Name: 本週的卡通新聞｜預告片 (12/11/20) (This Week on Tooning Out The News | Trailer (12/11/20))
Uploaded: 2020-12-17T18:21:35.000Z
Duration: 1 min 41 s

President Trump's attorney, Rudy Giuliani, has tested positive for Cove in 19.

特朗普總統的律師魯迪-朱利安尼在19年的科夫測試中呈陽性。

A bad break and What Has otherwise Been a flawless month.

糟糕的休息和否則什麼已經是一個無瑕的月份。

The whole team filled this bedpan so we could pour a shot of piss on the floor.

整個團隊把這個床板裝滿，這樣我們就可以在地上倒一泡尿。

You can't just spring a vaccine on everyone.

你不能隨便給每個人注射疫苗。

We need 3 to 6 months lead time to get our outside bodies back.

我們需要3到6個月的準備時間來恢復外在的身體。

Obviously, I should be in the front of the line.

很明顯，我應該走在隊伍的前面。

But as a precautionary measure, I have gone through the painstaking task of going to the Halloween store and buying a hunky doctor costume inside the hill is to present the time five grips of 20 to 1 in a year as crazy as 2020.

但為了防患於未然，我費盡心思去萬聖節商店買了一套山丘裡面的胖子醫生服裝，就是為了在2020年這樣瘋狂的一年裡，呈現出20比1的時間五抓手。

There is perhaps no better way to sum it up than with an homage to the piano man himself.

也許沒有比向鋼琴家本人致敬更好的方式來總結了。

President Trump is considering a made for TV grand finale nearing Jimmy Carter's graceful post presidency of building houses that they eat my ass on the roof.

特朗普總統正在考慮一個做電視的大結局，接近吉米-卡特優雅的總統職位，他們在屋頂上吃我的屁股的房子。

We pledged to fight from the eternal recount.

我們承諾從永恆的重新計算開始戰鬥。

嘿，我的生日也不是什麼大事。

But when I turned 2021 there's a vaccine you're gonna have toe put Jesus on at least because I'm going freak wild.

但當我2021年的時候，有一種疫苗，你必須給耶穌注射，至少因為我要瘋狂了。

There's no man you built as a boy that your father said was low class because it wasn't wearing a suit.

沒有你小時候造的人，你父親說是低級的，因為它沒有穿西裝。

God bless the land of opportunity to make bank off a pandemic.

上帝保佑機會之地，靠大流行賺錢。

Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.

您的電話已被轉接到自動語音留言系統。

Hey, Mr Mayor James Smart would from CBS.

嘿，市長James Smart先生會從CBS。

 Have the other viruses in your body teamed up to kill Cove? 

你體內的其他病毒有沒有聯手殺死科夫？

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