who you know from "Saturday Night Live,"

你從 "週六夜現場 "知道的人，

which is all new this week with host Dave Chappelle

這是所有新的本週與主持人戴夫-查佩爾。

and musical guest -- [ Cheering ]

和音樂嘉賓 - [歡呼]

musical guest Foo Fighters.

音樂嘉賓Foo Fighters。

[ Cheers and applause ] Come on!

[歡呼聲和掌聲] 來吧！

You can also see him in the movie "Hubie Halloween,"

你還可以在電影 "胡比萬聖節 "中看到他。

which is so funny, man. He's great.

這是如此有趣，男人。他是偉大的。

It's available now on Netflix.

現在已經在Netflix上播放了。

Everyone, please welcome Kenan Thompson.

各位，請歡迎凱南-湯普森。

[ Cheers and applause ]

[歡呼聲和掌聲]

-♪ We love Kenan Thompson ♪

# 我們愛凱南-湯普森 #

♪♪

♪♪

♪ Saturday Night, SNL ♪

星期六晚上，SNL

♪♪

♪♪

♪ We love Kenan Thompson ♪

我們愛凱南-湯普森

♪ He got soul hear to tell ♪

他得到了靈魂的聲音告訴

♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ]

[歡呼聲和掌聲]

-We don't play entrance music anymore.

-我們不再播放入場音樂了。

That is all new. What was that?

這都是新的。那是什麼？

♪ Kenan Thompson ♪

*Kenan Thompson *

-Made it up. -Just made up the song.

-瞎編的-只是編了這首歌

-[ Vocalizing ]

-[發聲]

-♪ Kenan Thompson ♪

# 凱南-湯普森 #

-[ Both vocalizing ]

-[兩個發聲]

-♪ Kenan Thompson ♪

# 凱南-湯普森 #

-Musicians, man. -I know.

-音樂家，夥計.-我知道

-You guys are the best, man.

-你們是最棒的，夥計

Shout out to Philly, by the way.

對了，向費城喊話。

You know what I'm talking about? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

你知道我在說什麼嗎？-是啊，是啊，是啊。

-You know, Kenan does the warm-up before the audience --

-你知道，凱南在觀眾面前做熱身運動 --

before the show starts on "Saturday Night Live."

"週六夜現場 "節目開始前。

And it's right up to the last second.

而且就到了最後一秒。

Usually do standup or you do a song with the band.

通常做站立或你做一首歌與樂隊。

Or I did -- I used to do Rolling Stones

或者，我做了 - 我曾經做滾石的

when I was on the show. -Which song?

當我在節目中。-哪首歌？

-I did "Midnight Rambler." -Which goes?

-我做了 "午夜漫步者".-哪一個？

-No, no, no, no, I can't. That's too much money.

-不，不，不，不，我不能。那是太多的錢。

-Is that really? -We can't afford Rolling Stones.

-真的嗎?-我們付不起滾石樂隊的費用.

-Can't even just replay the -- -No.

-甚至不能只是重播... ... - 不。

We can do like a different version of the song.

我們可以做像不同版本的歌曲。

-That's amazing. But, yeah, no, we warm up

-太神奇了但是，是的，不，我們熱身

the crowd before the show.

演出前的人群。

And Michael Che does some good stand-up

而邁克爾-切也有不錯的脫口秀表演

and he introduces me and I force karaoke upon --

他介紹我和我強行卡拉OK上 -

upon the crowd.

在人群中。

But it's a good time.

但這是一個好時機。

You know, it's good to get the energy up.

你知道，這是很好的得到的能量了。

And I get my little jitters out from seeing people staring at me

看到別人盯著我看，我就會有點緊張。

and stuff like that.

和類似的東西。

-Get your nerves out. I remember I did --

-把你的緊張情緒發洩出來我記得我是...

I worked -- I did such --

我的工作 -- 我做了這樣的 --

I really went for this song so hard.

我真的為這首歌去了那麼多的努力。

And I was pretending I was Mick Jagger --

我還假裝自己是米克-賈格爾...

-You were playing. -And Keith Richards.

-你在演奏-還有凱斯・理查茲

I was playing the guitar and singing,

我邊彈吉他邊唱歌。

then I laid on the ground. I flipped --

然後我躺在地上。我翻了...

You know, this is pro-COVID. I was laying on people.

