Welcome to Vanity. What are we doing for you today?

歡迎來到Vanity?請問我們可以為你服務什麼嗎？

Oh...oh... just the trim.

喔...喔... 只要稍微修剪一下而已

Your name?

你的名字？

Suzy Arsenal

Suzy Arsenal

Okay... There's a bit of a wait

好...需要稍等一下噢

Really? Doesn't look that way.

真的嗎？看起來不像這樣耶

Would you like some candy while you wait?

在你等的時候，需要一些糖果嗎？

Oh...no...thank you...That's okay.

噢...不用...謝謝...這樣就好。

They're delicious.

他們很美味。

And the spot just opened up.

然後位子現在開放了。

Hi. So what are we doing for you today?

你好。今天有什麼我們可以為你服務的？

Oh.... just an inch off the bottom

噢...只要下面剪短一吋。

Okay... You know...I think you can do something a little more edgy. Your hair is looking a bit boring.

好...我覺得你可以嘗試什麼比較不一樣的。你的髮型看起來有一點無聊。

I don't really...

我真的不...

Oh...Hi....So what are we doing for you today?

噢...你好...今天有什麼我們可以為你服務的？

Oh... I... just an inch off the bottom.

噢...我...只要下面剪短一吋。

Okay...You know...I think you could do something a bit more exotic.

好...你知道...我覺得你可以嘗試什麼比較不一樣的。

Really? I don't think...

真的嗎？我不覺得...

Don't you worry. We're professionals.

不用擔心。我們是專業的。

I'm excited! How's it looking?

我好期待喔！我看起來如何？

You know... with the new cut...color doesn't match anymore. Her hair needs to be thicker...much thicker...

你知道...你的顏色和你的新髮型有點不搭。他的頭髮需要更厚一點...更厚...

What? You make my hair look thinner?

什麼？你讓我的頭髮看起來很薄？

No... You just have thin hair. Birth effect. The cut makes you look thinner. A darker shade blade the appearance of thickness and volume. Right now... you look like you're bolding. Hand me the toner.

不是...你就是有比較薄的頭髮。天生的。這個髮型讓你的頭髮看你來更薄。深色的髮色會增加你頭髮的厚度和髪量。現在，你看起來像光頭。把調色計給我。

NO... wait...wait...wait...I just came in for the...

不...等等...等等...等等...我來只是為了....

Ma'am... Please stop. We're professionals.

女士...請停止。我們是專家。

I don't know about this...

我不知道....

Look...You're nervous. But it's not gonna look that different. You do wanna look beautiful, don't you?

你看...你在緊張...但是他不會看起來有什麼多大的差別。你想要看起來漂亮，不是嗎？

Just don't make it too dark.

不要讓他看起來太深。

Would you care have some tea?

你需要一杯茶嗎？

Oh... no... I'm okay... Thank you.

不...不...我很好...謝謝。

Hot cocoa?

熱巧克力？

No... I'm good for now... Thank you.

不...沒關係不用了，謝謝。

Tequila?

龍舌蘭酒？

Is that allowed? No... coffee is fine.

這是被允許的嗎？不...咖啡就好。

You know... the face doesn't match the hair anymore.

你知道...你的臉和你的髮型不搭了。

What do you mean my hair doesn't match my face?

什麼叫做我的頭髮和我的臉不搭？

We'll have to fix your face.

我們要修你的臉。

Excuse me...I'm still right here. How the fu** are you gonna fix my face?

不好意思...我還在這裡。你要怎麼修我的臉？

You see...Your hair color is dark now, making you look pale. That's not attractive. We just have to fix your makeup to match your hair.

你看...你的髮色現在很深，讓你看起來很蒼白。這並不吸引人。我們要重新幫你化妝讓她搭配你的新髮型。

I already came in with the makeup on.

我來的時候已經有化妝了。

Yes! That was your old hair. This is your new hair. We just gonna touch it up. It won't take long. You're gonna look good.

對！那是配你的舊髮型！現在你換了一個新髮型了。我們只是要稍加修飾一下而已。不會花多久時間的。你會看起來很美的。

I just didn't plan on changing this much today.

我只是沒有計劃今天要改變這麼多。

Enough! We're fu**ing professionals!

夠了！我們是專家！

How do I look?

我看起來如何？

Amazing!

棒極了！

Oh... Thank you.

喔...謝謝。

Let's deal with the bill first.

我們現在先結賬。

So...that's a cut and color, style blowdry, makeup, facial, makeup application, extra fluffing and brushing, therapeutic massage, plus a gift basket ,and thirteen cups of coffee. And don't forgot candy, plus labor and the tip. Four...

所以...剪髮加染色，吹乾定型，化妝，做臉，化妝品施用，額外的起光和梳髮，保健按摩，加一個禮物籃，還有13杯咖啡。還有別忘記糖果，服務費還有小費。

What the fu**? Who charges for a gift basket? I didn't ask for any of the sh**! You just did it! Oh my god! I wasted my whole day. I am so pissed right now.

搞什麼？誰買了一個禮物籃的？我從來沒有要求過任何東西！你們就自己來了！我的天啊！我在這裡花了一整天！我被惹毛了！

I would be too if I made the choice as you did.

我也會生氣如果我和你做了一樣的決定。

I didn't make any single choice!

我沒有做任何一個決定！

Well~ It'll all be worth it when you see the new you.

恩...這些都是值得的如果你看到這個新的你。

You could be our triplet.

你可以當我們的三胞胎。

Hey guys! Today I'm hanging out with Dia and Dahlia. I mean... Dahlia and Dia.

大家好！今天我和Dia還有Dahlia在這裏。我的意思是...Dahlia和Dia。

Olga!!!!

Olga!!!!

Hey guys! I am Dia and I am Dahlia. We just shot this awesome video with Olga so make sure to check out the other version at our channel. You could click our faces or the description below. And Bye~~~

大家好！我是Dia然後我是Dahlia。我們剛和Olga一起錄了這部影片所以記得去我們的頻道看另外一個版本。你可以點選我們的臉或是下面的連結。然後掰掰。

Also check out our friend Alex who was in the video. Also, his link is gonna be in the description box below. Today's question is would you rather go to a salon like that or cut your hair yourself? Let us know in the comments below please remember to .....

還有記得去看我們的朋友Alex，他在這部影片裡。還有，他的連結會在下面的簡介裡。今天的問題是你想去這樣的理髮廳還是寧可自己剪？在下面的留言留下你的想法讓我們知道然後別忘記...