Name: 斯蒂芬-科爾伯特主持 "2020:"2020年：花了很多年的一年，什麼是群芳回首" (Stephen Colbert Hosts "2020: The Year That Took Years, What A Clusterfond Look Back")
Uploaded: 2020-12-19T18:47:13.000Z
Duration: 13 min 2 s

我是你的主播，史蒂芬-科爾伯特。

WELL, FOLKS, IT'S OUR LAST SHOW OF 2020, AND HOPEFULLY IT'S OUR

好了，夥計們，這是我們2020年的最後一場演出，希望這是我們的。

LAST 2020, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN-- AND I'M NOT SURE I DO.

最後的2020年，如果你知道我的意思 -- 我不確定我知道。

TONIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO REVISIT THE YEAR THAT WAS-- AND, BOY,

今晚，我們將重溫當年的... ... 而且，男孩，

WAS IT-- IN A SPECIAL REPORT >> "2020: THE YEAR THAT TOOK

是它 -- 在一個特別報告中 >> "2020年：這一年，採取了。

>> Stephen: 2020 BROUGHT US SO MUCH: THE CLUMSIEST COUP IN

>> Stephen: 2020年給我們帶來了這麼多：最笨拙的組合。

HISTORY, THE GLOBAL PANDEMIC, COMMERCIALS FROM DOMINOE'S

歷史，全球大恐慌，多米諾的商業活動。

SAYING THEIR PIZZAS WOULD NOW GO RIGHT FROM THE OVEN INTO THE BOX

說他們的比薩餅現在會從爐子裡直接放進盒子裡。

WITHOUT ANYONE TOUCHING IT, WHICH REALLY RAISED A LOT OF

在沒有人碰它的情況下，這真的引起了很多人的注意。

QUESTIONS ABOUT HOW THAT ALL WORKED BEFORE.

2020 WAS SO BAD, THE TOP ARTIST ON SPOTIFY WAS A MAN SCREAMING

2020年是如此糟糕，SPOTIFY上的頂級藝術家是一個男人在尖叫。

HERE'S A STORY YOU MIGHT HAVE FORGOTTEN: THE PRESIDENT WAS

你可能已經忘記了一個故事：總統是

I'LL RECAP IT IN MY BACK-FOR-A-LIMITED-TIME-ONLY

我會在我的BACK-FOR-A-LIMITED-TIME-LY中送達。

>> Stephen: THE SAGA OF THE PRESIDENT'S IMPEACHMENT BEGINS

>> 史蒂芬：總統被劾的傳奇開始了。

>> Stephen: YES, OUR PRESIDENT WAS TALKING WITH THE

>> 斯蒂芬：是的，我們的主席正在與美國總統交談。

NEWLY-ELECTED PRESIDENT OF UKRAINE, WHO ASKED FOR MILITARY

新當選的烏克蘭總統，他要求提供軍事援助。

ASSISTANCE, AND OUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF RESPONDED,

"I WOULD LIKE YOU TO DO US A FAVOR, THOUGH," WORDS THAT WILL

"我希望你能幫我們一個忙，但 "的話，將

GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS BEING JUST FINE, FOR SOME REASON.

由於某種原因，在歷史上被稱為 "好的"。

THERE WAS ONE THING LACKING FROM THE PRESIDENT'S IMPEACHMENT

主席的 "無核化 "行動缺少了一件事。

TRIAL: A TRIAL, BECAUSE THE SENATE VOTED 51-49 NOT TO HEAR

審判。審判，因為參議院以51比49的票數不聽證。

IT'S LIKE THE OLD SAYING, "IF A TREE FALLS IN THE FOREST AND NO

就像那句老話："如果一棵樹在森林裡倒下，而沒有人知道它的存在。

ONE'S AROUND TO HEAR IT, YOU CAN'T PROVE THE TREE BLACKMAILED

有人聽到了，你不能證明樹被黑客攻擊了

UKRAINE FOR DIRT ON ITS POLITICAL OPPONENT."

英國對我的政治對手做了骯髒的事情。"

I MEAN, THAT WOULD BE COMMITTING TREE-SON.

我的意思是，這將是犯了樹子。

♪ "GROOVE IS IN THE HEART" ♪ >> THAT SLAM GOT WOOD!

"GROOVE IS IN THE HEART" >> THAT SLAM GOT WOOD!

>> Stephen: WITHOUT WITNESSES OR EVIDENCE, ON FEBRUARY 5, THE

>> Stephen:在沒有證人或證據的情況下，於2月5日

SENATE ACQUITTED THE PRESIDENT OF THE IMPEACHMENT CHARGES.

AND WITH THE IMPEACHMENT BEHIND HIM, THE PRESIDENT FINALLY HAD

在受到衝擊的情況下，主席終於有了機會。

TIME TO FOCUS ON IGNORING THE CORONAVIRUS.

FOR WEEKS, HE SAID IT WAS GOING TO DISAPPEAR LIKE A MIRACLE.

