN THE WAY YOU WERE DESCRIBING

再說一遍，你描述的方式是感性的信任。

THAT.

那。

>> TOTALLY.

>>完全是。

I AM AS GOOD AS THIS GAME AS I AM PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE.

我和這個遊戲一樣好，因為我是玩薩克斯風。

>> James: OKAY.

>> 詹姆斯。好的。

WELL, LET'S SEE WHO ELSE CAN PLAY, STEVE, CAN YOU PLAY.

好吧，讓我們看看還有誰能玩，史蒂夫，你能玩嗎？

TAKE IT AWAY.

把它帶走。

♪ >> James: STEVE, THAT WAS

>>詹姆斯。史蒂夫，那是

INCREDIBLE.

難以置信的。

MELVIN, CAN YOU PLAY, TAKE IT AWAY.

梅爾文，你可以玩，把它拿走。

♪.

♪.

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> James: SOME REAL TALENT THERE.

>> 詹姆斯：一些真正的人才在那裡。

AND FINALLY TERRENCE, CAN YOU PLAY?

最後是TERRENCE，你會玩嗎？

>> James: ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE.

>> 詹姆斯。ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE.

TERRIBLE.

糟糕的。

THANK YOU EVERYBODY FOR PLAYING.

謝謝大家的遊戲。

THAT WAS CAN THEY PLAY.

那是他們可以玩。

GUYS, I WOULD LIKE YOU ALL, ALL SIX OF YOU TO PLAY US OUT TO

夥計們，我想請你們，你們六個人都來和我們玩玩。

BREAK.

BREAK：

OKAY?

好嗎？

TAKE IT AWAY.

把它帶走。

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."

我們馬上回來，更多的 "深夜秀"。

♪

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