Um Patrick I was--

嗯，帕特里克，我是 -

[laughing]

[笑]

Encore!

再來！

[laughing]

[笑]

[laughing]

[笑]

Any second now.

現在隨時都有可能。

SpongeBob, this is the final straw.

海綿寶寶，這是最後一根稻草了

[growling]

[咆哮]

Sister Sam, rearrange now!

珊珊姐，重新安排！

Please don't.

請不要這樣

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Hole in one!

一個洞！

Good morning.

早晨好

Sorry, we woke you.

對不起，我們吵醒你了。

- Hey Pal. - Rematch next Saturday?

- 嘿，夥計。- 下週六再戰？

Rain or shine, SpongeBob, rain or shine.

不管晴天還是雨天，海綿寶寶，不管晴天還是雨天。

Hey SpongeBob, the sky had a baby!

嘿，海綿寶寶，天空有了一個孩子！

I know. What do you think we should name it?

我知道，你覺得我們應該叫什麼名字？你覺得我們應該給它取什麼名字？

How about--

怎麼樣...

Why don't you two go climb it's anchor rope?

你們兩個為什麼不去爬它的錨繩？

I'm sure it goes somewhere far away.

我相信它一定會去很遠的地方。

Now look what you've done!

現在看看你做了什麼！

Squidward! Wake up, I need some help!

章魚哥！醒醒，我需要幫助！

Squidward! Help!

章魚哥！救命啊！

Be quiet, SpongeBob!

安靜，海綿寶寶！

Help!

幫忙！

SpongeBob, what are you doing?

海綿寶寶，你在做什麼？

I'm talking to you!

我在跟你說話呢！

SpongeBob, SpongeBob! Are you mad?

海綿寶寶，海綿寶寶！你瘋了嗎？

Shut your mouth, you mediocre clarinet player.

閉上你的嘴，你這個平庸的單簧管手。

Mediocre?

平庸？

Thank you, Patrick!

謝謝你，帕特里克！

[beeping]

[嗶嗶聲]

Oh, no!

哦，不！

[screaming]

[尖叫]

On the count of three. One, two.

我數到三一，二

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Say, is this the home of Squidward Tentacles?

說，這裡是章魚哥觸手的家嗎？

The one that was for sale?

賣的那個？

Sure is.

當然是。

Eh! This place is a wreck.

Eh!這個地方是一個殘骸。

I'm Nick Fishkins and I do not want to buy this home.

我是Nick Fishkins，我不想買這房子。

Not sold!

不賣！

I - I can't believe you did that.

我--我不相信你會這麼做。

You're welcome!

不客氣！

Oh!

哦！

[groaning]

[呻吟]

Man, he really trashed this place.

夥計，他真的把這個地方毀了。

Okay, Barnicle Star, let's be super good

好了，棒棒星，讓我們做個超級好的人吧

and glue all of Squidward's stuff back together.

然後把章魚哥的東西都粘起來

Well, how do we do that?

那麼，我們該怎麼做呢？

Oh Patrick, It's right here in A214, we have super saliva.

帕特里克，就在A214，我們有超級口水。

[laughing]

[笑]

Hello.

你好啊

Oh, looks like my guest left already.

哦，看來我的客人已經離開了。

Ah, home, sweet, oh, oh, oh, oh!

啊，家，親愛的，哦，哦，哦，哦！

Home.

家。

[laughing]

[笑]

I should just walk away right now.

我應該馬上離開

What a surprise. I invited them in and I left them alone.

真是個驚喜。我請他們進來，我就不打擾他們了。

Meow.

喵。

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Meow.

喵。

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Meow.

喵。

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Meow.

喵。

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Meow.

喵。

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Meow.

喵。

Ah! Ah! Uh oh!

啊！

Hey, listen.

嘿，聽。

Everything must go!

所有的東西都得走！

Well, that's the last of it.

好了，這是最後的了。

I've given you everything but the shirt off my back.

我已經給了你所有的東西，除了我背後的襯衫。

Get out of my house!

滾出我的房子！

That'll get em out.

那會讓他們出來。

Ah!

啊！

Sorry about your house, Squidward.

你家的事我很遺憾，章魚哥

Be quiet! All right [unintelligible]

安靜！好吧 [聽不懂]

Woah!

哇！

Ah!

啊！

Oh!

哦！

My house, my shelter.

我的房子，我的住所。

Yeah!

是啊！

[sirens]

[警笛呼嘯]

My house.

我的房子。

You just missed the fire.

你只是錯過了火。

What happened to my house?

我的房子怎麼了？

Oh, some knucklehead left a casserole in the oven.

哦，有些笨蛋把一個砂鍋留在了烤箱裡。

[music]

[音樂]

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

My house.

我的房子。

By reading another person's diary,

通過閱讀別人的日記。

you have violated the terms of your loan.

你違反了你的貸款條款。

We are repossessing your house.

我們正在收回你的房子。

Wh-- What?

什麼？

Take it away, boys?

把它拿走，孩子們？

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Squidward's house wants to play, too.

章魚哥家也想玩。

My house!

我的房子！

Hello sunshine. Ha, ha.

你好，陽光。哈，哈。

[sighing]

[嘆氣]

Oh, what a beautiful morning.

哦，多麼美麗的早晨。

Just perfect.

只是完美。

Back, back, back.

後面，後面，後面。

Okay, now that's good.

好了，現在這是很好的。

Perfect.

完美的。

Squidward, Squidward, Squidward,

章魚哥，章魚哥，章魚哥。

Squidward, Squid, Squid, Squidward

章魚哥，章魚哥，章魚哥，章魚哥！

Squid, Squid, Squidward

魷魚，魷魚，魷魚向

Squid, Squid, Squidward

魷魚，魷魚，魷魚向

Squid, Squid, Squidward

魷魚，魷魚，魷魚向

Squidward, Squidward, Squidward.

章魚哥，章魚哥，章魚哥。

Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward

章魚哥，章魚哥，章魚哥，章魚哥，章魚哥。

Squidward.

章魚哥

Squidward.

章魚哥

Squidward.

章魚哥

Squidward.

章魚哥

What's going on?

發生什麼事了？

Threat detected!

檢測到威脅！

Code Red, Code Red!

紅色代碼，紅色代碼！

[laughing]

[笑]

It's like a carnival ride!

這就像一個狂歡的遊樂設施!

Run for your lives!

逃命吧！

What the-- What are you doing?

你在做什麼？

Huh?

咦？

Ah!

啊！

Ah!

啊！

[humming]

[哼哼]

Hey, ladies, check out my new shell.

嘿，女士們，看看我的新殼。

Ooh, looking sharp, Tony.

哦，看起來很鋒利，託尼。

My house!

我的房子！

Come back!

回來！