Name: 特朗普取消提前給白宮工作人員注射COVID-19疫苗的計劃｜《今夜秀》｜《今夜秀》。 (Trump Cancels Plans to Administer COVID-19 Vaccine to White House Staffers Early | The Tonight Show)
Uploaded: 2020-12-15T20:10:54.000Z
Duration: 8 min 53 s

Welcome, welcome, welcome to "The Tonight Show"!

歡迎，歡迎，歡迎來到 "今夜秀"!

You're here. You made it. Thank you so much.

Well, guys, it was a really exciting day for the country,

好了，夥計們，今天對國家來說是非常激動人心的一天。

as we finally received what we've been waiting for

因為我們終於收到了我們期待已久的東西。

-A historic Monday as the first doses of the coronavirus vaccine

-歷史性的星期一，冠狀病毒疫苗的第一劑。

are being administered to healthcare workers

was administered to a nurse working in Queens.

是對在皇后區工作的一名護士進行的。

-Yep. The first COVID vaccine in the U.S. has been given.

-是的美國的第一支COVID疫苗已經注射完畢。

It was a little less exciting when the nurse was handed a bill

遞給護士一張單據的時候，就有點不那麼興奮了。

for 50 grand, but still it was, overall...

五萬塊錢，但總體來說還是... ...

對國家來說，這是多麼重要的時刻。

is somewhere between the new PS5 and the McRib.

That's right, people all across America are lining up for shots.

沒錯，全美國的人都在排隊打針。

Normally when that happens here in December,

通常12月這裡發生這種情況時。

I read that the vaccine needs to be stored

at ultra-cold temperatures, around negative-100 degrees.

In response, UPS workers looked at their shorts and said,

對此，UPS工作人員看了看自己的短褲說。

"Yeah, this seems like more of a FedEx thing."

"是啊，這似乎更像是聯邦快遞的事情。"

Usually if I want to see people on TV who've gotten injections,

通常，如果我想看到的人 在電視上誰已經得到了注射。

That's right, everybody is excited about the vaccine.

Just take a look at the Colorado governor,

Jared Polis, waiting for his state's first shipment.

賈裡德-波利斯，正在等待他的州的第一批貨物。

-Any minute now, we're gonna hear a doorbell.

And then we're going to, of course, let the vaccine in.

This is the Pfizer vaccine, arriving here in Colorado.

這是輝瑞公司的疫苗，正運往科羅拉多州。

-It got awkward when the delivery guy was like,

-當送外賣的人說："我覺得很尷尬

Yesterday, it came out that White House staffers

昨日，有消息稱，白宮工作人員

But then Trump backtracked and tweeted that they wouldn't.

但後來特朗普又反悔了，在推特上說他們不會。

Come on, just give it to them. What's the difference?

來吧，就給他們。有什麼區別？

[笑]是啊，特朗普說，他的人。

Then he went back to pardoning all of them.

Government officials say that Russians managed to hack

政府官員說，俄羅斯人成功地黑了進來

Homeland Security, along with the U.S. Treasury

國土安全局，以及美國財政部。

Americans heard that and they were like, "That's all?

美國人聽到這句話，他們就會說："就這樣？

Must've been Russia's Bring Your Child to Work Day."

一定是俄羅斯的帶孩子上班日。"

I think Russia has hacked just about everything there is.

我認為俄羅斯已經黑了所有的東西。

"We now access information from Blockbuster Video database."

"我們現在從Blockbuster Video數據庫中獲取信息。"

"Why you rent 'Lethal Weapon' six times in 1998?"

"1998年你為什麼要租六次《致命武器》？"

that our Homeland Security needs a Homeland Security.

我們的國土安全局需要一個國土安全局。

他們是怎麼黑進國土安全局的？

That's like ADT calling you and being like,

"有人闖入！有人闖入！ 救命！"[笑聲]

Don't worry, though. Today Trump appointed a new head

不過，別擔心。今天特朗普任命了一個新的負責人

嘿，這裡有一個大的選舉故事。

officially cast their votes for president.

Yeah, super exciting, if you happened to miss

是啊，超級刺激，如果你碰巧錯過了。

the 75 other times Trump's lost the election.

Changing gears here, I heard about another sports team

換個話題，我聽說了另一個運動隊的事。

The franchise is expected to drop "Indians,"

專營店有望放棄 "印第安人"，。

They're now going to be called the Cleveland Football Team.

他們現在要被稱為克利夫蘭足球隊。

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