I can't find a baked potato anywhere in this entire country.

我找不到一個烤洋芋 在這個國家的任何地方。

Where can I get a big potato?

哪裡可以買到大洋芋？

I want to say thank you to Grubhub for not only sponsoring today's video, but forgetting my little quarantine heart.

我想對Grubhub說聲謝謝，不僅贊助了今天的視頻，還忘記了我的小檢疫心。

The baked potato.

烤洋芋。

I just got out of a 14 day quarantine, fully isolated and wow.

我剛從14天的隔離期出來，完全隔離，哇。

Did I learn a lot?

我學到了很多東西嗎？

You don't have to be.

你不一定要這樣

Oh, mostly that I now understand why solitary confinement is a full on punishment, but she's free.

哦，主要是我現在明白為什麼單獨監禁是一種完整的懲罰，但她是自由的。

She's fabulous.

她是神話般的。

And she's ready to snack.

而且她已經準備好吃零食了。

Hi.

嗨，我的天

Hi.

嗨，我的天

Seven pints of ice cream.

七品脫的冰淇淋。

Thank God.

謝天謝地

Well, looks like a party in there.

嗯，看起來像一個黨在那裡。

You celebrated?

你慶祝了？

No, actually, I'm alone.

不，實際上，我是一個人。

Would you wanna go hang out with me, baby?

你想和我一起出去玩嗎，寶貝？

Oh, no, I ever I've got a lot of food to deliver.

哦，不，我有很多食物要送。

Still so much, so much food by.

還是那麼多，那麼多的食物由。

I ordered all this ice cream because dating in the pandemic is hard.

我點了所有這些冰激凌，因為在流行病中約會很難。

You know what it's like every single time You message someone you have to ask yourself.

你知道每次你給別人發資訊時都要問自己是什麼感覺嗎？

Am I willing to contract a deadly disease and die for this cute person?

我願意為這個可愛的人染上致命的疾病而死嗎？

I don't know.

我不知道。

That's a lot of pressure.

這是一個很大的壓力。

My God, girl.

我的上帝，女孩。

I could since you were in a big, sad girl.

我可以，因為你是在一個大，悲傷的女孩。

I see you got cookie dough delivered.

我看到你送來了餅乾麵糰

What's wrong?

怎麼了？

E got dumped.

E被甩了。

Oh, wait.

哦，等等。

You were seeing someone?

你在和誰約會？

Yeah.

是啊。

I mean, like like, yeah, we were, like, talking to each other and stuff.

我的意思是，像一樣，是的，我們是一樣， 互相交談之類的東西。

Oh, okay.

哦，好吧。

Like, how long were you talking?

比如，你說了多久？

You know, like, yeah, we sent, like, emotional on vulnerable and connecting messages back and forth, like, twice.

你知道，像，是的，我們發送一樣， 情感上的脆弱和連接資訊 來回，像，兩次。

So, you know Oh, but you didn't meet up in person know that we were gonna eventually, you know, Melissa, we had so much in common.

所以，你知道... ...哦，但你沒有見過面的人知道 我們最終會，你知道，梅麗莎，我們有這麼多的共同點。

Okay, We both we like music, and we were like, Oh, I love watching movies.

好吧，我們都喜歡音樂，我們都喜歡， 哦，我喜歡看電影。

And we both love food so much we agreed we would probably die without it.

而且我們都很愛吃，我們一致認為沒有食物可能會死。

OK, so like, we were basically soulmates.

好吧，所以像，我們基本上是靈魂伴侶。

Yeah, it sounds like it.

是的，聽起來是這樣。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

You guys, I have a lot to do.

你們這些傢伙，我有很多事情要做。

I have a lot to dio.

我有很多事情要做

Yeah, I'm supposed thio start eating all this ice cream in five minutes and I got to do that until I stop hating myself, or I just hate myself more so I should go.

是啊，我應該在五分鐘內開始吃這些冰激凌... ...我必須這樣做，直到我不再恨自己，或者我只是更恨自己，所以我應該去。

I'm exaggerating for comedic effect.

我是為了喜劇效果而誇大其詞。

We dated for several months.

我們交往了幾個月。

And why does it hurt so much when someone you weren't even in a relationship with breaks up with you.

為什麼當一個和你沒有關係的人和你分手時，你會如此痛苦。

Well, I consulted the 114 million Google search results and my therapist so that you don't have Thio.

好吧，我諮詢了1.14億谷歌搜索結果和我的治療師，所以你沒有Thio。

And first off, this is very validating.

首先，這是很有效的。

Your feelings are riel.

