Um, and you could go to bed with me.

嗯，你可以和我一起去睡覺。

I mean, okay, that's a lot.

我的意思是，好吧，這是一個很大的。

You can't come to bed with me.

你不能和我一起睡覺。

I don't know you and you don't know me.

我不認識你，你也不認識我。

You don't wanna be in my bed.

你不會想上我的床吧？

You don't know me like that.

你不知道我是這樣的。

I don't know you like that.

我不知道你喜歡這樣。

So you don't go to your bed.

所以你不去睡覺。

I'm gonna stay in my bed and everybody, everybody's going to go to bed separately.

我要呆在我的床上，每個人，每個人都要分開睡覺。

But you can get ready for bed with me.

但你可以和我一起準備睡覺。

My skin care routine is so important to me because I'm just trying to get my makeup off and go to sleep.

我的護膚程序對我來說非常重要，因為我只想卸妝睡覺。

I go to sleep with make up on.

我睡覺的時候都是化著妝的。

I'm waking up with pimples immediately.

我一覺醒來，馬上就有痘痘了。

First thing in the morning, so I have to get the makeup all off.

一大早，我就得把妝都卸了。

It is a nice little routine for pre bed, like a little self care five popping off, But also, guys, a little key here, A little trick.

這是一個很好的睡前小程序，就像一個小的自我護理五彈開，但也，夥計們，這裡的一個小關鍵，一個小技巧。

I take my makeup off basically a soon as I get home.

我基本上一回家就會卸妝。

Because if I actually wait till I'm too tired, taking the makeup off and doing the whole routine kind of wakes me up and we don't want that because we wanna go to bed.

因為如果我真的等到我太累了，卸妝和做整個程序的那種喚醒我，我們不希望，因為我們想去睡覺。

It could be 4 p.m. It could be 56 You know how to count, But it's just a matter of when I get home.

可能是下午4點，也可能是56點，你知道怎麼算，但這只是我回家的問題。

My skin, I would say, is combination.

我的皮膚，我想說，是混合型的。

But I feel like it has to be.

但我覺得必須這樣做。

From what I've read, it has to be oily and dry to be combination.

從我看的情況來看，必須是油性和乾性才是組合型的。

And mine is really, like, oily and normal in some spots.

而我的真的是一樣，油性，有些地方很正常。

So, like, maybe it's combination, but it's mostly oily.

所以，喜歡，也許是組合，但它的大部分油性。

Yeah, it's mostly oily.

是的，它主要是油性的。

I'm in denial This oily I got oily skin but they say people are oily.

我不承認這個油性我有油性皮膚，但他們說人是油性的。

Skin will age Well, so, like that first thing I dio is used.

皮膚會老化 好了，所以，像第一件事，我迪奧是用。

This is new to me, by the way, before I tell you what it is, this is new.

對了，在我告訴你這是什麼之前，這是新的。

I used to use makeup wipes and then I got this sample of this specific thing at Sephora Green clean makeup, melt away, cleansing balm from pharmacy.

我以前都是用化妝棉，後來在絲芙蘭買了這個小樣，這個具體的東西，在藥店買的綠色清潔妝，融化了，潔面膏。

Oh, my gosh.

哦，我的天哪。

I'm really given blogger vibes right now.

我現在真的很有博主的感覺。

Okay?

好嗎？

No shape to the bloggers, but love and respect for y'all Also, after I got this, I went and bought the full size.

對博主沒有形，但對你們的愛和尊重 還有，我拿到這個之後，就去買了全尺寸。

I went about the big boy because that's the power of samples.

我去了大男孩，因為這就是樣本的力量。

And that's why they do it.

所以他們才會這麼做。

That's why they do it to convince you to buy it.

所以他們才會這樣做，來說服你購買。

And we know that.

而我們知道，。

And I like to think I'm not susceptible, but I fell for it.

而我喜歡認為我不容易受影響，但我上當了。

But I like this.

但我喜歡這個。

I really like this.

我真的很喜歡這個。

I got this and then I discovered I I don't know if I've been living under a rock or what, but makeup wipes are actually really bad for the environment.