你知道，這是親COVID。我是躺在人身上。

-This is before the show even starts?

-這是在節目開始之前？

-Before the show even started. And then I was in a sketch,

-在節目開始之前然後我在一個短劇中。

the cold open sketch. -Yeah, yeah.

寒冷的開放素描。 - 是啊，是啊。-是啊，是啊。

-And so they go, "We're starting in, you know,

-所以他們說："我們要開始了，你知道的。

five seconds." You know? And you go --

五秒鐘。"你知道嗎？而你去 -

-Voice blown. -Yup.

-嗓子被吹響了-是啊

-My voice is blown every week. -Sweaty.

-我的嗓子每週都會被吹響.-汗流浹背

-Yeah. -Dude, I was in --

-夥計，我是在...

Tina was like, "What is wrong with you?"

蒂娜說，"你怎麼了？"

I go -- [ Panting ]

我去 - [氣喘吁吁]

-"And live from New York --" [ Laughter ]

-"從紐約現場直播--"[笑聲]

-"Hold on a second. Rachel, you say it.

-"等一下。瑞秋，你說吧。

You say it. I can't talk." -It's intense.

你說吧。我不能說。"-很激烈。

But, I mean -- but, you know, it's a specific kind of love

但是，我的意思是... ... 但是，你知道，這是一種特殊的愛。

you have for entertaining, I think, you know?

你有娛樂，我想，你知道嗎？

-Yeah. -And that comes through

-是的

when you're, I guess, chosen to be in that role

當你，我想，被選為這個角色的時候。

of even warming up the audience before we do an awesome show.

甚至在我們做一個很棒的節目之前，為觀眾熱身。

-Yeah. 'Cause it's like -- "Yeah, we want this show

-是啊。 因為它就像 - "是啊，我們希望這個節目。

to be -- we're a team." -Yeah, man.

是 - 我們是一個團隊。"-是啊，夥計。

-We want everyone to score. -I want everybody to experience

-我們希望每個人都能得分.-我希望每個人都能體驗到

a good time, you know? -Yeah.

一個好時機，你知道嗎？-是的

-I wish it could be always -- -And this week --

-我希望它能一直... - 而這個星期...

-Shout out to those talented people that we just saw.

-向我們剛才看到的那些天才們致敬。

That was -- that was incredible.

那是... ... 那是不可思議的。

-Yeah. That was amazing, right?

-對啊是啊。 這是驚人的，對不對？

[ Applause ] -Incredible.

[掌聲] 難以置信。

-Isn't that cool? -All three of them

-是不是很酷？-他們三個都是

were very -- I thought it was funny how she stubbed her toe

是非常 - 我認為這是有趣的 她怎麼戳她的腳趾頭

a little less after that first one.

第一次之後，少了一點。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-She got a little bit too real. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-她有點太真實了。是啊，是啊，是啊。

It's like, "Ooh, that was a really --"

這就像，"哦，這是一個真正的 -"

Yeah, method actor. -Yeah. That was incredible.

是啊，方法演員。-是啊是啊。 這是不可思議的。

And all the way from Italy. Come on.

和所有的方式從意大利。來吧。

The global unite.

全球聯合。

-You have Dave Chappelle hosting this Saturday.

這週六有戴夫-查普爾主持的節目

-Whew! -First of all, it's the sixth--

-哇！-首先，這是第六個... ...

Yeah, I mean, come on. [ Applause ]

是啊，我的意思是，來吧。[掌聲]

But a six-show run is pretty amazing,

但六場演出是非常驚人的。

and to end it with Dave Chappelle who's just,

並結束與戴夫・查佩爾誰的只是，

I mean, brilliant. -Come on. I mean, who better?

我的意思是，輝煌。-來吧，我是說，誰更好？我的意思是，誰更好？

You know what I'm saying?

你知道我在說什麼嗎？

Especially since it's a resurgence

尤其是它的復出

of the last four year when he made his appearance.

的過去四年中，當他出場。

You know what I mean? -Was that four years?

你知道我的意思嗎？-是四年嗎？

-Yeah. -Geez.

-是啊 天啊

-And it was, you know, just an electric week then.

-那是，你知道的，只是一個電光火石的星期。

So I know the show Saturday is going to be powerful.

所以我知道週六的節目會很強大。

It's going to be very, very powerful.

