Hello, Mr. Neal, how are you today?

嗨，Neal 先生，你今天好嗎？

I'm good.

我很好。

Where's the rest of the group?

實驗組其他的人呢？

Oh, it's just you.

喔，只有你而已。

I'm the group?

我就是實驗組嗎？

Yes, but don't worry. I don't need anyone else.

沒錯，但別擔心。我也不需要其他人。

That picture frame

那個歪斜的相框

Those hoodie strings

連帽外套上長短不一的的抽繩

They are driving me insane

這些讓我感到抓狂

Unequal pizza slices

大小不一的切塊披薩

Fonts of different sizes

大小不一的字體

It's more than I can take

這超過我可以忍受的程度

Missing parenthesis

漏掉的括號

Uneven capris

高低不一的七分褲

Googling "askew"

用 google 搜尋 「askew」

Bags opened from the wrong end should be recognized as a sin, along with an unsolved Rubik's cube

從尾端打開的袋子，以及未破解的魔術方塊，都應該被視作罪過

I gotta make things right

我得把事情做對

Make it the way it's supposed to be

讓事情回到應有的樣子

It's my OCD

這就是我的強迫症

Toilet paper facing inwards

朝內的廁所衛生紙

Un-synchronized synchronized swimmers

不同步的水上芭雷舞者

A closet thats not organized

未分類的衣櫥

Pills removed out of sequence

不按順序拿的藥丸

Sideburns that are not even

不等長的鬚角

That one rebel mini blind

那片不聽話的百葉窗

I gotta make things right

我得把事情做對

Make it the way it's supposed to be

讓事情回到應有的樣子

It's my OCD

這就是我的強迫症

Mr. Neal, how's everything going?

Neal 先生，一切都還好嗎？

Fine.

很好。

Would you like to take a break?

你要休息一下嗎？

Yeah, actually that'd be...

事實上，那會...

Great. I hope you're hungry, I've prepared some snacks for you.

太棒了。我希望你餓了，我準備了一些點心給你享用。

Enjoy.

請享用。

And I gotta make things right

我得把事情做對

Make it the way it's supposed to be

讓事情回到應有的樣子

It's my OCD, baby

寶貝，這就是我的強迫症

I gotta make things right

我得把事情做對

Make it the way it's supposed to be

讓事情回到應有的樣子

It's my OCD

這就是我的強迫症

Alright, we're all done, you're free to go.

結束了，你可以走了。

Mr. Neal?

Neal 先生？

Mr. Neal?

Neal 先生？

Can I come back tomorrow?

我明天還能再來嗎？