我得到了這個，然後我發現我我不知道如果我一直生活在岩石下或什麼，但化妝溼巾實際上是非常糟糕的環境。

So this one's for you.

所以這個是給你的。

Environment.

環境；

That's why I got it.

這就是為什麼我得到了它。

It comes with a little spatula.

它配有一個小鏟子。

I like this little special, because most days I don't cook.

我喜歡這個小特別，因為大多數日子我都不做飯。

So this feels like a little I'm a little chef or something.

所以，這感覺就像一小我是個小廚師什麼的。

I'll take a little bit, goes a long way.

我就拿一點，走很長的路。

And my blogger, I think I'm a blogger.

還有我的博主，我覺得我是個博主。

Okay, Um but for real, though, a little bit goes a long way, and I take it right off the spatula.

好吧，嗯，但說真的，雖然，一點點去很長的路， 我把它的權利從鏟子。

And, guys, this is the magic, and you just put it all over your face.

而且，夥計們，這就是魔法，你只要把它塗在你的臉上。

Okay?

好嗎？

I'm gonna close my eyes.

我要閉上眼睛。

When I at the time I'm still watching you.

當我在的時候我還在看著你。

I feel like I'd like when I was younger, I would watch scary documentaries or like What is it unsolved mysteries And I'd have to get ready for bed on I'd be scared to wash my face because you have to close your eyes.

我覺得像我年輕的時候，我會看恐怖紀錄片，或者像什麼是未解之謎，我必須準備睡覺，我害怕洗臉，因為你必須閉上眼睛。

Both of your eyes have to be closed at some point when you're washing your face And that used to terrify me Like having to close my eyes to wash my face This is a sign that I'm grown and I'm not scared no more so you get it all over your face And then you're gonna rinse it off You rinse it off and then the makeup's gonna be gone So I'll be right back.

你洗臉的時候，兩隻眼睛都要閉上 這讓我很害怕，就像閉上眼睛洗臉一樣 這是我長大了的標誌，我不再害怕了 你把它弄到臉上，然後你要衝洗乾淨 你沖洗乾淨，然後妝容就會消失，所以我馬上回來

Yeah, Now we make up free I'm not married to any particular face wash for this step of the process But for this next step I use right now Currently I'm using Ole Cleanse gentle, foaming cleanser.

是的，現在我們沒有化妝，我沒有嫁給任何特定的洗面乳，這一步的過程，但對於這下一步，我現在使用的是Ole Cleanse溫和，保麗龍潔面。

I bought this on a trip because I was out of what I normally use, Which is Neutrogena oil free makeup remover cleanser.

我買了這個旅行，因為我是我通常使用的，這是Neutrogena無油卸妝潔面乳。

It comes in a blue bottle.

它裝在一個藍色的瓶子裡。

I just working into a nice lather in my hands I love the lather.

我只是在我的手中工作成一個漂亮的保麗龍，我喜歡的保麗龍。

It feels like it's working now Aestheticians will tell you you don't need the lather.

現在感覺有效果了 美容師會告訴你不需要保麗龍。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I don't know, honey, don't stop me.

我不知道，親愛的，不要阻止我。

I'm addicted to the lather.

我對保麗龍上癮了。

Mm.

嗯。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Now, you really don't wanna open your eyes on this step, because this well, Barrow, So I'm gonna wash this off, Okay?

現在，你真的不想在這個臺階上睜開眼睛，因為這個... ...巴羅，所以我要把這個洗掉，好嗎？

So I feel confident that the makeup is gone.

所以，我對妝容的消失很有信心。

I know this is not correct, but listen, it works for me, okay?

我知道這是不正確的，但聽著，這對我有用，好嗎？

I washed my face a third time with a little benzoyl peroxide.

我用一點過氧化苯甲酰洗了第三次臉。

This clean and clear acne cleansers, 10% benzoyl peroxide.

這款清潔祛痘洗面乳，10%過氧化苯甲酰。

Now I know people gonna be mad, but this is what I dio.

我知道大家會生氣，但這是我的想法。

People don't like benzoyl peroxide.

