Because I was having flashbacks.

因為我有回想。

I'll let you guys know this is this Israel.

我會讓你們知道這就是這個以色列。

Hi, my name is Mario.

嗨，我的名字是馬里奧。

I'm a former convicted felon.

我曾經是個被判刑的重刑犯。

I served 12 years in corporate state prison for home invasion robbery.

我因入室搶劫在公司國家監獄服刑12年。

I've seen a whole lot of things in prison, and today I'm here to review scenes from various prison movies and TV shows.

監獄裡的事情我見得多了，今天小編就來回顧一下各種監獄電影和電視劇中的場景。

Let's get it.

我們去拿吧

No, no, don't appease.

不，不，不要安撫。

You want cake?

你想要蛋糕嗎？

Just he's to milk.

只是他的奶。

Okay, that the chow hall child halls where you get your food nine times out of 10.

好吧，那福利社的孩子大廳裡，十有八九是你的食物。

A lot of people like to make their own food.

很多人都喜歡自己做食物。

If you can afford it, you don't take food back to yourself.

如果你能負擔得起，你就不要把食物拿回去給自己。

That's considered contraband.

這被認為是違禁品。

She's stepping on a bag of chips, crunch them up really fine and good.

她正踩著一袋薯片，把它們踩得很細很碎，很好。

So we use ships, we open them and we crunched up like this little water.

所以我們用船，我們把船打開，我們就像這個小水一樣嘎吱嘎吱的。

Yes, remember this.

是的，記住這個。

We call them spreads.

我們稱他們為傳播。

Spread is like gumbo.

塗抹就像濃湯。

A lot of different foods put together.

很多不同的食物放在一起。

Sometimes I cook your food one by one because you only limited toe one microwave you before shrimp promise sold out, she said she sold out with the Romans, Jesus, who put all the Romans.

有時候我把你的食物一個個煮熟，因為你只限趾一個微波爐你之前蝦答應賣掉，她說她跟羅馬人賣掉，耶穌，他把所有的羅馬人。

I the guy I'm the guy that done is I am the one who bought all the Romans all the sneakers, all the story because I run a two for one story.

我這個傢伙我做的是我是一個誰買了所有的羅馬人所有的運動鞋，所有的故事，因為我運行一個故事的兩個。

For those who know what that is, that mean, whatever you want from me, I would give it to you.

對於那些知道那是什麼意思的人，也就是說，你要我做什麼，我都會給你。

And when you go to store next to give me two of them back scale one of five judging that scene I watched on the oranges do black.

而你接下來去店裡的時候給我兩個人回規模五分之一判斷那一幕我看上了橘子做黑。

I'll give it for the reason being is because it really happens when people buy up the converse Harry, if they have opportunity or the financial, uh, money to do so.

我會給它的原因是，因為它真的發生時，人們買了收斂哈利，如果他們有機會或財務，呃，錢這樣做。

Hell, no, you're not gonna You're not gonna be doing pushups, withdraws.

地獄，不，你不會 你不會做俯臥撐，撤回。

That's not a very good day.

這不是一個很好的一天。

This fictional respect is so important in prisons because that's all you have, especially with yourself, just somebody living with 24 hours a day.

這種虛構的尊重在監獄裡是如此重要，因為那是你的全部，尤其是和自己，只是有人一天24小時和自己生活在一起。

So you just want a certain time you could work out, Jared Rather, when your cell mate is out the cell or is when he's on this bed, dude is doing push up and draw.

所以，你只是想一定的時間，你可以鍛鍊，賈裡德-拉瑟，當你的細胞隊友是出牢房，或者是當他在這張床上，紈絝子弟是做俯臥撐和繪製。

What's real about the scene is nothing.

真正的場景是什麼，什麼都沒有。

Ast faras comedy.

阿斯法拉斯喜劇。

Yeah, it was funny because people have been in jail.

是啊，這很有趣，因為人們已經在監獄裡。

Look at this is funny cause they exaggerated rating this scene from one of five.

你看，這很有趣，因為他們誇大了這一幕的評分，從五分之一。

I read one As far as being really not.

我看了一個，至於是真的不是。

I'm let you guys know this is this'll Israel and this hot baby attention on New York.

我讓你們知道這是以色列和這個熱寶寶在紐約的關注。

Nobody playing basketball by playing pea knuckle.

沒有人打籃球是靠打豌豆關節。

That's a card game.

這是一個紙牌遊戲。

We play in the yard at the tables.

我們在院子裡的桌子上玩。

00 yeah, that's like cracking.

00是的，這就像破解。

And then it's pandemonium everywhere.

然後到處都是瘴氣。

But yeah, this is things really could get a Sfar camera.

不過也是，這是事真的可以弄個Sfar相機。

Been in the middle of a riot watching people fight.

一直在騷亂中看人打架。

If a guard sees a weapon by law, they have a right to shoot you with the mini 14 off the top, I would say there's nothing official about the scene.

如果警衛依法看到武器，他們有權用迷你14號脫手射殺你，我想說的是，現場沒有什麼官方的。

I would say that whole scene Israel, that's exactly how it goes down.

我想說的是，整個場面以色列，就是這樣的。

And I was trying to walk you through as I was watching it, because I was remembering, uh, having flashbacks.

我在看的時候就想帶你走一遍 因為我想起了，呃，有回溯的感覺。

That's exactly how it happens with attention and everything.

