CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.

聖誕精神。

IT'S SEEPING, WELL, I APPRECIATE THE APPLAUSE.

它的滲水，好吧，我很欣賞的掌聲。

I APPRECIATE IT.

我很欣賞它。

I'M GETTING THERE.

我正在那裡。

WHAT ABOUT YOU, REG, ARE YOU STARTING TO FEEL CHRISTMASSY AT

你呢，雷格，你開始感覺到聖誕氣氛了嗎？

ALL?

全部？

>> NOT YET.

>> 還沒有。

>> James: NO?

>> 詹姆斯。沒有？

>> Reggie: I HOPE.

>> 雷吉：我希望。

I HOPE IT HITS ME LIKE A SLEDGEHAMMER IN THE MIDDLE OF

我希望它能在中間的時候像一把鐵錘一樣砸到我。

THE NIGHT THAT I WASN'T EXPECTING.

"我沒想到的那晚

>> James: IT WOULD BE GOOD IF IT DID.

>> 詹姆斯。如果有就好了。

IT WOULD BE GOOD IF ITS WITH A BIT LIKE GLORIA ESTEFAN WHEN SHE

如果有一點像格洛麗亞-埃斯特凡在她的時候，那就更好了

TALKS ABOUT HOW THE RILT IMIS GOING TO GET YOU.

談談暴風雪會如何對付你。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> James: HE CAN DON'T KNOW WHEN IT HAPPENS, BUT BAM,.

>> 詹姆斯。他不知道什麼時候會發生，但BAM，。

♪ THAT WOULD BE-- YEAH, WELL, WHAT IS THIS ON THE DESK.

這將是 - 是啊，好了，這是什麼在辦公桌上。

WHAT HAVE WE DPOT HERE?

我們在這裡做了什麼？

WHAT IS THIS, LOU.

這是什麼, LOU.

>> THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION SENT THIS FOR YOU.

>> 特朗普政府為你送來了這個。

>> James: THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION SENT ME A

>> 詹姆斯：特朗普政府給我發來了一份文件

CORONAVIRUS VACCINE-- OH, A CORONAVIRUS VACCINE.

CORONAVIRUS VACCINE -- 哦，CORONAVIRUS VACCINE。

>> I THOUGHT IT WAS GREATK I DIDN'T HAVE TO COME UP WITH AN

>> 我想這是偉大的，我不必想出一個。

IDEA TONIGHT.

今晚的想法。

>> James: LET'S DO IT LET'S DO IT.

>> 詹姆斯。讓我們做到這一點，讓我們做到這一點。

(LAUGHTER) THANKS, LOU, VERY CHRISTMASSY.

謝謝你，LOU，很有聖誕氣氛.

LOVELY, A LOVELY CHRISTMAS TREAT.

可愛的，一個可愛的聖誕禮物。

I APPRECIATE IT VERY MUCH.

我非常欣賞它。

LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF THE HEADLINES.

讓我們來看看一些頭條新聞。

AS YOU KNOW PRESIDENT TRUMP IS STILL FIGHTING TO REVERSE THE

你們知道，特朗普總統仍在為扭轉局勢而努力。

ELECTION BUT WITH NO CREDIBLE EVIDENCE OF FRAUD.

選舉，但沒有確鑿的證據表明有欺詐行為。

HE DOESN'T HAVE MUCH OF AN ARGUMENT.

他沒有太多的論據。

SO THIS MORNING TRUMP JUST WENT AHEAD AND TWEETED HASHTAG

所以今天早上，特朗普剛走到前面，並推特HASHTAG。

OVERTURN, YOU KNOW, DEMOCRACY.

翻轉，你知道的，民主。

ALL OF THE OTHER WAYS TRUMP HAS TRIED TO UNDERMINE THE WILL OF

特朗普試圖以其他方式破壞人們的意志。

THE VOTERS HAVEN'T WORKED SO NOW HE'S PULLING OUT THE ACE IN THE

選民們沒有工作，所以現在他拿出了王牌。

HOLE, THE SECRET WEAPON, THE WIDOW MAKER, A HASHTAG.