人們不喜歡過氧化苯甲酰。

I do.

我是這麼想的

It works for me.

它為我工作。

I mean, masks.

我是說，面具。

Right now I'm having to wear the mask is breaking me out a lot in this area.

現在我不得不戴上口罩是打破了我在這方面的很多。

But this right here, this right here is good.

但這裡，這裡是好的。

I put a little bit on my hand And then while my face is still wet from my previous to cleanses but the other one is just melting away the makeup, so I don't really feel like that counts.

我放了一點在手上，然後趁著我之前到潔面的時候，臉還是溼的，但是另一個就是把妝化掉了，所以我覺得這個不算。

I just like to do that second wash to really make sure it's all gone.

我只是喜歡做第二次清洗，以真正確保它的全部消失。

And this one, I feel, is like a treatment for my skin.

而這個，我覺得就像給我的皮膚做了一次治療。

I just like it because it's got that active ingredient.

我只是喜歡它，因為它有那種活性成分。

Benzoyl peroxide.

過氧化苯甲酰；

I know some people like Celso like acid.

我知道有些人喜歡塞爾索喜歡酸。

I find that to be way too dry.

我覺得這樣太乾脆了。

Having used that since high school.

從高中開始就一直在用。

Baby, this benzoyl peroxide don't cry.

寶貝，這個過氧化苯甲酰不要哭。

Let me tell you Rock with this.

讓我告訴你搖滾與此。

Voila!

瞧！

We're ready for bed.

我們準備睡覺了

It's like I'm gonna wash this off.

就像我要把這個洗掉一樣。

Okay?

好嗎？

Do you guys remember those, um, clean and clear commercials?

你們還記得那些，嗯，乾淨利落的廣告嗎？

And like all the face washing commercials, probably Neutrogena to where the girls used to, like, splash the water on their face to take off the cleanser.

就像所有的洗臉廣告一樣，可能是Neutrogena，女孩們用的地方，比如，把水濺到臉上，把洗面乳拿掉。

Mhm.

嗯

You?

你呢？

You can't do that at home.

你在家裡不能這樣做。

You really can't do it at all.

你真的一點都做不到。

That's just for TV because you do that.

那只是為了電視，因為你做。

You have a mess behind you.

你身後有一個爛攤子。

Get your hair all messed up.

把頭髮弄得亂七八糟。

Okay, dry off.

好了，擦乾。

We're done with the washing portion.

我們已經完成了洗滌部分。

Okay, So for people who say that's too many washing steps Well, guess what we're done.

好吧，所以對於那些說洗衣服步驟太多的人來說... ...好吧，你猜怎麼著，我們已經完成了。

The next step is I do a toner, and I use right now this Steyer's facial toner Rose petal.

下一步就是我做一個爽膚水，我現在用的就是這個斯蒂爾的面部爽膚水玫瑰花瓣。

It's alcohol free.

它不含酒精。

That's important to me.

這對我很重要。

I don't want alcohol on your You don't want alcohol on your face.

我不想讓你的臉上沾上酒精，你不想讓你的臉上沾上酒精。

Guys.

各位

that's very dry, Even if you have oily skin.

那是非常乾燥的，即使你有油性皮膚。

I read that somewhere.

我在哪裡讀到的。

Could thank me later.

以後可以感謝我。

Or you could read stuff yourself.

或者你可以自己看東西。

Got it at a drugstore.

在藥店買的。

Think Walgreens.

想想沃爾格林。

Duane Reade.

Duane Reade.

You know that the same Duane Reade and Walgreens Duane Reade by Walgreens.

你知道，同樣是Duane Reade和Walgreens Duane Reade by Walgreens。

And you heard that here first use this little toner.

而你聽到這裡先用這個小爽身粉。

And you know you are supposed to use it up.

而且你知道你應該用完它。

Swipe up link in bio.

掃一掃生物中的鏈接。

That's what they say.

他們是這麼說的。

And so I do it.

所以我就這麼做了。

I just do a lot of what they say.

我只是按照他們說的做了很多。

Who are they?

他們是誰？

I don't know.

