You too.

你也是

You so much taller than on New O E.

你比在新奧爾良的時候高多了。

Yeah.

是啊。

Stop, stop, stop!

停，停，停！

I hate this.

我討厭這樣

What is this?

這是什麼？

How is this romance?

這怎麼個浪漫法？

Things is devastating to me.

事情對我來說是毀滅性的。

I'm a 31 year old single woman in Los Angeles with four cats who does not have $17,000 to freeze and store my eggs.

我是一個31歲的洛杉磯單身女人，有四隻貓，她沒有17000美元來冷凍和儲存我的雞蛋。

I tried.

我試過了

Yeah.

是啊。

I'm so sorry.

我很抱歉

We're all booked up.

我們都訂滿了。

Really?

真的嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

Coronavirus has 14.

冠狀病毒有14種。

A freeze frenzy.

一場冰凍的狂潮。

Phone has not stopped ringing.

電話沒有停止響起。

This'll Israel.

這將是以色列。

You can google it cove.

你可以在谷歌上搜索它cove。

It has just screwed dating.

它只是搞砸了約會。

And look, I know it's not just singles hurting, because every couple I know is fighting like crazy, but I don't care about them because they have love.

聽著，我知道這不僅僅是單身男女的傷害，因為我認識的每一對情侶都在瘋狂地爭吵，但我不在乎他們，因為他們有愛。

You know, it was hard enough to figure out if someone was flirting with me in the before time.

要知道，在之前的時間裡，要想知道是不是有人在調侃我，已經很不容易了。

I'm so glad they found that vaccine.

我很高興他們找到了那個疫苗。

Y Yes, sir.

是的，先生。

She's like, obsessed with me.

她就像，迷戀我。

But now, now I have no idea.

但現在，現在我不知道。

The other day I was on the zoom call with this guy, and I totally thought we were vibing.

有一天，我是在變焦電話與這個傢伙， 我完全認為我們是vibing。

Great.

厲害

Well, also in the materials your way and you can let me know which one you want to move forward with.

好了，也在你的材料裡，你可以告訴我你想推進哪一個。

It sounds great.

聽起來不錯

Well, it was nice meeting you.

嗯，很高興見到你。

It was great meeting you to have a good one.

很高興遇見你，能有一個好的。

Yeah.

是啊。

Mhm O E had a meeting.

嗯... ...E開了個會

And I think we're reviving, driving, like, work, vibing or like like vibing by being like, like vibing.

我認為我們正在復興，推動，喜歡，工作，振奮或喜歡通過喜歡，喜歡振奮。

What's his full name?

他的全名是什麼？

Charlie.

查理

Paddington.

帕丁頓 Paddington.

I found this photo.

我發現這張照片。

He's so cute.

他太可愛了

So cute.

太可愛了

He's married.

他已經結婚了。

No, wait at his wedding video.

不，等著看他的婚禮視頻吧。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

He's so sweet.

他是如此甜蜜。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

His father died last in an accident.

他的父親最後一次死於一場意外。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

I'm so glad he is wear support during that trying time.

我很高興他在那段艱難的時期得到了支持。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

His wife's brother's house was destroyed by a flood last month.

上個月，他妻子弟弟的房子被洪水沖毀。

Are they OK?

他們還好嗎？

Their okay?

他們沒事吧？

Oh, their first dance.

哦，他們的第一支舞。

Well, I'm so glad they have each other.

好吧，我很高興他們有了對方。

You know that happened exactly like that.

你知道，發生的事情就是這樣的。

With that speed with those friends.

以這種速度與那些朋友。

That's my life now.

這就是我現在的生活。

And even if I do find someone who's like legit flirting with me back dating in the pandemic comes with a whole new set of rules.

即使我找到一個人誰是像合法的調情與我回約會在大流行來了一套全新的規則。

This guy just asked me to go for a walk.

這傢伙剛剛叫我去散步。

Has he faced time to, you know, have you known each other?

他有沒有面對時間，你知道，你們認識嗎？

At least two weeks?

至少兩個星期？

No.

不知道

Has he taken the pandemic seriously?

他有沒有認真對待這場大疫？

Have been quarantining responsibly and got in a negative cova test?

一直在負責任地進行檢疫，並在科娃檢測中得到了陰性結果？

No.