洞，祕密武器，寡婦製造者，哈斯塔格。

BUT LATER IN THE DAY TRUMP DID TRY TO LAY OUT SOME KIND OF AN

但在當天晚些時候，特朗普曾試圖提出某種形式的安。

ARGUMENT FOR REVERSING THE ELECTION AND BOY, WHAT AN ARGUE.

逆轉選舉的論點，天啊，好一個論點。

HE TWEETED AT 10 P.M. ON ELECTION EVENING WE WERE AT 97%

他在選舉日晚上10點發了一條微博 我們的投票率是97%。

WIN WITH THE SO CALLED BOOKIES.

贏取所謂的博彩公司。

AND HE'S GOT A POINT.

他說的有道理。

EVERYONE KNOWS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION RESULTS AREN'T OFFICIAL

大家都知道總統選舉結果不是官方的。

UNTIL THEY HAVE BEEN CERTIFIED BY DRAFT KING BUT THERE IS GOOD

在他們被DRAFT KING認證之前，但有好的。

NEWS WHEN IT COMES TO THE BOOKIE, HE IS NOW CONSIDERED THE

新聞當涉及到BOOKIE時，他現在被認為是最重要的。

ODDS ON FAVORITE TO WIN THE KENTUCKY DERBY.

贏得肯塔基州賽馬比賽的熱門賠率。

I GLES IT'S POSSIBLE THAT TRUMP IS NOT TALKING ABOUT GAMBLERS IN

我覺得特朗普有可能不是在談論賭徒的事

THAT TWEET.

那條微博。

BOOKIES ALSO SOUNDS LIKE HOW HE DESCRIBES SOMEONE WHO IS SMART.

書呆子也聽起來像他描述一個聰明人的樣子。

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, STUPID BOOKIE, WITH THE NERD GLASSES

你知道我在說什麼嗎，戴著呆子眼鏡的笨蛋書呆子？

AND BACKPACK.

和揹包。

AND DID YOU SEE THIS, FORMER TRUMP ADVISOR KELLYANNE CONWAY

你看到這個了嗎，前特朗普顧問凱琳-康威？

IS BACK IN THE NEWS.

是回到新聞。

SHE HAS JUST SIGNED A MULTIMILLION DOLLAR BOOK DEAL TO

她剛剛簽下了一本價值數百萬美元的書，以實現她的夢想。

WRITE A MEMOIR ABOUT HER TIME IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

寫一篇關於她在白宮的回憶錄。

KELLYANNE CONWAY WILL NOW BE AMONG THE PANTHEON OF LEGENDARY

凱莉安-康維將成為傳奇人物的一員。

AUTHORS LIKE CHRIS CHRISTIE AND OMAROSA.

像克里斯-克里斯蒂和奧馬羅莎這樣的作者。

AND FINALLY, WE GET A TELL-ALL BOOK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE

最後，我們得到了一本關於發生在 "大話西遊 "的故事書。

WHITE HOUSE.

白宮：

IT'S BEEN LIKE 50, HAVEN'T THERE.

它已經像50，沒有那裡。

I MEAN WHAT POSSIBLY CAN WE LEARN AT THIS POINT THAT WE

我的意思是，在這一點上，我們能學到什麼？

DON'T ALREADY KNOW, IAN?

還不知道嗎，IAN？

>> I GET LIKE HOW MANY TIMES ERIC RAN INTO A GLASS DOOR

>> 我得到像多少次埃裡克跑到一個玻璃門。

BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SEE T LIKE A BIRD.

因為他沒有像鳥兒一樣看到T。

I BET IT'S MORE THAN FIVE.

我想應該不止5個吧。

>> James: I BET IT'S MORE THAN FIVE.

>> 詹姆斯。我打賭它不止五個。

IT IS BETWEEN FIVE AND A THOUSAND.