我不知道。

If you find out who they are, let me know.

如果你發現他們是誰，讓我知道。

This is what I do next.

這是我接下來要做的。

After I do the toner, I use an eye cream.

做完爽膚水後，我就用眼霜。

Its buy fresh.

其購買新鮮。

It says it firms and illuminates.

它說它堅定和照亮。

I am added a little firming and eliminating.

我是加了一點緊緻和消除。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

And just do a little.

而只是做了一點。

Now you're supposed to use your non dominant hand to do your eyes.

現在你應該用你的非慣用手來做你的眼睛。

Someone told me that someone told me that not they but someone.

有人告訴我，有人告訴我，不是他們，而是有人。

Unfortunately, I am using my dominant hand I and right handed.

不幸的是，我用的是我的優勢手一和右手。

And I'm using my right hand.

而且我用的是右手。

But I do use Ah, weaker finger.

但我用的是啊，比較弱的手指。

My middle finger.

我的中指。

E don't wanna flip you off.

我不想把你甩掉。

But my middle finger is weakest because I don't flip people off.

但我的中指最弱，因為我不會甩人。

So I use this e I am on my eyes and I just stab it.

所以我用這個e我在我的眼睛上，我只是刺它。

You don't wanna be rubbing and pulling under your eyes.

你可不想在眼睛下面又揉又拉。

So then I use this my Holy Grail Caudalie vino Perfect radiance serum complexion Correcting this serum is my jam.

所以，然後我用這個我的聖盃Caudalie vino完美的光輝精華液膚色糾正這個精華液是我的果醬。

I live and I die by this When I die bury me with this.

我以此為生，也以此為死 當我死後，用這個來埋葬我。

I get so many compliments on my skin when I use this and I secretly conducted an experiment I don't wear it.

用這個的時候，我的皮膚得到了很多讚美，我偷偷做了一個實驗，我不戴它。

Don't get as many compliments, but I do wear everybody's like, Oh, your skin, your skin.

沒有得到那麼多的讚美， 但我穿每個人的喜歡， 哦，你的皮膚，你的皮膚。

This right here is my jam is really good for dark spots and making your skin radiant.

這就是我的果醬，對黑斑有很好的效果，讓你的皮膚變得有光澤。

The other thing I tell people all the time is I drink a lot of water and I just dab a little bit on my first and I rub it.

另外我經常跟大家說的就是我喝了很多水，我就先沾一點，然後我就擦。

I'm not rather the head.

我不寧願頭。

Let it settle into your skin.

讓它融入你的皮膚。

Let it become one with you become one with the serum using this serum.

讓它與你成為一體成為使用這款精華液的精華液。

For years I got a sample at so forth they'd be getting me with the dang samples.

幾年來，我在所以的樣品，他們會讓我與當的樣品。

But anyway, this right here.

但不管怎麼說，這個就在這裡。

After that, I was like, Let me go ahead and get something else in that same line.

在那之後，我就想，讓我繼續去找同一條線上的其他東西。

So I just like, I don't know, a month ago maybe started using this card.

所以我只是喜歡，我不知道，一個月前也許開始使用這張卡。

11.

11.

0, perfect.

0，完美。

Bright ning like colic.

亮寧像絞痛。

Night cream dab a little bit, Okay?

抹點晚霜，好嗎？

And I just feel like it makes me so radiant.

而我只是覺得它讓我如此光彩照人。

It makes my skin feel so supple.

它讓我的皮膚感覺很柔軟。

Okay, so that's it.

好了，就這樣了。

That's it.

就這樣吧

Y'all.

諸位

That is my nighttime skincare routine.

這就是我晚上的護膚程序。

Make sure you check out Saturday Night Live.

請你一定要去週六夜現場看看。

You've heard of it.

你聽說過吧

Check it out.

看看吧

Check it out sometime.

有空去看看吧。

That's where I'll be most Saturdays.

那是我大部分週六會去的地方。

Um, but not tonight.

嗯，但不是今晚。

Tonight I'm going to bed.

今晚我要去睡覺了。

Hi, guys, to no.

嗨，小夥伴們，對不。