這正是關注和一切的方式。

Raping the scene from Shock Carter, one of five.

說唱《震驚卡特》中的場景，五個之一。

I would give it a five from beginning to the end of the scene I could relate to it.

我會給五分，從開頭到結尾的場景我都能體會到。

Throughout, they walking in seem like to a visit and see is smuggling something into prison.

在整個過程中，他們走在好像是去參觀，看到的是走私的東西進入監獄。

It's a federal offense for anyone to transport a traffic.

任何人運輸交通都是聯邦罪行。

Anything on a federal ground three counter acts the sedative effects of the cave making.

聯邦地面上的任何東西三反作用於使入洞穴的鎮靜作用。

Your What's crazy, though, is pushed balls believable.

你的什麼瘋狂，不過，是推球可信。

What's crazy about this is Ah, lot of people know who's the smuggler is coming to prison.

最瘋狂的是，很多人都知道誰是走私犯，要進監獄了。

You don't post?

你不發帖？

No, but everybody know because everybody excited George coming in.

不，但每個人都知道，因為每個人都興奮喬治的到來。

They're like whatever your drug choices, because we know who the women is.

他們就像不管你的藥物選擇， 因為我們知道誰的女人是。

When you going to visit, you be happy.

當你去拜訪時，你要高興。

He just swallow it so you could swallow something.

他只是把它吞下去，這樣你就可以吞下一些東西。

You got double trouble.

你有雙倍的麻煩。

Balloon it and let it go through it.

氣球，讓它穿過它。

And when you get back to yourself, you have two options.

而當你回到自己身邊，你有兩個選擇。

Regurgitated and throw it back up or you go play in your booth.

反芻了再扔回去，不然你就去你的攤位上玩。

You could play a boo boo.

你可以玩一個噓噓。

It's a mess because I understand you have to do it.

亂七八糟，因為我明白你必須這麼做。

But if you're caught for this, the case is over.

但如果你因為這個被抓到，案子就結束了。

It's hard to give advice to people that's inside the malls when you outside and this, and this is part of survival of the fittest.

當你在外面的時候，很難給商場裡面的人提供建議，這也是適者生存的一部分。

That's probably him surviving right there.

那可能是他在那裡活下來了。

So that was actually a real scene.

所以這其實是一個真實的場景。

Solid five.

堅固的五。

All the way through.

一路走來。

All that was real.

所有這些都是真實的。

She shall will do the wall.

她將會做牆。

Mhm.

嗯

I've never heard of anyone digging hold to a water in the inside of prison grounds.

我從來沒有聽說過有人在監獄裡面挖水的。

Only thing I could relate to it that is digging under a gate in prison toe.

我唯一能聯繫到的就是在監獄裡腳趾頭挖門下。

Retrieve contraband.

收回違禁品。

Such as weapons cell phones.

如武器手機等。

We have somebody from the outside who's free dry three or four hours up to that specific location.

我們從外面找人免費幹三四個小時，到那個特定的地點。

That's how we retrieve different type of contraband.

這就是我們檢索不同類型的違禁品的方法。

I want you is a good thing.

我想要你是一件好事。

Not tomorrow.

明天不行

Not after breakfast now.

現在吃完早飯就不行了。

Yes, sir.

是的，先生。

So when somebody escaped or they realized after count the count with right, they lock everything down.

所以，當有人逃跑或者他們意識到用右數數後，他們就會鎖定一切。

Wherever you at, you could be a church in prison.

無論你在哪裡，你都可能是監獄裡的教堂。

You could be in school.

你可以在學校裡。

You could be on a visit.

你可以去看看。

They like everybody down.

他們喜歡每個人都下來。

Everybody down the cell, they do a standing man count.

每個人都在牢房裡，他們站著數人。

A standard man count is when they want everybody in the two man cell to be with your lights on clothes and standing in the middle of cells So the officer could physically see that there's two people in that cell in prison.

標準人數是指他們希望兩人牢房裡的每個人都開著燈，穿著衣服，站在牢房中間，這樣警官就能看到牢房裡有兩個人。

Escapes are not coming because you have electric gate.

因為你有電閘，所以逃跑是不會來的。

You have, uh, guards with towers with machine guns.

你有，呃，守衛與塔和機槍。

That's on every post of the prison.

監獄的每一個崗位上都有。

I get the movie Shawshank Redemption.

我得到了電影《肖申克的救贖》。

I said, I'll give it a three because escaped part of the movie.

我說，我給三分，因為逃過了一部分電影。

I think it's a little exaggerated.

我覺得有點誇張。

The may been the words accounting, but then full of him.

的可能是會計這兩個字，但當時滿他。

In the end, I did 12 years in prison and I'll be sitting in line to If I tell you what, it hard.

最後，我在監獄裡坐了12年的牢，我還得排隊等著，如果我告訴你，這很難。

It's something that I had to go through.

這是我不得不經歷的事情。

Now that I'm out of prison, I'm experience and I tryto tell people is you have to surround yourself with people you want to be around.

現在我出獄了，我有了經驗，我想告訴大家的是，你必須和你想要的人在一起。

You surround yourself with positivity.

你用積極的態度圍繞著自己。

Sometimes you don't wanna go with the fast time.

有時候，你不想跟快速的時間走。

It's okay.

沒事的