I brought you presents.

我給你帶來了禮物。

I Look what I brought.

看看我帶來了什麼。

Look what I brought.

看我帶來了什麼。

Look at that.

你看那個。

If you don't have enough of Conan, that's a great holiday.

如果你還沒看夠《柯南》，那就是一個很好的假期。

Have more.

有更多的。

Where do you get these?

你從哪裡得到這些？

Were they available?

他們有嗎？

Those air those air are designed Martha Stewart designs on Kodak Gallery.

那些空氣那些空氣是設計瑪莎-斯圖爾特設計的柯達畫廊。

Wow, look at that.

哇，看那個。

That's beautiful.

那是美麗的。

Look.

你看

Look at this one.

看看這個。

Yeah, because nothing says the holidays like this guy right here.

是啊，因為沒有什麼能比得上這個傢伙的節日。

Check out this one right here.

看看這個就在這裡。

That's great.

那太好了

Your ornament.

你的裝飾品

Really?

真的嗎？

You really should have your Children in there.

你真的應該讓你的孩子在那裡。

I think it says Happy Hanukkah.

我想是說光明節快樂。

Conan O'Brien.

柯南-奧布萊恩

It's nice.

這很好。

Good.

很好啊

That's good.

那就好

These air.

這些空氣。

Great.

厲害

These air.

這些空氣。

Fantastic.

妙不可言

Can I keep these those air for you?

我可以為你保留這些空氣嗎？

All right.

好吧，我知道了

I'm gonna hand these out in Times Square later.

我待會要去時代廣場發這個。

You have to order.

你必須點菜。

You have to order them on the internet that you send your own photos in and you get these beautiful cards.

你必須在網上訂購，你把自己的照片發進去，你就能得到這些漂亮的卡片。

Very nice.

非常好

I just mail those in and I get the cards back.

我只是把這些寄過去，然後把卡拿回來。

So much to talk about.

有這麼多話要說。

I haven't seen you for a while.

我有一段時間沒見你了。

We have Well, first of all, I I hope you had a nice thanksgiving.

我們有... ...嗯，首先，我希望你有一個美好的感恩節。

Oh, so much better than last year, except for the weather.

哦，比去年好多了，除了天氣。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

What was wrong with last year's Thanksgiving?

去年的感恩節到底怎麼了？

Last year was the Thanksgiving from hell from hell.

去年是來自地獄的感恩節。

What?

什麼？

Yeah, well, first one little fork was slightly out of line on the table.

是啊，先是一個小叉子在桌子上稍稍偏離了線。

Much worse than that Cone.

比那個康恩差多了。

And I don't get upset about things like that anymore anymore.

而我也不再為這樣的事情煩惱了。

Okay, You're mellow now.

好了，你現在很圓滑了。

I'm very Miller.

我很米勒。

Sure.

當然可以

1st, 1st it snowed.

1日，1日下雪了。

4 ft.

4英尺

Snow, 4 ft.

雪，4英尺

I like it when it snows.

我喜歡下雪的時候。

I like to roll around.

我喜歡滾來滾去。

I had planned to have Thanksgiving in the barn and stable with the horses.

我原計劃在馬棚和馬廄裡和馬一起過感恩節。

You know, my horses that you've written?

你知道，你寫的我的馬？

Yes, Yes, and s I'm your stable boy.

是的，是的，我是你的馬伕。

Three wishes Andi.

三個願望安迪。

Then on then, eh?

那就繼續吧，嗯？

So it's known it was very, very cold.

所以知道當時非常非常冷。

So we set up a lot of kerosene heaters, the space heaters and, um, set the table down there.

所以，我們設置了很多煤油加熱器，空間加熱器和，嗯，把桌子擺在那裡。

And then my little dog, Francesca got kicked by one of the horses because they got nervous.

然後我的小狗Francesca被其中一匹馬踢了一腳，因為它們緊張了。

So we had to take her to the veterinarian, But she was okay.

所以我們不得不帶她去看獸醫，但她沒事。

Okay, then I'm carving the turkey and I'm trying to multitask and cutting and smiling because we were taking pictures for the magazine.

好吧，然後我雕刻火雞 我試圖多任務和切割和微笑 因為我們正在為雜誌拍照。

I love that you're not just cutting the turkey Thanksgiving.

我喜歡你在感恩節不只是切火雞。

It's also, of course, being photographed for the magazine.