它是在5和100萬之間。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> James: YEAH, ACCORDING TO REPORTS THIS IS REAL, MEMBERS OF

>> 詹姆斯。是的，根據報道，這是真實的，成員的... ...

TRUMP'S INNERCIRCLE ARE QUOTE QUAKING IN THEIR BOOTS, MAINLY

特朗普的內部圈子都報價在他們的腳下顫抖，主要是。

BECAUSE SHEFF THEY'VE GOT CORONAVIRUS BUT THE BOOK IS ALSO

因為她有冠狀病毒，但這本書也是。

DREADFUL.

夢幻般的。

AS YOU KNOW THE PLAY STATION FIVE IS THE HOTTEST ITEM OF THE

你知道五號遊戲機是今年最熱門的產品。

SEASON.

季節：

WELL, HUNDREDS OF SHOPPERS CAMPED OUT OUTSIDE OF A WAL-MART

好吧，幾百個購物者在沃爾瑪外露宿。

IN MICHIGAN THE OTHER NIGHT IN SUBZERO TEMPERATURES AND WHEN

在密歇根州的另一個夜晚，在零度以下的溫度下，以及當。

THE STORE OPENED THEY RUSHED INSIDE ONLY TO FIND THERE WERE

商店開張了，他們衝進店內，卻發現裡面有很多人在等著他們

NEVER ANY PLAY STATIONS INSIDE.

裡面從來沒有任何遊戲機。

I KNOW, BUT THEY DISCOVERED SOMETHING EVEN MORE VALUABLE,

我知道，但他們發現了更有價值的東西。

THE REAL PS5 WERE THE FRIENDSHIPS THEY MADE ALONG THE

真正的PS5是他們一路走來的友誼。

WAY.

辦法。

(LAUGHTER) >> AND THIS IS CRAZY.

(笑)>>而這是瘋狂的。

PEOPLE WANT A PS5 SO BADLY THEY WOULD WAIT OUT IN THE COLD FOR

人們如此渴望PS5，以至於他們願意在寒冷的天氣裡等待。

HOURS.

小時。

EVEN CRAZIER, AS I MENTIONED PS5 IN THIS MONOLOGUE FOR WEEKS NOW

更瘋狂的是，我在這幾周的獨白中提到了PS5。

AND WE STILL HAVEN'T BEEN SENT ANY.

而我們仍然沒有收到任何。

IAN ACTUAL LEER SENT ME A TEXT THE OTHER DAY GOING DUDE, WE GOT

IAN實際李爾發了一條簡訊給我的一天，說："夥計，我們得到了。

TO GET PS5 IN THE MONO MORE, WE ARE JUST GETTING KNOCK, WE'VE

要得到PS5在單聲道更多，我們只是得到了敲，我們已

BEEN SENT NOTHING.

一直沒有發送任何東西。

>> EVERY TIME WE MENTION A COOKIE, 60 BOXES OF THEM SHOW

>> 每次我們提到餅乾，就會有60盒餅乾出現。

UP.

上升。

PLAY STATION FIVE, WE HAVEN'T EVEN GOT A PLAY STATION FOUR.

五號賽場，我們連四號賽場都沒有。

>> James: YEAH, IT'S ALMOST LIKE THEY DON'T NEED THE PRESS

>> 詹姆斯。是啊，這幾乎是像他們不需要媒體。

BECAUSE IT'S SOLTD OUT.

因為它已經售罄了。

THE WAL-MART DIDN'T HAVE THE PS5 IN STOCK BUT LUCKILY THEY DID

沃爾瑪沒有PS5的庫存，但幸運的是他們有。

HAVE PLENTY OF CHRISTMAS-THEMED TOILET PAPER WITH, I'M SERIOUS,

有很多聖誕主題的紙巾，我是認真的。

CARTOONS OF SANTA RELIEVING HIMSELF INTO SOMEONE'S CHIMNEY.

卡通的聖誕老人緩解自己在別人的煙囪。

>> WHAT?

>> 什麼？

IS THIS WHERE WE ARE AT NOW?