不知道

Then what the hell is he thinking?

那他到底在想什麼？

He clearly isn't right.

他顯然是不對的。

What am I supposed to do?

我應該怎麼做？

Just go outside and physically stand next to a stranger who I've never even had a zoom happy hour with?

只是去外面，身體站在一個陌生人的旁邊，我甚至從來沒有一個zoom快樂時光？

Everyone knows you to zoom happy our first.

大家都知道你要放大快樂我們的第一。

Maybe he wants to infect you.

也許他想感染你。

Maybe he's a serial killer hoping to use his asymptomatic status, tickle as many people as legally possible.

也許他是個連環殺手，希望利用自己無症狀的身份，儘可能合法地搔擾更多人。

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised.

老實說，我不會感到驚訝。

That's exactly what I do.

我就是這麼做的。

If I was a serial killer, which actually, I guess isn't that different from the before time, In a way, because now we have to treat meeting up like we could potentially die.

如果我是一個連環殺手，這實際上，我想是沒有什麼不同，從以前的時間，在某種程度上，因為現在我們必須對待見面就像我們可能會死。

But women have always kind of done that.

但女人總是那種。

Wish me luck.

祝我好運吧

Did you share your location?

你有分享你的位置嗎？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Save work.

省工。

Sonny, Do you have your pepper spray strapped?

桑尼，你有你的胡椒噴霧帶嗎？

E really hope this is the one.

E真的希望這是一個。

If you don't care for me in two hours, call the cops, okay?

如果你兩小時內不關心我，就報警，好嗎？

Everyone has to find whatever works for them personally.

每個人都要找到適合自己個人的方法。

I stick to facetime dates have to know someone for at least two weeks know that they're taking quarantining seriously and are either in a similar isolation pod or alone.

我堅持面談約會 必須認識某人至少兩週 知道他們在認真對待檢疫工作 而且要麼在類似的隔離艙裡 要麼是一個人。

And even then, I very rarely choose to meet up with someone because yes, right now our safety is threatened.

即使這樣，我也很少選擇和別人見面，因為是的，現在我們的安全受到了威脅。

But we're also incredibly lonely, and our mental health is declining.

但我們也非常孤獨，我們的心理健康也在下降。

So the compromise between physical safety and mental health This is very delicate dance, and I urge you to find what works for you that minimizes risk for yourself and others.

所以，身體安全和心理健康之間的妥協 這是非常微妙的舞蹈，我敦促你找到適合你的方式，將自己和他人的風險降到最低。

I'm Anaconda and thank you to Nord VPN for sponsoring today's video.

我是Anaconda，感謝Nord VPN對今天視頻的贊助。

I've talked before about how I use Nord VPN, especially when I'm working in other countries and I can't access my favorite streaming platforms.

我之前已經說過我如何使用Nord VPN，特別是當我在其他國家工作時，我無法訪問我最喜歡的流媒體平臺。

But even though I'm not traveling right now because the US is a mess wherever I am, security online is always a priority.

不過雖然我現在不出差，因為美國無論在哪裡都是一團糟，但上網安全始終是首要任務。

Nord VPN has doubled data encryption for increased anonymity.

諾德VPN已經將數據加密加倍，以提高匿名性。

They have superfast servers, works on up to six devices simultaneously, and it's super easy to use.

他們有超快的服務器，最多可以同時在六個設備上工作，而且使用起來超級方便。

If you ever have any issues, they have 24 7 customer support, which I have used before.

如果你有任何問題，他們有24 7的客戶支持，我以前用過。

Shout out to John for helping me get Makalu in Canada.

感謝John幫我把Makalu弄到加拿大。

If you're on the fence, you can always try them out because they offer a 30 day money back guarantee.

如果你在猶豫不決，你可以隨時嘗試他們，因為他們提供30天的退款保證。

Go to Nord VPN dot com slash anna and use code Anna to get a huge discount off a two year plan and an extra month for free.

到Nord VPN點com斜槓anna，使用代碼Anna獲得巨大的折扣，兩年計劃和額外一個月的免費。

That's Nord VPN dot com slash anna, or just click on the link in the description below Bye.

這就是Nord VPN點點網斜槓anna，或者直接點擊下面描述中的鏈接，再見。