這將是非常非常強大的。

So -- I'm going to be honest. He complimented us yesterday.

所以... ... 我就實話實說吧。他昨天誇獎了我們。

He made an insane speech, you know, before the table read.

他做了一個瘋狂的演講，你知道，在表讀之前。

Did the same thing years ago.

幾年前也做過同樣的事情。

But I mean, the guy is just such a prolific speaker.

但我的意思是，這傢伙只是這樣一個多產的揚聲器。

You know what I'm saying?

你知道我在說什麼嗎？

And he speaks from the heart, and a brilliant mind.

而且他說的是心裡話，也是一個聰明的頭腦。

And it's such a pleasure to be around.

和它在一起真是太開心了。

I mean, y'all know. -Yeah.

我的意思是，你們都知道。-是的

Yeah, you went to his thing in -- in Ohio, right?

是的，你去了他在俄亥俄州的事情，對嗎？

-That's right.

-沒錯

-That's -- he's just -- I -- he's like a -- beyond --

-那是... 他只是... 我... 他就像一個... 超越...

I don't want to say wordsmith, it's beyond that.

我不想說文字匠，已經超出了這個範圍。

He's a poet. He's like -- it's so many things.

他是一個詩人。他就像... ... 它是如此多的事情。

But funny.

但很有趣。

Dude, I remember back in the day when we --

夥計，我記得以前我們... ...

I used to do stand-up and see him.

我曾經做過脫口秀，看過他。

This is when -- does he still smoke on stage?

這時候--他還在舞臺上抽菸嗎？

-Constantly. -Yeah.

-一直都是-是的

-He smoked more than I've ever seen,

-他的煙比我見過的還要多。

and he was like -- and just lighting up the whole thing.

他就像... ... 並只是點亮了整個事情。

And this was like -- I don't know what --

而這就像 - 我不知道什麼 -

I guess if they banned cigarettes,

我想如果他們禁止香菸，

that have a weird scene. -Yeah.

有一個奇怪的場景。-是的

He almost does it on purpose, I feel like now.

他幾乎是故意的，我覺得現在。

-Exactly, yeah.

-沒錯，是的

Keith Richards was here, and he smoked and the alarms went off.

基思-理查茲在這裡，他抽菸，警報響了。

-Yeah.

-是的

-And I went into his dressing room.

-我走進了他的更衣室。

-"Isn't this this cool?" -Yeah. No, I said to him,

-"這不是很酷嗎？"-是的，我對他說不，我對他說。

I go, "Keith, you know you can't smoke."

我說："基思，你知道你不能抽菸。"

He goes, "I know, it's bad for your health, right?"

他說："我知道，這對你的身體不好，對吧？"

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

He knows what's up. It's Keith Richards, man.

他知道是怎麼回事是基思-理查茲，夥計。

-He's fine. He'll be fine. -Can you -- look at this.

-他很好他很好，他會沒事的-你能不能... 看看這個

That's you -- -Look at that.

那是你... ... - 看看這個。

-Tracy Morgan, Eddie Murphy, Chris rock, Dave Chappelle.

-特雷西・摩根，埃迪・墨菲，克里斯・洛克，戴夫・查佩爾。

What was this feeling like?

這種感覺是什麼？

-First of all, it was the Christmas show,

-首先，這是聖誕節的節目。

so Merry Christmas to me.

所以，聖誕快樂給我。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Yeah. -Those guys --

-是啊 那些傢伙...

those are four legends I'm standing next to.

我旁邊站著的是四個傳奇人物。

You know what I'm saying? You know, going down the line,

你知道我在說什麼嗎？你知道，往下走。

Tracy is my brother, you know.

崔西是我的哥哥，你知道的。

He was the first person to embrace me,

他是第一個擁抱我的人。

because I came in right when he left.

因為他走的時候我就進來了

You know what I'm saying? -That's right.

你知道我在說什麼嗎？-是的

-He took me to T.G.I. Friday's for lunch.

-他帶我去T. G. I. 星期五吃午飯。

Like, "Let's go to Friday's." [ Laughter ]

喜歡，"讓我們去星期五的。"[笑聲]

-Dude, that sounds real. -It was very real.

-夥計，這聽起來很真實-是很真實的

-The one right down the street?

-就在街上的那個？

-Yeah, in his Cadillac Escalade pickup truck.