這就是我們現在所處的位置嗎？

IS THIS WHERE WE ARE AT NOW.

這就是我們現在的處境。

THAT, SOMEONE DREW THAT.

那，有人夢見了。

IT WAS SOMEONE'S JOB TO DRAW THAT.

這是誰的工作，畫的。

GE YOU WANT ANYTHING FOR DINNER.

GE你想吃什麼晚餐。

>> NO, I WANT TO FINISH THIS AND THEN I'LL-- WHAT ARE YOU WORKING

>> 不，我想完成這個，然後我就... ... 你在做什麼？

ON.

ON：

>> I'M WORKING ON THE WAL-MART THING, YOU KNOW, THE SKETCH.

>> 我在做沃爾瑪的事情，你知道的，素描。

>> OH YES.

>> 哦，是的。

>> IT'S FOR TOILET PAPER, OH, OKAY, WHAT IS IT?

>> 是紙巾的，哦，好吧，是什麼？

IT'S SANTA TAKING A [BLEEP] IN A CHIMNEY.

這是聖誕老人採取[嗶]在一個煙囪。

>> ST 2020.

>> ST 2020。

>> James: SO YOU ARE A REALLY SUCCESSFUL CARTOONIST, WHY ARE

>> 詹姆斯：所以你是一個非常成功的漫畫家，為什麼是

YOU DOING THIS?

你這樣做？

>> YEAH, I KNOW, THIS IS WHAT I WENT TO UNIVERSE FOR, IT IS WHAT

>> 是的，我知道，這就是我去大學的目的，這就是我去大學的目的。

I LEARNED ALL THIS DRAWING FOR.

我學會了所有這些畫畫的原因。

>> YEAH, WE GOT NOTES BACK FROM WAL-MART THAT SAID THEY WANTED

>> 是的，我們收到了沃爾瑪的回信，說他們想要。

RUDOLPH TO LOOK A LITTLE LESS EXCITED SO-- .

魯道夫看起來有點不太興奮，所以... ...

>> Reggie: NONPLUSSED.

>> 雷吉：NONPLUSSED。

>> I PUSHED BACK ON IT BUT THEY WERE LIKE IT SAY DEAL BREAKER SO

>> 我推回它，但他們都喜歡它說的交易斷路器，所以。

-- GOING TO PUT SOME SNOWFLAKES AT THE BACK JUST

-- 去把一些雪花在後面只是。

TO-- DONE, WHAT'S FOR DINNER.

做好了，晚餐吃什麼？

AND THIS WAS AN ALARMING FINDING.

這是一個令人震驚的發現。

ACCORDING TO NEW ENVIRONMENTAL RESEARCH, SO MUCH PLASTIC IS

根據新的環境研究，這麼多的塑膠是

SEEPING IN THROUGH THE WATER SUPPLY THAT ALL OF US MAY BE

滲入通過供水，我們所有的人都可能會。

CONSUMING THE EQUIVALENT OF ONE CREDIT CARD'S WORTH OF PLASTIC

消耗相當於一張信用卡價值的塑膠。

PER WEEK.

每星期：

YOU CAN'T CALL IT A CHIP CARD AND NOT EXPECT PEOPLE TO EAT,

你不能把它叫做薯片卡而不指望人們去吃。

YOU KNOW?

你知道嗎？

BUT IT'S TRUE, WE MAY ALL BE CONSUMING THE EQUIVALENT OF ONE

但這是真的，我們可能都在消費相當於一個人。

CREDIT CARD PER WEEK AND IF YOU ARE ANYTHING LIKE ME, WILL YOU

每星期的信用卡，如果你和我一樣，你會不會？

MAKE SURE THAT ONE CREDIT CARD IS A-- SAFFIRE, I DON'T EVEN

確保那一張信用卡是A... ... 安全火，我甚至不

KNOW WHY WE DID THAT, I USED TO DO COMMERCIALS FOR SHAY SAFFIRE

知道我們為什麼這樣做，我曾經做商業廣告SHAY SAFFIRE。

AND THEY SAY-- GOT RID OF ME.

