Name: 瑪莎-斯圖爾特在她的 "來自地獄的感恩節"--"深夜與柯南-奧布萊恩"。 (Martha Stewart On Her "Thanksgiving From Hell" - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien")
Uploaded: 2020-11-29T18:36:23.000Z
Duration: 7 min 18 s

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If you don't have enough of Conan, that's a great holiday.

如果你還沒看夠《柯南》，那就是一個很好的假期。

Those air those air are designed Martha Stewart designs on Kodak Gallery.

那些空氣那些空氣是設計瑪莎-斯圖爾特設計的柯達畫廊。

Yeah, because nothing says the holidays like this guy right here.

是啊，因為沒有什麼能比得上這個傢伙的節日。

You really should have your Children in there.

你真的應該讓你的孩子在那裡。

I'm gonna hand these out in Times Square later.

You have to order them on the internet that you send your own photos in and you get these beautiful cards.

你必須在網上訂購，你把自己的照片發進去，你就能得到這些漂亮的卡片。

I just mail those in and I get the cards back.

我只是把這些寄過去，然後把卡拿回來。

We have Well, first of all, I I hope you had a nice thanksgiving.

我們有... ...嗯，首先，我希望你有一個美好的感恩節。

Oh, so much better than last year, except for the weather.

哦，比去年好多了，除了天氣。

What was wrong with last year's Thanksgiving?

Last year was the Thanksgiving from hell from hell.

Yeah, well, first one little fork was slightly out of line on the table.

是啊，先是一個小叉子在桌子上稍稍偏離了線。

And I don't get upset about things like that anymore anymore.

而我也不再為這樣的事情煩惱了。

I had planned to have Thanksgiving in the barn and stable with the horses.

我原計劃在馬棚和馬廄裡和馬一起過感恩節。

So we set up a lot of kerosene heaters, the space heaters and, um, set the table down there.

所以，我們設置了很多煤油加熱器，空間加熱器和，嗯，把桌子擺在那裡。

And then my little dog, Francesca got kicked by one of the horses because they got nervous.

然後我的小狗Francesca被其中一匹馬踢了一腳，因為它們緊張了。

So we had to take her to the veterinarian, But she was okay.

所以我們不得不帶她去看獸醫，但她沒事。

Okay, then I'm carving the turkey and I'm trying to multitask and cutting and smiling because we were taking pictures for the magazine.

好吧，然後我雕刻火雞 我試圖多任務和切割和微笑 因為我們正在為雜誌拍照。

I love that you're not just cutting the turkey Thanksgiving.

我喜歡你在感恩節不只是切火雞。

It's also, of course, being photographed for the magazine.

It's on the World Wide Web s so I sliced my thumb almost off so I can't believe you made a mistake.

這是在網際網路上的，所以我把我的拇指幾乎切掉了，所以我不能相信你犯了錯誤。

Well, the nice put the knife made of the knife made a mistake.

好吧，好的把刀子做的刀子做錯了。

It was the fault of the inanimate objects.

Luckily, one of my guests was, um knows the hospital really well, I had never been to the hospital s, so I rushed to the It was rushed to the Mount Kisco Hospital and, um, Westchester, Northern Westchester Hospital.

幸運的是，我的一個客人是，嗯，知道醫院真的很好，我從來沒有去過醫院，所以我衝到它被衝到Mount Kisco醫院和，嗯，威徹斯特，北威徹斯特醫院。

And, um and they took very nice care of me, but my guests are eating the turkey while I'm in the hospital.

他們把我照顧得很好 但我在醫院的時候，我的客人都在吃火雞。

You got stitches at the end of stitches and all those things.

你有針線的末端和所有這些東西。

And then because, you know, the celebrity goes to the hospital, they hit me up for a million dollars.

然後因為，你知道，名人去醫院， 他們打我一百萬美元。

E had to give a donation, have a million dollars because because you're in my thumb.

E不得不捐，有一百萬美元，因為因為你在我的拇指。

The rest of us have health care in northern, like what's done in this situation.

其餘的人在北方有醫保，像這種情況下做什麼。

Here's a million dollars in northern Westchester.

這是在威徹斯特北部的一百萬美元。

If they take good care of you, you have to pay back.

如果他們對你照顧有加，你就得還錢。

Well, I'm staying the hell away from Westchester.

I go to the hospital, my head could be severed.

我去醫院，我的頭可能會被切斷。

Because you should support your local hospital support.

因為你應該支持你當地醫院的支持。

My local hospital is And there's my payment.

我當地的醫院是... ...這是我的付款。

You don't have a gold truck back up with crew.

你沒有一輛金卡車和船員的支持。

You know, they're building a new emergency wing, and I wanted to help them with that.

你知道，他們正在建造一個新的應急翼， 我想幫助他們。

There would be an Elektronik Conan statue.

I I must mention this book because I'm telling you something here for the book.

我我必須提到這本書，因為我在這裡告訴你一些書的內容。

I know you're Oh, no, you're here for to see me in this book is incidental way.

我知道你是哦，不，你來這裡看我這本書是偶然的方式。

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