-是的，在他的凱迪拉克凱雷德皮卡里。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

He pulled it out of the garage on 48th Street.

他把車從48街的車庫裡開出來。

-I love him. -We drove around --

-我愛他-我們開著車到處走 --

-I love him. -50th to --

-我愛他-第50個...

-You could walk -- -Back to 48th and Fifth.

-你可以走到第48街和第5街交匯處去

-You could walk to it. [ Laughter ]

-你可以走到它。[笑聲]

-Just because he wanted us to see his ride

-只是因為他想讓我們看看他的車。

and he wanted... -Yeah.

他想...-是的

-...to flex on two and a half blocks.

I always felt him for that.

我一直覺得他是這樣的。

-That's actually legendary. -Stepping up.

-這其實是個傳奇-加把勁

-You could throw a rock and hit T.G.I. Friday's

-你可以扔一塊石頭，然後擊中T. G. I.

from our building. -Exactly.

從我們的建築。-沒錯

Next to him, you have the legendary Dave Chappelle, man,

在他旁邊，你有傳說中的戴夫-查培爾，夥計。

who yesterday told me that I was good at my job,

誰昨天告訴我，我是在我的工作好。

and I almost cried, you know what I'm saying?

我幾乎哭了，你知道我在說什麼嗎？

Like... -Seriously?

就像...

-The dude is -- I mean, as far as the pinnacle of people

-這傢伙是... ... 我是說，就人的巔峰而言，他是... ...

I look up to in the voice of my generation, it's that guy.

在我們這一代人的聲音中，我所仰望的，就是那個人。

You know? And next to him,

你知道嗎？而在他旁邊。

the legendary Eddie Murphy, man,

傳說中的埃迪・墨菲，男人。

the first black movie superstar, you know?

第一個黑人電影巨星，你知道嗎？

And just the first person that meant everything

而只是第一個意味著一切的人

to every single person in my family.

給我家裡的每一個人。

You know what I'm saying? Everything he did, we all,

你知道我在說什麼嗎？他所做的一切，我們都。

like, laughed really hard and embraced.

喜歡，笑得很厲害，擁抱。

You know what I'm saying? -Of course.

你知道我在說什麼嗎？-當然知道

-So next to him, you have Chris Rock,

所以在他旁邊，你有克里斯-洛克。

who is brilliant in his own lane.

誰在自己的道上是輝煌的。

He carved a lane so strong

他開闢了一條如此強大的道路

that I don't think anybody can say he's not

我不認為任何人都可以說他不是。

probably the greatest --

可能是最大的...

probably stand-up specials that HBO ever had.

可能是HBO曾經有過的站立式特別節目。

You know what I'm saying? -Ever.

你知道我在說什麼嗎？-永遠。

-That whole run that he did is so solid and still --

-他所做的整個運行是如此堅實，仍然 -

-Changed the game. -Brilliant in his mind.

-改變了遊戲規則-他的頭腦很聰明

He's killing it on "Fargo" right now.

他現在在 "Fargo "裡大殺四方。

You know what I'm saying? -Yeah, he is, by the way.

你知道我在說什麼嗎？-是的，他是，順便說一句。

-So I could run down the credits of those dudes all day long.

-所以我可以一整天都在查那些人的功勞。

And shout-out to Michael Che

並向Michael Che致敬

for even writing me in that moment, man.

甚至寫我在那一刻，男人。

Like, I'm just -- like, I'm floored when I see it.

就像，我只是... ... 就像，當我看到它時，我很震驚。

-And how about the person holding this picture?

-那拿著這張照片的人呢？

[ Laughter ] -And the -- and --

[笑]和 - 和 -

-That's -- -If you zoom in

-那是...

on the pink knuckles around --

在粉紅色的指關節周圍 -

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

They belong to --

他們屬於...

-Zoom in on the pink knuckles.

-放大粉紅色的指關節。

-They belong to my brother James Fallon, who...

它們是我哥哥詹姆斯-法倫的，他... ...

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

...is probably one of the funniest people

...可能是最有趣的人之一。

I've ever been around in my entire life.

我這輩子都在身邊。

-Thank you. That's all I wanted, yeah.

-謝謝你這就是我想要的，是的。

-Yeah, absolutely, hands down. -Thank you, I appreciate that.

-是的，絕對的，毫無疑問-謝謝你，我很感激