他們說... ... 把我趕走了。

THEY REPLACED ME WITH KEVIN HART.

他們用凱文・哈特代替了我。

TRUE TOR STORY, KEVIN HART DOES T I'M PLEASED FOR HIM BECAUSE HE

真實的故事，凱文-哈特做了 我為他高興，因為他

NEEDS THE MONEY.

需要的錢。

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW.

我甚至不知道。

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HI BEEN SACKED OFF BECAUSE I WATCHED

我甚至不知道他被解僱了，因為我看了。

KEVIN HART'S DOCUMENTARY.

KEVIN HART的文件：

AND I SAW KEVIN HART NEGOTIATING A DEAL WITH CHASE BANK.

我看到KEVIN HART在和CHASE銀行談交易

ON THE DOCUMENTARY, AND I WAS LIKE HEY, ABOUT YOUR CHASE.

在紀錄片上，我想，關於你的追逐。

>> I DON'T HAVE IT.

>> 我沒有它。

>> YOU DON'T KNOW WHO IT HAS GONE TO.

>> 你不知道它給誰了。

>> OKAY, YEAH, NO, GO ON.

>> 好吧，是的，不，繼續。

>> NICE TO HIM TO KEAP BUSY, HE ONLY MADE A COMEDY SPECIAL AND

>> 很高興他能忙碌，他只做了一個喜劇特殊和

THREE WEB SERIES DURING THE PANDEMIC.

三個網絡系列期間的PANDEMIC。

>> James: THAT'S THE THING, YEAH, YEAH, GONE, GONE.

>> 詹姆斯。就是這樣，是的，是的，走了，走了。

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

你相信嗎？

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

你相信嗎？

>> CAN'T BE THE FIRST TIME IT'S BEEN DOWN TO THE TWO OF YOU FOR

>> 這已經不是第一次了，只剩下你們兩個人了。

SOMETHING.

一些事情。

>> James: NO, ALWAYS, IT'S ALWAYS THE TWO OF US.

>> 詹姆斯。不，總是，它總是我們兩個人。

ALWAYS THE TWO OF US.

總是我們兩個人。

LIKE WE'RE GOING TO JAMES OR KEVIN HART.

就像我們要去詹姆斯或凱文・哈特。

THAT'S IT.

這就是它。

WE'VE GOT A SIMILAR, LIKE WHEN DID HE HIS DEAL WITH NIKE AND I

我們已經得到了一個類似的，就像當他與NIKE和我的交易。

WAS IN THE RUNNING FOR THAT BUT I THINK MY AGGRESSIVE PITCH TO

是在運行的，但我認為我的AGGRESSIVE PITCH到

LAUNCH AIR CORDENS DID NOT GO DOWN WELL.

發射氣墊沒有順利進行。

>> IS KEVIN HART THE PAUL BLART?

>> KEVIN HART是PAUL BLART嗎？

>> James: NO, NO, SORRY, KEVIN HART-- -- NO, YOU'RE THINKING OF

>> 不，不，對不起，凱文-哈特 -- 不，你在想什麼？

KEVIN JAMES.

KEVIN JAMES.

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> 雷吉：YEAH。

>> James: KEVIN JAMES IS PAUL BLART, MALL COP, KEVIN HART IS

>> 詹姆斯： 凱文-詹姆斯是保羅-布拉特，商場警察，凱文-哈特是。

ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS PEOPLE ON PLANET EARTH.

地球上最有名的人之一，

>> Reggie: OKAY.

>> 雷吉：好的。

>> James: THAT IS THE DIRCHESZ, YOU KNOW KEVIN HART,

>> 詹姆斯那是DIRCHESZ，你知道KEVIN HART。

HE HAS BEEN ON THE SHOW, WE DID DROP THE MIC WITH HIM.

他上過節目，我們和他一起丟了麥克風。

>> THAT'S RIGHT, NOW IT IS STARTING TO HIT ME.