幾個星期以來，他說它會像奇蹟一樣消失。

TURNS OUT, IT WAS THE ECONOMY, BECAUSE BY MARCH 16, THE WHOLE

原來，這是經濟，因為到了3月16日，整個中國的經濟都在發展。

I THINK WE'LL ALL REMEMBER WHERE WE WERE THAT DAY, AND EVERY DAY

我想我們都會記得那一天，還有每一天我們在哪裡。

IN THE FIRST WEEKS OF THE LOCKDOWN, NETFLIX'S "TIGER KING"

鎖定的前幾周，NETFLIX的 "老虎王"。

POUNCED ON AMERICA'S HEARTS LIKE A CLINICALLY DEPRESSED JUNGLE

撲向美國人的心，就像一個臨床抑鬱的叢林一樣。

IT WAS A GRIPPING DOCUMENTARY SERIES ABOUT HOW JOE EXOTIC AND

這是一個令人抓狂的紀錄片系列，講述了喬-埃克索蒂克和喬-埃克索蒂克的故事。

HIS ARCHNEMESIS, CAROLE BASKIN, SHOULD MAYBE CONSIDER SWITCHING

他的原型，卡羅爾-巴斯金，可能會考慮轉換

NOW, WHILE THE PRESIDENT SHFN USING HIS PLATFORM TO TELL

現在，在主席利用他的平臺，向大家講述了

AMERICANS TO WEAR MASKS HE INSTEAD GAVE THEM SLIGHTLY LESS

美國人戴著面具，他卻給了他們一點點的機會。

>> IS THERE A WAY WE CAN DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT, LIKE

>> 有沒有一種方法，我們可以做一些類似的，如

注入，或者說幾乎是一種清洗。

>> Stephen:啊，是的，"飲料漂白 "日。

AND IF YOU HAD FORGOTTEN THAT HAPPENED, IT COULD BE BECAUSE

如果你忘記了這一切，那可能是因為...

IN THE MIDDLE OF DEALING WITH COVID, ANOTHER CRISIS ROCKED

在與科維德打交道的過程中，又有一場危機發生了。

AMERICA: EVEN MORE SHOCKING EXAMPLES OF POLICE KILLING

美國：更多令人震驚的警察殺戮實例

INNOCENT AND UNARMED BLACK PEOPLE, INCLUDING GEORGE FLOYD

無辜和手無寸鐵的黑人，包括喬治-弗洛伊德在內

THE CELL PHONE VIDEO OF THAT INCIDENT ENRAGED AMERICA AND LED

該事件的手機視頻激怒了美國，並導致了。

TO MARCHES EVERY DAY AND NIGHT ACROSS THE COUNTRY, IN BIG

日日夜夜在全國各地遊行，大步流星。

IN FACT, PEOPLE PROTESTED IN EVERY STATE AND IN

事實上，人們在每個州和每個國家都舉行了抗議活動。

IT WAS INSPIRING TO SEE AMERICANS IN 2020 COMING

看到2020年美國人的到來，我很受鼓舞。

TOGETHER AND USING THEIR COLLECTIVE VOICE FOR A CAUSE

團結起來，為事業發出集體的聲音。

SLIGHTLY MORE IMPORTANT THAN "I WANT A HAIRCUT."

THE DEMONSTRATIONS GREW OVER THE SUMMER AND INCLUDED PEOPLE FROM

示威活動在暑假期間不斷增加，包括來自以下國家的人。

IN FACT, BLACK LIVES MATTER MAY BE THE LARGEST MOVEMENT IN U.S.

事實上，黑人生活問題可能是美國最大的運動。

AND THAT INCLUDES THE VIETNAM PROTESTS, THE MILLION MAN MARCH,

這包括越南的抗議活動，百萬人遊行。

AND THE 1980's SOCIAL MOVEMENT DEMANDING THE LOCATION OF THE

和1980年代要求確定《公約》地點的社會運動。

THE PROTESTS WERE OVERWHELMINGLY PEACEFUL, INCLUDING ONE IN FRONT

示威活動非常和平，包括一次前面的抗議活動。

THEIR PEACEFULNESS DID NOT STOP THE PRESIDENT FROM USING FEDERAL

他們的和平態度並沒有阻止主席使用聯邦的權力。

TROOPS TO ASSAULT PROTESTERS WITH FLASH-BANG EXPLOSIONS AND

軍隊用閃光彈和爆炸物襲擊抗議者。

TEAR GAS SO HE COULD CROSS THE STREET FOR A PHOTO OP, HOLDING

催淚瓦斯，所以他可以過馬路拍照，拿著。

FOR AS JESUS SAID, "IF SOMEONE STRIKES YOU ON THE RIGHT CHEEK,

因為耶穌說過："如果有人打你的右臉，就會有人打你的右臉。

BUT IF SOMEONE COMES BETWEEN YOU AND A PHOTO OP, DADDY GONNA POP

但如果有人擋在你和照片中間，爸爸就會把你的照片拍下來。

OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP ASS!" NO GROUP WAS MORE SUPPORTIVE OF

打開一罐Whoop Ass！"沒有集團更支持

THE BLACK LIVES MATTER MOVEMENT THAN N.B.A. PLAYERS, BUT BECAUSE

黑人生命運動比N.B.A.球員，但因為。

OF COVID, HALFWAY THROUGH THEIR SEASON, THEY ALL WENT INTO THE

科維德，賽季過半，他們都去了科維德。

IT WAS EQUAL PARTS FIERCE COMPETITION AND DISNEY

它是平等的部分 FIERCE COMPETITION和迪斯尼的

NOW, THIS BUBBLE HAD VERY STRINGENT PROTOCOLS.

現在，這個泡泡有非常嚴格的程序。

PLAYERS WERE ADVISED NOT TO SPIT OR CLEAR THEIR NOSES, WIPE THE

球員們被告知不要吐口水或清理鼻子，不要擦拭身體。

BALL WITH THEIR JERSEYS, LICK THEIR HANDS, OR TOUCH THEIR

與他們的運動衫打球，舔他們的手，或觸摸他們的手。

玩的時候嘴裡不由自主地說著。

字幕列表影片播放

斯蒂芬-科爾伯特主持 "2020:"2020年：花了很多年的一年，什麼是群芳回首" (Stephen Colbert Hosts "2020: The Year That Took Years, What A Clusterfond Look Back")

entire

mental

pandemic

slightly