你的感情是瑞爾。

They are valid.

它們是有效的。

You had a connection with someone and therefore you had hope.

你和某人有聯繫，是以你有希望。

And I think this is why it sucks so bad Hope, Because when these many relationships and all we're left with is this fantasy of what could have been When you're in a long term relationship with someone, you know why you're no longer suited for each other.

我認為這就是為什麼它吮吸如此糟糕的希望，因為當這些許多關係，所有我們留下的是這個幻想什麼可能是當你在一個長期的關係與某人，你知道為什麼你不再適合對方。

Honestly, I don't know how we made it two years into this relationship without we ever realizing you don't like baked potatoes, but that is that is a deal breaker for me.

老實說，我不知道我們是怎麼做到的 兩年進入這段關係 我們從來沒有意識到你不喜歡烤洋芋， 但這是，這是一個交易斷路器對我來說。

Are you serious?

你是認真的嗎？

Potatoes are versatile.

洋芋的用途很廣。

Baked, mashed, Gratton, hash.

烘烤，搗碎，格拉頓，哈希。

I mean, the list goes on and on.

我的意思是，這個例子不勝枚舉。

If you do not like a vegetable, that is this multifaceted.

如果你不喜歡蔬菜，那就是這個多面手。

Then there is something deeply, deeply wrong with you in an almost relationship.

那麼在差不多的關係中，你就有很深很深的問題。

We don't get that kind of closure.

我們沒有得到這樣的結局。

We just have the fantasy version in our heads of what it could have been and any fantasy is gonna be infinitely better than whatever the realistic relationship would have looked like.

我們只是在腦海裡有一個幻想版的可能，任何幻想都會比現實中的關係無限美好。

This is why it hurts so bad.

所以才會這麼痛。

We're mourning an ideal IQ dream version of us.

我們在悼念一個理想智商夢境版的我們。

Not to mention the pain of rejection, the daunting task of having to find new connection, the reemergence of loneliness and any self esteem issues this rupture may have caused.

更不用說被拒絕的痛苦，不得不尋找新的聯繫的艱鉅任務，孤獨感的重新出現，以及這種破裂可能造成的任何自尊問題。

So how do you mourn a relationship you never had?

那麼，如何哀悼一段從未擁有的感情呢？

Well, what we're really morning is the dream, the dream that that person represented.

好吧，我們真正早上的是夢想，那個人代表的夢想。

It's not about them.

這不是關於他們的。

It's about you.

這是關於你的。

So remember, even though that person is no longer part of the equation, the dream is still alive.

所以請記住，即使那個人不再是方程式的一部分，但夢想還在。

And you know, I say this, but I am also still very sad about it.

你也知道，我這樣說，但我也還是很傷心。

Which is why I'm gonna go eat six pints of ice cream.

這就是為什麼我要去吃六品脫的冰淇淋。

And in the words of a great profit, Thank you.

並以大利之言，謝謝你。

Next.

下一個

Thank you again to grab Hub for sponsoring today's video.

再次感謝抓住Hub對今天視頻的贊助。

You guys know crap up there like Santa for your stomach.

你們知道上面的廢話，就像聖誕老人給你們的胃。

They're actually my favorite way to meal prep.

其實它們是我最喜歡的備餐方式。

I just order seven entrees and voila.

我只點了七道主菜，然後就可以了。

I have meal corrupt grubhub makes delivery and pick up in these apocalyptic times.

我有餐腐敗grubhub在這個世界末日的時候，讓送餐和取餐。

easier than ever.

比以往任何時候都要容易。

And they've partnered with hundreds of thousands of restaurants across the United States to satisfy your every craving.

而且他們與全美數十萬家餐廳合作，滿足你的每一個渴望。

Plus, they now have perks, which helps you save money and order even more delicious food.

另外，他們現在還有福利，可以幫你省錢，還能點到更多美味的食物。

I'm not gonna lie.

我不會說謊

Very big advocate for Second Dinner and perks have been helping me pack on my quarantine.

非常擁護第二晚餐，福利一直在幫我打包檢疫。

15.

15.

There's no better feeling than ordering second dinner in the same delivery person who brought you first Inner opens the door and you have to explain, you started creating Indian when you were eating sushi about an hour ago, and they laugh and they're delightfully confused but definitely judging you a little bit grubhub by.

沒有比點第二份晚餐的感覺更好的了，在同一個給你帶來第一份Inner的送餐員打開門，你必須解釋，你在一個小時前吃壽司的時候開始創造印度，他們笑了，他們很高興地困惑，但肯定會判斷你有點grubhub的。