>> 沒錯，現在開始打擊我了。

>> James: YEAH, THERE IT IS, THERE ST, THAT WILL HIT YOU AND

>> 詹姆斯：是的，就是這樣，就是這樣，會擊中你和

THEN IT WILL BE THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.

然後，它將是聖誕節的精神。

>> OKAY.

>> OKAY。

>> James: THAT'S IT AND FINALLY WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU

>> 詹姆斯。就是這樣，最後我們想向你展示一下

THIS.

這。

A STRONG MAN DRESSED AS SANTA HAS JUST SET A NEW WORLD RECORD

* A strong man DRESSED AS SANTA HAS JUST SET A NEW WORLD RECORD * 一個強壯的男人穿上聖誕老人的衣服，剛剛創造了一個新的世界紀錄。

FOR HEAVIEST SLEIGH PULLED.

為最大限度地拉動腰部。

THE MAN PULLED A FLATBED TRUCK LOADED UP WITH A SLEIGH,

那人拉著一輛裝滿雪橇的平板車。

REINDEER STATUES AND PRESENTS.

馴鹿統計和禮物。

THE WEIGHT OVER 36,000 POUNDS.

重量超過36,000磅。

HERE HE IS HERE.

在這裡，他在這裡。

IN OTHER NEWS EIGHT REINDEER JUST OFFICIALLY THROS THEIR JOB.

在其他新聞中，八名馴鹿剛剛正式辭去工作。

I NEVER LIKED THESE STRONGMAN COMPETITIONS.

我從來不喜歡這些強人的比賽。

WHERE ARE THE COMPETITIONS FOR THE SENSE TIFER MAN, DO YOU KNOW

感官天鵝人的比賽在哪裡，你知道嗎？

WHAT I MEAN?

我是什麼意思？

THERE IS NEVER COMPETITIONS FOR MEN WHO ARE GREAT AT GOING YOU

從來沒有競爭的男人都擅長去你的

KNOW LOOK, IT'S NOT ABOUT ME, HOW WAS YOUR DAY.

聽著，這不是我的事，你今天過得怎麼樣？

IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY.

會好起來的。

I'LL RUN YOU A BATH.

我給你洗個澡。

I'LL MAKE YOU SOME AVOCADO TOAST.

我給你做一些鱷梨麵包。

BUT ST IMPRESSIVE IF YOU WONDER HOW SANTA GOT THAT STRONG, IT IS

但令人印象深刻的是，如果你想知道聖誕老人怎麼會那麼強壯，那是... ...

ALL PART OF A NEW WORKOUT CRAZE SWEEPING THE COUNTRY.

所有的一部分新的健身熱潮席捲全國。

IT'S CALLED CLAUS FIT.

這就是所謂的CLAUS FIT。

NOW SINCE, I KNOW T WASN'T GREAT.

現在開始，我知道T並不偉大。

BUT NOW, I DONE KNOW WHAT TO SAY STRKS THE BEST WE HAVE, THE BEST

但現在，我知道該說些什麼了，我們有最好的，最好的。

WE HAVE, >> AND WE'VE HAD 2 SINCE

我們有，>>而且我們已經有了兩個自

YESTERDAY TOO.

昨天也是。

>> THAT'S TRUE.

>> 這是真的。

>> I THINK EVEN THE DAY BEFORE.

>> 我想即使是前一天。

>> I THINK YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.

>> 我想你可能是對的。

THAT'S A 48 HOURS WE'VE HAD THAT IN THE SYSTEM.

我們已經在系統裡呆了48小時了。

>> FOR 48 HOURS WE'VE HAD CLAUS FIT, WE DROPPED IT FROM THE MONO

>> 在48小時內，我們把CLAUS裝好後，就把它從單體機上扔了下來。

BOTH TIMES AND THAT WAS STILL THE BEST GRAPHIC WE COULD COME

兩次都是我們能做到的最好的圖文。

UP WITH.

了與。

(LAUGHTER).

(笑)：

>> Reggie: WOW.

>> 雷吉：WOW。