當然，這也是在為雜誌拍攝。

It's on the World Wide Web s so I sliced my thumb almost off so I can't believe you made a mistake.

這是在網際網路上的，所以我把我的拇指幾乎切掉了，所以我不能相信你犯了錯誤。

Well, the nice put the knife made of the knife made a mistake.

好吧，好的把刀子做的刀子做錯了。

Yes, it was e.

是的，是e。

It was the fault of the inanimate objects.

這是無生命的物體的錯。

Eso I had to be rushed.

所以我不得不被催促。

Luckily, one of my guests was, um knows the hospital really well, I had never been to the hospital s, so I rushed to the It was rushed to the Mount Kisco Hospital and, um, Westchester, Northern Westchester Hospital.

幸運的是，我的一個客人是，嗯，知道醫院真的很好，我從來沒有去過醫院，所以我衝到它被衝到Mount Kisco醫院和，嗯，威徹斯特，北威徹斯特醫院。

And, um and they took very nice care of me, but my guests are eating the turkey while I'm in the hospital.

他們把我照顧得很好 但我在醫院的時候，我的客人都在吃火雞。

You got stitches at the end of stitches and all those things.

你有針線的末端和所有這些東西。

And then because, you know, the celebrity goes to the hospital, they hit me up for a million dollars.

然後因為，你知道，名人去醫院， 他們打我一百萬美元。

E had to give a donation, have a million dollars because because you're in my thumb.

E不得不捐，有一百萬美元，因為因為你在我的拇指。

Don't you have health care?

你不是有醫保嗎？

The rest of us have health care in northern, like what's done in this situation.

其餘的人在北方有醫保，像這種情況下做什麼。

Here's a million dollars in northern Westchester.

這是在威徹斯特北部的一百萬美元。

If they take good care of you, you have to pay back.

如果他們對你照顧有加，你就得還錢。

Well, I'm staying the hell away from Westchester.

好吧，我就不去威徹斯特了。

Let me tell you, I'm known.

讓我告訴你，我是知道的。

I'm a little bit of a celebrity.

我是個小名人。

I go to the hospital, my head could be severed.

我去醫院，我的頭可能會被切斷。

I'm not giving them that kind of money.

我不會給他們那麼多錢的。

That's not happening.

這是不可能的。

Because you should support your local hospital support.

因為你應該支持你當地醫院的支持。

My local hospital is And there's my payment.

我當地的醫院是... ...這是我的付款。

It's correct.

這是正確的。

You don't have a gold truck back up with crew.

你沒有一輛金卡車和船員的支持。

You know, they're building a new emergency wing, and I wanted to help them with that.

你知道，他們正在建造一個新的應急翼， 我想幫助他們。

Is your name gonna be on it?

你的名字會在上面嗎？

What?

什麼？

No, not for a million.

不，不是為了一百萬。

Gave the hospital a million dollars.

給了醫院一百萬元。

There would be an Elektronik Conan statue.

會有一個Elektronik柯南的雕像。

I I must mention this book because I'm telling you something here for the book.

我我必須提到這本書，因為我在這裡告訴你一些書的內容。

I know you're Oh, no, you're here for to see me in this book is incidental way.

我知道你是哦，不，你來這裡看我這本書是偶然的方式。

Get to the book.

去看書。

We get to it.

我們去找它。

If not, we just look at me.

如果沒有，我們就看著我。

Um, this book I have to say is very impressive.

嗯，這本書我不得不說是非常厲害的。

This book has everything in it.

這本書裡什麼都有。

This is the Martha Stewart's Home Keeping Handbook.

這是瑪莎-斯圖爾特的《家庭飼養手冊》。

it has.

它有。

I mean, I would.

我的意思是，我會的。

There was some some facts I would expect to be in here.

有一些一些事實，我希望在這裡。

And then there was some.

然後還有一些。

This book is so thorough.

這本書太透徹了。

You have ah part in here that explains how to organize your firewood.

你有啊部分在這裡解釋如何整理你的柴火。

Yeah, I didn't think.

是的，我不認為。

Don't you just dump firewood into a bucket or something?

你不就是把柴火倒進桶裡什麼的嗎？

I mean, well, where do you get it from?

我的意思是，好吧，你從哪裡得到它？

From the firewood pile.

從柴火堆裡。

You know, it's all about.

你知道，這是所有關於。

It's all about just this book is about organization.

這一切只是這本書是關於組織的。

It's about keeping your life orderly so that you could get on with other things and have a nice life, you know?

這是為了讓你的生活有條不紊，這樣你就可以繼續做其他事情，過上好日子，你知道嗎？

But But you know what a court of wood is right.

但是但是你知道什麼是木頭的法庭是對的。

Court of wood.

閣的木。

I've heard the phrase court of wood, but I think like a lot of people, I don't know what a court of wood exactly is.

我聽過木頭人的法庭這個詞，但我想和很多人一樣，我也不知道木頭人的法庭到底是什麼。

Court of wood is a pile of wood stack measure measuring 4 ft by 4 ft by 2 ft.

閣木是一堆木頭堆積的措施，尺寸為4英尺×4英尺×2英尺。

What does it matter?

這有什麼關係？

I mean, why can't it just be a excuse me?

我的意思是，為什麼不能只是一個藉口呢？

It's four.

是四個。

Before you made a leading mistake.

在你犯上司錯誤之前。

I'm looking at Conan and thinking that you're not Martha Stewart.

我看著柯南，覺得你不是瑪莎-斯圖爾特。

Who are you four by four by four by four by eight Yeah, we were all like she got that wrong on.

你是誰 4乘4乘4乘4乘8 是啊，我們都喜歡她得到的錯誤。

Don't worry, I would get I'd get une email tonight saying it was wrong.

別擔心，我今晚會收到一封郵件，說這是錯誤的。

Someone, some firewood nerd would send you an email.

有人，一些柴火呆子會給你發郵件。

I once said I once said that the plum line chalk came in pink and I got a lot of emails.

我曾經說過，我曾經說過梅線粉筆是粉紅色的，我收到了很多郵件。

I can imagine you live in a hellish world of your own making.

我可以想象你生活在一個你自己製造的地獄世界裡。

What else?

還有什麼？

What else did you find?

你還發現了什麼？

Interesting?

有意思嗎？

There's a There's a part in here that said that tells you how to fix a squeaky bed.

這裡面有一部分說，告訴你如何修復吱吱作響的床。

Oh, just like a fly buzzing around you.

哦，就像一隻蒼蠅在你身邊嗡嗡地飛。

What kind of show are we running here?

我們這是在做什麼節目？

I'm not kidding.

我不是在開玩笑。

Your fly.

你的飛。

Sorry.

對不起，我不知道

In my water, there's like a gnat flying around.

在我的水裡，就像有一隻蚊子在飛。

Jeff, what is wrong with our students?

傑夫，我們的學生怎麼了？

Like a barn in here?

就像這裡的穀倉？

Jeff, this is Martha Stewart.

傑夫，這是瑪莎-斯圖爾特。

And there's a country.

還有一個國家。

Yeah, there's a gnat that you were just talking in a natural right in your face.

是啊，有一隻蚊子，你剛才說話自然就在你臉上。

I thought I was trying to I was trying to ignore it.

我以為我是想我是想忽略它。

But you know how to fix the squeaky bed.

但你知道如何修理吱吱作響的床。

You have squeaky beds.

你有吱吱作響的床。

You must You better a I a the bags that air squeaky and I have I They have to be repaired.

你最好把空氣中吱吱作響的袋子修好

It is very shockingly embarrassing.

這是非常令人震驚的尷尬。

Yeah, I can imagine.

是的，我可以想象。

Yeah, you have to sort of ignore it.

是的，你必須忽略它。

You try to ignore it, you know?

你想忽略它，你知道嗎？

But then your house guests are hearing it, and it's very, very embarrassing.

但你的客人聽到了，就會非常非常尷尬。

So there are solutions.

所以有解決辦法。

Thio always say, Martha, the plot bed is a squeak and don't come a Peking.

Thio總是說，Martha，劇情床是吱吱作響的，不要來一個北京。

I'm such an ass.

我真是個混蛋

I don't know why you keep coming here.

我不知道你為什麼一直來這裡。

That makes me happy, but loves me to come on.

這讓我很高興，但愛我來。

Good, good.

好，好。

Well, they should get bad.

好吧，他們應該變壞。

Seriously.

認真的。

This book has everything you ever need to know about anything and you should get it.

這本書有你需要知道的一切，你應該得到它。

It's the media.

是媒體。

It's great.

這是偉大的。

The Martha Stewart Home Keeping Handbook is available everywhere.

瑪莎-斯圖爾特家政手冊》隨處可見。